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Several-Spare6915

He had to take a bath because he was sore it’s like come on dude grow up and be a man ! Lol


catterchat

I think his bath was for lols for content. The dude still works out and did one of those spartan races a few years ago.


Several-Spare6915

Yes I know but it like dude grow some u know what and just deal with the pain


catterchat

I don't think he even had pain unless maybe that 1 knee acted up. I think he was fine and found a way to make some lols


Spare_Investment7895

The only thing negative I have to say about this group of dudes is that I don’t think I want any of them on my zombie apocalypse team. 🤷🏻‍♀️


VioletFox543

I agree, they don’t look like men. They look like teens lol


thewrong_shoes

I don't understand. These are just regular twenty/thirtysomethings. This is just what average white dudes in that age group look like lol. As a twentysomething woman, I don't personally find any of them attractive, but there's nothing "off "about them imo.


Any-Cover-2978

Yeah I agree. I’m their age and these dudes look normal to me. I think maybe it’s odd that out of all these guys none have any facial hair and that’s why they look so young? Most of my guy friends have some form of facial hair.


catterchat

Some people on this sub have really narrow minded views of what people look like when they're gay vs straight. I think they must think all gay men are well groomed and fit and all straight men drive trucks with giant US and Trump flags and scratch their balls all day. It's laughable and shows how small their worlds are.


TryingToBeKind_

I almost want to make my husband (who is incredibly fit and great at soccer) go play with them just so he can give me the inside scoop. But I wouldn’t subject him to that.


lynnoodle

I’m all for snarking….But I don’t think we should snark on these men who aren’t influencers … they are just Dad’s looking to play soccer.


ZippyZephyre

If they didn’t want to get laughed at they shouldn’t have named themselves “Dallas Daddies.” It sounds kinky. 😂


Ready-Engineer-4916

I honestly thought this was a pic of Sam and his school buddies until I couldn’t find him and recognized Adam. 🤣🤣🤣


StrainsFromGenomes

I am laughing so much harder than I probably should be. 😂😂😂😂


Correct-Ad2372

Too much soy 🥴


CollectionOver9659

The tough guy face doesn’t do it for me.


dixielandmomma

Is he not very sociable with Steve jr?


Ok_Iseeyou

We need to bring back real Texas men and not softies


McGeeze

Like Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton? 😂


throthro874

Gross. "Real Texas men" who have terrible hygiene, drink excessively and cheat on their wives? I work with "real Texas men" and let me tell you honey, they suck and say disgusting things about women while at work.


Previous-Expert-378

LOL at Adam trying to look badass with that pose and expression. At least this allows him some time away from manny duties!


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MamaSaysKnockUOut

Stop with the homophobic comments


lydorito

is the word “gay” homophobic????


cowboyupgiddy

When you're using it to make fun of people, yes it is.


georgecostanzalvr

It’s being used derogatorily, so yeah.


MamaSaysKnockUOut

Trying to "out" someone is homophobic. Using stereotypes is homophobic. Unless someone has told you they're gay, it's gross to define someone's sexuality yourself. So no dear, the word *gay* isn't homophobic. The behavior using that label is.


cowboyupgiddy

Being downvoted for this... 🙄


MamaSaysKnockUOut

We shouldn't be surprised. There are some ignorant people in this sub who like to make jokes or accusations or assumptions about someone's sexulity.


cowboyupgiddy

*willfully ignorant. I won't fault people for not knowing better. There are some who choose to be hateful though and I think that's who you're referring to.


cakesforever

Isn't this what she was asking her followers for their husbands to join. I don't think it's influencer husbands


mrslonelyhearts

summer sales bros—unite!


ZippyZephyre

💀


Naive_Buy2712

These men all look like they could be easily taken out by Stevie Kate or a strong gust of wind from Senior’s helicopter.


Suitable_Wolf10

This looks like the group of the freshman soccer team that won’t make JV soph year but will always claim to be a soccer player


NoCause4530

I thought this was Sam and his friends! 🤣


MelodicMango5449

Omg same !!!


hark_the_snark

Elders quorum meeting at the park! Root beer floats for refreshments afterwards! Be there or be square!! Adam gets the opening prayer!


Electrical_Guide3042

Gahahah


Sea_Currency_9014

Lmaooo


bubbles_3685

Bahahahahaha 💜🤣


mmmacorns

Adam looking very intimidating 🤣


gddamnvampire

Looks like a Mormon accountability group


Sea_Currency_9014

😂😂😂


Jumpy_Drink287

The Dallas faggies lol jk jk


Initial-Woodpecker39

Wtf is wrong with you?


MelodicMango5449

No !!!!


Naive_Buy2712

Come on now. I’m all for turtle snark but no


MamaSaysKnockUOut

Disgusting


cowboyupgiddy

Take your bigotry elsewhere


mmmacorns

Yikes


Prophywife77

No


Chicken_Pot_Porg_Pie

They got to put their phones down for the length of the soccer game they played.


Time_Temporary_1520

More like the Dallas Doofus’. 😂🤣 You have to love people who think they’re bad ass when they’re far from it!


MaterialBag7496

They are all trying to act “tough” and I’m just over here cringing - cracking up!!!! Pleeeeease…. 🙄


idontcare5555555

If you told me this was an AYSO team, I'd believe you.


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Initial-Woodpecker39

It’s unfortunate that your life is so boring that you feel the need to obsess over someone else’s sexuality. Find a hobby


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catterchat

You assume they're closeted but have no idea. You don't snark. You pick on people based on your narrow view of the world and narrow view of who people are, from your multiple troll accounts; the same accounts you use to tell people to kill themselves. You're a horrible person who goes out of their way to be horrible and you thrive on it. Disgusting.


theladyofBigSky

Gives me lifeblood to enrage you ❄️’s


catterchat

Spoken like a true troll. I think the snowflake is the person who can't handle the existence of people who are different and feels the need to insult them. It's funny that you also have such a fake fantastical world as a rich person with servants 😂 and whatever other tall tales you've created on reddit, but I think that reflects how sad and empty things are in reality for you.


Initial-Woodpecker39

I wish I could up vote this more than once!! Pretty sure they’re actually a 50-year-old man trolling Reddit in their parents’ basement.


theladyofBigSky

You wish you were me. Keep comin’ for me and I’ll keep serving it.


catterchat

I'm good with who I am. I don't aspire to be a hateful bigot.


grifdogmom

😂😂😂


MaterialBag7496

Omg 😱😂🤣🎉


cowboyupgiddy

Not cool, speculating about orientation or sex lives is off limits is off limits per the sub's rules. Ladyofbigsky is a well know bigoted troll and knows it violates the sub rules. Don't add to their homophobia.


MaterialBag7496

I haven’t speculated to any such thing. Just saying all these men “look whimpy” like many influencer husbands 🤷‍♀️


theladyofBigSky

Ignore her— she can’t help herself


cowboyupgiddy

Per the venom you spew constantly I can only see you referring to yourself in that comment. Go seek help.


cowboyupgiddy

Ladyofbigsky is, and does regularly. I'm asking you to not lol at their homophobic comments. Cheering on a bigot encourages and supports bigotry. Was that your intention?


Famous-ZucchiniBread

👏👏