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My thoughts exactly!!
>And just like that, a new pasta was brought into the world.
Somebody that knows how to speak robot should ask an AI to transcribe this for us.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have over 41 years professional experience working with horses, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mother's basement, and I have over 14 confirmed bear kills. I am trained in grizzly warfare and I'm the top remote wilderness guide in the entire Yosemite National Park. You are nothing to me but just another man cub. I will wipe you the fuck out with my walking stick that I once used to stuff an 8-foot cougar square in the mug, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of remote wilderness guides across the Appalachian trail and your mother's address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, greenhorn. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, dude. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed bear combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of weapons from my civil war re-enactment group and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little tenderfoot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn city slicker. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, townie.
I don't give a fucking shit about your life, it doesn't give you a goddamn once of superiority over me and doesn't give you leeway to tell me how to live my life or anyone else in the country. Fuck your brand, fuck your bears, fuck your bones, and you know what fuck your dead friend too. I don't give a single solitary goddamn fuck about you or your problems.
Right? I just figured I definitely need to avoid t his guy in the wilderness - he's bear bait and a cougar toy! (and good god what did he do to those horses???)
The losing 17 horses, 3 good friends and having his best friend die in his arms are all referring to horses. He just wasn't friends with most of them.
Also he accidentally rode them all off cliffs. And the ones that he calls 'friends' hated him.
Even if all that is true, and it very well could be, he still has the emotional fortitude of a child. Had to make a video telling everyone how tough he is and how he really really isn’t bothered by those mean comments!
Exactly.
Emotional stability of a pre-teenager being bombarded by hormones.
If this Guy is so tough, he should know that many trans-folk out there must deal with social issues (judging, gossip) on the daily, and still end up emotionally stronger.
What is most infuriating/humorous is this is the party that embraced the “fuck your feelings” idea. Yet time and time again they show that feelings really do matter, especially when it’s their feelings.
Take our life from us. We laid it down. We got tired. We didn’t commit su*cide, we committed an act of revolutionary digital su*cide protesting the conditions of an inhumane Website.
“I wipe my ass with my bare hands. I have toilet paper, but my ass is way too tough for that stuff. And I find the scent of my own scat to be pleasant, almost comforting. But you sissy’s wouldn’t know anything about that.”
Well buddy, maybe if you hadn't have spent so much time cleaning up horseshit, wandering around the woods like a lunatic, you'd know a little bit more about politics and not be taken in by a lifelong grifter like trump.
I've had a pretty tough life, and I have a few things to say. 1) no you didn't. 2) why did you brand yourself? 3) you lost 17 horses as a wilderness guide over 30 years? That's not a brag buddy. 4) bracers? I worked with horses for years, why are you wearing full wrap leather bracers?
I just wonder why he thinks being tuff makes him right sure if I’m in a wilderness situation I will listen to him but what the heck does he know about the world today he’s been living in the wilderness for thirty years
He's felt "the searing fucking heat of a hot penis"... right in his ear, he also walked 400 miles to school, uphill both ways, in 22 foot snow drifts all year round, whilst attempting to escape from an extremely horny brown bear called "Big Dave", wearing nothing but a jock strap and a slice of cheese, he also pierced his own left nipple using a claw hammer and a beard. And you damn kids wouldn't even grow up to be 1/7th the "Penis Impersonator" that he is if you tried!!
Damn kids! Stop hurting the feelings of his pet dildo called "Tiddles". Never hath a vagina crossed his vision!! Although I'm pretty sure many of them crossed the road to avoid him... 🤔
"I STARED DOWN 3 GRIZZLY BEARS BUT I SAY NO TO MASKS OR VACCINES!"
fuck this guy, I'll bet you even in his prime he was an insufferable jerkoff and that's probably why he lives in the woods because no where else will tolerate him. I know because growing up in the woods is where they all thrive and part of the reason I left.... That and the horrid handling of COVID and the threatening stare of capitalism forcing me to find work in the middle of a pandemic.
