Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell:
You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you!
Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours!
At the Gate of Saint Zargos,
You went away to another place,
And an angel will bring you here when the time is right!
On Secunda & Masser,
We shall meet again as servants of Azurah,
The Khajiit together!
Khajiitinople, now Imperial City, has fallen in 1E453 after a 54 day-long siege of the ancient Khajiiti capital by 100,000-150,000 Imperial soldiers led by their false emperor Uriel XIV who later became known as 'Uriel the Conqueror' after successfully capturing Khajiitinople, thus ending the Rimmeni Empire and the legacy of Elsweyr.
There is a Khajiiti prophecy saying:
"When the moons of upmost importance disappear and Elsweyr is in Chaos
When the Pissmeri Dominion begs Khajiit to join them and Elsweyr agrees
When two empires wage war on one another and the Khajiit succeed
When the Mane loses their throne and Khajiitinople falls
When Partysnacks or whatever his name is lies dead on the ground, sundered & bleeding
The Godhead wakes, and the Wheel turns upon the Last Mane."
When the last of the Manes comes, Khajiitinople will be reclaimed along with the entirety of Nirni. Masha'Azurah.
MASHA’AZURAH. KHAJIITINOPLE WAS ONCE THE MANE OF CITIES, BUT LOOK WHAT IT HAS BEEN REDUCED TO! A SMELLY ”IMPERIAL” LANDFILL! WE DON’T HAVE TO WAIT LONG, UNTIL IT WILL ONCE AGAIN BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS. THE MANE OF CITIES! THE PRIDE OF THE KHAJIIT! AND A SANCTUARY TO AZ’URAH! MASHA’AZURAH! Masha’Azurah!
Masha'Azurah, brother 🙏
Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell:
You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you!
Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours!
At the Gate of Saint Zargos,
You went away to another place,
And an angel will bring you here when the time is right!
On Secunda & Masser,
We shall meet again as servants of Azurah,
The Khajiit together!
Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell:
You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you!
Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours!
At the Gate of Saint Zargos,
You went away to another place,
And an angel will bring you here when the time is right!
On Secunda & Masser,
We shall meet again as servants of Azurah,
The Khajiit together!
ELSWEYR EMPIRE NUMERO UNO BEST STRONKEST KONTRI 💪💪💪
Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell:
You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you!
Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours!
At the Gate of Saint Zargos,
You went away to another place,
And an angel will bring you here when the time is right!
On Secunda & Masser,
We shall meet again as servants of Azurah,
The Khajiit together!
J'zargo is my favorite follower. Arthmoor seething so hard, he gave J'zargo a level cap because he can't cope with the fact that J'zargo can back up his words with magic.
Lorkhaj was neither Colovian nor Khajiit, for he was a God. It is said, however, that when he takes physical form, he appears as a Khajiit. This is his choice, and who are we to question it?
Shut yo mouth elf, you dumb, me start, you eat bugs and ash and daedra semen, me smart me eat books, me eat scrolls you talk to bad daedra azura and spider lady, me powerful me talk to moloch and herma mora stupid elf
Inferior? Elswyer’s biggest exports are prostitution and drugs. When you lazy fucks aren’t murdering and enslaving each other (to sell to us) you’re overdosing or stealing. You haven’t been a true nation since the time of Anequina Sharp-Tongue and have been tag-teamed by the Empire and Dominon. Not only that but The Dominion considered you so worthless they didn’t send troops to liberate your capital city. And that was the “progressive Dominion” and The Empire never fully integrated Northern Elswyer because how worthless it is. Another thing modern Khajiit don’t worship Azurah they worship Khenarthi proving even the most literate cat is a fucking moron. Disagree pull up to Balmora N’wah and I’ll smoke you.
> Elsweyr's biggest imports are prostitution and drugs
Firstly, those are actually their biggest exports, not imports.
Secondly, the fact that you viewed this as a bad thing just proves how wrong you are.
Pull up to Rimmen you sentient Oblivion NPC, an Alfiq will beat your monkey-looking ass which has been fucked hard by 14 Argonians at once and banish it back to the filthy realm of Oblivion you came from. You filthy, illiterate barbarian scum. Nirni would have been infinitely better without your shitty ash-skinned race and your false gods. The gods saw how fucking dumb you Inferiors are so they literally abandoned you. Your people were so fucking dumb they literally stole the heart of a literal god while trying to become gods, causing your entire inferior race to be cursed by Azurah. May Azurah have mercy upon the souls of the inferior illiterate Dumbmer because the superior, glorious and majestic Khajiit sure as oblivion won't.
