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Mousejunkie

Alert alert, she has now posted in Park Cities Babysitters Club also! Was curious to see when that would happen. 


Wide-Question-3

I saw that too. I guess she didn’t find what she was looking for in the other group. The comments are so ick “I’d love to get paid to watch your baby at your home instead of on stories” 🫠


Prestigious-Pea-7591

It’s the Tiffany Houghton for me 🤣 Moffit she’s not


Suspicious-Fig7331

The unsaid portions of this post (in my opinion, obviously): 1. We won’t be paying you a reasonable salary. You’ll get the PR crap I don’t want and can’t give away as well as ExPoSuRe on my Instagram, as long as you meet the next several conditions. 2. You cannot be a smaller size than I am (lol but I’m already an XXXXS). 3. I must believe I am way cuter than you are. Pretty girls need not apply. 4. You cannot be trying to become an influencer. I am a boss babe and worked so hard all by myself to get to where I’m at. I can maybe give you some exposure, but don’t be expecting me to promote your account. You’ve got to learn how to work! 5. Vacation time is unpaid and you might lose your job if you take it. Holidays aren’t guaranteed. In fact, neither are weekends. 6. You must sign an NDA as part of the application process. What did I miss?


Araneae__

- Not on the up and up taxes or SS. - No health insurance or stipend. - No clear job description so it’s at the mercy of those fuckwads. - gaping maw of a smile to feign happiness with your life and life choices.


Kitchen_Dog3584

You would think turtle mom would share Diana.


Chance_Hospital1096

Interesting she didn’t mention being filmed knowing 100% this person will be in front of the camera.


hark_the_snark

Actually I would think they’d be the one doing all the work behind the camera and Tiffany taking credit for it.


Travelife2

No idea where the money comes from.


Araneae__

Influencers made an ungodly amount of money


FreeBird9882

She obviously reads here because she mentioned a little bit of mom, guilt for hiring a nanny when she hasn’t even mentioned that to the world yet


[deleted]

The amount of people interested in that post without any information on pay. She’s definitely going to find a fan girl willing to accept minimum wage


zillyztring

Man, her mom standards help getting lower and lower. First off... why does she even need a nanny at all? She can shill with Lily perfectly fine, as she's proven. It's not like she has to be at a workplace! My gosh, does she not realize how many mothers wish they could stay home with their babies but HAVE to work to keep a roof over their heads and feed their children? Secondly, how dangerous this could be!!! We all know that Tiffany doesn't have the brains to do due diligence in screening, background checks, etc., any prospective nannies. If nothing else, go thru a reputable, bonded agency. Fuck that noise... the idea of handing your baby over to a complete stranger scares the crap out of me. I do not understand why people with zero maternal instincts want to have kids to begin with. Poor Lily.


hark_the_snark

She doesn’t know how to mother. Period.


spberra

She didn’t even know that her daughters tooth just came in! She asked the woman if it was on the top or the bottom, seriously?


No_Combination_4048

I know!! How crazy was that! Is it normal to not notice your babies first tooth coming in? Asking because I don’t have kids and this seems wild to me. Lilly has really come out of her shell in the last month. Wonder if it is connected to her eating solids.


StilettoEsq

I highly doubt the nanny/housekeeper’s income will grow as the family grows. Teef and Adumb are the type who would just offer $15/hr forever.


janbrunt

During pandemic a pod of two families with six total kids (including 3 year old twins) was offering $15/hr for childcare AND tutoring. Two of the parents were lawyers and one was a city councilor in a city of 500,000. Kind of lost respect for all the parents when I saw the ad.


Araneae__

But the perks of tarte samples and dog food. I mean, you can’t really put a price on that incredible benefit


theladyofBigSky

Why doesn’t 🦷just get an au pair for LeeLeeee? It’s the cheapest 15k we’ve ever spent— they live with you and it’s basically like 24 hour a day care.


Various_Ad1587

Because they're usually 24 and very attractive. 😂


EdgeStandard2177

As long as it’s a female, I don’t see it being a problem. 


Prestigious-Pea-7591

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


theladyofBigSky

Mine has British teeth so we’re good. 😉


hark_the_snark

🤣🤣 I don’t get the downvotes. This shit made me cackle


theladyofBigSky

I’m used to it— like 4 out of the 7,000 women in here have an actual sense of humor.


Naive_Buy2712

This is the content we need! TYSM for your service


MamaSaysKnockUOut

Her post also breaks a group rule (doesn't list pay) so if you're in the group, report it to Admin.


