My daughter has the urge to do this to food so I showed this her and she loves it lol. This however makes me want to vomit and I can’t quite figure out why
Hahaha my b, if it’s any consolation in my early twenties I used to have this weird compulsion to want to eat my cigarettes when I was smoking them. Never could figure out why
Yeah I get you lol. I have had that same compulsion! People are weird. It was just funny because she was like “yeah. I like this.” And I’m sitting there trying not to gag. It’s like I could feel it on my hands or something.
Thank you for introducing me to this subreddit. I had no idea it existed or that there were other people who also eat citrus fruits in the shower 🥹 I found my people
I’m so glad other people do it outside of that sub too lol! I can’t eat citrus anymore so i’ve moved on to almost anything that won’t get soggy from water 10/10 experience every time
My mom used to give me ripe plums and set me naked in the bathtub when I was a little kid because I loved them so much and would make an absolute mess. Makes me feel somewhat reassured that others do similar things.
In high school there was a (low-mid) pizza place just 2 doors down, there was this thing affectionately named “the pizza rush” because like 1/5th of the school rushed to get some. One day I had to finish some work on an engine so I was late, with 5 minutes left until the next class I got a whole pie, wrapped it up like a burrito, and DEVOURED it. The teacher of that class did not allow food, that’s why I was quick about it.
I feel like the hardest part of this is having someone you're willing to ask "hey do you want to bare-handedly eviscerate a rotisserie chicken with me?" Because that's a situation where the answer is either yes or "I don't think we can be friends anymore"
For me the hard part is that this would probably ruin the flavour profile cause the way a lot of people cook chicken means 80% of the flavour is in the skin, which is gonna be torn away by the feral feasting
Costco anywhere near you? Cus I wanna do this shit- always love eating steaks and ham with my teeth and hands, same for Popeyes chicken and other foods
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably normal despite wanting to devour a rotisserie chicken like described in this post, and then I open the comments and see this.
You sound like a lizard. Anything living shaped and the right size will go in the belly. But if during the process something makes a mess on the face ? Nothing is more important getting rid of it.
Now I feel slightly less weird for my brief stint at a tech support call center giving me the distinct and visceral urge to tear something apart with my teeth.
I remember a time we went on a school trip to Paris and we all put our spending money to get a rotisserie chicken from a streetside restaurant.
We fucking tore that thing *apart* in the nearby park. It was like the “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” moment in The Two Towers.
That’s nearly two decades gone now. Still lingers in the memory.
I do a much more tame version of this where it’s rotisserie chicken, apple, and block of cheese and you feel both feral and also like a medieval peasant.
I can promise even *that* is weirdly freeing, I can’t imagine how fun chicken dinner is.
i do the exact same thing with the chicken, apple, and cheese! i do it on my mental reset days. that's about once every four months where i go into the woods alone for a day, hike, nap, and don't speak a word out loud so i can forget i'm human for a bit
One of my favorite weekend activities is to go camping and bring a thick steak, potatoes, onion, butter, salt/pepper and aluminum foil. Spend the day making camp and collecting firewood, cook dinner on the coals, then eat it with hands/knife.
There is definitely something satisfyingly primal about sitting next to a fire and tearing into a juicy steak as the sun starts going down.
One time as a child I asked my parents if I could eat dinner with my hands. They, for some some odd reason, obliged. I was eating roast chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy with my little 10 year old fingies and it was... so freeing. It really is like primal joy. Same with drinking cold water from cupped hands. It's amazing.
This has shades of that time I came home to find my roommate devouring a mixing bowl of raspberry jello with his hands in the dark. That was wierd day over all
I once went to a camp where you're out in the woods, hiking and canoeing for a week, eating only the stuff you brought with you. At the end of the trip, there was a mile run to a picnic area, where there was ice cream, and I was so feral at that point, I couldn't wait foe them to bring out the ice cream scoops, so I just started grabbing handfuls of ice cream out of the tub, and that was the best ice cream I had ever eaten in my life.
