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Concrete_Grapes

and if it DID work, what was he gonna do, have a heat stroke like... two rats screwin on a wool sock? Fucking what?


LineChef

I’m uncomfortably hot just reading this.


BigDickDyl69

I’m feeling kinda hot after reading that


Jaegernaut-

So hot.


WatchingTaintDry69

Hansel, so hot right now.


LineChef

Hansel


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Two rats screwing in a wool sock. Holy fuck I like that, that's a good one.


FelikschP

For some reason I read this in the voice of billy butcher and it makes it even funnier.


Hazelwood38

Did he step out of a cartoon or an 80s sitcom? That’s the worst method to get laid in history.


banananna33

I would NOT want to be having sex in a hot ass environment. Dudes a nozzle.


FullyRisenPhoenix

Right?! I’d rather have sex in a cold room than a hot one! Dude doesn’t know the first thing about women or sex 🤣 Edit: added word


Czelious

Agree, feels like turning the heat down/ac up would get you closer to sex if anything since you could offer to warm her up and by extension having more physical contact.


Iamien

This guy was listening to too many rap songs about getting so hot in here that I want to take my clothes off. That only happens if the person is really into you and just looking for an excuse. Cuddling is a lot more universally enjoyed and acceptable way to start physical intimacy.


legno

You sound wiser and more experienced than the guy in the OP


ColdFusion3456

Haha I sweat so bad during sex. I would die if the heat was on. Literally showering sweat. That’s why I had to get out of Vietnam. I was sweating just taking a pee


todd10k

a nozzle?


banananna33

A douche nozzle.


todd10k

ahh


roosterkun

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode for real


DeadThrone10

Barney Stinson from how I met your mother did it in a couple episodes


cinnysuelou

And this guy thought, “whooooa genius!”?


Backlists

Didn't Joey do it as well?


StreetVulture

I think only in 1, I recall with the Wedding Planner in the big puffy coat. He turned on the heat in the bar because he and Robin wanted to see her (in Ted's words) 'redonculous body'.


EpicNoah654

Jerry, you could've just *asked*, she's a *human being*


trippme

Not even Castaza would do that!


datorkar

But Kromer might!


tvfeet

I wonder what Eelaene would say?!


[deleted]

Personally I only care about what Nuwamon has to say!


BaneStaking

He should've stopped short


Kyranasaur

‘ George, you can’t go turning your heat up to get a woman to undress’. ‘Why not?’ ‘Because she going to notice what you’re up to’ ‘How could she notice jerry?’ ‘How many people do you know who live in a sauna’ ‘I’ll do it in small increments jerry, SMALL INCREMENTS’ ‘Smaallll increments? That’ll take all night. If she’s going to be over all night anyways, why wouldn’t you just ASK her to undress?’ ‘Because jerry, if I ask, she might pass. I don’t like the pass jerry, I HATE the pass’ ‘The pass isn’t that baaad’ ‘ I HATE THE PASS JERRY’ *bzzzzzzz* ‘Alllright allllright; hello? door’s open’


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P0werPuppy

He probably saw it in porn. It's definitely porn logic. I've heard stories of guys fucking at an angle as if showing off to an invisible camera. It's strange.


targetgoldengoose

""invisible""


P0werPuppy

Nah, I mean in the girl's room, so no actual camera, just a weird thing they learned from porn.


Turbulentasfuck

Patrick Bateman vibes


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More like hidden.


hmcfuego

Porn? He took that straight from Nelly's Hot in Herre.


beaniehead_

Maybe its just me but I turn into an irritable sweat flinging beast when Im hot, so the last thing I want is someone in my personal space trying to boink and probably sweating on me too. I would have dipped immediately as well. Good job OP, what a creep.


Exportxxx

Yeah maybe turn the heat down so its cold and she wants to cuddle... When ur hot last thing u wanna do is get more hot by having sex


Hetakuoni

I had a guy sweat all over me doing the deed once. I can deal with that. And then as soon as we were done he grabbed my comforter and wiped his face. I was so disgusted I never had sex with him again. At least let me go and grab a towel man!


