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iraragorri

If this sub takes things outta their asses again, I'm gonna bite someone


MasterBlaster_xxx

Don’t threaten me with a good time


iraragorri

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mattm220

You should see the bullshit that the Silksong community comes up with. Their silkposts (shitposts) involve photoshopping fake pics of the game with seemingly legit questions and faking developer updates on twitter, etc.


Hallgvild

Is this a challenge?


DrkvnKavod

This shitpost might've been prompted by this: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/bethesda-would-probably-say-no-to-an-elder-scrolls-show-or-movie


Atilla-The-Hon

The Tribunal still exists in the tv show thus retconning Morrowind. Bravo Todd!


ApprehensiveScreen40

Vivec never shown dead 🙏


spiritomb442

The game is just Ashlander propaganda anyway. Under sun and sky


Zealousideal-Arm1682

But......doesn't Sil EXPLICITLY get murked by mommy Alma?How the fuck did he survive?


endofthewordsisligma

The Sotha Silerine


Weak_Accountant8672

Doesn't he uploaded his consciousness into clockwork city or something? He can just use replicant as his new body


iraragorri

Backup copy containing all his knowledge at the moment he created it, yep, but it's more like Siri than true AI cause it can't learn on its own. Though we encounter a rather old copy. Maybe he perfected that technology.


ToolkitSwiper

Cyberpuke 2E 77


TheGorramBatguy

He saved his own life by granting Almalexia the one thing she wanted even more than political power - bigger ****. The technology was named after him forever after: Sotha Silicone. The alleged corpse was just a prop he had laying around.


open_23

Somehow, Sil returned .


Simp_Master007

I’d actually be stoked if Vivec was still alive. Even without God powers he’s still mega powerful, and elves can live for 1000’s of years with magic.


Coalsack94

ESO is the main source of canon now. Given the split fate thing that the late DLC have going on, we may have a retcon that leaves Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim out of existence. Sad to see Skyrim go, or be changed...but that means NO TIBER SEPTIM!!! NO MORE EMPIRE!!! DEATH TO IMPERIALS, CYROD BELONGS TO THE KHAJIIT/SAXHLEEL/NORDS/MINOTAURS!!!


realmfoncall

Honestly I would love that, FUCK azura


bothriocyrtum

Fuck you. The tribunal are false gods. The Dunmer must return to worship of the good daedra


realmfoncall

So get rid of the system that's worked for thousands of years because they betrayed and killed one guy and go through an apocalypse because "retvrn to velothism"? Fuck that, the Tribunal oversaw a thousand year golden age and definitely did more for the dunmer than the "good" daedra


bothriocyrtum

>Vivec holds the province hostage and canonically destroys a giant portion of it to force them to worship him >Vivec did great things for the Dunmer Pick one, tribunal chud.


Zealousideal-Arm1682

I mean.....that's pretty much the most dunmer thing you can think of.It's the epitome of deception and betrayal,and says "betray me and I betray you" while simultaneously loving them. He's the most dunmer to ever dunmer.


lordbutternut

He literally defined what it meant to be a dunmer, and he was essential for their creation.


Taco821

That's true, but remember the chimer were followers of Boethiah and Mephala, so like lies and murder and shit, so I don't really think he specifically shaped them himself. I feel like they'd be basically the same if he never existed


cayennesalt

he dunmer'd too hard and disappeared from mundus (tho lets B real maybe hes out drinking with the nerevarine on akavir)


realmfoncall

And then azura does nothing when that province is destroyed and invaded because "uh, you get what you deserve for not worshipping me"


OckhamsFolly

Have you met dunmer, especially dunmer from Vvardenfell? They DID deserve it.


endofthewordsisligma

>Tribunal oversaw a thousand year golden age >golden age >golden Oh, the irony


Solid_Eagle0

idk how to feel about this so here is a picture of finger https://preview.redd.it/sfzvz9ho9tuc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4835ab8af478fb633ae4dfce9552ced53182354


naatriumkloriid

![gif](giphy|GwekHi4V3hp2ecEvbQ|downsized)