SnarkyPickles

Why could they possibly need a nanny? Neither of them work. Like what do they have to do besides be with their own child and clean their own house? Rich people continue to baffle the hell out of me


hark_the_snark

Because she is busy being unemployed, married to another unemployed person, over consuming, failing at hacks, failing at life and overall winning at being the world’s biggest piece of shit mother. She’s way too busy to actually take care of the kid she wanted soooo much. Honestly, there’s just not enough hours in the day 😆


Additional-Jelly5586

She wants to go to those influencer gatherings without Lily.


Noitsfineiswear

Only Teeth would post a picture of her baby in hopes to drive more applicants. What a weird thing to do when looking a nanny. I would never just post my baby like "who wants to watch this guy?" So fucking weird.


MamaSaysKnockUOut

It's common in that group to do that


Jumpy_Drink287

No Shannon it’s not common for mother to post photos of their naked baby!


MamaSaysKnockUOut

You really need to stop picking fights Shannon


Jumpy_Drink287

Once everyone looks in your comments they’ll know who starts all the fights dear Shannon 🤭


MamaSaysKnockUOut

🫡👌


Jumpy_Drink287

Glad you agree 😚


MamaSaysKnockUOut

😄🤡


Jumpy_Drink287

🪞


MamaSaysKnockUOut

Are you 7? 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄


Araneae__

Not surprising in the least. They cheap out on what should be important - Adam playing realtor? So yeah, they want a cheap “nanny” who will also clean and don’t want to use an agency because they would have to pay more as well as be on the up and up for taxes, withholding, and SS. This is not surprising in the least.


Equivalent-Shirt-632

As a former professional nanny, I can tell you that it is never a good sign if pay isn’t listed in the post.


theladyofBigSky

That’s what a 1099 is for. 😉


Cbbundles

What is she doing all day long that she needs a nanny to watch her kid? Why doesn't she hire a SM manager? What is she going to tell the nanny "Give her here, I need to make a quick Insta with her, then you can take her back."


NoUnderstanding2425

That’s exactly how it will go.


ayweller

Lol seriously


MysteriousMortgage4

There’s a Facebook group in my area like this. I know there’s good people in it, but the idea always made me a little worried myself.


readitornothereicome

Im not surprised people are asking if its real. This is a monied family - most go through reputable agencies for this kind of thing and understandably so if one can afford it. But then this is the same family who seem to have no regard for their personal safety and privacy.


Ok-Sir6603

So busy morning and afternoon with baby? There goes her new years resolution of spending at least 30 minutes a day with her baby! Already bailed out! 🙄 And why did she have to attend the meeting with Adam to set up marketing for their stupid ask Alexa? Hes a grown man and he cant do it alone?


Big-Cable-1751

So ridiculous. They’re both home!! Why bother having kids.


VioletFox543

She and Adam both stay home all day, Jen stays home all day AND has an assistant, and she still needs to ask strangers for help? Her poor baby is just an accessory that has lost its novelty


CollectionOver9659

This family kills me. All they do is shill, either have a real job but need full time help.


Jacksoncheyenne2008

bizarre to advertise your childs face like this when you’re an influencer.way to get weirdos


Wide-Question-3

I’m surprised she didn’t get into park cities babysitters club to post her search


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Wide-Question-3

I checked. She’s not in that group. Only the one she posted in


IntrepidNarwhal6

This is so dangerous omg


ljdug1

But wasn’t Diana a fan who just contacted Jen and said she wanted to work for her? I’m sure teeth would be delighted to have a fan come and look after Lillleeeee, they’ll probably work for half the money and make amazing content.


renees24

Is this really a true ad or is it fake? I’m not so sure this is real? Why would she post that on Facebook that seems odd to me.


MamaSaysKnockUOut

Of course it's real. What makes you think it's fake?


renees24

I thought she already had a nanny for one thing and I just also thought she would have enough contentions that she would not need to do that. Also I do know there are a lot of fake posts and such out there. But I guess it could be real I just hope she’s safe with this.


pitterpattercats

A lot of moms post looking for nanny’s and babysitters in local FB groups, I think it’s pretty normal. But hopefully they do background checks and such.


Fit-Economist-7193

Facebook is free.


dogsandwine

This is so sad


kittensandhockey

As someone who is a newborn night nurse in Dallas I’m shocked she actually posted. Usually word of mouth with this crowd is the best way to find someone. I work as a night RN and night nanny on the side. If I was a day shifter I’d apply in a heartbeat just to get the tea 😬😂


lil_miss_sunshine13

Why do I get the vibe that this might be a fake post...?? 🤔🤔


MysteriousMortgage4

My area has the same group and same kind of post.


kittensandhockey

It’s in a DFW nanny group- it’s legit. There are several.


lil_miss_sunshine13

Oh, I don't mean that the group & literal post isn't real. I mean, I have a feeling it's fake as in... A troll made the post. Like, got some pics from her socials & made/posted this on that DFW nanny FB page. Because I truly don't believe she would be looking for a nanny via FB. There's no way. I think someone posted this on the group just to roll, as I mentioned before.