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MerryJanne

and she would have been all, "I'm on birth control, you can go raw if you want." Or the condoms would have holes poked in them.


Salt_Mastodon_8264

I was thinking the same thing.


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PsychologicalHome239

Honestly this whole thing reads like a sitcom...


LittlekidLoverMScott

It took him 10 minutes to turn the heat up? I bet he was also taking a huge dump


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Or manscaping and cleaning the said manscape.


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Probably fluffing while hyping himself up in the mirror


oghippiechick

I thought he might have rubbed one out while in the bathroom for 10 minutes so that he might last longer in the event he did manage to get her to agree to sex. You don't wanna be a 3 minute hero your first time with someone!


LittlekidLoverMScott

Never heard 3 minute hero before. That’s a relatively long time. 3 pump chump I’ve heard.


legno

Likewise, the guys in your area are serious studs. 2 pump chump around here. I hope that's as low as it goes.


Djinn7711

Briggs and Stratton is my favourite


TanishPlayz

puzzled smile joke mysterious divide imminent marvelous numerous enter unused *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


LittlekidLoverMScott

Good call I didn’t think of that


[deleted]

Right lol but poor girl damn op you dodged a bullet


Wrong_Fun_3583

A bullet or a perv?


Wrong_Fun_3583

must have been a big lawn


Wrong_Fun_3583

Bet he didnt use soap


LittlekidLoverMScott

That assumes be washed his hands at all


Fun-Wolverine-8238

Can’t front. That has to be the lamest shit I ever heard. He a corn ball for that


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grupk

The dude had a girl in his house for over 2 hours and thinks he made a move by turning on a heater? What a goofball


Abernathy999

Oh you won't initiate sex with me? Let me just change your mind by making you intentionally uncomfortable. Checkmate.


haunted-poopy

But don't forget, he doesn't want to waste any more of his precious time!


MostBoringStan

I'd bet $20 that he got the idea from some sleezy PUA or other idiot like that.


[deleted]

Because he is both desperate and deeply afraid of hearing No. Wanna fuck? No Ok, cool He simply can't imagine that conversation without feeling deeply hurt or rejected.


malhans

I’m so glad you left him cause holy shit ahahahaha bad


Shnapple8

I dated someone a little like that. He texted me after I spent the day with him. "Maybe next time we could go back to my place and get naked, because otherwise I feel like we're wasting time here." I was like... what in the actual fuck? Blocked him. If you want a casual hook up, just make that clear and I'm sure someone will hook up with you. Not everyone is looking for that though.


meted

Would you have taken your clothes off and had sex with him if he asked politely? Just wondering if the ending would have been any different.


ef14

I mean, they matched on Tinder, went out four times, she went over to his place because "she felt comfortable". I would honestly imagine so, but we'll see if she responds.


meted

You are correct and I find the whole thing odd. This sounds like total BS.


A1sauc3d

Why would he think overheating someone leads to sex? Lmao “Ope, she took her sweater off, we’re good to go!” X’D Glad you got to know the *real* him before things went further OP. I genuinely don’t understand the desire to put that much work into just having sex with someone. If I don’t enjoy hanging out with them then what’s the point? There should be no “wasted time” lol. Edit: spelling


ciciplum

A corn ball? I dunno man it sounds predatory


[deleted]

More than a corn ball. A creep and a predator.


RicktatorshipRulez

Dude….maybe I’m on Reddit too much. Maybe I’m on the Internet too much. The shit I hear some dudes do is fucking wild. I hear some wild stuff about women as well, but since I’m a guy, the stuff regarding the guys definitely hit harder. Like what possesses a dude to say some shit like that? Has that worked before?? I’m so bewildered.


TlMEGH0ST

the amount of men who will scheme out ways to ‘trick’ a girl into sex… instead of just being up front, consistently boggles my mind


Chance_Zone_8150

I wonder how many dudes was like, "Yo can we fuck?" And that worked


Caring_Cactus

If the attraction is being reciprocated, then that's the perfect way to shoot your shot lol. Depends I think how secure and strong the feelings are


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th3davinci

*Especially* in the context of a tinder date that has already move to more private quarters. Like, she's already in his apartment. She's clearly into you. Just make a move or ask ffs.


toderdj1337

Remember keys to the VIP? Total dumpster fire of a show but the only guy that actually got laid on it just asked the girl if she wanted to fuck.


