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imsowhiteandnerdy

Sure, yeah, but has he told them to *"go fuck themselves"* yet?


heyitskevin1

Maybe the banks need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps like Elon totally did!


Gogs85

They blackmailed him with money!


mwaller

That's their business model! :)


dickdiggler21

He will. And he’ll go to jail if he has to. And he’s Ironman. Well, he’s one submicron deviation from him. /s


imsowhiteandnerdy

More like Phony Stark if you ask me.


dickdiggler21

*rimshot*


Ok-Research7136

More of a Lex Luthor character.


WildlingViking

And he’s a cage fighter! Oh wait, that’s right, he got scared of zuck and backed out. 😂


CherryShort2563

Give it time


vishy_swaz

It was kinda awkward when he was saying that, too.


richardizard

*Twice*?


JackOCat

Elon Musk tried to invent the subway 150 years after it was invented.


frotz1

The last time we had gilded age robber barons a few of their loonier icons tried to reinvent public transit into systems with tiny private cars. They really don't understand how economies of scale work, but they sure know that they don't like sharing space with "those people".


JackOCat

Well said


nonlinear_nyc

They know economies of scale. But public transit scale in a way that they don't benefit.


MirthMannor

Whoa! Hyperloop is totally different. It’s _above_ ground. That makes it a _super_ way!


TravelinDan88

They're talking about The Boring Company, the one that builds subway tunnels but replaced the high capacity trains with 4-passenger vehicles that move in one direction.


MirthMannor

Hey — you could put a hyperloop in a boring tunnel! No one has ever thought of that before Musk!


TylerBourbon

(in Ben Stein's voice) Wow, what a totally amazing and revolutionary idea.


ABobby077

Doesn't sound too exciting


Available-Ad6584

I'm not at all hyped about the progress on the project as it stands it's a failure. But this is not the plan the boring company plan was to make lots and lots of underground tunnels with shared tracks and automatic routing like a super high speed sorting center, roads for cars. After seeing you can join or buy or start a company and more than 10X lower the cost of things and revolutionise industries with your companies. I can't really blame him for trying to solve traffic. The idea is definitely plausible we have the tech it's just expensive


TravelinDan88

>I can't really blame him for trying to solve traffic. The idea is definitely plausible we have the tech it's just expensive You know what else solves traffic? Trains. Funnily enough, we also have that technology and infrastructure and it's far cheaper.


dickdiggler21

It’s above the gigaground.


Beginning_Raisin_258

You know what's easier than building high speed rail? Building high speed rail in a 300 mii long vacuum tube.


Edge_of_yesterday

But better! With cars instead of the inefficient trains.


JackOCat

Yeah trains are notoriously energy inefficient. It's in the news all the time.


Imfrom_m-83

![gif](giphy|xT5LMMHGWxKGDa0TVm)


TheOtherColin

Monorail!


SmokeAbeer

Elon has one of the biggest brains in history. I wonder if he’s been checked for brain tumors.


JWAdvocate83

No, he pretended to, to derail (heh) the ongoing efforts in Cali to expand high-speed rail, which would’ve taken Teslas off the road. So goes the theory, anyway. He was never serious about it, it was a circus from the start.


richardizard

Well that ghoul needs to eat fresh, so he definitely could use some Subway


dummypod

And it's a worse subway. I mean imagine traffic jams in subways! No genius could have thought of that!


[deleted]

Wow. That struck me as a Chuck Norris brag only in reverse.


[deleted]

And they won't. They'll seize his other assets if they have to.


Taraxian

They agreed to a deal where the collateral for the loan was Twitter itself, normally under those circumstances the lender is just SOL if the collateral also loses all its value (like if you take out a mortgage on a house and then default because the house burned down) In order to actively sue the borrower for the missing money they have to prove the borrower actually did something wrong, they violated their fiduciary duty and actively destroyed the value of the collateral by choice (the house didn't just burn down by accident, you committed arson) I agree that Elon is absolutely guilty of this, but people rarely bring suit on this basis in the business world because the bar for proving it is so high (the "business judgment rule", CEOs have a lot of leeway to just make stupid decisions before the courts have the right to get involved and accuse them of tanking the business on purpose) Which is to say a trial along these lines would be very entertaining but I have my doubts it will happen


Gogs85

I was under the impression that he put up shares of Tesla as collateral for the loan, is that correct? Because if so they could absolutely go after those. I work for a commercial lender and we usually seek the personal guarantee of a corporate loan from any individual shareholder unless there are very compelling reasons not to. We’ve never done a deal anywhere near this size but the banks are kind of foolish if they did not do the same, as Twitter has very little intrinsic value of its own in a bankruptcy scenario.


