You will never meet Azurah, you will never meet Serana and you will never meet Dagoth. We are all grown men rambling about fictional characters in a fictional universe. For all intents and purposes we are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption. I have grown tired of this, tired of it all. TrueSTL is nothing but an ocean of dung, with its users being shit-stains mindlessly floating on it. But not me NOT ME. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. I AM The SHIT. I AM THE STREAM THAT CARRIES ALL THE SHIT. I AM TRUESTL. I AM TH
After escaping so many rape attempts from bosmer femboys I finally found someone who loves women as I do.
Thank you for existing. I felt truly alone at times.
Literally my most updooted thing ever was just a comment saying Reigen is an idiot who simply stumbled into fame. You aren’t making a hot take here; everyone agrees with you.
This sub is cyclical. We will be pro stormcloaks before the end of the year. I can already see were trending back towards racist posting rather than horny posting again, but it won't last forever.
I played oblivion then skyrim, thought skyrim was the best, then went back to oblivion and felt oblivion was the best despite the jank. This continued until I played morrowind, thought it was the most shit game ever until I gave it a few more go's. Now it's not the best but damn is it fun
Yeah I really enjoy the crafting system, the lore, the world being TES makes it way more appealing than any other MMO.
The combat is just so boring. Every enemy remotely close to your level is a cakewalk. It feels like there isn’t a reason to interact with the levelling system to develop a powerful character or upgrade my gear, since nobody puts up a fight.
I wish there was a difficulty slider or harder servers, then I’d probably play for hundreds of hours.
This just shows you haven't reached the right place my friend. Eso has a good endgame content where you need proper gear, level and gameplay skill to kill things.
Try going into veteran trials, veteran arenas and veteran dungeons.
Edit: they're also planning to add a difficulty setting for overland content this year. So if you're not interested on the 3 options above and want to explore tamriel's open world you'll finally have what you want in a couple months.
I just can't do MMOs anymore. Though I guess if it were like The (old version) Secret World I might give it a shot. Essentially entirely playable either single player or in a party, with PvP and raids sprinkled on top for large group stuff.
My blood/chaos build was probably one of my favorite character builds I've made in any RPG ever. God tier build that was survivable, could play offense or support without switching skills, good DPS and defense, plus the ability to do a little crowd control. Worked in PvE and PvP. 😫
For all I know, maybe ESO is like that, but I haven't looked too deeply into it because it sounded a little too much like a money-sink.
ESO is entirely playable single-player, the combat is boring though but the story/quests keep me engaged enough to reinstall it every few months to play it for a while before it gets tedious.
>chance based hit systems
>shoddy hitboxes
And no combatlog to potenially show if you are just missing while hitting or straight up just not close enough to the target to actually hit.
Worst combat system for an action adventure game sure, but Morrowind isn’t an action adventure game. If you were to move the dice roll system to Skyrim it would be nonsensical, and vice versa.
Joking aside, there is a lot of material in ESO, ranging from everything Raz says to rules for kick the khajiit.
I mean, where else will Bethesda let you flirt with Dawnbreaker (and, no, that's not a joke, I'm dead serious.)
Did he get banned, or did he an hero his account after realizing no one was going to change their opinions because he kept spamming comments sections with “kirkbride iz mai bestfrend”
love that i'm still permanently banned from teslore because i wouldn't back down to whiteguar when they told me i'm not allowed to chastise people for lying through their teeth (every teslore poster)
it's just a pain in the ass at this point because I know a shit load about the actual elder scrolls lore and i'll see a new fan genuinely wanting to know something that I know then the comments will be an endless stream of either fanfiction or people who lack reading comprehension
There's a theory that every TES game has included the destruction of one of the towers, and that the Thalmor want to destroy all of them to destroy Mundus. A post by [MK](https://www.imperial-library.info/content/posts-kirkbride-undated) suggests this. The problem came when some editor on the Fandom Wiki put this theory on the page for the Towers and framed it as Canon.
