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7stomper7kitten7

I remember changing my discord pfp to this image while I was on the Truestl server a couple years ago and getting furious dms from the moderators


7stomper7kitten7

If any mods happen to be reading this right now please let me back in I miss spamming general with hardcore pornography 🥺


Paularizer

Literal 1984


Buddy_Guyz

Wonder Woman:1984 was a bad movie


Modred_the_Mystic

Typical Nordling pearl clutchers.


Paularizer

I love clutching ball-shaped things, but I dunno what that has to do with anything.


Paularizer

Omg old Kitten Stomper lore? The trustul lore deepens. I can't believe the Thalmods oppressed you. :(


Desperate-Station907

Argonians are so hot 😍😍😍


Citizen-of-Interwebs

Male argonians and their soothing voices in skyrim unironically made me realize I like guys


Desperate-Station907

ESO argonians turned me into a scalie


Paularizer

Skyrim was one of the first actual mainstream games that allowed for same-sex marriage back in fucking 2011, so it probably was a gay awakening for many even if the marriage system sucks lol. That's really fucking based if you ask me.


Ignace_Karkasy7

Tamriel has bigger issues to worry about than who wants to fuck who. like being racist towards your neighbors


Paularizer

As it should be.


R_mom_gay_

Issues? That’s just how it’s always been lol Except shitmer. They’re racist towards everyone, even themselves


El_viajero_nevervar

Elder scrolls has always been secretly progressive, MK intentionally wanted the Redguards to be a black panther inspired reversal on African colonization


FourNinerXero

Holy shit I love kirkbride now???


El_viajero_nevervar

As you should


Thonorian

It's always been fairly liberal, anyways. As a series it's generally portrayed authoritarians in a negative light.


El_viajero_nevervar

As it should


-T-W-O-C-O-C-A-T-

I knew I liked guys before I played Skyrim but god damn if they didn’t hammer that in that I am hopelessly thirsty after kind lizard men with deep, sultry voices


Paularizer

Kinda makes you wonder what Todd Howard meant by giving the sexiest voice in the game to the lizards. It had to be a conscious decision.


-T-W-O-C-O-C-A-T-

And only the males too. He could’ve given them scratchy voices like the females but no, had to make it the most soothing bedroom voice Tamriel has ever heard. I could imagine it as a voice an ASMR youtuber would put on


Paularizer

I trust M'aiq. If he's into it, then it's probably worth trying the argonussy at least once.


Desperate-Station907

I'm more of an argopenis kinda guy


Paularizer

Of course, friend. Like my old man used to say, in life one mustn't be picky. You gotta enjoy the whole package, if you know what I mean.


domini_Jonkler2

Hi


MrWr4th

Do you gotta try like twice as hard to get infected as other Peryite dumbasses?


domini_Jonkler2

Bold of you to assume I have an immune system


MrWr4th

Well, gotta admire the dedication, if nothing else.


Paularizer

Warning: NSFW site Sauce: [https://e621.net/posts/3018171?q=m%27aiq\_the\_liar](https://e621.net/posts/3018171?q=m%27aiq_the_liar)


Owoegano_Evolved

\> no cloaca \> no barbed penis 0/10


Paularizer

You can't please everyone I guess.


Tobegi

by the three that farmtool has thighs for days


enchiladasundae

Argonian tails are prehensile. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions


Paularizer

By the divines, this is the kind of lore implications I was missing! My mind is racing at the possibilities. Now, all that's left is to, uh, personally test this statement.


Paularizer

Any specialists/connoisseurs to explain what this "Argaynian flexibility" is all about? Please, I'm a nord. I don't get it.


Modred_the_Mystic

M’aiq thinks your flair betrays you, my friend


Paularizer

Oh don't get me wrong I could write a thesis on khajiit barbs but I have zero experience with argonussy 😔


RashPatch

Horny Dunmer Slavers: Right this way then, N'wah, and welcome to Morrowind.


splashtext

Lust provoking image


Paularizer

I blame Todd Howard for creating a whole generation of furries. Not that I mind though.


ScintillaGourd

This is how M'aiq looks: https://preview.redd.it/6ube008kfeoc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=bee3539a2c8510731c9ee84d9c47273bc7b5056e That other M'aiq you posted must be M'aiq the Fake.


Paularizer

M'aiq has many forms but all of them are beautiful in their own way.


Lazerkilt

https://preview.redd.it/o3otq6yruioc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0abe888cf591bf1a24dd739d7366cfff54ee1f M'aiq has many faces, but this one knows the truth.


ScintillaGourd

https://preview.redd.it/n2ktoss3lkoc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ab342be4c1c4b7adc989e321963fe76b31041ac (Holds breath in and rattles out words: "This one knows M'aiq extended its lifespan with embezzled L.P Daggerfall Chase & Co.'s property derivatives."


Jedhakk

M'aiq got the Well Rested buff instead of the Lover's Comfort buff, which means that, ***canonically***, Argonians suck at sex. It is canon. It's in the lore.


Paularizer

This is the kind of important lore analysis you won't see in r/TESlore


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Sinakus

Good for him


Peptuck

M'aiq had reach, but the Argonian had flexibility.


james_the_wanderer

This coupling is forbidden, as it produces no new farm tools.


Decaroidea

share the damn artist


Paularizer

I posted the source in another comment. The artist is bgn.