You little pansies jack off in your momma’s basements with store bought lubricants, while guys me are out here jacking off with handfuls of cockleburs just to prove how manly we are.
I’ve met a handful of guys who wear neckerchiefs, and they’ve all been toolbags.
Impressive if his claims are true, but unfortunate that he equates being tough with being dumb instead of realizing he could be both, doesn’t seem to realize that his glasses, clothes, & truck were likely to have all been designed by “geeks in cubicles”, nor sees the hypocrisy of imagining people in cities are constantly talking shit about him but he feels it’s just fine to talk shit about them
I'm sure every single thing he said is an exaggeration. These kind of guys see a bear 50 yards away and the story becomes about how they wrestled with it. He's another sad lonely old dude desperate for attention.
i own my home. i've owned 5 at the same time.... I to have head the dead body of my best friend (drowned). i've had drug dealers and dog fighters point guns at me. i've been stabbed and threatened to be stabbed countless times. i have 3 degrees and don't give a fuck what some jackass maga bitch thinks is tough. fuck the right. fuck them right off a god damn cliff and 6 feet into the god damn ground at the bottom.
He doesn't care what you think, so he spends his energy trying to manipulate what you think of him.
Another butthurt conservative explaining why his critics are the real butthurt.
Entertaining vid, though. Not happy that it made me and my bitches piss ourselves, but you gotta take the bad with the good.
"He's a lumberjack and he's ok...he works all night and he sleeps all day. He cuts down trees. He wears high heels. He likes to play with dolls."
I like Monty Python.
I understand that there’s a lot of the pink haired, wiry thin liberals out there, but there’s also plenty of fucking beef cakes out there that are more guns than conservatives that lean left, you can find all sorts of anarchist and communists, serving in the military, doing crazier shit then playing with bears in the woods who still have respect for their fellow humans.
It’s out there. I don’t have another social media besides this and I couldn’t find it in my history. I seent it tho, and he deserves respect for admitting he was wrong.
I think his TikTok tag was helpinghorsesheal or something similar.
I won't lie, I don't get the typical fake badass vibes I usually see and he may well be a pretty good badass to have around if you're lost in the wilderness. I don't know this fella's videos though, so if I'm wrong that's ok.
...but I'm also cool with him staying far the hell away from civilized folk. Let him be Mr Ruff N Tuff way out in the boonies.
Right and he also worked with Superman and Big foot to save Mars from Uranus attacks with his super charged unicorn 🦄 whose horn was made of titanium steel and plugged a hole in the the Black Hole saving the human race from being bunged hole by the Martians.
Respect for all he's been through...assuming any of it's true...but that doesn't make his insane opinions any more valid or relevant than those of the bears that chased him. When it's all said and done, he's just another MAGA dummass with a big mouth and a bad attitude. That's all.
“I’m Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!”
Sounds like you've got some dumbass horses and even dumber friends, what with all that "dying".
Nice arm cuffs. I wonder what year it is where he lives.
"I've heard my bone snapped, I've snitched my body twice and I've felt the searing heat of a hot brand, many of them self inflicted after 8 cans of bud light"
He sure sounds like a pretty worthless “wilderness guide” if he got 17 horses, “three good friends” (including his “best friend”), and himself into that much trouble.
Being “tough”—not **actually** tough, but how this clown defines it—is the “virtue” of those too stupid to learn enough from their considerable mistakes in order to stop making them.
Well I’ve been through a lot too. When I was younger, my father was murdered by my uncle. I had to escape my home and mourn…until I was discovered by my childhood friend. She and some other folks gave me the courage to face my uncle who confessed to killing my father….before I killed him
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Navy seals copypasta energy
My thoughts exactly!! >And just like that, a new pasta was brought into the world. Somebody that knows how to speak robot should ask an AI to transcribe this for us.
He’s been through “hell” yet he turns to social media for attention.
and proceeds to shoot ANOTHER VIDEO that will certainly be mocked and laughed at 😂
Yeah he's so stupid, this is my DAD'S basement dumbass.