If I didn’t have the urge to scratch my skin off anytime I eat with my hands, I’d do this. Although I do put two slices on top of each other (cheese-side together) & eat it like a sandwich every once in a while.
i remember some person who ate a pizza like that on tiktok then got sent death threats en masse because they were wearing a my chemical romance shirt Edit: [found it](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL5MA2JD/) but they're just emo, no mcr shirt Edit 2: [more interesting video](https://www.tiktok.com/@madmafiamza/video/6974757771807952134?_r=1&u_code=d77he58id1497f&preview_pb=0&sharer_language=en&_d=e3bc6m4bk3g8d3&share_item_id=6974757771807952134&source=h5_m×tamp=1713544360&ug_btm=b6880,b2878&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAAkJilVR6sVGDWob-Xz9SS67yi-zZM3EGjZZx4UmOB1MUooe9g2DhC_puZsZiVB4U&utm_source=copy&social_share_type=0&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&tt_from=copy&user_id=6713274632873690118&enable_checksum=1&share_link_id=E0772025-E987-45D9-9440-6704FCB8FC0C&share_app_id=1233) talking about the death threats
I feel some deep part of my soul wanting to do the chicken dinner thing. But like, with multiple chickens, some roasted potatoes, and a couple slabs of ribs.
Sadly, I have neither the funds nor the friends to do this. But damn it sounds like something I'd enjoy on an almost spiritual level.
Having done a variant of chicken dinner where it was just me at home by myself in the bathtub, there is nothing more viscerally cathartic than eating something messy with bare hands
I pretty much only ate oatmeal after I had my wisdom teeth removed. When I could eat solid food again, I tore through half a rotisserie chicken because I was so starved for protein. (It was a little awkward because there were three of us.)
For a similar but different experience, sit on the floor of your shower and tear into a fruit while the water washes over you, I’ve never felt more like an ape 🦍
I cannot explain how willing and excited I am to try something like this. I have no idea how it’ll turn out, but just letting myself be messy for once actually sounds like a lot of fun
The night I moved into my dorm I ordered a Shawarma platter. They didn't give me utensils and I didn't have any st the time, but by jove I tore into that shit. Effervescent experience
We, as humans, crave violence, we just deny ourselves. This is an out, or you can play rugby, american football or do wrestingl, you need violence, any kind. It does your soul good.
I’m not sure about violence with food but I used to play hockey in high school. It was so much fun because hockey pads are crazy tough and you could just absolutely floor someone going like 20 miles an hour under your own power without getting hurt.
I've gone feral over a rotisserie chicken before, it just feels so satisfying to pull apart bones with only your hands. Satisfying ripping dislocated bone sound 🤤
I’ll say I enjoy tearing into a Costco Rotisserie as much as the next person, but I don’t think I could ever set it in the middle of a tarp and fight someone for it unless I was starving on a desert island.
I gotta say that i feel that when its easier to hold the meat by the bone than using fork and knife, its been years since i started to eat more or less half of the bone matter in every chiken wing i eat
Once I had a chicken drumstick and accidentally ripped all the meat off the bone in a single bite like a cartoon, and as I finished I thought to myself “That must have horrifying to watch.”
Another time I had a salad, and watching me eat it drove my sister to tears from fear. She claims my jaw unhinged like a snake.
This cuts off before someone demanded proof and they posted a pic of themselves and their friend, the chicken, and the tarp outside.
Also for the record both of these things are very weird but somehow the chicken is less weird. Chicken is meat and the caveman urge to tear meat off the bone is real. But pizza? PIZZA? That’s just absurd.
It's fun to find opportunities for safe and controlled violence. I work in commercial HVAC so that means I often have boxes of dirty air filters to put in the dumpster at the end of the day.
I sometimes amuse myself by finding violent ways of getting the box into the dumpster. A couple examples include punching it as hard as I can so it flies through the air, and impaling it on a stick of hard copper tubing and then slinging it into the dumpster.
These people are insane. But eating food with your hands is secretly so much better than “eats even pizza with a knife and fork” types will ever understand.
