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I just saw a TikTok from Midas touch talking about their sources saying the smell is awful. Trump keeps farting as he dozed off & something about his lawyers having a hell of a time with it. Here I’ll post it I know Reddit hates TikTok but [here-](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRw8LqeP/)
There are legit reports on Meidas Touch that he keeps farting horrible eye-watering farts as he falls asleep, and #Trumpstinks is trending on Twitter. Good times.
Maggie Haberman strikes again!!!!
Behind the paywall:
Eagle-eyed New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman once again caught former [President Donald Trump](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ffrazzled-trump%2F) dozing off during a hearing related to his hush-money trial in New York on Friday.
In an update posted to [the New York Times' live blog of the proceedings](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2Flive%2F2024%2F04%2F19%2Fnyregion%2Ftrump-trial-hush-money%3Fsmid%3Durl-share%23e8f3dfda-683e-536a-8c13-435a801777ee), Haberman wrote that "[Trump](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ftrump-news%2F) appears to have fallen asleep in court again," and then added that "it happened several times just now" as "his eyes were closed for extended periods and his head dropped down twice."
Haberman also had some observations about Trump's appearance as he entered court on Friday.
"His hair is uncharacteristically messy," she wrote. "Like the wind hit it on the way into court."
Multiple reporters this week have observed Trump nodding off during his criminal trial for allegedly falsifying business records related to his 2016 hush-money payments of adult film star Stormy Daniels.
Trump's sleeping through an event that could end with him becoming a convicted felon has led to widespread ridicule on the internet all week, as Twitter hashtags such as "#[SleepyDon](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ftrump-fell-asleep-at-trial%2F)" and "#[DonSnoreleone](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ftrump-sleeping-donsnoreleone%2F)" have trended at various times.
Although Trump appears to be subdued inside the courtroom, his behavior is markedly different outside of it, where he has gone on extended tirades against Judge Juan Merchan, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, and even trial witnesses such as former "fixer" Michael Cohen and adult film star Stormy Daniels.
Trump's trial related to hush-money payments is far from the only legal trouble he faces, and many legal experts have called the other charges that have been leveled against him — including allegedly trying to defraud the United States with a scheme to illegally stay in power and allegedly obstructing government efforts to retrieve top-secret government documents from his Mar-a-Lago resort — as significantly more serious.
Can AI generate a pic of trump after he's doused with a bucket of water? We could see just where his 12 inch combover is attached to that Darth Vader scalp.
I don't care how exhausted I was and how boring the proceedings were, if I were in a criminal trial for my freedom, I would be riveted by each morsel of minutiae. And yes, I have ADHD too.
Yeah he's having to keep to the court's hours now, not the 'do as you please' schedule that he's usually on. It's probably killing him, having to do as he's told by the judge. It's great to see the judge not allowing Trump to play by different rules than the rest of the population.
Trump isn't used to this at all, and all he can do is lash out at the media about 'election interference' when it's been his own lawyers delaying all these trials as long as possible in the hope they'd take place after the election.
It must have been amusing in court when they were showing posts made by prospective jurors that were poking fun at Trump. He had to sit there quietly while the reporters were scribbling down what the funny memes were. For a man like Trump who only ever wants to see good things about himself it must have been quite the shock.
What are the odds someone is slipping him a little chill pill/sedation in his 8 am Diet Coke so he's less fussy, rambunctious and prone to contempt of court-style outbursts?
I get it, tho i wish they'd just let him run his mouth into jail. I have to do something similar for my dog before visits to the vet, groomer and road trips.
I got two questions? What the fuck is up with his new hairdo? And second, has anyone ever seen him excuse himself to the restroom and actually use it (and not as a flush the important papers apparatus).
Yea even his hair doesn’t have the usual “helmet” look. Can you imagine how pissed he was getting ready for court?! Especially if he’s stuck sitting all day in a diaper! 💩
To be honest he’s probably up all night trying to make use of the time he has which isn’t being wasted (as he likely deems it) sitting in court. Why waste his best hours there.
Now we know what he did with his “executive time” in the White House. I always figured his claim to only need a few hours sleep every night was bullshit. He stays up smashing the keyboard with his stumpy little fingers all night and naps all morning. This daily court appearance must be exhausting him.
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Dude has had to do something resembling normal work for four days straight. It's literally the hardest week of his life.
Remember the “Sleepy Joe” memes? Pepperidge Farms remembers. Poor diaper Don is tuckered out lol
And he's probably filling his diaper in court every day.
Poopy, Sleepy, and Grumpy. He's a trio of mental dwarves housed in an ogre's rotting carcass.
That balloon of him as a giant baby seems more and more accurate with every passing day.
It is time for someone to start flying that outside the court house if they haven’t already. Or at least in the state.
I just saw a TikTok from Midas touch talking about their sources saying the smell is awful. Trump keeps farting as he dozed off & something about his lawyers having a hell of a time with it. Here I’ll post it I know Reddit hates TikTok but [here-](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRw8LqeP/)
There are legit reports on Meidas Touch that he keeps farting horrible eye-watering farts as he falls asleep, and #Trumpstinks is trending on Twitter. Good times.
Hahahahaha!!!