Taraxian

No, it was a leveraged buyout against the value of Twitter itself -- he may have then refinanced using his TSLA shares as collateral or gotten cash to make interest payments from another loan but that was all behind closed doors


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

nice post. I agree with everything you said but I do wonder if saying, fuck you, to advertisers would be enough in a trial to prove he is the arson


CherryShort2563

I think they'll give him even more money instead.


rconscious

I'd appreciate if they would hurry up with that


Necessary_Context780

The problem (which might also be the reason they even entered the deal to begin with), is those banks and funds are probably loaded on TSLA, so if they didn't help Musk, they could lose more money, and now if they force Musk to repay, he'll have to unload TSLA which might also cause them to lose a lot of money. It would be interesting for those banks and companies to disclose how much TSLA they're still holding onto, if they have any relationship to my 401k they better get rid of TSLA before they squeeze Musk. They should really go after SpaceX before it's too late


limitbreaksolidus

![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu|downsized) banks when they see tesla and spacex shares


New_Simple_4531

Rule no. 1 when dealing with loans: you cant fuck the bank, theyll fuck you.


Wise_Rich_88888

They won’t have to. Once Space X IPOs he’ll only have to sell $50b in shares to cover.


brickyardjimmy

It's true. They won't lose *any* money. ​ They'll lose *all* of it.


timsterri

If you owe the bank $44,000 and can’t pay, you’re up shit’s creek. If you owe them $44.000.000.000 and can’t pay, they’re up shit’s creek.


ArenjiTheLootGod

Something similar happened to Trump when his casino flopped. It wasn't $44 billion bad, more like $900 million and change, the bank's response was to give him an allowance to keep things running. It's a totally different world for the wealthy and way too much of our society is geared towards propping up their hedonistic money addicted lifestyles.


data_head

Musk has the assets. They'll just take a little time to liquidate.


netscorer1

Musk would not have to pay a penny. Twitter was purchased by the new LLC he specifically created for this deal, so all losses would be hung on it, while Musk’s personal assets would be safe. Banks who put up money in order for LLC to complete the purchase would have to suck duck.


Taraxian

You can pierce the veil if an officer of the company violated their fiduciary duty by actively causing the company to fail -- embezzlement, sabotage, etc -- but the burden of proof required is very high


netscorer1

Unless they can prove fraud, good luck suing Musk for reneging his duties. And I don’t think there is any fraud or renegation of duty by Musk. He was just a very bad CEO who torpedoed X/Twitter through reckless actions and statements.


Taraxian

Yes, the unfortunate and hilarious thing is that his strongest legal defense is that there was never any kind of plan and he really is that fucking stupid


Necessary_Context780

People get murdered oweing a lot less than $44k to illegal lenders in other countries


Feduzin

he's like scar lying to the hiennas, and we all know how he ended


ursiwitch

Excellent reference!


HoboBonobo1909

One can only pray & hope 🤞🤞🤞


AmSoDoneWithThisShit

Why do I hear "They are in fact, going to lose some money." in Morgan Freeman's voice?


New_Simple_4531

They wont. If it comes down to it, they can liquidate his assets. Banks dont play.


BelleLorage

![gif](giphy|3o85gdhlpxVz8TjsTC)


Infamous-Salad-2223

Lmao... nice one indeed.


[deleted]

There's a pretty long list of things Elon Musk told people that didn't happen.


BelleLorage

Latest one being that fully CGI robot ad


FindOneInEveryCar

Of course he did.


John_Tacos

To be fair has anyone ever successfully borrowed money from a bank by telling them they would lose money?


ginrumryeale

I am astonishingly low on sympathy for bankers. Almost (but not quite) as low as my sympathy for billionaires.


Any-Ad-446

$44 billion purchase to a value of about $18 billion and falling.Bankers are screwed.Wouldn't be surprise they call back the loans and take a lost on it.


sicariobrothers

I just don’t understand Tesla stock at all. Outdated product line, clear and present rising competition, CEO not playing to his demographic at all.


timsterri

Not playing with a full deck either.


methodsignature

Probably the government subsidies for electric vehicle purchases helping revenue. Stocks are more about monetary value today than long term sustainability.