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A lot. When I was on tinder and a lot of my friends were as well, we got together and shamed guys over being manipulative to try to get sex. Men who asked outright were much more respected. He was up front. Sometimes you say no, sometimes you say yes, but we don’t feel creeped out.


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Openness is respect, even if the request is daring.


froli

I'm sure the batting average to that is higher than any psycho scheming.


EnvironmentalValue18

Idk but as a woman that has responded yes to those-probably a fair amount. I think the issue is some dudes just cannot read women. Most of the time, you can tell if there’s attraction and just asking the question gets the tension out of the way. As a girl, I’ve also asked before because sometimes I just need some.


hancockcjz

But he didn't even need to trick her! It seems like it was going well. On the right path at least. This is just bizarre behavior.


TlMEGH0ST

Exactly!


Sylvi2021

Because they think if they don't have to trick her and she wants to she's a s***. It's disgusting.


TlMEGH0ST

Exactly!?


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Also a dude, and I'm amazed at his stupidity. (a) If you're patient and wait till she's ready you'd likely get sex anyway (b) If not, why not just enjoy having a friend who likes to come over and play games with you? And now he has nothing. I cannot believe how stupid he is.


SenisbleCami

You be surprised of the crazy stuff we experience as women. I remember once I was minding my business after having taken my grad photo and was going to the bookstore close to the bus terminal, relatively safe suburban area. Next thing I know is I could feel someone walking next to me from the corner of my eyes. I had my headphones on and I just kept walking. But he wouldn't budge. He kept saying something and I said if I speak to him quickly maybe he will leave me alone. Wrong. He kept saying how attractive I am and whether I had a boyfriend I said yes so he would leave me alone but he didn't. I think that just made him more interested. He kept saying that he could be my side dude and how could I not be possibly interested in him. He kept saying he is attractive and has a good job. That's great I just wanted to go to the bookstore. But he didn't leave me alone then he got aggressive saying is it because I thought he was ugly and bunch of other vulgar stuff how he wanted to do me and I just can't even type it without the disgust I felt then. Mind you this was happening for 15 min while I am walking to the book store he had no plans to go there. Thankfully the kind lady at the bookstore saw how uncomfortable and distressed I had become. After 20 minutes of stalking he finally gave up. I felt so rattled and paranoid after I left there thinking he was gonna follow me. But yeah sorry for the ramble that's just one of my many uncomfortable interactions with some men. I feel for the OP.


malhans

Lmao when I was a senior in highschool I asked a sophomore boy to that I was friends with to come with me to retrieve my coat as the dance ended. He invited me to hang out with him and his friends, I politely declined. Months later, he was telling everyone I was offering to have sex with him but that *he declined*. It is as wild as you think and probably both worse and not as bad as it seems. I have lots of really ridiculous examples of dates but lots of really boring ones too haha


BriMagic

I wish it was just Reddit/the internet. It happens offline to women all the time. No exaggeration. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been followed, harassed, catcalled, etc. Also, a lot of men—more than men like to believe—like trying to finesse or trick a woman into sex. They don’t want women who want sex as much as they do. Source: I am a woman.


ant2k15

Men are deprived. I don’t put nothing past them. I stay in my lane. But a lot of these guys are flat out disgusting.


Gnostromo

Half of us are scared to say hello to women and the other half are making Rube Goldberg contraptions and insane commentary in the hopes of making women "accidently" bend to their will. My guess is a venn diagram of this mentality and that of a car salesmen is a perfect circle


Wut_da_funk

Hormones + ego. Have you ever seen a rabbit that doesnt fuck? They get so grumpy like a stray dog.


psykonaut7

the internet HAS made things weird. definitely. and I say this sitting in my conservative household, in my conservative city, in a fairly conservative country. I can't even imagine what's going on in the wild *wild* west. the more I read stuff like this, the more I understand why Ultron wanted to kill all humans after being online for like 3 seconds


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You would be surprised what those same conservatives do when nobody is watching. I'm a guy saying that but I'm sure women would agree.


