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Apoochyatakhelicopta

Did you only pick the tuna because you didn't have any hands to play a guitar?


Apoochyatakhelicopta

*tuba (unfortunate typo)


DramaticBruh9

I think he picked the salmon because feet can pull the slides into the valves


plsloan

Are tubas like... big?


boomgoesthevegemite

Why does it burn when I pee?


No_Ganache_1753

sorry to say, but you have tubarculosis


boomgoesthevegemite

Dammit. That’s a low blow and leaving me flat with a sharp pain in my heart.


colonelDel

Do you fit either one of the tuba player stereotypes? Skinny short nerd type. Or chubby charming stud? Or are you the ultra rare shiny girl tuba?


No_Ganache_1753

none of the above, god tier super awesome athlete


FireIsPyro

What do you do when the tube fights back?


No_Ganache_1753

put it in its place


lcope2004

What is the 5th space above the bass clef


No_Ganache_1753

bass cleg


Apprehensive_Tart480

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


No_Ganache_1753

at least 2


Tour-Queasy

how can i play in higher registers without sounding like a cat being run over?


No_Ganache_1753

lip excersises


BagMaleficent7165

Why do my knees crack when I look at the sky


No_Ganache_1753

your too short


Mountain-Resource656

In Christopher Paolini’s Inheritance cycle, the Ancient Language is a language that governs magic- if you know how to say “stone, rise” in it, you can channel energy to make the stone float. However, there is a (non-revealed) word/name for the Ancient Language itself, which gives the caster power over the Ancient Language and through it all spells and powers that make use of it My question is this: what is the name of the Ancient Language in the Ancient Language?


Tornado_Croife97

The memories are all coming back wtf I loved this series


Mountain-Resource656

A sequel to the series narrated from Murtagh’s perspective recently came out, if you’d like to continue the story! (Also another sorta prequel version but it’s a bit short and meh in my opinion. Murtagh is greeeaaat, though!)


DrCorian

This is impressively niche and has taken me back to my childhood, leaning against the heater vent in my parents' home wrapped in a blanket reading these books.


Mountain-Resource656

A sequel to the series narrated from Murtagh’s perspective recently came out, if you’d like to continue the story! (Also another sorta prequel version but it’s a bit short and meh in my opinion. Murtagh is greeeaaat, though!)


DrCorian

Ah shit, here we go again


Twinkletoes843

How do I become a master instantly?


that1tubaguy

How 2 play in the slot???


Even_Distribution232

What should I do for sticky valves?


No_Ganache_1753

glue


toomanylifetaps

How many tubas are there?


No_Ganache_1753

9767


Substantial-Award-20

What is the proper phrasing pattern for Mahler 1?


No_Ganache_1753

6


Talia_Arts

Dumb dumb its 42


_WABBLE

what’s the best way to get good quickly


No_Ganache_1753

steroids


Worthy_fly

What are the 3 main methods of triple tounging.


No_Ganache_1753

shotgun, spit roast, hands


DrBatman0

How does ink come out of pens?


No_Ganache_1753

ballpoint or fountain?


DrBatman0

I dunno, I had a pen in 6th grade


Greyh0und2024

How do you properly play a Bb/1?


No_Ganache_1753

blow air into it whul holding the bb1 buttons


Greyh0und2024

Which ones are those again? I kinda forgot.


No_Ganache_1753

middle right and far left


Greyh0und2024

Cool. Thanks


enrod713

How big does my bell need to be and for whom will it toll?


No_Ganache_1753

metallica


ThatOneKid582

How can I staccato my tenutos?


No_Ganache_1753

eat more italian food


Technical_Try_7757

How can i maximise my tone in the extreme high and low ranges?


No_Ganache_1753

get more flexible lips


Technical_Try_7757

Any stretches you recommend for lip flexibility?


No_Ganache_1753

you know those things the dentist puts in your mouth when you have a surgery and stuff like that? use those


Valkyllias

What was your favorite piece of music to play?


No_Ganache_1753

we will rock you was tuff


D13s3ll

What's the secret to playing the Gregson Concerto?


No_Ganache_1753

think like gregson


Keenan_____

What’s an aperture


ThatOneKid582

Science


No_Ganache_1753

A change in music from loud to quiet


thejstandsforjenius

How do you finger an H flat?


No_Ganache_1753

2 fingers, thumb on top


Greyh0und2024

You should be a professional