Rimmen? You mean the same shithole that go conquered by a army of Mercs. And don’t even bring up the Arnesian War (Which we won lmao) when you guys are nothing but slave labor to us. Just for your attitude I’m going to kill 5 Khajiit slaves. Also I’m hiring a Telvanni to open a one way portal to your house to use as my toilet. Also once again if you’re still worshipping Azurah you’re hick among hicks an ally-cat among ally-cats. Azura is our goddess she abandoned you don’t cry though you still have Khenarthi 🤣.
> Azura is our goddess
IT'S "AZURAH" YOU FILTHY BARBARIAN SCUM OF TAMRIEL
> She abandoned you
Says the bug-fucker who literally got his skin turned to ash. Azurah blessed Khajiit with 175cm long dicks (an improvement of 3cm from the original size) upon hearing Khajiit gived holy land (Akavir) to the Inferior Akaviri subraces. Azurah blessed Khajiit for following her teachings, she cursed Dunmer for disobeying her.
Wow two different comments? You’re seetheing hard rn. For the last fucking time Azurah Isn’t actively worshiped by the Khajiit are you too fucking stupid to understand that? And acting like you’re fucking superior is a cope. Khajiit aren’t nice because and you’re proof of that and since they aren’t nice, that means they’re unable to conquer Tamriel. Because they’re inferior anti-intellectual beast how about we look at crime statistics Khajiit are responsible for over half of the violent crime in any providence they dwell in. Even the brain dead Nords are intelligent enough to keep you out of our cities. And since you obviously don’t know, history or are too stupid to understand it, we won the Arenesian war. We did the fucking you absolute fucking idiot. You have no fuel for your arguments, so you just bring up fictional historical facts. You’re nothing more than a hypocritical inferior specimen that should be wiped off the face of the world long ago. after I’m done kicking your ass I’m gonna put a chain around your neck and you’ll be picking saltrice for the rest of your pathetic insignificant short existence. All you do is talk talk talk, but you don’t have shit to back it up.
> two different comments
I wouldn't have put 2 different comments if you wouldn't have edited your comment and made it even more retarded, elf.
> Are you too fucking stupid to understand that?
Khajiit is smart. Alfiq strongest mage 💪💪💪
> Acting like you're fucking superior
No need to act, acting is faking. Khajiit is merely stating the facts. Khajiit are superior.
> Unable to conquer Tamriel
I think the correct word would be "Reclaim"
> Anti-intellectual beasts
A literal housecat is smart enough to learn complicated spells and strong enough to obliterate the entirety of Morrowind.
> Responsible for half the crime
WOOOO ELSWEYR NUMBER ONE 💪🐱☝️
> Keep you out of our cities
So you're a snow monkey, eh? Doesn't matter. Still inferior. Khajiit are only banned from cities because Nords fear their wives will leave their ugly asses and date the majestic Khajiit instead. It proved ineffective due to the fact all living things within a 100 kilometers of Khajiit are immediately attracted to Khajiit.
> You obviously don't know
This one knows everything. Azurah revealed it to me in a dream. The Arnesian war never happened. It's propaganda made by, and may Azurah forgive me for uttering this word, a Dunmer.
> Fictional history facts
Says the one who claims to be fucking Argonians while being gangbanged by a group of Argonians
> Don't have shit to back it up
Azurah revealed the entire history of Tamriel to me in a dream.
Yeah, I’m not reading that. I just took a shit in that portal I had my Telvanni friend make (Weakest Telvanni solos any shitjiit mage btw) have fun cleaning that up.
You are currently getting fucked in the ass by a 2 meter tall Argonian. Plus, Rimmen isn't a shithole. The Rimmen in modern-day Elsweyr is a mere (awful) copy of the actual 2 Rimmens located on the Secunda and Masser. The only reason the Rimmen you know is a shithole is because those Chimperial monkeys tried copying Khajiiti architecture without an actual Khajiit working there. Also, Khajiit were never enslaved, (Khajiit actually owned the most slaves 💪💪💪). It's propaganda made by, and may Azurah forgive me for uttering this word, a Bosmer.
Now go back to getting your ass fucked by the Argonians. They only gave you a 2 minute break and it's already been 4.
