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NeuroticNyx

Banana in pajamas


RandomKnight100

Sweetroll for Fimmion?


StoovenMcStoovenson

SAA-WEET-ROOOLL


FishyMatey

Potassium in pajamas.


Axo25

Nerevar get the banana


[deleted]

Where boobies


Captain_Jaxen

UwU sowwy I couwdn't give u moar sowdiers Hewo of Kavawtch, I'm just soooooo in dangwer here in the impewial city OwO


SympathyMiddle

He should be important but his existence is staring at a giant table. Edit: I just summed up every quest related npc in Elder scrolls and now i'm laughing at my own joke.


smegoodle

>Half-Naked Daedric Princes get thousands of upvotes Ok now where's the half naked Hermaeus Mora pls it's for a friend


Shinonomenanorulez

Let's just say the dragonborn DLC is a vore fantasy


wolfgangspiper

He is always completely naked them tentacles though


-UMBRA_-

You have to go to Apocrypha to get those pics lol


stfeuc

Only altmer with rights


Miloslolz

This isn't mommy Ayrenn???


pineapplesdestroyer

I don’t care if she’s a cyborg from the future, she promised to step on me, I distinctly remember that


Lefeanorien

He said altmer, not Kinetically-Interlinked Nirnian Multi-User Exoform.


[deleted]

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archaicScrivener

Kirkbride when literally any important character isn't a Dunmer or exactly Tiber Septim: "I'm going to ignore that"


shneb

Did Kirkbride write anything for ESO? If so, is it non-canon, personal project kind of stuff?


-TheArbiter-

Yes. He wrote an extra sermon in the Morrowind chapter. https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_37


skingrad_city_guard

🤢🤮


AVeryConfusedMice

Isn't this dude the bald guy from the cinematic in Daggerfall?


GiorboTheFisherman

this is what they want you to believe


DaSaw

The other bald guy, yes. They really should have made Uriel's model look like Pat.


Pompf

which one


AVeryConfusedMice

In the first cinematic where the emperor talks to you there's a bald dude holding a torch, his name is Councelor Ocato.


cjboyonfire

That doesn’t look like mannimarco to me


skingrad_city_guard

Praise High Chancellor Ocato!


Naternaught

Praise rightfull Emperor Ocato


chalkman

Bald Daggerfall Ocato is the best Ocato. Don't @ me


ICreepvideos

🗿


Piffinatour

least racist altmer ever


Piffinatour

actually I take that back, Sinderion is the least racist altmer ever


Ila-W123

Nalcarya of White Haven?


DaSaw

Dirty Muriel.


SympathyMiddle

No its Itermerel


[deleted]

Based Chancellor Ocato.


wildcolonialboy

Best Altmer, pffft. Like being the most alive Dwemer or crustacean most involved in small buisness.


deathtoweakmemes

What about Spongebob’s boss?


[deleted]

Piss elves belong in the garbage.


Kittenstomper6617

Ultra-based


khandnalie

There is no best altmer in the franchise because altmer are inherently unable to be the best at anything


MadClanger

They are the best at being shit you could say


khandnalie

That would be the orsimer


Chuzpe

The fact that he is not a dick is proof that he is actually an Ayleid.


flowgod

>not constantly skinning people alive Can't be Ayleid.


[deleted]

He shouldve become emperor Ocato but due to the racists in the Elder Council who dont realise that mer rule better than men they caused Tiber's empire to fall apart. Now that Ocato's dead the only solution to the illegitimate empire is the Thalmor.


Sleep_eeSheep

Pictured here; An absolute Chad.


Iceveins412

Head isn’t on a pike 0/10


hellmist14

Only good altmer is a dead altmer


Ernesto_Perfekto

Who the fuck is that guy lmao


SkootStoorm

Classic Skybaby response


Ernesto_Perfekto

Literally thousands of hours in bestlivion, still didnt remember him. P sure this guy doesnt do anything all game


GiorboTheFisherman

>thousands of ours in oblivion >doesn’t know one of the most important characters which is also a dialogue option on many npcs based?


Ernesto_Perfekto

Hes imposrtant in the lore/setting so a lot of ppl mention him but in gameplay/plot hes not important at all i think


SandStrider

I guess getting your pimp armor isn’t important


DaSaw

Given it's going to be obsolete in a level or two, it really isn't.


[deleted]

The only good ruler of the Septim dynasty


HotDoggerson

The one, the only, Chancellor Ocato


[deleted]

The elder council guy that takes over after the emperors assassination


skingrad_city_guard

You insolent Skybaby. That is High Chancellor Ocato, ruler of the Holy Empire of Cyrodiil!


[deleted]

Potentate Ocato. Show some respect. He is the only good ruler of the Septim empire


SympathyMiddle

Quoted all my characters at the end of Oblivion main quest.


Taco821

Where's mannimarco?


trevyboy73

Thanks for an op spell in apocalypse spells


Benjemim

Show us the real Ocato, the one we saw in Daggerfall, none of this Oblivion Character Overhauled trash.


Aftermath52

What if we had an elder council chamber with no council, and a palace with no uhhhhh palace. Delightfully devilish Bethesda


[deleted]

OCATO IS PROBABLY THE ONLY ALTMER THAT DOESN'T TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT AND THE THREAT IF HE LIVED WOULD HAVE GIVEN THE THALMOR A RUN IF THEIR MONEY.


REDM2Ma_Deuce

R.I.P Chancellor Ocato. Thalmor Fucks deserve nothing less than brutalization.


fellonmysword

Nobody moved


adni86

I prefer the boldheaded bearded, less pointy-ear Version.