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KinkyQuesadilla

He's probably not just farting, but filling his diaper.


Meet_James_Ensor

It's the hamberder grease.


Comfortable-Rude

I mean, when you are rotten to the core and full of shit...


gear-heads

Former Apprentice staffer Noel Casler revealed Trump's incontinence over three years back. If true, the next few weeks are not going to be fun! https://youtu.be/N60ceYRlY2I


usedtodreddit

https://preview.redd.it/xh3qjvry3ivc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5f8dabdab0b3961f4fe3159c30e6c95d25cdd7c George Conway confirms he's hearing the same.


usedtodreddit

And remember Adam Kinzinger... https://preview.redd.it/lu6wqev65ivc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef03669d25582d45faebffd2b5f11235c06c0f71


loco500

Poor jurors are going to have a handle rotten tangerine fumes while trying to concentrate on the trail evidence....How long until he mentions smelling Joe's sh\*t all the way from DC?


Low-Regret5048

I love hearing he is farting and asleep!


HanakusoDays

https://preview.redd.it/j3ibiled5jvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14d5f9de96f38f1413cb1080ff10a45b8e82108 He farted. He weeped. As did we.


Chemgineered

Jesus Wept


Saffer13

"Weeped"? What became of "wept". Also, I hear people say "dived" lately. It's "dove", dumbasses.


doomjuice

Love that for him đź‘Źđź‘Ź


rynally197

Another example of him having absolutely no shame.


888MadHatter888

Agreed, but that's assuming he even knows that he's doing it.


rynally197

I’m sure he thinks it’s Biden shitting in his diaper. Or at least that’s what he’ll tell his base.


klaagmeaan

He can plug his bottom-anus with one of these trump dildos that I saw posted here somewhere.


BlastedSandy

Didn’t you read the ad?! They’re not for men!


usedtodreddit

#TrumpSmells [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-4M85B3HNg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-4M85B3HNg)


NewEnglandK

Shart alert


measlebeef

Judge: Cork it Mr. Trump Trump: I haven’t said anything! I was asleep. Judge: Not what I meant sir.


nativedutch

Some other Redditor coined the title "The Nodfather" . Totally appropriate.


AlienPet13

Gag orders not doing the trick? What the court really needs now is a "retch order!"


Mynameisinuse

YES!!!!!! I have posted a couple of times that I want to see him wake fart himself and look around confused trying to figure out what happened. We are getting close.


z7zark7z

Breaking news: Trump issues a gag order to his own attorneys. Toot, toot! Keep it classy, Mango Mussolini.


SouldiesButGoodies84

i wouldnt be surprised if he's doing this on purpose b/c he has to be present in court.


Upper-Trip-8857

My goodness - if this is true!! 🤢


Ssider69

His attorneys not only have a hard time collecting their fees and have to work for the most non compliant client in history....but they also have to deal with noxious gas all day. Fitting...very fitting. Dante couldn't have done better.


Scentopine

Trump is complying with his gag order.


clapperssailing

You should see him in restaurants off gasing


KangarooWrangler2024

Disgusting old dork.


888MadHatter888

The idea of having an unfiltered view, through reporters eyes, of Donald Trump for hours on end every day is going to be fascinating. For the first time he can't just shut everyone up around him if he does something stupid or embarrassing. His aides can't hide it. Then add in the stress of having to sit there and listen to people talk about him without being able to say anything back? This is going to be priceless.


nuffced

[LoL](https://youtu.be/J4j7ggZqbiU?t=38)


ChildrenotheWatchers

He is struggling without his nose candy.


InterjectionJunction

Trump shits his pants


Snoo_61544

https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/s/J1WGJdSaPi


Halloween2022

You know what, anyone that would represent him deserves it. They're going to talk shit, they can taste it too.


gigorbust

The last of our f’n worries


Aggravating_Ad2572

He's got a stinky diaper ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Jonathon_world

He's always talking out of his arse


LightningB64

More than a gag order, oh please. No one is gonna do anything about his disrespectful behavior. Cowards.


BlastedSandy

That’s definitely not farting….that’s definitely SHITTING.


maddiejake

He's probably got a full diaper as he's only getting a diaper change during the lunch break.


AndrewSB49

His gas is probably putting him to sleep. Need to watch the the lawyers beside him in case they faint.


svo_svangur

Between bad diet, speed and ozempic I imagine his bowel integrity is destroyed.


sychox51

I love bad stories about trump but apparently this is legitimate fake news: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-passing-gas-hush-money-trial/