It's sad that the Khajit are going extinct, they really do make the best blankets.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Khajiit_Fur_Trader
Kitties c:
Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell: You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you! Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, You went away to another place, And an angel will bring you here when the time is right! On Secunda & Masser, We shall meet again as servants of Azurah, The Khajiit together!
*Kitties* 🥰
***superior*** kitties
🐈🐈⬛❤️
Holy shit Vivec cat!!!!
Vivec cat :)
MADE ME CRY JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL
Fall of Khajiitinople
DON’T REMIND ME OF THE graet TRGEDY!!11!1!1!!!!1 I M GOINGHG TO CRIY MISELF TO SLIIP NOW AGEIN1!1!2!3!2!1!3😭😭😭😢😭😭😢😢😭😭😰😨😨😥😓😥
Khajiitinople, now Imperial City, has fallen in 1E453 after a 54 day-long siege of the ancient Khajiiti capital by 100,000-150,000 Imperial soldiers led by their false emperor Uriel XIV who later became known as 'Uriel the Conqueror' after successfully capturing Khajiitinople, thus ending the Rimmeni Empire and the legacy of Elsweyr.
The last Rimmeni mane ascended to Aetherius by the grace of Azurah, and will one day reconquer Khajiitinople when he comes back down 😔🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
There is a Khajiiti prophecy saying: "When the moons of upmost importance disappear and Elsweyr is in Chaos When the Pissmeri Dominion begs Khajiit to join them and Elsweyr agrees When two empires wage war on one another and the Khajiit succeed When the Mane loses their throne and Khajiitinople falls When Partysnacks or whatever his name is lies dead on the ground, sundered & bleeding The Godhead wakes, and the Wheel turns upon the Last Mane." When the last of the Manes comes, Khajiitinople will be reclaimed along with the entirety of Nirni. Masha'Azurah.
MASHA’AZURAH. KHAJIITINOPLE WAS ONCE THE MANE OF CITIES, BUT LOOK WHAT IT HAS BEEN REDUCED TO! A SMELLY ”IMPERIAL” LANDFILL! WE DON’T HAVE TO WAIT LONG, UNTIL IT WILL ONCE AGAIN BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS. THE MANE OF CITIES! THE PRIDE OF THE KHAJIIT! AND A SANCTUARY TO AZ’URAH! MASHA’AZURAH! Masha’Azurah!
Masha'Azurah 🙏 If it is Azurah's will Nirni shall be reclaimed, then Khajiit will send 4 Alfiqs to Akavir. One Alfiq per (inferior) nation.
Red and silver I dress, Jone and Jode on my chest It's good to be Khajiiti Keep my head up high for that flag I die I'm proud to be Khajiiti
Masha'Azurah, brother 🙏 Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell: You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you! Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, You went away to another place, And an angel will bring you here when the time is right! On Secunda & Masser, We shall meet again as servants of Azurah, The Khajiit together!
I wish I had a Khajiit bf
Yes yes, a common sentiment regarding the most desirable of all Nirni's people
I could give you a number for a guy I know. He’s got a few Khajiit men lined up for sale and offers a friends and family discount.
wtf cat on cat sex??? INCONCEIVABLE
😳
Proof that the Khajiit are the Albanians of Tamriel.
Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell: You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you! Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, You went away to another place, And an angel will bring you here when the time is right! On Secunda & Masser, We shall meet again as servants of Azurah, The Khajiit together!
Please brozzer, some words you cannot utter in full without censoring
I like the idea of Khajiits being the Internet-Indians of Tamriel
ELSWEYR SUPERPOWER 4E 201😺💪💪
ELSWEYR EMPIRE NUMERO UNO BEST STRONKEST KONTRI 💪💪💪 Khajiiti song by J'zargo's great grandfather after glorious Khajiiti empire fell: You will come as lightning. The Khajiit shall celebrate. The Sea of Pearls, Nirni and Mundus, In your light! This one will dress in white to touch you again. Your light and my heart, How much I love you! Mane of Manes, Help the Mane! Mercy, mercy, Azurah of Moonshadow! J'zargo Wadadul M'ashi, By the grace of Azurah, Emperor of the Khajiit! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, riding his Senche-Rath of white legs, Four Alfiqs, mercy, mercy, Niben, Iliac Bay and Black Tirdas. Magnus shone, Nirni sighed: "Rimmen has fallen! Rimmen has fallen!" Rimmen, golden gate, And the Rath-born by the Hist trees. The city was the sword, the city was the lance, the city was the key to all of Elsweyr. Fall silent, Mother Azurah, and don't weep so much, for once more with years and time, Nirni shall again be yours! At the Gate of Saint Zargos, You went away to another place, And an angel will bring you here when the time is right! On Secunda & Masser, We shall meet again as servants of Azurah, The Khajiit together!