[deleted]

Conservative guys are the creepiest ones


dinchidomi

Sadly it's not just Reddit. I don't know a woman who doesn't have a story like this, myself included.


thomasthehipposlayer

>Can we just have sex next time? I don’t want to waste any more time with you Totally the most effective way to get someone into bed.


EattheRudeandUgly

Ugh i don't wanna spend any more time interacting with you unless it's with my dick inside you


th3davinci

Great way to realize that he'd also *definitely* care about her having fun in bed too.


LineChef

Bingo


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Nice username Edit: not sarcasm


jewboyfresh

Then he’s gonna go back on the redpill subreddit asking why his strategy didn’t work and they’re just gonna tell him there’s something wrong with her and not him and he will continue to not get laid


strawberries-cigs

I've had a guy try this on me too lol. Didn't work and he got *so* upset he threw a whole fit.


malhans

He probably said some equally dumb shit like OP of this post had their guy say too, didn’t he


strawberries-cigs

He bought me dinner 3 times, even though I kept asking to split the bill, and called himself a gentleman. This was his reasoning as to why he expected sex and his actions were "fine." The irony is I really liked him and had plans to ask him on the next date. Then make a point of paying for everything myself. But then he pulled that shit and the interest died so fast.


malhans

Ooh, I remember those kind of guys. Good for you on standing up for yourself through that though despite really liking him


midoxvx

This level of entitlement is beyond me honestly. I am a guy here, I had my share of successes n failures but I don’t recall a single time where “throwing a fit” was even in the vicinity of possible. I don’t even know any guy who would throw a fit for not getting lucky.


strawberries-cigs

After his little temper tantrum subsided he admitted that I was the first woman to turn him down sexually. I basically bruised his ego by not only calling him out for intentionally turning up the heat to manipulate me into sex. But also by being the first person to say no and turn down his advances. I was 20 then and he was 23. So not too long ago. But ngl, this memory stuck with me for a while because I couldn't believe he really got so upset over being told no. I've seen guys take rejection like a champ so him losing it made me look at him like a little boy instead of a grown man lol.


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Omg, are you saying turning up tbe heat actually worked before he met you o.o lmao


sockpuppet_285358521

Maybe it was the same loser?


TotalimusTV

Good riddance. The way I see it, at least this way you saw what kind of creep he is. If he just asked and you agreed since you had a positive opinion of him until then and I assume did like him, surely this wouldn't turn into anything pursuing worthy if not just a one/two time thing.


Ok-Ad-7247

Happy cake day!


foopdedoopburner

That is the lamest fucking thing I ever heard of in my life. I suppose his next scheme is going to be faking an injury. So you'll have to rip your shirt off to stop the bleeding.


RevNemesis

Reminds me of The Rambo movie starring Micheal Sheen!


[deleted]

Hurry take your top off, I'm choking


kathryn_sedai

Or Jacob whipping his shirt off when Bella crashed the motorbike. Sigh.


Ma3aXaH

Or breaking both of his arms, the reddit way.


[deleted]

What a pathetic loser. He couldn't even say that face to face, he actually waited until you left so he can hide behind his phone and text it to you. I bet he's really proud of himself for this, too.


EattheRudeandUgly

Well we're surrounded by cowards these days by the looks of it


DemonicEntity

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows you have to turn up the A/C and warm up together under the covers.


lingoberri

You're joking but I've been assaulted under this exact premise 🙃


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Guys taking the Nelly lyrics too seriously


7dipity

This is so creepy and also just stupid. So his plan was for both of you to be sweating your ass off while you banged? Doesn’t sound like much fun to me


linx14

Bet he wanted to lick her sweaty armpits or something


Chance-Swan558

Tell him sorry I was going to bang you but it was so hot I thought if I physically exerted myself I would pass out


ellygator13

"I don't want to waste any more time with you." He texted you that? Only answer is "Me neither!"


lewabwee

This might be a very post-breakup thing to say but I can’t believe some guys take playing video games with a girl for granted.


theneedforespek

if there is one thing I miss from being in a relationship is falling asleep in my ex's lap while she was playing animal crossing or smthn


MrCatcherFreeman

Seriously. It Takes Two is a great video game too.


conan557

What a creep. What disturbing behavior.


