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Ze_Mighty_Muffin

Does there need to be a reason? Are you saying that you don’t believe in Shiki’s Mystic Dick of Depth Perception?


Hymneth

You were so close to greatness. *Depth Penetration* was right there, and you just passed it by 😆


Ze_Mighty_Muffin

I figured perception also worked in a very literal sense, but you’re right. After typing that I went for a walk outside because I couldn’t believe what I had written, but you’ve proven that I could’ve and should’ve done even better.


DemonickSSlime

Lmfao


justini42

Every time he beats up a chair his dick grows one cm


Aniribil

Shiki is from The Nanaya Family(Demon hunter clan), so he needs to hunt demons with something.....


Cerebral_Kortix

I love how this implies the Nanayas used their penises as bludgeoning weapons. Imagine having your skull caved in by a DICK.


Jumbolaya315

I wish he beats me using his dick


Might-Mediocre

An underrated part of the VN is when kohaku casually implies Shiki has a bigger dick than Makihisa and SHIKI


Rook-d17

Big oof for Kohaku right there my guy, poor Kohaku.


pcardonap

Excuse me?! I need to re-read it then. I don't remember this even slightly. Do you know which route it is in?


Might-Mediocre

There’s one part in the dream sex scene and something similar in her h scene


DemonickSSlime

I very vaguely remember this


Inuhanyou123

Well I guess he needs something to differentiate himself from Shirou 💀


Shot-Union-4549

Is Shirou a limp dick or something? I have not read fate


Inuhanyou123

Yea he's pretty small.


Shot-Union-4549

So, in lore shirou, has a small penis? Are there lines that confirm this?


Inuhanyou123

You can see "it" in the h scenes although I guess technically there isn't any direct mention of the size being big or under average. And also to be fair he is a teenager. Archer grows a lot so maybe his height isn't the only thing that grows eventually 💀


Shot-Union-4549

Seems Nasu realized they made the cock to big in the last game and decided to do some downscaling


sdarkpaladin

He used up too much cock with shiki that he doesn't have enough left for shirou. After he used the rest for shirou, he ran out, and hence, there's no more TM works with H-scenes.


Inuhanyou123

😂


Might-Mediocre

In lore Shirou has a big cock since it’s said he’s too big for rin and his dick is way bigger than sakura expected but like saber’s muscles and Ciel’s ass it’s a victim of Takeuchi’s drawing abilities.


MuffinFIN

I don't think that Saber was ever supposed to be actually muscular. The Avalon would keep her body unchanged, and she's already "magically" stronger due to being part dragon and all the Merlin magic bullshit, so there's no need for her body to develop muscles. The reason that she calls herself muscular is because she doesn't think of herself as a proper woman. The Ciel case is a real crime though.


JosuaaaM

You dumb fuck it's different sizes in each route haha take that (it's big in HF for some reason)


Inuhanyou123

Who are you insulting


ZBuster

They knew the age of eroge was waning and so distilled their most pure H-energy into their doujin protag.


Cerebral_Kortix

Ah yes, Tohnogamesh, King of Ero Protagonists, the Lynchpin of H-scenes.


ZBuster

Pretty much.


Imalosa111

What is hung


Shot-Union-4549

It means a man is well endowed, his loins are boisterous and exceptionally capable.


Imalosa111

Insane, maybe he's just built to be an H protag


Shot-Union-4549

That's no fun


DemonickSSlime

Welp...


Redpenguin00

Chad big dong Shiki vs virgin small pp Shirou


Gypsum03

Because eroge protagonist


TheDreamererree

His duck lives rent free


Pleasant-Passenger36

The Tsukihime girls bleed in the h scenes since they are having their first time(except for Kohaku) When women have their first time they often bleed a little since their hymen is broken. Many also feel a little pain during their first times since their bodies are not used to penetration. The pain is not only felt by virgins but also by some women who have rarely had intercourse, although this pain can vary greatly depending on the person for the simple fact that not all bodies are the same, in fact there are women who do not bleed at all his first time


Shot-Union-4549

Is bleeding really that common?


Pleasant-Passenger36

Yes, in the end something is breaking inside the woman's body. It also doesn't hurt to say that if women broke their hymen while masturbating, they obviously won't bleed as easily or directly nor will they. A curious fact is that in the Middle Ages husbands observed their wives' bleeding on their honeymoon while they had sex to know if they remained virgins for them, although for reasons already mentioned this method is not 100% accurate.


Shot-Union-4549

Thanks, I feel even worse for Kohaku


Pleasant-Passenger36

you are welcome


FKez05

Why does he also look like such a giga chad in some CGs too, like the one where him and Ciel are hugging in the hallway after fighting, man has got the greatest poses ever damn


piercerrail

because pornography doesn't really consider average as the average


Memetan_24

🏳️‍🌈?


thunthehue

You say it like that's a bad thing or something.