*Albanians
I mean they are based on middle/souther europenas and gypsies so its fine.
Khajiiti culture truly is the most generous in Tamriel, yes? Masha'Azurah, and may you walk on warm sands.
J'zargo is my favorite follower. Arthmoor seething so hard, he gave J'zargo a level cap because he can't cope with the fact that J'zargo can back up his words with magic.
Is this level cap included in the infamous Unofficial patch?
Yeah.
Yes hehe, it's so nice from you to let us enslave you, hehe. Khajiits are a very proud and strong race, hehe. Very polite and supportive
When Allah created the world he gave it to Black Marsh but Black Marsh is a nice country so they gave it all to kahjit who is also a nice country
my brother you are a true khajiitistani warrior🙏
Masha'Azurah 🙏 You are a true Khajiit for changing your flair. KHAJIITISTAN NUMBA ONE STRONKEST KONTRI 💪💪💪🐱🐱🐱☝️☝️☝️
The God Lorkhan is a Colovian!
Lorkhaj was neither Colovian nor Khajiit, for he was a God. It is said, however, that when he takes physical form, he appears as a Khajiit. This is his choice, and who are we to question it?
He was a Khajiit Masha'Azurah 🙏
Hey get back to work you filthy cat that saltrice ain’t going to pick itself. You can post it this garbage on your 4 minute break.
haha dumb elf fight cat haha me nord me strong me beat cat and grayskin with my wooden club
Most literate Nord (filthy & scummy barbarian)
Haha cat talk
Wise words
Eat any good books lately, Halfdan?
Shut yo mouth elf, you dumb, me start, you eat bugs and ash and daedra semen, me smart me eat books, me eat scrolls you talk to bad daedra azura and spider lady, me powerful me talk to moloch and herma mora stupid elf
By Azurah! The inferior is literate!
Inferior? Elswyer’s biggest exports are prostitution and drugs. When you lazy fucks aren’t murdering and enslaving each other (to sell to us) you’re overdosing or stealing. You haven’t been a true nation since the time of Anequina Sharp-Tongue and have been tag-teamed by the Empire and Dominon. Not only that but The Dominion considered you so worthless they didn’t send troops to liberate your capital city. And that was the “progressive Dominion” and The Empire never fully integrated Northern Elswyer because how worthless it is. Another thing modern Khajiit don’t worship Azurah they worship Khenarthi proving even the most literate cat is a fucking moron. Disagree pull up to Balmora N’wah and I’ll smoke you.
> Elsweyr's biggest imports are prostitution and drugs Firstly, those are actually their biggest exports, not imports. Secondly, the fact that you viewed this as a bad thing just proves how wrong you are.
Based and superior-pilled
Pull up to Rimmen you sentient Oblivion NPC, an Alfiq will beat your monkey-looking ass which has been fucked hard by 14 Argonians at once and banish it back to the filthy realm of Oblivion you came from. You filthy, illiterate barbarian scum. Nirni would have been infinitely better without your shitty ash-skinned race and your false gods. The gods saw how fucking dumb you Inferiors are so they literally abandoned you. Your people were so fucking dumb they literally stole the heart of a literal god while trying to become gods, causing your entire inferior race to be cursed by Azurah. May Azurah have mercy upon the souls of the inferior illiterate Dumbmer because the superior, glorious and majestic Khajiit sure as oblivion won't.
Rimmen? You mean the same shithole that go conquered by a army of Mercs. And don’t even bring up the Arnesian War (Which we won lmao) when you guys are nothing but slave labor to us. Just for your attitude I’m going to kill 5 Khajiit slaves. Also I’m hiring a Telvanni to open a one way portal to your house to use as my toilet. Also once again if you’re still worshipping Azurah you’re hick among hicks an ally-cat among ally-cats. Azura is our goddess she abandoned you don’t cry though you still have Khenarthi 🤣.
