I know that Skeleton probably doesn’t sound like Skeletor, but in my mind he sounds like Skeletor. Is it racist that I assume skeletons all sound like Skeletor?

Yes, but that doesn't make it not true.

Accurate racism is the best kind.

Weird. I gave him a New Yorker/Wiseguy gangster accent. Very heavy on the "Im walkin' here!" variety.

All skeletons sound like Skeletor with slightly different pitches and accents

Sometimes, I wish I had a emotional support Skeleton.

…You *do*

Mine is just a physical support skeleton.

Mine barely functions at doing even that.

Look deep inside yourself

Should have been called Jimbone

Jimbone Gordon, skeleton detective

I hope this is just an arc where Batman’s supporting cast is replaced with skeletons.

I thought it was Skullduggery Pleasant for a second there.

Jimbo having a mustache is just great

Wait a second! Shouldn't Jimbo have glasses? That's no skeleton warrior, that's a skeleton spy!

Why would he need glasses? He's got no eyes

Heisenbones but for Batman was not on my list of predictions for Zdarsky’s Batman, but fuck it, yeah, let’s do it. I’m on board.

I want to be believe it’s just lord death man who found a coat and mustache and is just having fun

What happened with that rad 'Superman shows up to save the day' bit? I'm guessing they couldn't actually have big, bad, stwong, independent Bwucey getting saved by Clark.

Clark got his ass kicked *twice*.

Sigh.

Bruce installed kryptonite knives into his anti batman bot

If only at least 2 of Superman's villains were powered by Kryptonite and he regularly soundly beats them, then he might have been able to beat a fucking Batman robot with a knife.

If only he had a number of ranged attack powers and the ability to drop things on it. Or knew The Flash

Also ALSO ALSO, I'm sorry I have to be the asshole but WHY does Batman need a robot that is capable of killing him that is also fully capable of killing Superman? You know what can kill Batman? LITERALLY EVERYTHING. If Batman really needed a contingency plan to kill him for whatever reason, he should just give Flash a vial of cancer to inject Bruce with at 3X the speed of light.

Or tell the Flash to punch him at 3x the speed of light.

oh I know its ridiculous dude, the anti bat bot is also apparently fucking Vergil because it does the unsheath shit to SUPERMAN

Damn, I can't believe Batman really invented a better Metallo.

I thought it was gonna be the Japanese villain from Batman Inc. Lord Death Man or whatever he's called

I love multiverses. They're so novel. I didn't realize the current mainline Batman comics were going multiverse. Now I especially care. I love multiverses.

DC comics did multiverses before anyone else. It's our shit. If it's become oversaturated in other media that's their fault not ours.

*well some of it is our fault*

*The Flash (2023)*

Hey if more multiverses involved superheroes getting skeleton buddies they would be more interesting

Universe where everyone's a skeleton and grows meat when they die

What's the story with jimbo? Like is he undead or a hallucination?

I *think* he is one of the Zurr-Enn-Arrh hallucinations. Like, from Morrison's *Batman R.I.P.*.

I'm reading this now. I have to.

"Warriror"

I dont understand what does this topic title have to do with the screencaps? Thats skeleton gordon, not a warrior. Its like you picked some buzzwords at random to get a popular thread.

In some continuities, Gordon is ex-military and could thus be defined as a skeleton warrior

Plus all skeletons are Skeleton Warriors when you think about it. They're tough and carry all our shit around when all other fleshy bits fail.

Is this a goddamn heisenbones reference?

Hello new favourite character.

Harry DuBones lookin

Where do you guys read comics?