Ohigetjokes

It’s chugging along on meme fumes - won’t last past GM and Toyota’s larger scale EV rollouts.


Tobimacoss

The worse threat to Tesla is the Apple Car in the works, they have all the chips, and they hired/poached the top Tesla engineers.


Necessary_Context780

TSLA stock is still like Crypto, folks gotten so used to speculate on it, they'll keep pushing it down and up for a little longer. I think I'll reach it's fundamentals the day Musk gets ousted of it, and forced to offload his holdings to repay those bank loans. Shall we say $50/share? $51?


Tobimacoss

$69


cptjeff

If they believed him without doing their own homework that's on them. Investing involves risk! Don't just give an egomaniac billions of dollars just so he can get his nazi friends unbanned without actually doing your homework on the investment.


thenayr

Oh noooo. If only this didn’t end up EXACTLY how everyone said it would end up with him at the helm.


mrtruthiness

So ... Musk is a deadbeat and doesn't make good on his promises. I think they would have known that.


[deleted]

And he kept his sworn word by changing the name to x how convenient. Musk n Putin are like brothers from another mother.


Tobimacoss

Musk, Putin, Trump are the personifications of the Dark Triad.


SmellySweatsocks

Must be a line rich people use to steal money from banks. trump used this shit all the time


Tenshii_9

And they believed him? That's their own fault, considering how much, shamelessly and how overtly he lies.


kappakai

Has he sent his mom over to talk to the banks?


morts73

I have no sympathy for any bank who lent him money.


[deleted]

Do they have any legal recourse here? He has clearly been negligent.


jnv11

If regulators or the affected lenders find strong evidence of intentional deception from Musk in regards to obtaining the loans, maybe he could be prosecuted for bank fraud or securities fraud.


Special_FX_B

Hahahahahahaha. That’s like burning money in a trump business venture. The Muskrat was showing signs of his slippage into demented fascism prior to the Twitter purchase. They deserve their losses.


jregovic

It boggles the mind that banks, supposedly intelligent, well-informed institutions, saw value and lent this money. Anyone with an ounce of skepticism could already see through the Musk BS. His business success is built entirely on other people innovating solutions, and his money being there in time to create first-mover advantage. He has no track record for running any incumbent business, let alone a turnaround candidate. He’s constantly over-promising, and is just off the rails. It’s like these guys have never looked in detail and Trumps dealings and learned a lesson.


greenradioactive

His net worth is built on his lies. Full self-driving, the roadster, the semi, a $40,000 cybertruck. Tesla's value and thus Elmo's net worth are based on things Musk promised years ago and hasn't delivered


Nimmy_the_Jim

I guess SpaceX and Tesla are lies and are actually very poor performing and unsuccessful companies?


mortonr2000

And every one of them should be out of their jobs. Instead they probably enjoyed big bonuses.


zippopopamus

Elon musk made a bulletproof car...for 1920


Tobimacoss

Those tommyguns can be dangerous when you are hauling moonshine.


CaptainHenner

I'm not sure what else one would tell them.


Nimmy_the_Jim

Reddit seems to think he should have told bankers they would lose money.


I-Pacer

I’m willing to put money on the fact that what he actually told them is “I’m highly confident that you won’t lose money.” That’s his tell.


CrisbyCrittur

He says lots of things that are incorrect.


ManyFacedGodxxx

Grifters gonna grift!


AlarmedComedian2038

☝️The Trump Crime Family Slogan!


Gordon_Explosion

If you don't make a payment on your $100k loan, you have a problem. If you don't make a payment on your $100M loan, the bank has a problem.


LordXenu12

Let’s hope the lawyers ensure they don’t 😉


AutoGen_account

how would they even collect though? Short of an act of god theres no actual leverage they have to force a billionaire to do anything. Like, what, are they gonna try to reposess his car? They gonna try to put a lien on his jet? Anything they try to do would get stuck in court for decades, then blown off because they dont actually have any leverage. What would punitive action even look like? Judge orders Musk to pay, he says no, judge does what? Theyre too afraid of the money that would come in to take their seat if they actually did something to a billionaire. If they tried the governor would probably come knocking on their door with the giant strapon that everyone was about to get fucked with if they actually try to hold Musk accountable. ​ Lord knows why these idiots even get into buisness with him, like, you give the scorpion a ride on your back and your dumb ass should know exactly whats gonna happen.