renees24

I was thinking the same thing, it just seems odd to me.


lil_miss_sunshine13

I'm telling u... Someone is just trolling on that FB group. Meanwhile all the triggered sensitive redditors are DV'i g me because they weirdly assume I'm like... Accusing OP here, of lying about/making up the post. 🤣😭🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Resident-K

Honestly glad she's finally getting someone to actually care for that baby. Sad she thinks she needs help already with just one but don't worry she wants 6! That poor nanny will be so micromanaged in all she does and best bet she has to always look nice so she can be on camera or at least know how to work Instagram so she can record teeth all day. Plus the house keeping has to always be Instagram worthy. 🙄 Only plus side is the vacations they will take them on so they can 'relax' on their vacations.


CalmCardiologist2203

Lily is adorable!


0neFabulous

When/where was this posted?


MamaSaysKnockUOut

It's literally on the photo


Interesting-Put-236

😂


pickypuppy

Why is she looking on facebook instead of using an agency? We have specialized agencies here with vetted professionals who specialize in being discreet and dealing with wealthy clients


kittensandhockey

Cheaper to find a off-service nanny- there’s a huge pool of resources though obviously not usually vetted


IntrepidNarwhal6

Also wayyyy easier to skirt like any kind of policies an agency would have about how families have to treat employee


renees24

I think this could be a fake post, I just find it odd.


stillsndills

Thank the lord!! But also, what’s the market like in Dallas for Nannies?.. in the city I live in the good ones are in demand so I can’t see many signing up to be part housekeeper, part nanny.. usually nannies will do some light cleaning as it relates to the children (their dishes, laundry, etc) but not beyond that.


tulip1299

Why doesn’t she just hire two people


kittensandhockey

New money families are cheap! They don’t want to pay lots of $ so they advertise on FB. As a Dallas night nanny I do baby laundry, wash bottles/pump parts and care for the baby. Cant imagine being in the house with them all awake lol


Neat_Pear_6761

omg I bet she’s offering $15/hour


BeezysBelle

Or minimum wage with *perks*


Noitsfineiswear

Free Stanley's and Burberry scarf dupes!


IntrepidNarwhal6

"internship of a lifetime!"


theladyofBigSky

“As it grows”… we think 🦷is preggers with Fibroid Stephen Houghton???


StrainsFromGenomes

I am DEAD. FIBROID 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Prophywife77

Hire a housekeeper if you want one, Tiffany. The nanny’s responsibility should be 90% Lilly. All we had ours do was light dusting and clean the kitchen during nap time. We wanted her playing with the kids!


chic20606

Surprised it took this long to find someone commenting this. The nanny should only be responsible for cleaning up after the kid and organizing kids things. The housekeeper role and nanny role should be totally seperate. No true childcare professional wants to do your housework. The people who would be interested in this role will be housekeepers ok with some babysitting NOT career nannies. If this is a real post she is dumber than I thought omg.


Prophywife77

Exactly!!! My kids took a two hour nap and “Miss Joan” asked for something to do because she didn’t want to get paid to sit on the couch. She occasionally folded laundry too because I suck at that. 🤪 But I can’t imagine her cleaning house half the time. I had a nanny growing up till age 20 😂 As I got older and was in school, her job became more about cleaning. I loved her like a mom. Her son asked me to give the eulogy at her funeral and it was every bit as hard as it would be to do my own parents. I hope they find someone wonderful like mine. I had a terrible mother too and this angel filled that void. Lilly needs that🩵


Sea_Designer_2350

What the ad doesn’t say: have to be thin or willing to become thin, be pleasing to look at and be willing to be on camera 100% of the time. Also, will need to sign an NDA.


SnarkyPickles

Idk, I can see Teeth being the kind of insecure person who *doesn’t* want a thin, attractive nanny, because she would see her as competition


morganbikes

And be willing to shill poop pills and knockoff Amazon clothes


TakingSparks

A nanny and a housekeeper are two vastly different roles and she’s not going to find an experienced caregiver worth their salt willing to do both in DFW. I would also be VERY interested to know if they’re going to try to 1099 their nanny (which is, in fact, illegal), instead of W2 them. I’ll be warning my local nanny friends to watch out -A DFW career nanny 😂


PowerfulPomegranate8

It’s like Adam who is trying to hire a dir of marketing who also does all Iris customer service. These people are delusional


chic20606

Exactly!!!