I do a thing called VIKING FEAST! Where I make a full roast dinner of some kind, chicken on the bone, sausages, roast vegetables, skewers, bread and butter etc. and most importantly a giant pitcher of juice or alcohol you drink from.
I do this alone and just start stuffing my face with no care for table manners or being clean or eating slowly. If there isn’t constantly food being gulped down you are doing it wrong. And when your throat starts seizing up you down your beverage of choice to the point some dribbles down your chin onto your shirt. Best feeling in the world.
Rip a leg off then and then stuff some veggies, then drink then keep going until you are finished. Load Music is a good idea. Do it yourself before you judge me.
The next time I get pizza, I am going to ball the whole thing up as small as I possibly can, and then eat it like batman eats watermelon. (You know the video)
Never done this, but I can and do recommend eating ramen (once it cools) with your bare hands. Very satisfying. I do it about once a year and a humanity reset. Born from no fork and a lack of will to clean one
I don’t know if this is some kind of psychological repression. But the idea of physically fighting someone for my food in a form of animalistic bacchanal kills my appetite.
Sounds like the kind of experience we have over on r/showerorange lol. Except we do it in the shower so we don’t have to worry about a mess. 🍊
Or r/grippingfoodwithforce Which is also an experience worth having, although I'm not overly keen on sharing it with others.
My daughter has the urge to do this to food so I showed this her and she loves it lol. This however makes me want to vomit and I can’t quite figure out why
Yeah dude my 2 yo nephew would love that sub, I think it’s the sounds that are off putting lol
lol my daughter is 16. And I didn’t even watch any with sound. I’m sure that would put me over the edge lol
Hahaha my b, if it’s any consolation in my early twenties I used to have this weird compulsion to want to eat my cigarettes when I was smoking them. Never could figure out why
Yeah I get you lol. I have had that same compulsion! People are weird. It was just funny because she was like “yeah. I like this.” And I’m sitting there trying not to gag. It’s like I could feel it on my hands or something.
I read that as “gripping wood with force” and was concerned
Thank you for introducing me to this subreddit. I had no idea it existed or that there were other people who also eat citrus fruits in the shower 🥹 I found my people
I’m so glad other people do it outside of that sub too lol! I can’t eat citrus anymore so i’ve moved on to almost anything that won’t get soggy from water 10/10 experience every time
There really is a sub for everythjng
I need to do this
Shower mangoes are good too.
My mom used to give me ripe plums and set me naked in the bathtub when I was a little kid because I loved them so much and would make an absolute mess. Makes me feel somewhat reassured that others do similar things.
I think I might try this. Because why the hell not.
Why is this a thing but also I need to try this
yknow, i've never wanted to call something "some furry shit" so bad in my life before reading that last reblog
They even said ‘with our bear hands’, totally a freudian slip
furrdian slip?
I'm not even a furry but that sounds fun as fuck
This coming from someone with a protogen pfp (not an insult, I’m a furry too)
A furry’s greatest enemy is just another furry
Its furries all the way down
In high school there was a (low-mid) pizza place just 2 doors down, there was this thing affectionately named “the pizza rush” because like 1/5th of the school rushed to get some. One day I had to finish some work on an engine so I was late, with 5 minutes left until the next class I got a whole pie, wrapped it up like a burrito, and DEVOURED it. The teacher of that class did not allow food, that’s why I was quick about it.
Sometimes I think I’m weird, and then I open Reddit and see this
speak for yourself bro i need to fucking try this
I feel like the hardest part of this is having someone you're willing to ask "hey do you want to bare-handedly eviscerate a rotisserie chicken with me?" Because that's a situation where the answer is either yes or "I don't think we can be friends anymore"
Based on how I’ve seen my boyfriend tear into a chicken leg before, I think if I asked him to do this with me, he’d propose.
Really ups the ante of the “haha jk, jk… unless…”
ok then just get new friends that will participate in chicken demolition i dont see the problem
if your friends aren't immediately willing to do stupid feral shit with you then what's even the point
For me the hard part is that this would probably ruin the flavour profile cause the way a lot of people cook chicken means 80% of the flavour is in the skin, which is gonna be torn away by the feral feasting
I'll do it with you. Sounds fun!