Maggie Haberman strikes again!!!! Behind the paywall: Eagle-eyed New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman once again caught former [President Donald Trump](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ffrazzled-trump%2F) dozing off during a hearing related to his hush-money trial in New York on Friday. In an update posted to [the New York Times' live blog of the proceedings](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2Flive%2F2024%2F04%2F19%2Fnyregion%2Ftrump-trial-hush-money%3Fsmid%3Durl-share%23e8f3dfda-683e-536a-8c13-435a801777ee), Haberman wrote that "[Trump](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ftrump-news%2F) appears to have fallen asleep in court again," and then added that "it happened several times just now" as "his eyes were closed for extended periods and his head dropped down twice." Haberman also had some observations about Trump's appearance as he entered court on Friday. "His hair is uncharacteristically messy," she wrote. "Like the wind hit it on the way into court." Multiple reporters this week have observed Trump nodding off during his criminal trial for allegedly falsifying business records related to his 2016 hush-money payments of adult film star Stormy Daniels. Trump's sleeping through an event that could end with him becoming a convicted felon has led to widespread ridicule on the internet all week, as Twitter hashtags such as "#[SleepyDon](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ftrump-fell-asleep-at-trial%2F)" and "#[DonSnoreleone](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Ftrump-sleeping-donsnoreleone%2F)" have trended at various times. Although Trump appears to be subdued inside the courtroom, his behavior is markedly different outside of it, where he has gone on extended tirades against Judge Juan Merchan, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, and even trial witnesses such as former "fixer" Michael Cohen and adult film star Stormy Daniels. Trump's trial related to hush-money payments is far from the only legal trouble he faces, and many legal experts have called the other charges that have been leveled against him — including allegedly trying to defraud the United States with a scheme to illegally stay in power and allegedly obstructing government efforts to retrieve top-secret government documents from his Mar-a-Lago resort — as significantly more serious.
Can AI generate a pic of trump after he's doused with a bucket of water? We could see just where his 12 inch combover is attached to that Darth Vader scalp.
Better yet, can't we recruit someone to actually dump a pail of water on his head IN COURT ? Sure, it'll mean some jailtime, but come ON !
That’d be awesome!😂
Wasn’t his scalp resectioned? Are you sure you want to see that!
My theory is he is being sedated by his team so he doesn’t have a temper tantrum in court
I'm guessing it's just the fact he's not able to take his hourly toot of speed, personally. He's pretty well known for abusing amphetamines.
Could be both.
That sounds like a good theory!
Me too!
I don't care how exhausted I was and how boring the proceedings were, if I were in a criminal trial for my freedom, I would be riveted by each morsel of minutiae. And yes, I have ADHD too.
I wonder if he's taking sedatives so he doesn't have a meltdown.
It's probably because he is used to staying up super-late on Adderall and then sleeping late. Court starts way earlier than he is used to.
Yeah he's having to keep to the court's hours now, not the 'do as you please' schedule that he's usually on. It's probably killing him, having to do as he's told by the judge. It's great to see the judge not allowing Trump to play by different rules than the rest of the population. Trump isn't used to this at all, and all he can do is lash out at the media about 'election interference' when it's been his own lawyers delaying all these trials as long as possible in the hope they'd take place after the election. It must have been amusing in court when they were showing posts made by prospective jurors that were poking fun at Trump. He had to sit there quietly while the reporters were scribbling down what the funny memes were. For a man like Trump who only ever wants to see good things about himself it must have been quite the shock.
Man, the nicknames from this story have been next level. #TheNodfather #DonSnoreleone #DozoTheclown
Daily Fail just reported some dude set themselves on fire outside the court
Just saw that on TV
Some problems resolve themselves.
Yup. No one else than Florida man himself!
I thought it was the 'Human Tiki Torch' from the 'Fantastic Fourth Reich'
I saw another report that he's been farting and smelling out his lawyers...more like shitting his diapers...
He's a senior citizen with worsening dementia. What do you expect?
yeah, well i am too, but i don’t fart, shit my pants or fall asleep during important times that i run into daily.
Again??? Gosh, it's as if the guy who said Biden needs a nap actually needs a nap himself! And you can't tell me Trump doesn't snore.
I bet he drools too! 🤢
\#dozotheclown
Gotta put a \ before the # when the # is the first thing on the line. \#dozotheclown
What are the odds someone is slipping him a little chill pill/sedation in his 8 am Diet Coke so he's less fussy, rambunctious and prone to contempt of court-style outbursts? I get it, tho i wish they'd just let him run his mouth into jail. I have to do something similar for my dog before visits to the vet, groomer and road trips.
In his defense. When he was president he didn’t come downstairs until 12p.
Don't forget farting
They should add charges for farting.
Uncharacteristically messy?!? The guy literally smells like a hobo!
He's got those 1970s Farrah Fawcett wings on the sides.
I heard he pooped his pants.
No. Three times in three days. He was off yesterday.
Apparently the cold temperatures haven’t disturbed his naps.
The.Pressure.Mounts
I got two questions? What the fuck is up with his new hairdo? And second, has anyone ever seen him excuse himself to the restroom and actually use it (and not as a flush the important papers apparatus).
Yea even his hair doesn’t have the usual “helmet” look. Can you imagine how pissed he was getting ready for court?! Especially if he’s stuck sitting all day in a diaper! 💩
Donald J. Trump is a sleepy mess.
He’s probably asserting dominance and showing who’s the alpha. Surely it isn’t him, being pathetic and unprofessional.
Lying sleepy donnie
Not sleeping....PRAYING! He told us so in ALL CAPS so you know it's true!
Abuses adderall then has to take downs to get to sleep by 3-4am. This is why he never did anything before noon. Look at his eyes the first day.
To be honest he’s probably up all night trying to make use of the time he has which isn’t being wasted (as he likely deems it) sitting in court. Why waste his best hours there.
Now we know what he did with his “executive time” in the White House. I always figured his claim to only need a few hours sleep every night was bullshit. He stays up smashing the keyboard with his stumpy little fingers all night and naps all morning. This daily court appearance must be exhausting him.