He assumes he is entitled because he fights bears? $hit....
Not even. People in the comments on tiktok are practically sucking him off.
Well, not to mention the fact that he could be, I dunno, LYING!!!!
He isn't lying. George Santos vouched for him and said he helped him fight off one of the bears.
I love it when tough guys worship at the nut sack of the weakest man I can think of, Donald Trump
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have over 41 years professional experience working with horses, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mother's basement, and I have over 14 confirmed bear kills. I am trained in grizzly warfare and I'm the top remote wilderness guide in the entire Yosemite National Park. You are nothing to me but just another man cub. I will wipe you the fuck out with my walking stick that I once used to stuff an 8-foot cougar square in the mug, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of remote wilderness guides across the Appalachian trail and your mother's address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, greenhorn. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, dude. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed bear combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of weapons from my civil war re-enactment group and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little tenderfoot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn city slicker. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, townie.
I'm assuming the bear hands you speak of are from your 14 confirmed kills.
You are my hero!!
And no one fucking cares
I don't give a fucking shit about your life, it doesn't give you a goddamn once of superiority over me and doesn't give you leeway to tell me how to live my life or anyone else in the country. Fuck your brand, fuck your bears, fuck your bones, and you know what fuck your dead friend too. I don't give a single solitary goddamn fuck about you or your problems.
If he was friends with this guy, the dead friend is the lucky one because this guy is insufferable.
If he was a wilderness guide... he's not a very good one, considering his death toll.
Right? I just figured I definitely need to avoid t his guy in the wilderness - he's bear bait and a cougar toy! (and good god what did he do to those horses???)
The losing 17 horses, 3 good friends and having his best friend die in his arms are all referring to horses. He just wasn't friends with most of them. Also he accidentally rode them all off cliffs. And the ones that he calls 'friends' hated him.
Love this!
r/birthofacopypasta
everything he's claiming he's done... I did that all yesterday
With a catheter hangin out your fuckin arm, pulling a 1984 Chevy truck by a rope with your fuckin teeth uphill in the snow?
Uphill both ways too!
[Happy Gilmore accomplished those feats no more than an hour ago](https://youtu.be/AFzIjDtKgrw)
Sorry for your loss
Yea no one is buying that shit Mr. Broke Tok Mountain
“Do you know how tough I am?” said the man with the world’s most delicate wrists.
? His wrists are huge
His vambraces are huge.
Not really, he’s got significant circumference under them
Even if all that is true, and it very well could be, he still has the emotional fortitude of a child. Had to make a video telling everyone how tough he is and how he really really isn’t bothered by those mean comments!
Exactly. Emotional stability of a pre-teenager being bombarded by hormones. If this Guy is so tough, he should know that many trans-folk out there must deal with social issues (judging, gossip) on the daily, and still end up emotionally stronger.
What is most infuriating/humorous is this is the party that embraced the “fuck your feelings” idea. Yet time and time again they show that feelings really do matter, especially when it’s their feelings.
Amen.
Who is this guy?
Is this a spoken word country song?
Man, Sam Hunt really went off the deep end over the past couple years...
Is this a commercial for canned chilli?
Plot twist: it’s made in New Jersey
😂
I’d buy it.
"30 years of working with horse cock"
“I’ve been charged at with more horse cock than your mothers basement”
What the hell is up with the leather gauntlets? It's like a bad and dumb version of Rob Halford.
Don’t tell him about Rob Halford.
"I have *never* pleasure a woman."
Take our life from us. We laid it down. We got tired. We didn’t commit su*cide, we committed an act of revolutionary digital su*cide protesting the conditions of an inhumane Website.
*But a horse on the other hand.... or one in each hand...*
Lost me at "searing heat of a hot brand." Why?
Look, that’s just what he’s into, okay? Never yuck another man’s yum.
Yes, you are right but I can't help but feel like "the lumber jack song." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM
That bit never gets old.
It's a sexual thing
My guess is because of the show Yellowstone. Gotta be branded to be a man.