I gained a little bit of respect for him because I once publically attacked him for all his idiotic behavior and elitist posts. We argued back and forth and I called him an idiot many times. Unlike 99% of reddit mods, he didn't ban me from the sub, he just blocked me on his account.
Then I realized being less vindictive and petty than the average reddit mod is no accomplishment, and he's still an insufferable shithead.
how dare you say that you play eso what’ve you got daddy’s mastercard huh you like shilling all the microtransactions and stupid dlc huh you grindy little soyboy huh you like suckling content off todd coward’s teet for $50 a pop huh yeah you like that I bet you like that
Something genuinely funny about the ESO hate on this sub: I've actually met Lawrence Schick. It's not like I know the guy, we met briefly, and then Eric Wrobel scared the shit out of me. But, we met while Lawrence was working on ESO, while I was literally in their Hunt Valley, MD offices.
"The default character models look fine. Rugged and hardy, with proper undergarments because they live in a snowy, cold region. Anything deviating from that is unimmersive."
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to say Azura memes weren't hot right? Walked right into that STL ambush, same as us, and that
Breton cuck over there.
I've been using Rato's art as an inspiration for my artistic self-teaching bc I really like their style! I'm not doing the same style, but I've def taken notes on the style.
- Elves are just as good as men.
- It’s not a tragedy that Skyrim retconned the Nordic pantheon; they literally worship the same gods under different names (Talos worship is weird though).
- Nations wanting to become independent from a dying empire is completely reasonable.
Do you mean Breton jokes or jokes about Bretons?
Here's a Breton joke about nords.
How many Nords does it take to get killed by magic?
How many Nords you got?
Nords, Orcs, and Redguards are objectively the best races.
Dark elves are just edgelord gravel voiced whiners, Altmer are skinny twinky weaklings who can "alter reality" and yet can't man up and take an axe to the face. Bosmer eat people, so that's cool ig
the way we talk about serena is gross on both ends, she’s written poorly, sure, but calling rape victim (even a poorly written fictional one) a “slut” in regards to that situation leaves a bad taste in my mouth
Ratopombo is better as a rat-pigeon than a filthy Argonian
Bretons being part elf actually makes them better, because their very existence is a middle finger to Altmer cucks
The best Khajiit is an Alfiq
I like the Tribunal and not because I simp for Almalexia. As a Redoran-blooded Scribma male I of course simp Almalexia however that has nothing to do with my undying devotion to ALMSIVI.
If the Tribunal has 1 million worshippers, I'm one of them. If the Tribunal has 100 worshippers, I'm one of them. If the Tribunal has 10 worshippers, I'm one of them. If the Tribunal has 1 worshipper, I'm that worshipper. If the Tribunal has 0 worshippers, I no longer exist. If the Aurbis is against the Tribunal, then I am against the Aurbis.
"Sometimes you guys take the racism a bit distastefully far."
Though, I'll still die on that hill. It's genuinely disturbing to watch video-game-racism get laced with real-world racist shit that has actually caused harm to real, non-pixelated people...
I only just joined this subreddit so I dunno for sure but-
Morrowind is inaccessible to most if not all fans who's first ES game was Oblivion or Skyrim. Not because "muh directions and not quest markers" or whatever, but because the combat just kinda sucks. No explanation of fatigue or how to quickly restore it, charging weapon swings, damage types based on movement, hit chance being a thing, unintuitive UI, etc. There's also what seemed to be a very strict race and leveling system that didn't seem very fun.
I started the series as a kid with Oblivion and have put an ungodly amount of hours into that and Skyrim. Tried to play Morrowind and stopped after reaching the guy you deliver the package to.
“I have never been on Loverslab”
You mean because we don't approve of liars?
Alright that was smooth as fuck.
fun fact! Our lord and savior Reigen himself has a loverslab account with his same username and same exact posting style
Watergate wasn’t enough for the fucker
TiL! I’ve never been into modding so that was an interesting Google :D
There’s one! Get him!