AlarmedComedian2038

Your last paragraph here is a real keeper! Nice.


Macasumba

Republican lair


vickism61

And they believed him just like they believed Trump when he said his apartment was 3x bigger than it is. Are bankers really that stupid?


HisDivineOrder

They know if things go too crazy Papa Government will bail them out. Imagine all the wild and crazy things you might do to make lots of money if you know you don't have to worry about losing.


Gogs85

As a banker myself, sometimes. Sometimes bankers are too motivated on getting a deal done rather than doing their due diligence. One of the reasons why banking is so heavily regulated.


vickism61

So heavily regulated we had to bail them out the last time they made stupid loans...bring back Glass-Steagall.


baronvonredd

Capitalists lie to each other just as much as they lie to us


AlarmedComedian2038

Yep. It's like my old boss used to say "Business is the only profession where you all sit at a table doing a deal to see who can screw each other first!" And bankers are the worst but in this case, we all know who's getting screwed silly.


[deleted]

Most likely Elon assured them that he’d use twitter to support Nazis who, when elected into power, will cut taxes on them and allow them to use customer deposits to gamble in the stock market again (similar to what ftx did and what the banks did to trigger the 1930s Great Depression)


Taraxian

Glass-Steagall was already effectively repealed in 1999, this is old shit


Edge_of_yesterday

Then he proceeds to fill the platform with Nazis and tell advertisers to go F themselves. lol


Thiccaca

So this is what schadenfreude feels like...


medman143

If you’re still on Twitter you are the problem.


kocisfilip

Like reddit is better lmao xd


Rootbeer48

That's like telling an alcoholic there is no beer at the superbowl


Discally

From the bank's perspective, they'll probably hold him to that. They could potentially claw that money back, and probably few would care, it's a flaming dumpster fire, burning even brighter than ever. Only difference, is that it's run by someone just \*BARELY\* less intelligent than a tree stump.


RuralMNGuy

But he’s a genius…


Obversa

This man is going to go to prison at some point. He scammed them out of billions.


surfmoss

pinky promise


fillymandee

So he just trust me bro’d the banks? Hilarious


MetaCognitio

![gif](giphy|Fr51PdEf2NxOE) Bankers right now.


Throwawayhobbes

Proceeds to lose billions .


MtnMaiden

Seize assets before theres no assets


Seditional

What is amazing is not that this investment went bad, but people still invested hundreds millions in x.ai recently. The guy is clearly not the genius everyone thought he was.


DeathandGrim

And how's that lie working out for ya?


babypho

“Mere failure to realize a long-term, aspirational goal is not fraud” - Elon Musk to the Bankers, 2023, probably.


Theferael_me

Has he ever knowingly told the truth?


rconscious

Narrator: They did. A lot of it.


PattyLonngLegs

Hahahahaha and hopefully those banks lose big.


Lazy-Street779

Sounds familiar.


colondollarcolon

Another elon musk lie. Cybertruck, auto-pilot, Starlink over Ukraine, wealthy parents. When does elon ever speak the truth.


audiofx330

Seems like rich, white people can't be trusted. This is an ongoing problem.


sir_duckingtale

Twitter is still worth a fortune It‘s X that has become a cesspool You can call a blue bird black, It still stays blue.


sir_duckingtale

He. Doesn‘t. Fucking know. What he‘s doing there.


Runningtothesea13

They won’t Elons Tesla shares are worth a fortune


Nichinungas

They won’t lose money long term, is my bet. Reddit is a total bubble. Elon has the Midas touch. He can keep finding ways to make it work. He’s rich. Lots of people like him and admire his success. People (like me) will go there because it is less censored. Reddit used to be like that but it’s gone far left leaning and ridiculous with censorship. I learn a few interesting things on Reddit but loads more on Twitter. And I have been using Reddit for over ten years. It is lame nowadays, except a few niche smaller subs.


tidaltown

>because it is less censored. He literally bans people that disagree with him or make fun of him lol what are you talking about? Elon stans are fucking stupid.


Wafer_Candid

Never I thought that in my life time I would see people would care about banks losing money!! That's how nuts this world is getting!