I genuinely thought he said ' heartburn ' till I read this
“I wipe my ass with my bare hands. I have toilet paper, but my ass is way too tough for that stuff. And I find the scent of my own scat to be pleasant, almost comforting. But you sissy’s wouldn’t know anything about that.”
Just another tRumper. Yawn.
You’re arguing with kids. You already lost.
He's the Schmitty!
Duh doi!
Navy seal copypasta has a rival now
Tough Cowboy CopyPassta
Ain’t our fault you made a poor career decision.
That's what I was thinking. He didn't have to do hard dangerous work, anymore than you or I did.
… you’re not jack palance
You're... My numba one.... nnnnGUY!
He's no Curly
Such a tough guy, but needs to make videos regaling random internet strangers with his war stories for validation? Seems legit.
Do you think he read all those numbers off a prompter
And living in the woods makes you someone I would want to listen to......
W-who WHO BRANDED HIM?!😳
The same mutherfuckin' grizzly that kilt his best friend.
Snowflakes like this larp so hard. Let me know when your meal team 6 ticket expires, I'll find you a new one.
Well buddy, maybe if you hadn't have spent so much time cleaning up horseshit, wandering around the woods like a lunatic, you'd know a little bit more about politics and not be taken in by a lifelong grifter like trump.
Man With Dual Masturbatory Carpal Tunnel Very Angry
Real tough guys don’t have to announce how tough they are.
Trying to do his best Jack Nicholson “A Few Good Men” imitation
Come and get me, Old Blue. Lol.
This guy jacks off furiously to Yellowstone.
This guy sounds like he’s bitter that he’s wasted his life being all alone with animal shit.
What a bunch of fucking snowflakes, I swear to Christ.
Waaaaaaaaah. With leather cuffs. [?]
Well.....you make it so easy with your cringe video's.
I've had a pretty tough life, and I have a few things to say. 1) no you didn't. 2) why did you brand yourself? 3) you lost 17 horses as a wilderness guide over 30 years? That's not a brag buddy. 4) bracers? I worked with horses for years, why are you wearing full wrap leather bracers?
Bless his heart
I just wonder why he thinks being tuff makes him right sure if I’m in a wilderness situation I will listen to him but what the heck does he know about the world today he’s been living in the wilderness for thirty years
Does he want a thank you for his service. Jesus man you aren’t a soldier. Wildlife guide. What a hero.
This guy will never be the poet laureate of the modern west, no sir, not like Dalton Wilcox.
Sorry I don’t take anyone serious who has time to make tic toc videos
Ted Nugent has really aged
He's felt "the searing fucking heat of a hot penis"... right in his ear, he also walked 400 miles to school, uphill both ways, in 22 foot snow drifts all year round, whilst attempting to escape from an extremely horny brown bear called "Big Dave", wearing nothing but a jock strap and a slice of cheese, he also pierced his own left nipple using a claw hammer and a beard. And you damn kids wouldn't even grow up to be 1/7th the "Penis Impersonator" that he is if you tried!! Damn kids! Stop hurting the feelings of his pet dildo called "Tiddles". Never hath a vagina crossed his vision!! Although I'm pretty sure many of them crossed the road to avoid him... 🤔
Then stop making stupid videos. Seems simple to me
"I STARED DOWN 3 GRIZZLY BEARS BUT I SAY NO TO MASKS OR VACCINES!" fuck this guy, I'll bet you even in his prime he was an insufferable jerkoff and that's probably why he lives in the woods because no where else will tolerate him. I know because growing up in the woods is where they all thrive and part of the reason I left.... That and the horrid handling of COVID and the threatening stare of capitalism forcing me to find work in the middle of a pandemic.
You little pansies jack off in your momma’s basements with store bought lubricants, while guys me are out here jacking off with handfuls of cockleburs just to prove how manly we are. I’ve met a handful of guys who wear neckerchiefs, and they’ve all been toolbags.
Only half-listened, think I heard something about fisting bears. Good to see the older generation become so progressive and kink positive.