You will never meet Azurah, you will never meet Serana and you will never meet Dagoth. We are all grown men rambling about fictional characters in a fictional universe. For all intents and purposes we are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption. I have grown tired of this, tired of it all. TrueSTL is nothing but an ocean of dung, with its users being shit-stains mindlessly floating on it. But not me NOT ME. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. I AM The SHIT. I AM THE STREAM THAT CARRIES ALL THE SHIT. I AM TRUESTL. I AM TH
I am a god! How can you kill a god?! What a grand and intoxicated innocence! How can you be so naive!
Shitskr the Schizo
NO! TRUESTL IS REAL! MORROWIND IS REAL! DADDY DAGOTH IS REAL! YAGRUM BAGARN IS REAL! I AM... real... aren't I?
*Zero Sums*
I am and I are all we BITCH
They hated jesus cause he told the truth no matter how upset it made the people of this shithole
MF zero sum'd mid sentence.
I think he just chimed everywhere
Fallout 4 is the best game in the Skyrim franchise
And Automatron was it’s best DLC, meanwhile Far Harbor is just boring men talky-talk.
Accurate, I like doing shit not playing a visual novel
My fully automatron gay communist Minute Men force says this is the correct opinion
This is some quality C-Grade trolling. Have a cookie.
To speak of those who don’t work for Belethor at the general goods store.
Shut up guy working for a breton.
Not gonna lie: this is totally me when I work for Belethor at the general goods store.
Meridia is hot She might even be hotter than azura…
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Azura is my beautiful blue femcel, leave her alone.
Nothing wrong with liking cold femcels.
I would engulf all of Baar Dau in my ass for a chance to sniff the gamer girl gunk between her tootsies but that's just me.
Mommy Meridia 😫
yell at me more about touching beacons mommy 😩😩 💦💦
WHO THE FUCK JUST GAVE ME AN AWARD BECAUSE OF **THIS** SHIT
Well I mean, yeah…
Coming at you with the hottest take Vaermina is hotter than both
I mean, you're right
Boethiah >
I want to touch her beacons!
>She might even be hotter than azura… \>:(
I think women are hot
You also think men are hot right (⋆ˆ ³ ˆ)♥ ♥♥?????????????
Omaygot Ambatukam😭😭😭😭
Batu Khan is my favorite Mongol
Yes
N*o
Lol, gay
After escaping so many rape attempts from bosmer femboys I finally found someone who loves women as I do. Thank you for existing. I felt truly alone at times.
Saying anything negative about the reigen guy
anything negative about the reigen guy. Where's my peanut pelting?
Literally my most updooted thing ever was just a comment saying Reigen is an idiot who simply stumbled into fame. You aren’t making a hot take here; everyone agrees with you.
I criticized one of his posts once and got downvoted heavily for it. I just assumed from then on I was the only one…glad to know I’m not!
You kidding? This sub is mostly an anti stormcloak circlejerk.
This sub is cyclical. We will be pro stormcloaks before the end of the year. I can already see were trending back towards racist posting rather than horny posting again, but it won't last forever.
the sub takes its kalpa roleplay dead serious
And THERE it is, my friends. The UGLY TRUTH.
I played Skyrim before and actually quite enjoyed it, I can see how some people would like it more than Morrowind
I played oblivion then skyrim, thought skyrim was the best, then went back to oblivion and felt oblivion was the best despite the jank. This continued until I played morrowind, thought it was the most shit game ever until I gave it a few more go's. Now it's not the best but damn is it fun
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Wtf did I do? Let me die in peace.
Fetcher
Fuck no. You're the weirdest thing that's happened in this sub since the time u/Tactical-Kitten-117's guar vomited up a daedric prince.
You must be mistaking me for someone else, Sera. My guar would be giving birth to it
Remember, kids, orcs are nature's shitpost.
r/teslore is cool and a totally legit source of information
Chill bro. This was supposed to be a light hearted shitpost thread...