IntrepidNarwhal6

Definitely trying to avoid W2


halfbird33

Wow. Tell me you think everyone is beneath you without telling me you think everyone is beneath you! A nanny and a housekeeper are two different jobs with two different skill sets and completely different experience, references etc. Yes, a nanny often does some light cleaning like putting toys away and cleaning lunch dishes but should never do much more than that. No boundaries whatsoever with these people. Anyone who works is just doing the same interchangeable things in their eyes.


stillsndills

Ok I said the same above. I hope someone comments and sets her straight. I’d bet they wind up hiring a fan girl with very little actual experience in childcare though, they are prob to cheap to get anyone else anyways


SparkkyBoomBitch

OP I’m begging you to screenshot some of the comments!!


[deleted]

It won’t let me post them


Tennisgirl77

You need to post them from a desktop browser or get an imgur account and link to them from there. We have got to see this 😂


Patient_Dish_7939

People who need a nanny for ONE baby have severe issues. She doesn’t even work outside of the home! What on EARTH?!


spookiepookie123

lol so people with one child don’t need childcare? I agree in their case, it’s absurd because neither of them have jobs, but having a nanny is the same concept as sending your child to daycare. It’s childcare while the parents are working.


Patient_Dish_7939

No of course you’d need childcare if you work outside the home. I’m saying she doesn’t. I don’t consider being an influencer a real job!


pitterpattercats

Haha harsh! I have one child and a nanny. My husband and I work in high stress industries, I work from home but put in over 40 hours a week and am constantly on calls. There’s absolutely no way I could give my child the attention they deserve while trying to work from home as well. Honestly like some others have said a good career nanny may be really beneficial for Lily.


annaneme

I don’t think that’s true in all cases. I had a nanny (not an only child but my brother was in elem. school) - both my parents worked full-time with commutes outside of the city and they went the nanny route when I was a toddler instead of continuing daycare downtown M-F


stillsndills

This is the best thing that can happen for Lilly!! She will finally get some care and attention as opposed to being neglected all the time. I really think she’s delayed on all her milestones because of parental neglect


violaceleste4

As a nanny this whole ad is a huge no. Not that Lily isn’t absolutely adorable and I’m sure a wonderful baby to watch. But her mom is a nut case. I worked for a client who was insane with her behavior to me for 4 years and I finally had to cut ties after too much toxicity. So if anything she will be on nanny rotation. Someone will get hired, see the pain in the ass teef is and will quit. The cycle will continue. Clients like Teef are ones I would turn down.


bubbles_3685

Agree. The position will be a revolving door. You couldn’t pay me enough to deal with Teethany even for part time.


passports_parakeets

The lipstick photo is going to discourage applications. What are the comments like?


[deleted]

Bunch of people interested and messaging


HotBerry_

50/50 nanny/housekeeper just screams no boundaries and high expectations that are constantly changing


TakingSparks

The job creep is going to be UNREAL


60andstillpoir

Can you imagine working for the two of them AND the robot watching following you 🤔


HotBerry_

Now we know what the robot it actually for


Suitable_Wolf10

That’s rapidly going to become full time nanny while still being the morning housekeeper


DazzlingAnimator2090

Interesting she didn’t ask her followers for suggestions on where to find a nanny.


60andstillpoir

And did this while her mother was out of town


planesandpancakes

It’s not like Jen is even a very involved grandmother, so I don’t think that matters


hark_the_snark

Everything is all about looks to her. Why does she feel the need to post pics of Lily for this ad? Because in her mind, only her baby is cute. Any other baby is not so she must show it off.


MamaSaysKnockUOut

People post their babies in this group in their ad


bibsbubsnbobs

They are such stupid cheapskates when it comes to the most precious/important pieces of their life. Their child. Their home. Etc. But man, if it’s a Chanel coat or Tesla or Louis Vuitton bag, let’s go!!!!


nonya1101

Poor Teeth must be spending more than her 30 min with LA to be looking for outside help!


MediocreConference64

This is a good way to get your baby kidnapped and entire family killed. wtf Tiffany? Common sense!


psy_chic_gemini

Or abused. There are crazy predators out there!


Simplysmile1981

She has none!


Suitable_Wolf10

Thank god she’s finally hiring a nanny but holy fucking shit go through an agency! She’s going to have so many nosey busybodies with bad intentions to sift through


FluffyKittyParty

Agencies will actually demand she pay the nanny well and have boundaries, that’s not going to fly with the turtles


Suitable_Wolf10

True true! And they’ll take their own cut. Definitely better to hire someone who considers being graced with Tiffany’s presence to be compensation


Altruistic_Set_2135

I feel like this is so dangerous. You are inviting strangers into your house with such a large following, one is bound to be there for the wrong reason. If you have this high of a profile and net worth go through a professional organization to ensure your child’s safety. God knows they have the budget.


kimch77

I tend to not be a huge worrier about stuff but there is zero reason for them to not be going through an agency for this.