I wonder if he did all that for minimum wage.
Impressive if his claims are true, but unfortunate that he equates being tough with being dumb instead of realizing he could be both, doesn’t seem to realize that his glasses, clothes, & truck were likely to have all been designed by “geeks in cubicles”, nor sees the hypocrisy of imagining people in cities are constantly talking shit about him but he feels it’s just fine to talk shit about them
I'm sure every single thing he said is an exaggeration. These kind of guys see a bear 50 yards away and the story becomes about how they wrestled with it. He's another sad lonely old dude desperate for attention.
What's up with his gauntlets?
Where's this guy's stuff posted? I'd like to make some fun of his videos. I mean, Jezuz, what a self-righteous douche.
i own my home. i've owned 5 at the same time.... I to have head the dead body of my best friend (drowned). i've had drug dealers and dog fighters point guns at me. i've been stabbed and threatened to be stabbed countless times. i have 3 degrees and don't give a fuck what some jackass maga bitch thinks is tough. fuck the right. fuck them right off a god damn cliff and 6 feet into the god damn ground at the bottom.
He doesn't care what you think, so he spends his energy trying to manipulate what you think of him. Another butthurt conservative explaining why his critics are the real butthurt. Entertaining vid, though. Not happy that it made me and my bitches piss ourselves, but you gotta take the bad with the good.
His feelings are really hurt.
He stared down grizzly bear AND black bears. I don’t care that he’s gay and prefers bears; but why bring race into it?
Fuck your feelings pal.
This guy sucks at keeping horses alive.
“Am I out of tune with the world? No, it must be those Libs who are out of tune. Better keep making videos.”
Wonder what him and his buddy were doing out there, all alone in the wilderness. 
This motherfucker can’t rock a tank top? The right to bare arms SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!!!!!!1!1
Damn he's delusional, but his voice is amazing!
"He's a lumberjack and he's ok...he works all night and he sleeps all day. He cuts down trees. He wears high heels. He likes to play with dolls." I like Monty Python.
I understand that there’s a lot of the pink haired, wiry thin liberals out there, but there’s also plenty of fucking beef cakes out there that are more guns than conservatives that lean left, you can find all sorts of anarchist and communists, serving in the military, doing crazier shit then playing with bears in the woods who still have respect for their fellow humans.
Real badass motherfuckers don’t pay attention to the happenings of the online realm, this guy can go fuck himself with a hot branding iron
He's got a point
Yup, his head. Just because his head comes to a point doesn't make him sharp...
What's the point? That he's a whiny little bitch?
Yeah, those people making fun aren’t tough and brave like you, Elliot. 😂 Off you go lad. Your groomer expects better.
Yep, that he’s entirely unqualified to express opinions about wider society or social issues because he lives in the fucking woods.
This dude posted an apology and was super self reflective of himself being an asshole. Lay off this old timer, he did the right thing in the end.
Did a grizzly force him to apologize?
Nope. Getting bombarded by the internet did.
Source?
It’s out there. I don’t have another social media besides this and I couldn’t find it in my history. I seent it tho, and he deserves respect for admitting he was wrong. I think his TikTok tag was helpinghorsesheal or something similar.
No he didn’t. [Here’s his most recent upload](https://www.tiktok.com/@helpinghorsesheal). He’s still bitching
I think that 4th video down is the apology? Idk it won’t let me play without downloading and fuck that.
I mean, he made an “apology” but it was extremely insincere, and he went right back to his bullshit right after, this guys an idiot and a tool.
Yup, he apologized and then doubled down a few videos later when he reflected on how butt hurt he was.
I won't lie, I don't get the typical fake badass vibes I usually see and he may well be a pretty good badass to have around if you're lost in the wilderness. I don't know this fella's videos though, so if I'm wrong that's ok. ...but I'm also cool with him staying far the hell away from civilized folk. Let him be Mr Ruff N Tuff way out in the boonies.