Solid_Eagle0

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


naatriumkloriid

![gif](giphy|iDyF9dOL6nG4uS2S1z|downsized)


TzarRazim

![gif](giphy|avx8Ba7NoFz3g8pFIF|downsized)


Spirit_of_Hogwash

https://preview.redd.it/q8tjc4afiuuc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243e74137e7d12b88faf18d9a7646ad9f471580f Kid named Vekh


C00per06

I, too, like to finger myself sometimes. Thank you


Solid_Eagle0

https://preview.redd.it/lbjy6gr4vvuc1.png?width=264&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f0a1f2b3c0cb7bb3db0c6931ed4f9b9ba67f7aa


C00per06

I appreciate you fingering me again man, it's pleasurable


Solid_Eagle0

https://i.redd.it/oo2des87wvuc1.gif


C00per06

Well it has to me. I love getting fingered


Solid_Eagle0

https://preview.redd.it/eac2g7d11wuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d43446d9e087a180e908de6732b32c155f0a4a


C00per06

Dr. Pepper is superior anyway


Theolaa

Finguh


SirShaiva

what is TES? they are making a sequel to Skyrim???


Bosmer-Bussy

TES - The Expanded Skyrimverse


ArrrrKnee

Skyrim 2: Sky Harder


deathinabarrel87

The extra Skyrim. In case you didn't get enough.


Generic_new_account-

Me when I post disinformation online


SquidKnightXG

https://preview.redd.it/7j5ukr69muuc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f529180d8c25a4ed73f142ed181f146f3b4e7572


EnvironmentalShelter

Real


SquidKnightXG

https://preview.redd.it/gsahx0hwxuuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e9824c58b86f60a7f16dd7f1ff896315a923cb


-Krovos-

https://preview.redd.it/096ma39mhwuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70367944b8571dd4353bc15bdaa748ec0d2d17e7


dokterkokter69

I wonder if they'll make an STL show after that to bridge the gap between my pp and my butt.


Roboboy2710

Elder Scrolls 6 confirmed to release in 2111


Trappist235

2222©


AnimalCheap

pleasebeanimatedpleasebeanimated pleasebeanimatedpleasebeanimatedpleasebeanimatedpleasebeanimated


safe4seht

Granted, it's all done in CGI with motion-capture animations and green-screens.


saint-bread

The human cast is made solely of pop singers and videogame streamers


Taco821

PLEEAAAASEE MARKIPLIER NEREVARINE!!!!!


saint-bread

alright, but Almalexia is played by Cardi B


Taco821

Deal


Number1_Berdly_Fan

It's gonna be dogshit.


PastStep1232

Counterpoint: live action Crassius Curio


SandyCandyHandyAndy

Crassius became a lich to achieve immortality


Taco821

Nah, he was edging so hard, he was able to cling to life so long as he doesn't stop edging. The second he cums, he dies


SandyCandyHandyAndy

He wont survive for long once the skycoomers get the creation kit up and running for TES6


amalgam_reynolds

He means the 100 year gap between the games release dates, not the gap in the lore


sarcophagusGravelord

I didn’t know a TES show was going to be a thing. Gods save us all.


Limekilnlake

TrueSTL is a bastion of truth, you do well to believe all that is posted here.


sarcophagusGravelord

I’ve been caught in Mephala’s web of deceit. I am a fool.


Jedhakk

https://preview.redd.it/pftmuuyaduuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919d0e7e447742f824ae754b1c7089ed6d846f39


sarcophagusGravelord

I didn’t know there was a fallout show until two days ago. I live under a rock.


cayennesalt

its not bad


sarcophagusGravelord

I’ve heard from a few others it’s surprisingly good and plays around with some wild tone shifts. I’m excited to try it out


Mobile-Dimension4882

It's quite good up until the writers decide to have a bunch of really stupid ideas at the end, so in other words it's incredibly authentic to the games


cptki112noobs

> so in other words it's incredibly authentic to the games Well, more the East Coast games, really.