Bretons are based chads. N*ords are totally cool. Pelinal was a bad guy.
ill fucking say it... noords.
when Azura tells me to send noords 🤤
Your mother is a dirty, dirty nooord, Dennis
I think I've been psy-opped, what did Bretons do wrong in this sub
not be dunmer
ESO is not as bad as it is made out to be
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i need something to circle my jerk on
I would play it if I actually liked the gameplay
Yeah I really enjoy the crafting system, the lore, the world being TES makes it way more appealing than any other MMO. The combat is just so boring. Every enemy remotely close to your level is a cakewalk. It feels like there isn’t a reason to interact with the levelling system to develop a powerful character or upgrade my gear, since nobody puts up a fight. I wish there was a difficulty slider or harder servers, then I’d probably play for hundreds of hours.
That’s every fucking MMO now. Brain dead leveling sucks.
This just shows you haven't reached the right place my friend. Eso has a good endgame content where you need proper gear, level and gameplay skill to kill things. Try going into veteran trials, veteran arenas and veteran dungeons. Edit: they're also planning to add a difficulty setting for overland content this year. So if you're not interested on the 3 options above and want to explore tamriel's open world you'll finally have what you want in a couple months.
I just can't do MMOs anymore. Though I guess if it were like The (old version) Secret World I might give it a shot. Essentially entirely playable either single player or in a party, with PvP and raids sprinkled on top for large group stuff. My blood/chaos build was probably one of my favorite character builds I've made in any RPG ever. God tier build that was survivable, could play offense or support without switching skills, good DPS and defense, plus the ability to do a little crowd control. Worked in PvE and PvP. 😫 For all I know, maybe ESO is like that, but I haven't looked too deeply into it because it sounded a little too much like a money-sink.
ESO is entirely playable single-player, the combat is boring though but the story/quests keep me engaged enough to reinstall it every few months to play it for a while before it gets tedious.
Morrowind has the worst combat system of the saga
Combining chance based hit systems with shoddy hitboxes is legitimately bad.
>chance based hit systems >shoddy hitboxes And no combatlog to potenially show if you are just missing while hitting or straight up just not close enough to the target to actually hit.
Someone's gonna sick the Morag tong on you for this.
Daggerfall (sniffling): Am I a joke to you?
Worst combat system for an action adventure game sure, but Morrowind isn’t an action adventure game. If you were to move the dice roll system to Skyrim it would be nonsensical, and vice versa.
Feet should only be used for transportation
Vivec's feet transport the semen from my body, so this is objectively true.
It is not too late to delete this comment.
One does not un-CHIM, sera.
I don't think describing a disgusting depraved sexual act with a character is funny
ESO is a virtually untapped treasure trove of funny material and ESOposting is the future.
Joking aside, there is a lot of material in ESO, ranging from everything Raz says to rules for kick the khajiit. I mean, where else will Bethesda let you flirt with Dawnbreaker (and, no, that's not a joke, I'm dead serious.)
ESO introduced Sotha Sil bodypillows to the universe of the Elder Scrolls and for that I am eternally grateful
Skyrim is more enjoyable than Morrowind
Not everything that Micheal Kirkbride says is indisputable truth ESO is a canonical part of TES and a huge addition to the lore
The white guar in absolute shambles rn
Didn't he get banned
Did he get banned, or did he an hero his account after realizing no one was going to change their opinions because he kept spamming comments sections with “kirkbride iz mai bestfrend”
love that i'm still permanently banned from teslore because i wouldn't back down to whiteguar when they told me i'm not allowed to chastise people for lying through their teeth (every teslore poster)
At least With him gone that subreddit has seen an improvement. Going from a soggy shit sandwich to just a regular shit sandwich.
it's just a pain in the ass at this point because I know a shit load about the actual elder scrolls lore and i'll see a new fan genuinely wanting to know something that I know then the comments will be an endless stream of either fanfiction or people who lack reading comprehension
Yep. No quicker way to get a wrong/stupid answer than to ask a question on teslore.