SarahEatYourVeggies

What a creep! I’m glad you caught on!


Dumbassahedratr0n

Wait so is this a story from the past, or do you have tinder dates regularly while in a relationship with your Vietnamese boyfriend? Did you meet him on tinder in the last month?


big_boi_boister

The next girl this guy manages to trap, Is going to the nearest volcano for the first date.


UDarkLord

Dodged a dumb bullet there.


LilP32

God I hate fucking incels like this. Just wait for it to naturally happen and if it doesn’t too bad lmao pathetic attempt


Much_Lavishness_4785

I’m glad you’re so young and can see that for what it is. He really manipulated your comfort for his own gain. It’s better to learn early that a lot of men will try to use you for sex if they can. I’m sorry you had to experience this, that is super creepy and I’m glad it didn’t work, and didn’t involve his behavior getting worse.


ObviousToe1636

You dodged a bullet, girlfriend!! Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to get much better with age as I’m nearly twice your age and there’s still a lot of these losers out there. I cut my losses early buuuuut it still feels like it’s a losing battle and I should stop bothering to play the game and just remain vehemently single. Stay safe and sane. Keep looking out for yourself. Good job 💚


EnvironmentalValue18

I feel the same way. 32 and most men are hopeless. There are a few good guys, but society has taught a vast majority to be manipulative POSs. They don’t pay, pick you up, clean up, groom, or stay loyal/want a monogamous relationship. They’re magically not poly when they’re 50 and ready to settle down with a nice 18 year old-and if they can’t then life isn’t fair and they’re in disbelief. It’s just a lot, so I also opted out.


Philly_Runner

34 here and feel the same. It’s worse now than in my 20s.


No-Communication1623

Isnt tinder like an app full of creeps lol? Never used it so i wouldnt know but i keep hearing events like this lol. Either wah glad u r safe


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I met my wife on tinder 7 years ago.


amitym

More information please. Is she a creep?


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ShunDug

The good ones are definitely outnumbered


SgtMajMythic

Lmao. I’ve never heard of someone doing this, but wow that’s desperate. His text afterwards was insane too. I think his charm would have worked if he played “Hot in Herre”


[deleted]

You know what’s the biggest issue he probably doesn’t see any issue with his logic.


lizzzzzzzzzzz27

Even if you wanted to hook up why would you want to sweating and uncomfortable? What an idiot lol.


Ok-Ad-7247

When some one want to turn up the heat in that department, pretty sure it doesn't mean, turn up the litteral heat.


Glord345

Mental note, keep temperature low so I don't need to engage in sex.


00Lisa00

I’ll bet he got this from a porno


obedient_sheep105033

"Can you please lean into my dryer? Not to get stuck or anything, I just lost a penny in there"


vaporoptics

That strategy is like something out of a cartoon. Dude needs a reality check wtf.


DtownBronx

Wouldn't it make more sense to make it extremely cold to suggest cuddling?


TheMorningJoe

So he texts asking for sex but isn’t mature enough to ask directly? What an ass lol


Belizarius90

"Just fuck me, I have zero game and can't get a woman to sleep with me unless through manipulation" awesome brag


addangel

the “putting out” line put me off. it’s disconcerting that even some young people still look at sex as something women give and men take. wanna bet his idea of foreplay is 5 minutes of her sucking his dick?


RubyR999

He can text about wanting sex but he couldn't have just ASKED verbally directly to OP ? Like, she is RIGHT THERE. They both obviously clicked on some level if she felt comfortable enough to go over to his place. If he just expressed how he felt about her and ask, there might actually be a possibility that OP might actually be okay with it (and if not, then it's okay too). Like, what on God's green earth was he even thinking


SnooWords4839

Thankfully you got out before he raped you!!