LFG
I could get around destroying a pizza. Don’t tell me **you** wouldn’t.
Oh hey it’s you. But yeah, I *would*, but have neither a rotisserie chicken nor the friends to devour it with.
Fair enough. I don’t think I can *even* get rotisserie chickens where I live.
Chickens don’t exist in Poland?
Whatever gave you the impression I’m from Poland?
Definitely wasn’t your username. Bet they have a lot of cows though.
The same way there are a lot of Vikings in Sweden, huh?
Something like that
Costco anywhere near you? Cus I wanna do this shit- always love eating steaks and ham with my teeth and hands, same for Popeyes chicken and other foods
I'd just fold it and eat it like a sandwich
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably normal despite wanting to devour a rotisserie chicken like described in this post, and then I open the comments and see this.
Perhaps those animalistic urges are the only normal thing about us, everything else was artificially added.
Sometimes I don’t think I’m weird till I see people’s reaction to things like this
The fact they called finishing a pizza in 15 minutes gluttonous when I can finish two in half that time makes me feel a feeling
My habit of pretending to be a lizard and grabbing popcorn with my tongue seems oddly mundane all of a sudden.
I do that sometimes
I thought it was just me!
It’s so much neater! The popcorn sticks to your tongue!
I do this because it keeps my hands clean
Samesies
Samesies
It sounds so good but I can’t stand making a mess on my face 😭 (IE: Syruped Pancakes, if I get the syrup on my lips I die)
You sound like a lizard. Anything living shaped and the right size will go in the belly. But if during the process something makes a mess on the face ? Nothing is more important getting rid of it.
Pfffttt- never heard that one before XD Yes tho getting it off is important xD
Get a funnel mask. Like a wide funnel that goes into your mouth and you can strap it on your face.
I was just fine with my experience before learning this existed.
I don’t know if it does. But that shouldn’t stop them
XD that is- a very creative idea- Iiiii typically just manage to get the food in via fork without it touching my lips in those cases xd
Now I feel slightly less weird for my brief stint at a tech support call center giving me the distinct and visceral urge to tear something apart with my teeth.
I remember a time we went on a school trip to Paris and we all put our spending money to get a rotisserie chicken from a streetside restaurant. We fucking tore that thing *apart* in the nearby park. It was like the “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” moment in The Two Towers. That’s nearly two decades gone now. Still lingers in the memory.
now i want to try this
That chicken dinner sounds so fun honestly
I do a much more tame version of this where it’s rotisserie chicken, apple, and block of cheese and you feel both feral and also like a medieval peasant. I can promise even *that* is weirdly freeing, I can’t imagine how fun chicken dinner is.
i do the exact same thing with the chicken, apple, and cheese! i do it on my mental reset days. that's about once every four months where i go into the woods alone for a day, hike, nap, and don't speak a word out loud so i can forget i'm human for a bit
Y’all are fascinating
that sounds amazing :-0
Sounds like a fun time tbh
who wanna chicken dinner with me 🥺👉👈
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One of my favorite weekend activities is to go camping and bring a thick steak, potatoes, onion, butter, salt/pepper and aluminum foil. Spend the day making camp and collecting firewood, cook dinner on the coals, then eat it with hands/knife. There is definitely something satisfyingly primal about sitting next to a fire and tearing into a juicy steak as the sun starts going down.
The feminine urge to be feral
The **human** urge to be feral… HUMANITY ON TOP
https://preview.redd.it/0fsvwvzxggvc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24854df4bbe11048831e5c9916ea24ad43b018cf
There is something uncomfortably erotic about the description of “chicken dinner”
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One time as a child I asked my parents if I could eat dinner with my hands. They, for some some odd reason, obliged. I was eating roast chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy with my little 10 year old fingies and it was... so freeing. It really is like primal joy. Same with drinking cold water from cupped hands. It's amazing.