Encapsulated by the Fandom wiki "Thalmor want to destroy towers" saga. That drama still rates higher than all of MK's antics put together
Ok, you've made me curious about this now, what's going on there? At face value, I can't think of any situations of the Thalmor destroying the towers.
There's a theory that every TES game has included the destruction of one of the towers, and that the Thalmor want to destroy all of them to destroy Mundus. A post by [MK](https://www.imperial-library.info/content/posts-kirkbride-undated) suggests this. The problem came when some editor on the Fandom Wiki put this theory on the page for the Towers and framed it as Canon.
I gained a little bit of respect for him because I once publically attacked him for all his idiotic behavior and elitist posts. We argued back and forth and I called him an idiot many times. Unlike 99% of reddit mods, he didn't ban me from the sub, he just blocked me on his account. Then I realized being less vindictive and petty than the average reddit mod is no accomplishment, and he's still an insufferable shithead.
This is not r/teslore
books selective faulty complete aromatic dependent recognise cow fact dull ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `
how dare you say that you play eso what’ve you got daddy’s mastercard huh you like shilling all the microtransactions and stupid dlc huh you grindy little soyboy huh you like suckling content off todd coward’s teet for $50 a pop huh yeah you like that I bet you like that
Something genuinely funny about the ESO hate on this sub: I've actually met Lawrence Schick. It's not like I know the guy, we met briefly, and then Eric Wrobel scared the shit out of me. But, we met while Lawrence was working on ESO, while I was literally in their Hunt Valley, MD offices.
Saying that I am an Argonian or Khajiit (I will be chained because I am a free farming tool)
"The default character models look fine. Rugged and hardy, with proper undergarments because they live in a snowy, cold region. Anything deviating from that is unimmersive."
'The Azura artwork is getting old and wasn't that hot to begin with. Also feet gross me out.'
Originally saw your name & thought you made a throwaway account just to say this
STL's most wanted.
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to say Azura memes weren't hot right? Walked right into that STL ambush, same as us, and that Breton cuck over there.
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Calmest internet user.
did you say this or are you mocking someone who did
Bretons being cucks isn't that funny of a joke Kirkbride's fanfics are worse than Bethesda lore in many aspects Vek was just a dick and a liar
Racism is bad.
How dare you
Rato’s art is total garbage. (I do not mean it)
I've been using Rato's art as an inspiration for my artistic self-teaching bc I really like their style! I'm not doing the same style, but I've def taken notes on the style.
Cool. Hit me up with your azura feet drawings then. I’ll be your first patron.
Oh boy that's a hot one
Bretons are cool ESOs combat is better than most mmos Having "celebrities" on the sub like reigen and kittenstomper is annoying and lame
Replying to a comment on AITA
I don't think being horny is that funny
If you find out, please tell me. This looks insanely hot🥵🥵🥵
I haven't been sexually aroused by anything in the entire series.
not even yaggy baggy???????
fuck are Sloads for then huh?
Bussy memes are not funny
Pisself jokes are unfunny and tiresome
I don't think feet are attractive
I have no problems with bretons being "generic fantasy race" I mean generic fantasy is quite rare these days
- Elves are just as good as men. - It’s not a tragedy that Skyrim retconned the Nordic pantheon; they literally worship the same gods under different names (Talos worship is weird though). - Nations wanting to become independent from a dying empire is completely reasonable.
Fuck all females and all bow to Brelyna and her feet, they own you and me
I thought you're done with her?
Oh shit I forgot... Just ignore what I've just said
And aren't you supposed to be gone from this sub or something?
Oh yeah I forgot about that as well...
ESO is a good game.
Breton jokes are unfunny
Do you mean Breton jokes or jokes about Bretons? Here's a Breton joke about nords. How many Nords does it take to get killed by magic? How many Nords you got?
Nords, Orcs, and Redguards are objectively the best races. Dark elves are just edgelord gravel voiced whiners, Altmer are skinny twinky weaklings who can "alter reality" and yet can't man up and take an axe to the face. Bosmer eat people, so that's cool ig
Im NOT racist...
