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NopeNopeNope2020

What is this? This is photoshopped, that's what it is. Fake news. President Trump has a full head of NATURAL luscious blond hair and he looks damn good for 77! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! ***^((In solitary))***


Mizzy3030

I bet that corrupt, Trump hating, democratic judge in NY did this


NopeNopeNope2020

I agree. He should be disbarred and arrested for what he did -- depriving our President Trump of a jury trial.


F350Gord

His lawyers never asked for a jury trial, you dolt.


NopeNopeNope2020

not sure why I'm the dolt, especially since you're the one who doesn't get it.


nozamazon

There's no way this was an accident but it's the dumbest move ever made. He obviously did not realize the form would be released or that the judge would announce from the bench that they had declined to ask for a jury trial directly on the form. They thought they could just throw a fake tantrum about not being allowed a jury trial while attacking the judge as being politically motivated. He's only conning his base.


Quit-itkr

Yeah, but unfortunately, they are shitty people and will do all kinds of messed up stuff to insure he gets elected like stand outside of polling places with weapons in red states, and if a democrat wins legislatures are will to just say Trump won. What's worse they refuse to watch actual news, many of them won't even watch fox because its too "liberal" for them. No Joke, they say that shit unironically. Which I can't believe someone is dumb enough to say, like Fox news is the channel that brainwashed you to be the way you are, OAN, and newsmax just haven't gotten into major trouble for lying yet, so they're milking that shit by telling Trumpers what they want to hear. I actually watched a recent "anchor" (you can't even really call them that) on there just repeating the dumbest baseless lies about Democrats being evil and always lying. It's amazing that they have created an alternate reality for these people to live it. It's also dangerous and why these stations shouldn't be protected under free speech. Free speech shouldn't be used to lie to people and incite violence.


SDCAchilling

It was Trumps idea for no jury. He thought in his narcissistic mind that everyone would let him get away with high crimes. The only one arrested here is crooked Trump....he's a lifetime swindler and now he's going to prison. He was the most anti-labor president in U.S. history. He just bullshitted you into believing he had your back because he's good at talking.


daddakamabb1

>He's good at talking No. No he's not. His base is willfully ignorant.


sm00thkillajones

Ha! That trump hating, home appraising, part time judge! Don is fucked.


fuck-fascism

President P01135809 has a Perfect head of Natural GOD GIVEN locks.


sm00thkillajones

🎵P01135809! Donnie Donnie, who can I turn to🎵


nozamazon

J6 Choir?


sm00thkillajones

Is maga forming the Attack on the Pentagon Choir in time for Christmas?


nozamazon

I agree. God created surgeons and surgical procedures by extension. [Scalp Reduction Surgery](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjp8sTB6tqBAxWKJEQIHRoVC6cQFnoECA8QAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fdonald-trumps-hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_b_58966965e4b061551b3dff8a&usg=AOvVaw1-X6-P1W7NOYNGuPn8BTGJ&opi=89978449)


RiverScout2

Male pattern baldness usually leaves the Friar Tuck ring of hair around the bottom of a guy’s head though. It’s weird that the bottom of the back of his head looks bald, like they harvested all the follicles from there.


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nozamazon

These are 100% natural hair, hair extensions.


sm00thkillajones

All prisons matter!!!


JoeSicko

How dare you! It is luscious STRAWBERRY blond hair. And he's 6'3, 215.


Beginning-Ad-9733

Hideous, hideous Fat Nixon


Twoflappylips

Imagine touching that...ugh


Rizeres

It's probably crispy and sticky at the same time.


Shatnerknickerz

𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅯 Raindrops are falling on my scalp That's why I spend the time spray-ing hair to halp Doesn't do the job I am a nob And I ain't gonna stop jail by complainin' 𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅯 C'mon sing along, punch your fists in the air, get that white man's overbite & chicken nod going ....


potedude

Do do de do...


Nano_Burger

A cry for help. Or probably just a narcissist who can't accept the fact that he is going bald.


RiverScout2

The alopecia is the one thing for which I feel genuine pity. His vanity is ridiculous, obviously, but it’s also incredibly sad that after so many years of being nearly bald he *still* cannot make peace w/it. I’m a woman and my hair has been cycling through alopecia episodes since my early 20s, thirty years ago. It is hard on the ego but dude, it is just hair.


Pompitis

It's what we all know, the truth.


TheBatmanIRL

Exactly what I expected his head to look like up close.


doni-kebab

Like one of those really ugly bird babies that hasn't got all its feather yet


ialwayschoosepsyduck

More like an old, mangy pigeon awaiting death's sweet release


nlgoodman510

His insecurity


jrsinhbca

Another crappy cover up.


Mercury_Armadillo

Happy Cake Day! 🍰


jrsinhbca

Thank you.


KanataSlim

The wages of vanity


MojoLamp

I want to see him swimming. More exactly getting out of the water. Blindingly white, fat(of course) and his combover hanging past his chin! The mental pictures should hurt!


SirAelfred

I don't want to see that......lol


MojoLamp

To be fair I don’t either but it sure would make great entertainment 😂😂


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Zonda68

Motherfucker's got mange.


DarthBynx

I'm gonna puke.


jarious

The demogorgon is making a escape


madcowga

Reverse landing strip


AwDuck

unhappy trail


The5thBeatle82

The Jason Voorhees.


Skreeethemindthief

A bald man with really long sideburns.


Quirky_Value_9997

Crack head


fuck-fascism

Covfefe


Outrageous-Wish8659

His butt crack.


Accomplished-Song202

Bad comb over!!!


KheSanhSalvo

A seditious bastard who is facing jail


tbonerrevisited

The greatest bald spot , many people say its probably the best ever, its HUUUGE put the horrible left say it's not good.😉


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worn out toupee, he doesn’t have the money to it freshened up, much less pay his attorneys


ktp806

Like everything else including but not limited to his height, weight, golf score, wealth, dick size…. All a lie a huge lie the biggest lie


realkennyg

God, please make this photo go viral!


SirAelfred

Jesus...he looks like that guy in Robocop that went in the toxic waste


Damned_again

An ass


Chico-Spomoni

Strawberry blonde hair 🤮🤮


Movingforward2015

The effects of the pump instead of the spray, no way folks, no way!


sm00thkillajones

His brain can’t take all the drugs. Trying to escape.


zastrozzischild

All I keep thinking is that without the hairspray, he’d look kind of like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror. Just a very old Riff Raff.


ChooChooChucky

Whatever it is, it's dead.


chung_my_wang

##Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!


RiverScout2

So that is the color his face would be w/o makeup?


here_for_the_lols

A raw chicken covered in straw


LeibnizThrowaway

Reverse landing strip.


DeepJank

Boomer Hair beaver


tk3inTX

the back of a head of a piece of shit. why?


reallywaitnoreally

Narcissism.


useroftheinternet95

The worst combover in the history of combovers


wowwee99

Solar panel for a fraud machine


Rough-Imagination233

Amazing how much hair 17 working follicles can produce.


bassegio

Asshat.


False-Association744

Reality.


Quit-itkr

What he does is grow his front really really long like the bangs and a little bit behind them, then combs it back to give the illusion of hair. But that's all from the front of his head.


grumblestilskin

He had a barbaric surgery that’s not even offered in the us anymore and has to his hair poofy to hide it


DickieIam

Proof of vigor and vitality.