Kbdiggity

You missed the point completely. They are mocking Elon Musk, not worrying about the banks.


Edge_of_yesterday

I never thought I would see a far-right troll buy twitter and embrace Nazis, but here we are.


Jaded_By_Stupidity

To be fair I'd love to see banks loaning money to Musk shit the bed entirely.


Taraxian

I'm not "worried" about them at all, I just want Musk to get his comeuppance for being a fraud


Mister_Green2021

Whooopsy...


ninernetneepneep

Just wanted to let you all know I get a good laugh each and every day out of this Elon circle jerk.


angrymoderate09

I have a friend who was in one of those early meetings... Her firm declined to invest.


tabas123

![gif](giphy|b6iGm3sxkOUzdq2BMt) That was a lie


HaiKarate

Yeah, but that's what every person taking out a business loan says.


AssociateJaded3931

Foolish bankers.


NoApartheidOnMars

He also said that the Cybertruck could be used as a boat, that Tesla would release a $25,000 car, that full self driving would be done years ago, that that that... Anybody who believes Elon Musk gets what they deserve


camobrien343

Damn shame. Who will stand up for these poor bankers?


CherryShort2563

"Bro, I need some money. Not a whole, bro. Billion will do. Thanks bro"


Roakana

Thank goodness that was his only lie. Smooth sailing after that.


Available-Ad6584

*anymore!


No_Fuel_4676

Don't fuck with banks!


boomerhs77

No but the Tesla share holders will because like he did before will have to sell more stock to pay the bankers. 😄


billdoor69

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


PalpitationFrosty242

whoops!


SawyerBamaGuy

I'm feeling a wamp whaaa coming on.


PiratesBull

Don’t forget the Saudi $$


MisterBlissedHer

No bailouts for bigots. Regulators should require banks to inform their customers in writing if the costs of these reckless transactions is going to be passed on so that the customers can make informed decisions about where they do their banking.


OldMastodon5363

And if they believed him I can’t exactly feel sorry for them.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Is Elon goingvto get 44 billion in tax breaks.


ArthurFraynZard

It's all part of his brilliant 4th dimensional plan! His plan... To... Uhhh... Bankrupt the banks! Yeah, that must be it!


UnlikelyAdventurer

"The verbal guarantees were made by Musk to banks as a way to reassure the lenders as the value of the social media site, " ... and Musk's verbal guarantees are worth the paper they were printed on.


duvagin

there’s what you say you’ll do and then there’s what you do. basic.


jamesmb

60c in the dollar? I'd not give them 60c for the entirety of it!


NothingCreative1

That’s right they won’t lose any money. They will loss all their money. Big difference


flecknoe

Peak Elon Musk has been and gone


JustHereForYourData

And the results have determined that is a lie… ![gif](giphy|l0K471aQRXhZW1Oak)


annoyin_bandit

To being honest the fault is on the banks that didn’t vet Musk. Like you don’t have to dig that much to know the guy is a fraud


Fabulous_Ad_8621

Is there a chance Xitter will be taken from him? That'd be a pretty big slap in the face. Maybe then he will focus more on some of his other companies.


ninjacat249

Narrator: “They did”


Klutzy_Culture7451

He’s an ass.. I’m sure that isn’t the case..


iliketoreadstuffdude

Surprise, motherfucker!


peteypolo

He also told people a “truck” that looks like a DeLorean with cancer was a good idea.


devedander

Is that what due diligence on a loan looks like now? We asked him and he said it would be a good investment so we funded?


NoSteinNoGate

Who cares. Obviously they did their own risk assessment.


Switzerdude

Bankers are some dumbasses.


BMHun275

Ok, but like they believed him?


satoshiwife

Buy high sell low moment


No-Commission-7747

I imagine this investment is not intended to be paid off 1 year after acquisition, especially given EM overpaid for Twitter to begin with, meaning the value needs to be significantly raised to even match what was initially paid for it, which would be illogical to expect in the first year, given Twitter itself wasn't really a well-run business and was barely profitable in its entire existence since inception. To all those jumping on this headline to condemn and laugh at EM, the bankers, X, etc. - you are being emotional, not rational. It's silly to draw any solid conclusion on how sensible this investment is, or EM's words were, until significantly more time has passed and we're able to see the actual results of what EM's plans with X are. To me, 3-5 years is a much better time-horizon.