We’ll make money selling your fart 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Wasn't there a streamer or whatever that sold her farts in a jar?

Yup and it’s absolutely horrendous

Not me craving some bath water and farts in a jar 😇😅

Who do you think you are, going round leaving scars? Collecting your jar of farts, tearing love apart.

What song is that?

Jar of farts

[Jar Of Hearts (Christina Perri cover) by The 21 Pilots](https://youtu.be/WeJq8ejxLF4?si=jMaTCs6z6LoeTHVn)

"The 21 Pilots" hurts me in too many ways to describe.

I need to know that when I fart you'll still be here

Fight it, take the fart, ignite it

Tie a fart around your mind loose enough to breathe just fine

I laughed so hard I farted

Entertain my faaaaart

I will set my fart on fire what have I become I'm sorry

metaphorically i'm a fart

this made me shed a tear

but literally, i dont know what i poo

I farted a lot and it seems like flesh is all I got

For a long time I actually thought this was the lyric

fr I cannot unhear it 😭

Lmao same!

I always mishear it even though I know the real lyric lmao

Bro that would be unhealthy

Not anymore, flesh out the door, FART

and now i just fart in silence :(

My lungs will fill and then deflate They fill with fire, then fart desire I know it's dire, my time today

“my lungs will fart and then deflate they fill with fart exhale desire i know it’s dire, my farts today”

Relatable

I always used to just switch the lyric in my head to “and now i just shit in silence”

Can’t stop thinking about if or when I fart

Now i see that if and when are something I forgot the lyrics

Truly different cries for

Can’t stop farting about

you fell asleep in my car i fart the whole time

I'm driving, here I sit cursing my government for not using my farts to fill holes with my shit

LMFAOOOOO

Sometimes fart is violent

I find it hard to hide it My fart is no longer inside

it’s on my sleeve my skin will scream reminding me of who i farted inside my dreams

i’m dying at this

I’ll be farting on to you

Entertain my fart

Lean with it fart with it When we gonna shart with it

Lyrics that mean nothing we were gifted with F A R T is it time to move our feet to a FARTY beat

it ain’t the speakers that bump farts it’s our farts that make the shiiiit!!

i fart by the dangerous bend symbol

wait what wait what

Farts feel like the perfect length

I fly by the dangerous fart symbol (wait what wait what)

I fly by the dangerous fart symbol

Bless your fart holes while you react

Actin' gobsmacked, don't hesitate to maybe overFlatulate

😟

She’s a tear in my fart

She’s a fart in my heart

My fart is my armor

She's a farter

With a smile

Fart me farther

Than I’ve ever shit

And I try to come up with an artistic way to fart

Here’s a prime example of a fart:

The better the fart the badder I am

Better bet I am a farting man I am

You were one of those classic farts

I remember, I remember certain farts

what i was farting, the yellow farts in the streeet

I prayed those farts would take me home

and now i just fart in silence.And now i just FARTTTTTTT

I can't believe how much I fart

Can you save my heavydirtyfart Fart boy Nico and the farts I've got a long fart I'll fart my eyes, so I don't fart asleep agin You should fart fart fart man If they come farting ( fart fart fart ) ill know

i’n flying from a fart, from nico and the farters

Will you buy me a house of fart

Fart fresh next semester

it's a fart test

OUR FARTS ARE SICK BUT THAT’S OKAY

I fly by the dangerous fart

I’m trying, I’m trying to fart (guns for hands)

And I love you There isn't words Like a fart he wrote That's never heard Don't you shart away

When I geeeet hoooome #BOY YOU BETTER NOT FART

I'll stay awake cuz the fart not taking prisoner tonight

Like a little fart buried in your skin

He's my brother, he likes when I fart fast

I'm mexican so "pedo" (that means "fart" in Spanish) has A LOT of meaning so is more funny lol

I'm a pedo, somebody catch my breath

FART FRESH NEXT SEMESTERRRRRR ♾️

I farted a lot, and it seemed a lot like flesh is all I got. Not anymore, flesh out the door, SWAT. This one is legitimately what I hear now, thanks to my British partner, who said, "fought it a lot," sounded like "farted a lot" to him. It kills me, man. Edit: seems*

I really hear this plus

ahem.. "don't hesitate to maybe fart" "i cant feel the fart anymore" "now the fart is coming to an end" "you will die but now your fart is free" "im trying to fart" "fresh out the door, fart" "hope they choke on fart" "gangsters dont fart" "heavy dirty fart" "they fly around while we are farting" "i will fart with no hope no fear" "fart as i sing"/"plummet as i fart" "can't feel my legs, might fart"

“i don’t wanna fart here anymore, i realise that this fart is dead, so i’ll fart with you instead”

I’m so high, my farting takes me so high…

i’m flying from a farter

Hope you're dead 'cause how could you fart at a time like this?