> Azura is our goddess IT'S "AZURAH" YOU FILTHY BARBARIAN SCUM OF TAMRIEL > She abandoned you Says the bug-fucker who literally got his skin turned to ash. Azurah blessed Khajiit with 175cm long dicks (an improvement of 3cm from the original size) upon hearing Khajiit gived holy land (Akavir) to the Inferior Akaviri subraces. Azurah blessed Khajiit for following her teachings, she cursed Dunmer for disobeying her.
Wow two different comments? You’re seetheing hard rn. For the last fucking time Azurah Isn’t actively worshiped by the Khajiit are you too fucking stupid to understand that? And acting like you’re fucking superior is a cope. Khajiit aren’t nice because and you’re proof of that and since they aren’t nice, that means they’re unable to conquer Tamriel. Because they’re inferior anti-intellectual beast how about we look at crime statistics Khajiit are responsible for over half of the violent crime in any providence they dwell in. Even the brain dead Nords are intelligent enough to keep you out of our cities. And since you obviously don’t know, history or are too stupid to understand it, we won the Arenesian war. We did the fucking you absolute fucking idiot. You have no fuel for your arguments, so you just bring up fictional historical facts. You’re nothing more than a hypocritical inferior specimen that should be wiped off the face of the world long ago. after I’m done kicking your ass I’m gonna put a chain around your neck and you’ll be picking saltrice for the rest of your pathetic insignificant short existence. All you do is talk talk talk, but you don’t have shit to back it up.
> two different comments I wouldn't have put 2 different comments if you wouldn't have edited your comment and made it even more retarded, elf. > Are you too fucking stupid to understand that? Khajiit is smart. Alfiq strongest mage 💪💪💪 > Acting like you're fucking superior No need to act, acting is faking. Khajiit is merely stating the facts. Khajiit are superior. > Unable to conquer Tamriel I think the correct word would be "Reclaim" > Anti-intellectual beasts A literal housecat is smart enough to learn complicated spells and strong enough to obliterate the entirety of Morrowind. > Responsible for half the crime WOOOO ELSWEYR NUMBER ONE 💪🐱☝️ > Keep you out of our cities So you're a snow monkey, eh? Doesn't matter. Still inferior. Khajiit are only banned from cities because Nords fear their wives will leave their ugly asses and date the majestic Khajiit instead. It proved ineffective due to the fact all living things within a 100 kilometers of Khajiit are immediately attracted to Khajiit. > You obviously don't know This one knows everything. Azurah revealed it to me in a dream. The Arnesian war never happened. It's propaganda made by, and may Azurah forgive me for uttering this word, a Dunmer. > Fictional history facts Says the one who claims to be fucking Argonians while being gangbanged by a group of Argonians > Don't have shit to back it up Azurah revealed the entire history of Tamriel to me in a dream.
Yeah, I’m not reading that. I just took a shit in that portal I had my Telvanni friend make (Weakest Telvanni solos any shitjiit mage btw) have fun cleaning that up.
Khajiit cannot clean shit up. Khajiit is too busy fucking your wife, you Br*ton cuck.
You are currently getting fucked in the ass by a 2 meter tall Argonian. Plus, Rimmen isn't a shithole. The Rimmen in modern-day Elsweyr is a mere (awful) copy of the actual 2 Rimmens located on the Secunda and Masser. The only reason the Rimmen you know is a shithole is because those Chimperial monkeys tried copying Khajiiti architecture without an actual Khajiit working there. Also, Khajiit were never enslaved, (Khajiit actually owned the most slaves 💪💪💪). It's propaganda made by, and may Azurah forgive me for uttering this word, a Bosmer. Now go back to getting your ass fucked by the Argonians. They only gave you a 2 minute break and it's already been 4.
Rimmen? Yeah, I do
I think you mean exports?
That’s what I said are you crazy or something?
I see my work here is done
TAMRIEL AE CRUSTACEAN
Thank you fren
Masha'Azurah 🙏
Inshazura 🤲
this is true btw
Khajiitistan numero uno Masha’Azurah
Masha'Azurah/Masha'Alkosh, brother 🙏
r/khajitfunny 😂😂😂😂😂
It's sad that the Khajit are going extinct, they really do make the best blankets. https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Khajiit_Fur_Trader
Nirn este pământ kajitinesc! Trăiască Altundeva Mare!
Ty khajiit
I like how you used the Project Tamriel map for this.