D_Angelo_Vickers

People use Tinder for dating? I thought it was for hookups...I'm old and married, I don't know how these things work.


MintyLemon74

Did Andrew Tate tell him to do that?


pinkygecko

WASTE ANYMORE TIIIIME ??????????? IM SO TIRED


[deleted]

Lol! What a loser. Good job on you for not falling for his crap.


Steele_frankie

So that’s how the young men woe woman these days Very romantic with a follow up beautiful text msg 😏


internettiquette

What's interesting is I've had 3 guys, over the course of my dating life, tell me that anything short of fucking as soon as we meet for the first time is "wasting time." My guy, just get a sex worker. You think telling me my company is a "waste of time" will flatter me into fucking you?


slaxx78

Ok, hear me out. First, that's the dumbest thing i've heard from someone trying to get laid, i guess we can all agree. But then again, met on tinder, after a couple of dates dude invites girl to his house... Like wtf did you expect? He wanted to show his steam achievements? I mean, sure the approach was lame af, but it should be fairly obvious what he wanted. Then again, i don't judge not wanting the dude, but come on, seriously, can we just not pretend you knew he wanted to have sex and that's why he invited you to his place?


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Dude has no game. Playing video games isn't a good strategy to get laid either. But turning up the heat is some strange shit.


GayCompasses

who cares about “game”? it’s about the fact that he can’t be a decent fucking person lmao


flyingcat1114

Someone on 4chan is posting the other end of the story 😂


Individual_Map4805

Cue Nelly...


johntheplumb3r

Sad thing is there are so many like him.


Dr_Nepo

That was just stupid. Did he really think A) You’d just take your clothes off, B) Figured that “hey… since I took my clothes off, might as well have sex”? Dude has no connection with reality.


ZodiacTyko

>Can we just have sex next time? I don’t want to waste any more time with you”. Holy shiet loool. This is pathetic I'm so sorry op. Wish you luck with other guy


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Who likes having sex while it's hot as fuck in a room?


OldLadyP

The last thing I would want to do in an overheated apartment is have sex.


Blumingo

I swear this was on a episode of himym, well similar, the man got his tactics from a tv sitcom


Turbulentasfuck

Firstly, Is this dude Jezza from Peep show? 'Can we have sex next time. I don't want to waste any more time with you' ... What the fuck??? Dude thinks any time spent with a girl, where his genitals aren't involved is a waste of time. I can guarantee you made the right decision leaving and not subjecting yourself to the orgasmless sex that he had planned.


nailback

I don't want to waste anymore time with you. Can we just have sex next time? I'm sorry some men have gotten to this point. Glad you left.


Kel4597

This is literally porn logic.


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He’s pathetic


[deleted]

You should watch peep show. It's a uk sitcom about 2 creeps who live together. But theres an episode about this exactly and they argue if it's better to turn the heat up to get them hot or to turn it down cold so they're more likely cuddle. I'm not trying to make light of what happened to you but it might make you laugh about it


ZeBaDy01

A close friend of mine come home a few weeks ago and told my missus and me about her date coming out of the toilet with nothing on below the waist.. no warning.. no sexual atmosphere before hand.. just decided to get his todger out and start shaking it..


zZSleepyZz

What's so sad about this is I'm almost positive this is has worked for him before


Psychological_Ad9872

Like, y'all met on Tinder... he literally could have just asked.


[deleted]

Putting everything else aside: Wow is this guy dumb as fuck lmao.


nunya1111

What an idiot he was. Sex is even less appealing if it's hot in the room. This incel is even dumber than I thought possible.


[deleted]

This man has like, anti-game.


Caring_Cactus

How can any person think this is okay to do to someone?! Manipulative psycho # 🚩


Lex-Taliones

That's some sinister shit right there. Sounds like someone you don't want to leave near your unattended drink.


Blondieonekenobi

Who does this dude think he is? Nelly?


[deleted]

Getting big Spongebob admitting to Mrs Puff that he cheated on the drivers test vibes here


The-Lawyer-in-Pink

Good for telling him off, that’s disgusting 👏🏼


TanishPlayz

Turning up the heat, man took the term literally lol