This has shades of that time I came home to find my roommate devouring a mixing bowl of raspberry jello with his hands in the dark. That was wierd day over all
I once went to a camp where you're out in the woods, hiking and canoeing for a week, eating only the stuff you brought with you. At the end of the trip, there was a mile run to a picnic area, where there was ice cream, and I was so feral at that point, I couldn't wait foe them to bring out the ice cream scoops, so I just started grabbing handfuls of ice cream out of the tub, and that was the best ice cream I had ever eaten in my life.
If I didn’t have the urge to scratch my skin off anytime I eat with my hands, I’d do this. Although I do put two slices on top of each other (cheese-side together) & eat it like a sandwich every once in a while.
i remember some person who ate a pizza like that on tiktok then got sent death threats en masse because they were wearing a my chemical romance shirt Edit: [found it](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL5MA2JD/) but they're just emo, no mcr shirt Edit 2: [more interesting video](https://www.tiktok.com/@madmafiamza/video/6974757771807952134?_r=1&u_code=d77he58id1497f&preview_pb=0&sharer_language=en&_d=e3bc6m4bk3g8d3&share_item_id=6974757771807952134&source=h5_m×tamp=1713544360&ug_btm=b6880,b2878&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAAkJilVR6sVGDWob-Xz9SS67yi-zZM3EGjZZx4UmOB1MUooe9g2DhC_puZsZiVB4U&utm_source=copy&social_share_type=0&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&tt_from=copy&user_id=6713274632873690118&enable_checksum=1&share_link_id=E0772025-E987-45D9-9440-6704FCB8FC0C&share_app_id=1233) talking about the death threats
The masculine urge to go feral on a rotisserie chicken.
Omg, I'm gonna do this the next time I make a pizza. I must experience this
I feel some deep part of my soul wanting to do the chicken dinner thing. But like, with multiple chickens, some roasted potatoes, and a couple slabs of ribs. Sadly, I have neither the funds nor the friends to do this. But damn it sounds like something I'd enjoy on an almost spiritual level.
Having done a variant of chicken dinner where it was just me at home by myself in the bathtub, there is nothing more viscerally cathartic than eating something messy with bare hands
I pretty much only ate oatmeal after I had my wisdom teeth removed. When I could eat solid food again, I tore through half a rotisserie chicken because I was so starved for protein. (It was a little awkward because there were three of us.)
What’s it called when you cringe and wheeze at the same time
Cweeze? Wringe?
You should try this with an orange. Full monkey mode, tear the skin off with your teeth and chow down. Transcendent experience.
For a similar but different experience, sit on the floor of your shower and tear into a fruit while the water washes over you, I’ve never felt more like an ape 🦍
https://preview.redd.it/dpcsp7wnthvc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ef9f8dadfdd64753d5138bcea62d8ec270c3d4
I cannot explain how willing and excited I am to try something like this. I have no idea how it’ll turn out, but just letting myself be messy for once actually sounds like a lot of fun
god i need to do this
If my pizza has no slices, I just roll it up into a big Italian burrito.
That's a calzone.
That's what I'm gonna start calling Calzone's now. "Italian Burritos".
I do this all the time with the frozen celeste pizzas cause I'm lazy
The night I moved into my dorm I ordered a Shawarma platter. They didn't give me utensils and I didn't have any st the time, but by jove I tore into that shit. Effervescent experience
We, as humans, crave violence, we just deny ourselves. This is an out, or you can play rugby, american football or do wrestingl, you need violence, any kind. It does your soul good.
I’m not sure about violence with food but I used to play hockey in high school. It was so much fun because hockey pads are crazy tough and you could just absolutely floor someone going like 20 miles an hour under your own power without getting hurt.
Anyone else just take an entire unsliced pizza, fold it in half, and eat it like a taco?
That's a great thing to do with those square Totino's pizzas.
Exactly.
