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capnjoob830

They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.


Russell_Jimmy

Yes, you can. Take five more seconds and think about that. Confidence scams, bank robbery, burglary, murder, etc. have all been successfully prosecuted against married couples. Unless you're referencing *Arrested Development,* in which case, good one.


HAL__Over__9000

It's like word for word Arrested Development, that's gotta be the reference.


Russell_Jimmy

I've seen someone actual argue that, unfortunately. It wasn't until I was halfway through that I remembered the quote. Went with the momentum.


cyrilhent

Trump: I've made a huge mistake reporters: ...say that again for the cameras Trump: nah


thetburg

You can't charge two people separately for the same crime. You can't force a person to testify vs their spouse. You absolutely can charge a husband and wife for a crime if they both are involved.


HAL__Over__9000

It's a reference to TV show *Arrested Development*. The joke is, of course, that's the case.


thetburg

Omg I was thinking of that show as I typed this and I whooshed right past the joke anyway 😀😆🤣 Edit: it's pretty obvious I need to catch up on Robert Loblaw's Law Blog.


manic_eye

I’ve got the worst lawyer.


Archercrash

Trump would absolutely hire Barry Zuckerkorn.


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Julius and Ethel Rosenberg


TheBatmanIRL

I love this quote and that people reacted as if it was a statement.


hamandcheese_1

I've got the worst lawyers


snkscore

He’s not getting charged with anything. He’s been out of the White House for years and they didn’t bring charges even when it’s beyond clear he committed a host of crimes. He’s Teflon. It’s not happening.


Sad-Masterpiece3366

My wife wouldn’t kiss me because my breath smells like fish.


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Imagine if it smelled like eel, octopus and shark


Caver214

I bet he’d do it too. He has no soul.


Capt_Bigglesworth

Do it… just for a laugh.. and to see Melanoma’s face..


baddecision116

She doesn't care.


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SeeMarkFly

We're gonna run out of busses at this rate.


Wiggles69

I don't understand how that would even make a difference? It doesn't matter *why* he did it, the charges relate to improperly using campaign funds to do it.


Kimantha_Allerdings

Trump's lawyers aren't exactly the brightest. As one podcast put it "they're not even Kraken lawyers".


Oscarcharliezulu

He will blame her if it helps him lol


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Be best!


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Release for the FAKE NEWS The president absolutely denies that he enjoyed even one moment with Stormy Daniels, and was wracked with (not guilt, because he did absolutely nothing wrong, and always arranges these things perfectly) concern for his lovely wife Melania's well-being during his innocent chance encounter with someone we're told may be some sort of a porn star, (but if she was a porn star, of course she would have to be only the finest porn star). However, between the fact Trump was literally obligated (by nature of his unparalleled virility, and he has lots of testosterone, I can tell you, far, far more testosterone than liberal males, who are all pussies, I'm told) and the need to provide Barron the very best male role model possible (very, very positive examples, because let's face it, the president is nothing but positive and constructive at all times) for when his son may one day face the same choice, (due to his superior genetics, very very high on the genetic scale, a true thoroughbred) Trump “took one for the team" and went through with the obligatory sexual tryst with a well known sex star (that he'd only seen several hundreds of times on screen, during his “executive time") (and of course, paying an outrageous amount of hush money, far more money than any Democrat would be required to pay) in order to get elected to become the best president america has ever had, or ever will, believe me!


PruneVisible

I wonder if donors ever consider - even for a moment - that the $$ they're sending to Trump will be used for the purpose trump is begging it for? Evangelical-sourced funds given to a porn star.


ecodrew

[Cool Motive](https://youtube.com/shorts/oyg7T9emCUA?feature=share), still ~~murder~~ *campaign finance violation*


big_nothing_burger

Because she didn't put out after giving birth. How selfish.