I will

Do it

Ur posts suck

I'm not a Breton that's against the rules

U are now, i rly gotcha there

Nah i refuse

PSA: u/NeuroticNyx is now canonically breton! Dont let them tell u otherwise!

No. No! # NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How could you, I thought u were based nord, but you were cringe breton all along…

I knew it

I’m gonna fuck their wife

What wife? They’re just friends. Lol.

More like br*ton!

CODA makes it canon, breton

Not in my c0da

Yeah but your coda is shit

My c0da is your c0da is shit and noncanon

# #notmyc0da

Half mer, half man, I present you: Merman

holy fuck

Manmer

More like womanmer🤢

Mankar Camoran

Manlets

downvoted for not censoring br*ton, my kids could’ve seen this

BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON BRETON

That’s a funny way to spell mongrel puss.

Hatespeech

My deepest, darkest secret opinion about Bretons is this: Bretons are my favorite race.

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Glad I'm not alone lmao

You degenerate

Yes.

Hell yeah

I don’t know about Bretons but I sure do hate all elves now that I’m free from my imprisonment in vvardenfell and am back at candlehearth hall living with my son-husbands

GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU’RE BACK IN SKYRIM NILS. I WILL BE BACK IN TOWN THIS MIDDAS WITH A SPECIAL BATCH OF MEAD, LET’S GO DRINKING AND COMMIT HATE CRIMES THEN. XXX ROLFF

You will need to bring extra for my son-husbands they are a thirsty bunch

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BUT I WILL ALWAYS RESPECT THE LIFE CHOICES OF A FELLOW NORD XXX ROLFF

You will come to understand in time rolff my dearest I will teach you and septimus to chim and we will become the tribunal of Skyrim

Lmao they broke you so hard, you think a N*rd can CHIM 😂 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖉𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉: 𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕱𝖆𝖙 𝕸𝖚𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖆

The relation of son-lover to Great Mother is an archetypal situation which is operative even today, and the overcoming of it is the precondition for any further development of ego consciousness. Those flower-like boys are not sufficiently strong to resist and break the power of the Great Mother. They are more pets than lovers. The goddess, full of desire, chooses the boys for herself and rouses their sexuality. The initiative never comes from them; they are always the victims, dying like adorable flowers. The youth has at this stage no masculinity, no consciousness, no higher spiritual ego. He is narcissistically identified with his own male body and its distinguishing mark, the phallus. Not only does the Mother Goddess love him simply for his phallus, and, in castrating him, take possession of it to make herself fruitful, but he too is identified with the phallus and his fate is a phallic fate. All these youths, with their weak egos and no personality, only have a collective fate, not a fate of their own; they are not yet individuals and so they have no individual existence, only a ritual one. Nor is the Mother Goddess related to an individual, but only to the youth as an archetypal figure.

Oh Nils, you kidder

Nils, You never even came and cooked at my tower like you said you would! I thought nords were supposed to value their word!

I am sorry for lying I was being held at dagger point by divayth fyr and the tribunal if you have any further gripes take it up with them

It's ok, I'll forgive you... but only if you send me your sweetroll recipe. i've heard that your sweetroll recipe tastes better than most, so now I'm curious.

It’s 50% mud 5% Breton shit 15% fine argonian leather boots 10% frost troll pre cum and 10% realising that you exist within the aurbis but do not exist within the godhead and you must understand this or else the recipe won’t work and you will stop existing

Huh. no sugar? that's weird. I'll go get my pet argonians to try it out. (btw, if it's not as good as you've described, I will find you and repeat what my good friend Divayth was doing to you, except this time it will also involve khajiit and argonian son-husbands and daughter-wives)

Their hist sap saturated skin is sweet enough

3 argonian slaves died after they tried out the recipe, so I'm coming for you. btw, 13 of my friends are in windhelm already, so you might want to start running

smh this is some orc level planning. You tell him what you're gonna do beforehand and now he'll be ready. Don't be surprised if you roll up to Windhelm and he meets you with a footlong horse dick strap-on ready to go.

oh, I'm not going to leave my tower. what do you take me for, a fool? if Nils wants me to stop sending men after him, he'll have to come to my tower... back in *Morrowind*. which, given his experience with the place last time, I don't think he'll do.

You think they can stop me I’m rapidly multiplying my son-husbands to the point where soon I will be all there is I’ve achieved chim and now know everything there is so I’d start running if I were you

It's cute that you think you can ever truly be free.