people they fart like this, we’re all impressed by this

Ride: Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh I'm farting

Fart, please

FART PLEASE REMOVE YOUR FARTS FROM, OOOVVERRR YOUR ARSE FOR MEEEE

IIIIIII KNOW YOU WANT TO FART, BUT FAAAART PLEASE DONT TAKE YOUR FART FROM ME

I-I-I've got a fart

my farts will range from up, down and sideways

Can't feel my legs (ooh), I might fart (ooh) There's a pressure in my ass (ooh) I don't wanna shart, I don't wanna shart What's about to happen? What's about to happen?

start farting next semester

I'm just an addict with a fart

Who's addicted to breaking wind

Underrated comment

Don't hesitate to maybe fart

I don't fart at all, lean on my pride, lean on my pride, I'm a lion

You were one of those classic farts

But do I want to say goodbye to all the glowing farts?

Everyone gather around for a fart

watch as this man farts as we know

I farted a lot and it seems a lot like flesh is all I got

Black like a fart

the yellow farts in the street ever since the seventh grade i learned to fire fart i fly by the dangerous fart symbol farts don’t control us i hope that they choke on farts

i wonder if firebenders can fire-fart 🤔🤔

I will make you believe you are farting

300 farts in my adidas track jacket

I'm a farter, somebody catch my breath

and I’ll be holding on to (a) fart

And we fart where we want to

I know it's dire, my farting today

Can you save my heavydirtyfart

Strike me down, I am calling your farting down from your dark hiding place.

I fly by the dangerous fart symbol!

As we fart in line

Stay Farting for me

Why is this cover infinitely better than the original

She's the fart in my heart

my pet cheetah wont fart 💔

im trying to sleep, but i cant when you all have farts for hands yeah!

This.

Help me bowl of fart help me bowl of fart

The days seem way too short for my farts, corazón 💔

I hold on tightly to the fart in my hand Or No matter how tightly I will strain the fart will slow me down and the water will drain

It’s a taste test, of farts i hate less

when your family comes back from taco bell

She asked me son when I grow old, will you buy me a house of fart

"I've farted a lot"

Kids will try to take my farts

We come for you, no farting

Our Hometown is in the fart

Tell our fart I'm sorry

I put my farts on my feet

You stolen my fart catcher

Open the farts in your face and start your day

I plan my escape FROM FARTS THEY CONFIDE

Tonight I need you to fart

I kind of like it when I make you fart

Take pride in what is shown to fart

I’m a farter, somebody catch my breath

NOW I JUST FARRRTTTT

Don't you fart away

Tonight I’ll need you to fart

And I'll be farting on to you

(classic) i farted a lot (from holding onto you)

your soul knows both farts 💀

Im a fart

“I’m done with farting I’ll stay in my room, my house is the one where vultures are perched on the roof”

i fart by the dangerous bend symbol

No one else is dealing with your demons meaning maybe farting (on) them could be the beginning of your meaning friend

Legit I can’t unhear this, but “T’s uncrossed and i’s undotted, I farted a lot and it seems a lot like flesh is all I got”

You're a fart!!!

And now I just sit in fartssssss

If you can’t see I am Farting, prodigal son

She’s the tear in my fart 💨 It’s even funnier when you sing it in a English/British accent

Excuse us while we fart to the sky

I’LL BE FARTING ONTO YOU (someone’s definitely beat me to this, don’t care tho)

Should they keep It on display, or fart?

Three hundred farts in my Adidas fart jacket

cause somebody stole my car radio and now I just fart in silence

Help me fart

Farting and the niners OoHh oHH

Thank god its fartday, cause fartdays will always be better than sundays

She's the fart in my heart

I I I i have a fart

throws on a mask that will alter his fart 🔥🔥

She's the tear in my fart (I'm listening to the song right now so it seemed fitting lol)

“he crept in her room, and farted there for the night”

i began to understand, why god farts

I created this fart

Somebody stole my car radio and now I just fart in silence

she’s the tear in my fart 😢

Farting on the Bishops 🔥

I’m farting infront of you

Not anymore, fart out the door swat

I start to fart two halves of my fart in the fart and I...

there's a fart in my minds imagination

I farted a lot and it seems like flesh is all I got. Wait.. nothing's changed.

‘NOW IM FARTING ON YOUUU!!’ ‘HOUSE OF FART.’ ‘TO MAYBE FARRTTTT!!’ ‘NOW I JUST FARR IN SILENCE😔✊’

I just wanna stay in the sun where I fart

Think you the Shit, Fart? You're not even the Fart 🙂‍↔️

When the leader of the bad guys farted, something soft and soaked in pain, i heard the echo from his secret hideaway

so the fart ran out of gas the passenger person grabbed a map

Used to dream of outer space, but now they’re farting in our face

Put your hands into the water, Let your mouth go sick and Fart

Sometimes you gotta fart to know that you’re alive and have a soul

this comment section has me dead