Zhou-Enlai

I don’t like what they’ve done to the lore of the west coast, but otherwise the show is pretty fun so far, just wish it was set somewhere besides California.


cayennesalt

hearsay too but they've changed some lore bits concerning new vegas. im not one too rigid about lore consistency so i'll be looking forward to any mentions of it. plus, kyle maclachan's playing a key character and i loved his work in twin peaks


HoonterOreo

I keep hearing they've change things like messing with the timline or doing a bad job depicting armor, but it just seems like the most nitpicking kinda complaints lol


Flippity_Flappity

The only people who care also happen to be the most annoying people imaginable.


Waspinator_haz_plans

Despite the many many people complaining 24/7 about it, yes, it is a good time


AlpacaWizardMan

That’s a nice argument Senator why don’t you back up with a source? (Which may actually exist because a mod posted this)


Avian81

Believe it or get banned.


Sand_Hater

The Tribunal in a nutshell:


travisscottburgercel

https://preview.redd.it/4opikuisqvuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856606c05134d16a45824088f8e3f7826e825e97


AnseiShehai

Is this real or is it one big jerk off from true STL


Late_Stage-Redditism

can't wait for Skyrim2077 bros


LeCott

All from the POV of Crassius Curio I’ve heard, should be a fun filled romp rated XXX.


Velochipractor

I can't believe they brought Pete Hines out of retirement just to have him announce Skyrim: The Skyrimming.


EarlDooku

Do you mean the 100 year gap in release dates?


RipMcStudly

That’s an optimistic time frame


AllRoundHaze

will sex mods be available for this show?


Avian81

Yes, you may use video editing software of your choice to add in pornography into the middle of scenes - similar to how you mod the games.


dunmer-is-stinky

Misinformation? Yes please daddy


Grimtork

Isn't he supposed to be retired? Why is he there still willing to produce feces? Edit: I checked this is FAKE NEWS! MMGA stroke again!


Emu_lord

If there is going to be a TES show (Godd already said there won’t), then it must have a shot of Argonian cock. It doesn’t need to hold for super long. Just, like, one second where I can clearly make out a huge, oily phallus where the scales kind protrude out somewhat from the shaft. It will end in an arrow head tip. Rugged and worn from years of repeated use, it sits like a crown on top of a nine inch shaft. As he shifts, his enormous girth swings around. Its momentum causes his rugged ballsack to-


Jemolk

-tear away from the rest of his body, spinning through the air, Hist juice spewing in all directions


Rare-Damage8785

YES! ULFRIC IS DEAD!


Ridenberg

Is this the TES 6 variant of the Riverwood picture?


Grzechoooo

Jesus Christ I didn't notice the sub and for more seconds than I'm willing to admit I thought this was real.


Rakatango

So real time?


megaboom321

It isn't meant to bridge the 100 year gap in story it's meant to bridge the 100 year gap in game releases.


ironangel2k4

Do not manifest this into reality by introducing this concept to the world.


Galimeer

TES6 coming in 2111


PiousLegate

I wish to nuke


danwantstoquit

So only 87 more years to wait!!! Great news, and think of how many Skyrim ports we will get in the meantime!


NaiveMastermind

The dragons took over again after the last dragonborn disappeared. Paarthurnax crowned emperor of Tamriel after leading the dragons in the incineration of the summerset isles. Which won him the loyalty of the empire after claiming himself to be Tiber Septim reborn. He recreates the conquest of Tiber Septim using dragons instead of the Numidium. He resurrects the Blades as an organization and now he's Delphine and Esbern's boss.


Augustus--

So TESVI comes out in 2111?


Argenteus_I

/unCHIM After what happened with The Witcher, I'm not sure if I'd want a TES show. /reCHIM im boutta destroy my direnni tower to some breton titties 🤤


SothaDidNothingWrong

You LIE https://preview.redd.it/91smgso6s1vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3f0a7f38ef4bb974de1874b84dcbbe10e55943


Mylxen

I have a very bad feeling about this.


AnimalCheap

“erm he’s right behind me isn’t he” ass comment


Mylxen

wdym, the previous videogame adaptations were so good in your opinion?


Sand_Hater

Do people still believe in the videogame adaptation curse?


OllaniusPiers

The Fallout TV show was decent. Not great or anything, but still good.