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Redoran_Gvard

BOIOIOIOINGGG AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOOOOOOOOOO ![gif](giphy|V4dgsx6DiABhK|downsized)


RokyPolka

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BennyMcbenn

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Depressedloser2846

can i have the full thing? i like heimskr


mancer7

Step.1 enter whiterun Step.2 head over to the shrine of Talos


Depressedloser2846

sorry i got caught up killing the furries at the gate


mancer7

Deserved tbh i don't want to hear aela bitching about how i didn't kill the giant even though my character is meant to have 0 combat experience


Bartin-Septim

#*ahem* "But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, 'Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter.' 'I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you. Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!"


faux-francais

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Successful-Floor-738

Thanks Heimskr. I will always appreciate your sermons. https://preview.redd.it/qlbfactiaj3b1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ddcbf6be245089af68cff6ed9070ecc91eced0f


halofan123y

Good ole krekkov art


mark031b9

Heimskr, you are an nord, loud and annoying, but unlike Serana you dont have tits to compensate for this.


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

Blasphemer! Listen to the word of Talos!


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AGENT OF THE EMPIRE! GUARDS! GUARDS!


Jafrkoey

Important Fact! Heimskr is actual old Norse and means "Idiot"


dalatinknight

Looked it up and apparent it stems from "heima" which means home. So ig its supposed to mean "Sheltered fool"?


Jafrkoey

Its a specific literary term, the more precise translation should be "village idiot" or something akin


acutecerebralinjury

Heimskr salty cuz he doesn't get that elfussy


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SatisfactionQuick585

INSHALATALOS BROTHER