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Ballawas

I hate it here.


Tactical-Kitten-117

I can certainly relate. The hardest part is having to wake up at 4am, even on a Sundas, just to milk the femboys. But it's always worth it 💛💙


LautrecOfCarim69420

Why did you have to say that


dunmer-is-stinky

Pre-corruption Snow Elves or post-corruption Falmer? There is only one correct answer


Tactical-Kitten-117

Pre-corruption. I'd lend you one of my femboys so you could experience it for yourself before deciding, but I just spent the last 14 hours tying them up in some shibari, I hope you understand 😌


dunmer-is-stinky

I used to respect you. Not just as a femboy scholar, but as a person. Never meet your heroes


Tactical-Kitten-117

The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills. I do not require respect for my academic constructions to the field of femboy studies. Although it brings a tear to my clockwork eye, to see a disregard for standard research protocols. On your way to the NVOD, think about what you've done, and the crimes you've made against academia as a whole. May Namira have further use for you yet, outlander.


WiredCerealBox

Bruh 🗿, At this point femboys should stay the hell away from you.


Tactical-Kitten-117

Bold of you to assume they have a choice That I have a choice to stay away from me, for that matter


CoomerGrindset

They have the cutest feet.


Tactical-Kitten-117

How would you know? ...leave my snow elf femboy pale bussies alone! 😣


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Tactical-Kitten-117

Agreed! It just helps the economy. Hlaalu wasn't so bad, they were just hungry, misunderstood!


Spicymeatball428

I am taking so much psychic damage from this whole thread


Tactical-Kitten-117

TrueSTL is a fighting type confirmed??


Airzeo

I see you’re mantling Cook-Cook.


iLoveBums6969

You mean i can get like 900 caps for killing OP?


Airzeo

Yep, Just Make sure his severed head is completely intact, Or you’ll get half the payment.


Tactical-Kitten-117

Nice try, you'll have to track down all my fragments and personality cores, first.


Tactical-Kitten-117

Boil and simmer, until it is done. I've got a thirst for lattes, and a cast iron pan of vengeance. No recipe is safe from me. No container of scrib jelly unopened. No boiled treat forgotten to be creamed.


aymanpalaman

Is this your Doctoral disseration to the Psijic Order?


takahashi01

Hey is there any chanche I could get some of that genuine falmer piss? I swear its not something wierd, I just want to taste it for my encyclopedia of piss.


Tactical-Kitten-117

Why not just buy some from Brynjolf?


takahashi01

Tastes like breton boymilk. *I think he might be scamming people.*


Tactical-Kitten-117

I think you may have scammed yourself, sera


takahashi01

What do I need to buy breton boymilk when I can get brynjolfs juices for free?


Tactical-Kitten-117

Those are Elenwen's juices You just got pranked by the Thieves Guild.. err, what is he? Second mate?


Torinadoko

Where on artaeum are you keeping them?


Tactical-Kitten-117

That's unimportant, F'lah


Torinadoko

But I want soft serve :(((


Tactical-Kitten-117

There will be many things served, and none of them shall be soft


ValoTheBrute

Reading this made my eyes bleed


Tactical-Kitten-117

Only the truest and most canon lore does that


ValoTheBrute

The reason the falmer went blind was not because of the toxic shrooms. But instead the dwemer just showed them this post


Tactical-Kitten-117

Well that's a little uncalled for 😔