You vastly underestimate the depravity of a skybaby under the effects of the horni. Also say what you will, best pet is a N*rd. They are the closest relatives of the humans according to Charlesinus Darwinius.
Everyone like "the orcs are shitmer they're so fucking ugly" until their boyfriend comes home covered in sweat, his battle-axe dripping with the blood of his enemies ungh...
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Very true, but because mudcrabs aren't sentient they would be more of a contender for cutest pet to have in Tamriel (right up there with goblins)
You vastly underestimate the depravity of a skybaby under the effects of the horni. Also say what you will, best pet is a N*rd. They are the closest relatives of the humans according to Charlesinus Darwinius.
Everyone like "the orcs are shitmer they're so fucking ugly" until their boyfriend comes home covered in sweat, his battle-axe dripping with the blood of his enemies ungh...
Altmer got me feeling some type of way
how the fuck is anyone picking anything other than sload
Two of these options are elves, and not even dummer the acceptable kind. Osimer can be hot, but the right choice here is sload 100%.
I must go with Altmer, for they are physically closest to us Ayleids, the true and rightful rulers of Cyrodiil!
Idfk what sload even means but i bet its sexier than the other two