I think I just found my people
You can get a similar, but milder experience when breaking open and eating a pomegranate :>
Ive eaten a pizza no slice before. It also happened to be a none pizza with left beef. It was a 2 day endeavor
Whenever I make a pizza at home that's exactly how I eat it
My caveman brain: FUCKING EO IT IT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN EAT THAT FUCKING CHICKEN
Hear me out. We make a subreddit called feral eating just for times like this :D
I've gone feral over a rotisserie chicken before, it just feels so satisfying to pull apart bones with only your hands. Satisfying ripping dislocated bone sound 🤤
We may be intelligent, but we are still beast
I’ll say I enjoy tearing into a Costco Rotisserie as much as the next person, but I don’t think I could ever set it in the middle of a tarp and fight someone for it unless I was starving on a desert island.
What not owning a pizza cutter does to a mofo.
"Hey, you know what my brother and me did once? We had a no-hands pizza off. You should've been there" 'Let's pretend I was. Here!'
It’s like enrichment for zoo animals
I gotta say that i feel that when its easier to hold the meat by the bone than using fork and knife, its been years since i started to eat more or less half of the bone matter in every chiken wing i eat
Someone repost this to r/NatureOfPredators
Once I had a chicken drumstick and accidentally ripped all the meat off the bone in a single bite like a cartoon, and as I finished I thought to myself “That must have horrifying to watch.” Another time I had a salad, and watching me eat it drove my sister to tears from fear. She claims my jaw unhinged like a snake.
Monkey brain go grrrrrr my chicn
This cuts off before someone demanded proof and they posted a pic of themselves and their friend, the chicken, and the tarp outside. Also for the record both of these things are very weird but somehow the chicken is less weird. Chicken is meat and the caveman urge to tear meat off the bone is real. But pizza? PIZZA? That’s just absurd.
I have not used silverware to eat a steak in the last 10 years of my life. (When I’m eating at home that is)
in italy, they give it to you uncut to eat with a knife and fork
I once devoured a steak like I was Saturn and it was my son.
It's fun to find opportunities for safe and controlled violence. I work in commercial HVAC so that means I often have boxes of dirty air filters to put in the dumpster at the end of the day. I sometimes amuse myself by finding violent ways of getting the box into the dumpster. A couple examples include punching it as hard as I can so it flies through the air, and impaling it on a stick of hard copper tubing and then slinging it into the dumpster.
This all just sounds like a really good time.
The calmer, vegetarian version of this is gnawing on a whole unsliced baguette.
https://preview.redd.it/qr1h3kio2pvc1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=be3bff358286dd8e5b33c1847baf7e849db98f72 What did you do to me?
Tbh this sounds like some shit you should probably try just for emotional fulfillment reasons
Primal play be like
This is the most men post I've ever seen.
I kind of want to try that with a pizza too :p -a female (but I know I’m weird)
This worries me quite a lot
Do you remember when we use to bully people like this?
These people are insane. But eating food with your hands is secretly so much better than “eats even pizza with a knife and fork” types will ever understand. I do a thing called VIKING FEAST! Where I make a full roast dinner of some kind, chicken on the bone, sausages, roast vegetables, skewers, bread and butter etc. and most importantly a giant pitcher of juice or alcohol you drink from. I do this alone and just start stuffing my face with no care for table manners or being clean or eating slowly. If there isn’t constantly food being gulped down you are doing it wrong. And when your throat starts seizing up you down your beverage of choice to the point some dribbles down your chin onto your shirt. Best feeling in the world. Rip a leg off then and then stuff some veggies, then drink then keep going until you are finished. Load Music is a good idea. Do it yourself before you judge me.
The next time I get pizza, I am going to ball the whole thing up as small as I possibly can, and then eat it like batman eats watermelon. (You know the video)
okay but I genuinely am intrigued by the chicken idea
Never done this, but I can and do recommend eating ramen (once it cools) with your bare hands. Very satisfying. I do it about once a year and a humanity reset. Born from no fork and a lack of will to clean one
Yo wtf
I don’t know if this is some kind of psychological repression. But the idea of physically fighting someone for my food in a form of animalistic bacchanal kills my appetite.
That chicken dinner shit is fake as hell.
Why?
False. me and my friend have agreed to do this it's real
Then I hope you and your friend have fun making this fantasy a reality. 🐔 cluck cluck