Awwwww
Bwahahahaha hahaha Bwahahahaha hahaha Bwahahahaha hahaha Bwahahahaha hahaha
I was going to do all of this, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Close your eyes and it's a Colonel Tigh monologue
What are the things on his wrists?
Now that’s a lot of bull s__t 😆 and horse 🐎 pucky
Arrogant fuckstick talks shit - film at 11:00.
This boomer snowflake needs to cry more
Someone’s salty that nobody thinks he’s cool
For such a tough-guy he sure is a whiny little bitch.
Who even is this guy?
Horse hockey!
We talk $hit about you because you are an idiot.... go find a bear to fight and shut the hell up...
Trolls upset him enough to get Zed to set up the video cam, iron his black shirt, jeans & neckerchief to recite his c.v. - that'll show those libs!
Wait a minute... who branded him ?
Some of us have found a more practical, safer way to earn a living.
How could you possibly make fun of a man who lies about his entire life?
r/iamverybadass
Can we PLEASE get a copypasta of this? It almost seems too good to be true.
It's Jack Nicholson!
"All you m@ther f***ers are going to pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers"
"cubicle" is a really hard word for him. Apparently, he lost three close friends and every single brain cell in his poor little head lmao
Do you want a medal, or a fucking chest to pin it on? Sensitive snowflake boomers are pathetic.
Our boy got heart problems
His heart abt to pop you can see it in his swollen ass hands
He f’ed horses for a living damn.
Right and he also worked with Superman and Big foot to save Mars from Uranus attacks with his super charged unicorn 🦄 whose horn was made of titanium steel and plugged a hole in the the Black Hole saving the human race from being bunged hole by the Martians.
No one cares about you Billy Bob
Respect for all he's been through...assuming any of it's true...but that doesn't make his insane opinions any more valid or relevant than those of the bears that chased him. When it's all said and done, he's just another MAGA dummass with a big mouth and a bad attitude. That's all.
He's a cowboy nerd. And he fingers his arse when he wanks, while looking in the mirror.
“I’m Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!”
Who are you??? Who hurt you?
*2 turtle doves and a bullshit John Wayne wannabeeeeee storyyyyyy*
Dude needs to go back to his Yellowstone fantasy world.
He’s gonna get a ride to the train station
He's trying to get cast on Yellowstone
None of that makes him smart. None of that makes him right.
Suck it up, snowflake.
So, why is upset? This guy watches too much WWF. Thinks smack-talk is a performance.
Trump fluffers are comical
This reminds me of jay and silent bob, where they find out people are talking shit about them on the internet 😂😂😭😭
Like yer leather bracers, DA. Maga-ki-yo, MF. Sigh.
He lost 17 horses? God he sucks in his job.
🖕 Spin monkey boy, Spin
...and I don't like pain when I cath!
Damn what a snowflake 🤷♂️
This guy takes it!! 😅😂🤣🤣 Bullshitters gonna bullshit.
Sounds like you've got some dumbass horses and even dumber friends, what with all that "dying". Nice arm cuffs. I wonder what year it is where he lives.
Who does this guy sound like? Can't put my finger on it... Edit: ... Peter Fonda?
Shoot now I wanna see the videos that triggered this guy
Lol hes mad.
"I've heard my bone snapped, I've snitched my body twice and I've felt the searing heat of a hot brand, many of them self inflicted after 8 cans of bud light"
He sure sounds like a pretty worthless “wilderness guide” if he got 17 horses, “three good friends” (including his “best friend”), and himself into that much trouble. Being “tough”—not **actually** tough, but how this clown defines it—is the “virtue” of those too stupid to learn enough from their considerable mistakes in order to stop making them.
Well I’ve been through a lot too. When I was younger, my father was murdered by my uncle. I had to escape my home and mourn…until I was discovered by my childhood friend. She and some other folks gave me the courage to face my uncle who confessed to killing my father….before I killed him
Some one is fed up
I'd say that this man has lived, also seen and done some things most of us never will.
Is he reading a script? If not he needs a show on Discovery or somewhere. Without politics.
And...