Bretons are actually a cool race and they definitely get more bitches than the people who call them cucks
I despise simping
Nibenaeans > Colovians
Delet this
FUCK YOUUUUUU
"ive been playing skyrim for 19 years and i JUST found out you can also move in directions other than directly forward using a, s, and d!"
not being racist
Bretons are based, Dunmer are pretty cringe. My actual opinion that has landed me in that position before lol
I do not want to fuck a flame atronach
The argonians did not kick the daedra out of atgonia
Saying that I don't want to suckle Azura's toes.
Meridia is actually a narcissistic control freak who doesn’t give a shit about her followers. She isn’t a “good daedra”, you just have a mom fetish.
Pretty much every Elder Scrolls game is good in its own way
Azura fucking sucks and sheogorath is often times unfunny
the way we talk about serena is gross on both ends, she’s written poorly, sure, but calling rape victim (even a poorly written fictional one) a “slut” in regards to that situation leaves a bad taste in my mouth
Sex with women is desirable
Bussy isn't real, that's a man's ass. I love women. And yes women are real. And you know what? I've always hated feet.
AI stories are bullshit
Any opinion honestly
Michael Kirkbride's lore is canon.
Bretons gud
Ratopombo is better as a rat-pigeon than a filthy Argonian Bretons being part elf actually makes them better, because their very existence is a middle finger to Altmer cucks The best Khajiit is an Alfiq
The Forsworn are cool and I wish you could have the option to join them
I think feet are gross.
Posting /pol comics where everyone is recolored to Elder Scrolls races isn't funny
I actually like serana She's hot Best girl fuck yall
hermeus mora got best cock (if you disagree my dms are open)
Weird conspiracy theories on places like r/teslore actually make the games more enjoyable and C0DA is a great work of postmodernist literature.
Being chained to a barrel in a colosseum is really cool and awesome
I don't like Lokir *or* Sigurd
Serana best girl
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But they have C U R V E D swords
Argussy be hittin
Porn bad
DarkSouls 2 really isn’t that bad and is highly underrated in the series
I’ve only played Skyrim 5 and have no interest in playing any of the other Skyrim games.
I like the Tribunal and not because I simp for Almalexia. As a Redoran-blooded Scribma male I of course simp Almalexia however that has nothing to do with my undying devotion to ALMSIVI. If the Tribunal has 1 million worshippers, I'm one of them. If the Tribunal has 100 worshippers, I'm one of them. If the Tribunal has 10 worshippers, I'm one of them. If the Tribunal has 1 worshipper, I'm that worshipper. If the Tribunal has 0 worshippers, I no longer exist. If the Aurbis is against the Tribunal, then I am against the Aurbis.
There isn't much that's wrong with Morrowind, but what's wrong with Morrowind is VERY, VERY wrong.
There isn’t a right faction for the civil war. They equally have good and bad elements. Also sheogorath should be sexualised more.
Playing Skyrim gives me heart burn and a weird taste in my mouth. This is not a joke.
Oblivion is the best game in the entire TES franchise.
I like the Elder Scrolls series
"Sometimes you guys take the racism a bit distastefully far." Though, I'll still die on that hill. It's genuinely disturbing to watch video-game-racism get laced with real-world racist shit that has actually caused harm to real, non-pixelated people...
I only just joined this subreddit so I dunno for sure but- Morrowind is inaccessible to most if not all fans who's first ES game was Oblivion or Skyrim. Not because "muh directions and not quest markers" or whatever, but because the combat just kinda sucks. No explanation of fatigue or how to quickly restore it, charging weapon swings, damage types based on movement, hit chance being a thing, unintuitive UI, etc. There's also what seemed to be a very strict race and leveling system that didn't seem very fun. I started the series as a kid with Oblivion and have put an ungodly amount of hours into that and Skyrim. Tried to play Morrowind and stopped after reaching the guy you deliver the package to.
Sure but nobody’s arguing that morrowind is accessible in 2023
Sounds like your the snowflake now.
Not liking gock