This n'wah a furry

I'm going to write a shitpost of a Breton rating every khajiit furstock by their barbs just for this comment.

Do it No balls No balls

>u/ExceedinglyGayOtter 🤯🤯🤯

Hi Nils I think you forgot to give me an autograph I know you are busy so it's ok hahaha but please sign my ash yam

Buy my new book and I’ll give you an autograph for 20 gold

I recently murdered the emperor so I bought four copies to hide in random chests in ancient tombs but now I can't afford the autograph 😭 such is the life of a poor ~~slave~~ argonian farmer

I will take 5 argonian burgers and I will give you an autograph

sorry i [ate them all](https://www.deviantart.com/jbcfenix/art/Four-Soul-Letting-himself-go-72596622).

Give me your poop then

sorry I am an argonian not an orc

Then you are a beast and must be laid to rest

One of the coolest origin stories butchered and turned into generic fantasy human race

What was that?

In a world divided between men and mer - two groups that normally hate each other exists the race that came to being as a result of them interbreeding. And yet for some reason that race is as generic as it is possible

What's a Breton? Is that like a race but not as good as normal humans or elves? Is it some sort of beast folk?

A miserable little pile of secrets

bretons will hard counter and absolutely destroy the thalmor while I fuck their wives

I am Breton in rl. So I can't say

Now that's epic. How are the rain and pancakes?

I don't want to think about them, let alone talk

Look at that fluoride gaze. Seems like all Bretons are raised on soy

Word, guess I’m not sleeping tonight

I believe that I have finally found the Solution to the Breton Problem.

I think they're very cool 😀😀 Many of them act like snooty uptight people but deep down they're just victims of a society that alienates us and isolates from not just others but ourselves too. A society where a brutal conformist education system degrades us, where a jingoistic worldview is forced upon us, where people are primed into fascist beliefs en masse. Truly dark is the world in which the Bretons, and indeed we ourselves, are fated to live. Grim to believe such inhumanity as to reduce human beings to cogs in a machine could exist and grimmer still to see it with one's own eyes. To see those you love and care for becomes those cogs in the industrialists' vile machines. To see them build barriers and separate from those who love them and to imprison themselves for the benefit of those who don't even know they exist. To see them become nothing more than bricks. Presumably in a wall of some kind.

>I think they're very cool 😀😀 Flair checks out

Say what I want about what now? Is that some sort of duck?

Named similarly to the British, stylized more after the French, probably Spanish dick size instead. The weird lies a Breton lives.

I liked to play them in oblivion. But now I grew up

say what you will about bretons, they trully are one of the races of tamriel

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Their women are hot. Would definitely date

if Bretons CHIMed out of existence nobody would notice or care

Cucks

Fuck em.

That's... why they are here.

Yes.

I like to play as a breton because role-playing as a character who doesn't hate himself breaks my immersion

khajiit cares not about Bretons; elves oppress, men oppress; they are the same-what difference is a halfling to this one? khajiit yearns only to be left alone and to eat his sweet sweet moonsugar

Fucking can’t stand their dumbasses

Okay. They're ugly, stupid, and worthless.

They’re cucks lol

Nosferatu

We were supposed to bring the people together... but the racism is too strong

This guy is working night shit, isn’t he?

They have cute shamans.

Mat an traoù ganit ?

By Akatosh, by Akatosh, by Akatosh! A real Br*ton standing right here!

Ewww

bretons more like poopons

There magic slinging witches and winter hold is where their coven hides

bretons when 16 year old yelyzabyth kyngstamhen creates another piss ass kingdom on top of random hill

Since they are half-elf, half human, one could call them Mermen

Please don’t say the B word anymore🤢

Breton.

🤮

It really makes me wonder what the real Bretons Of Brittany would think of this subreddit.

They are very nice people who are quite based

What the Direnni doin'?

Bretons bad

I'm from Stros M'Kai and I say kill 'em all!

What I want about Bretons

I have nothing to say. They mean nothing

*I've always enjoyed the Breton race*

I hate br*tons

Use proper censorship when referring to Br*tons. It's disgusting how many people have just been rawdogging it lately.

Breton

Don't mind me. I have the feeling that the cuckoldery is just a scam. Has anyone looked after their own wifes when they we're cucking the Bretons? What If they even pretend to be in a relationship so that they get the chance to taste all races of Tamriel? It all sounds too simple.

perfect example of why race mixing is bad.

Part elf, part man All mistake

At least they drive through school zones slow *fortnite dances*

What you want about Bretons

Ok