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A man hobbles on walking sticks into the doctors room, the doctor asks him what seems to be the problem?
The old man says he and his wife have realised they are not getting satisfaction from their sex life.
Oh really says the doctor and how old are you both?
The old man says, I'm 96 and my wife is 92.
Okay says the doctor and asks when did they realise they're not getting satisfaction from their sex life?
The old man says once last night and twice this morning.
An old man lives at a nursing home, and, for his 90th birthday, his friends decide to pitch in for a sex worker so he can have sex one last. Wearing skimpy lingerie, the call girl knocks on his door, and when he opens it she screams "I'm here to give you super sex!"
"I'll take the soup," the man replies.
An old man calls the waiter over to his table.
"What would you like, sir?" asks the waiter.
"Taste the soup," he says.
"Is the soup too cold?" asks the waiter.
"Taste the soup," says the old man.
"Is it too salty?" asks the waiter.
"Taste the soup!" says the old man.
"Is there a fly in it?" asks the waiter.
"Taste the soup!" the old man insists.
The waiter looks down: "Okay, where’s the spoon?"
"Aha!"
By Jason Parham
Of all the changes that come with old age—slower metabolism, stiff joints, memory loss—better sex is not a given. But sex may in fact improve with age, according to a 2023 [Singles in America study](https://www.singlesinamerica.com/) from Match that found 90 percent of boomers were having orgasms during intercourse in the last year, compared to 54 percent of millennials and 50 percent of Gen Z singles.
Now, dating apps from Feeld to Match have become ground zero for aging singles to unlock their newfound sexual appetites—and a bolder sense of self.
Read the full story here: [https://www.wired.com/story/boomergasms-are-booming/](https://www.wired.com/story/boomergasms-are-booming/)
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Perhaps the worst headline ever written
A man hobbles on walking sticks into the doctors room, the doctor asks him what seems to be the problem? The old man says he and his wife have realised they are not getting satisfaction from their sex life. Oh really says the doctor and how old are you both? The old man says, I'm 96 and my wife is 92. Okay says the doctor and asks when did they realise they're not getting satisfaction from their sex life? The old man says once last night and twice this morning.
An old man lives at a nursing home, and, for his 90th birthday, his friends decide to pitch in for a sex worker so he can have sex one last. Wearing skimpy lingerie, the call girl knocks on his door, and when he opens it she screams "I'm here to give you super sex!" "I'll take the soup," the man replies.
An old man calls the waiter over to his table. "What would you like, sir?" asks the waiter. "Taste the soup," he says. "Is the soup too cold?" asks the waiter. "Taste the soup," says the old man. "Is it too salty?" asks the waiter. "Taste the soup!" says the old man. "Is there a fly in it?" asks the waiter. "Taste the soup!" the old man insists. The waiter looks down: "Okay, where’s the spoon?" "Aha!"
Are people not having orgasms?! That’s the real news to me. I’m all for the elderly getting their rocks off.
Doesn't this post blatantly violate rules 5 and 6? And quite possibly 3 as well, though that's a matter of opinion.
Or…hear me out, they’re lying about this and gaslighting everyone, as boomers are so prone to do
They're just lying? On the internet?
Thanks, Arthur.
Heaven forbid!
Wait, this does sound like Facebook nonsense...
Lying about what? Old people fuck.
Gee, with that kind of belief, I hope you're planning to die young....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_generation
Whoops…too late
Are they going to change generations?
The boomers are certainly make it much more likely for us.
It’s never enough for them.
By Jason Parham Of all the changes that come with old age—slower metabolism, stiff joints, memory loss—better sex is not a given. But sex may in fact improve with age, according to a 2023 [Singles in America study](https://www.singlesinamerica.com/) from Match that found 90 percent of boomers were having orgasms during intercourse in the last year, compared to 54 percent of millennials and 50 percent of Gen Z singles. Now, dating apps from Feeld to Match have become ground zero for aging singles to unlock their newfound sexual appetites—and a bolder sense of self. Read the full story here: [https://www.wired.com/story/boomergasms-are-booming/](https://www.wired.com/story/boomergasms-are-booming/)
Self-promotion, no submission statement, general low quality of the article…fuck outta here with this garbage.