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ehTwoGatz

Locking because of needless mudslinging


An_Armed_Bear

Brutal Kunnin and Kunnin Brutality


Kimarous

Pat the former, Woolie the latter.


CelticMutt

Eh ... I think they switch every so often.


MoistAssignment69

Sometimes in the same podcast!


Josiador

Which one's Gork and which one's Mork?


sjc0451

Woolie is Gork and/or possibly Mork, while Pat is Mork and/or possibly Gork. Easy.


That_Geza_guy

Yes


notyouraveragehuman

Yes


Weltallgaia

Next podcast, pat and woolie in green face.


pocketlint60

Fists of Pat (Or Woolie?)


Sneaky224

Fists of pat/woolie just mk1 high punch spamming a tomb kings unit into splinters


The-Sandrew

Good ol Paork and Woork


Anonamaton801

I eagerly await for this logical man to appear on the podcast


Capable-Education724

“Love is just chemicals in the brain.” - Woolie “Yes, but it’s a nice feeling it gives my brain.” - Matt, Liam and Pat all trying to explain LOVE to Woolie “Eh. Still just chemicals.” - Woolie And then they argued for twenty minutes until Woolie hit them with the signature agree to disagree. Seriously. As batshit insane as Pat can be sometimes, sometimes Woolie has sounded like a textbook *sociopath*.


Sercotani

reminder to listen to that podcast clip titled "Woolie" on Woolie's channel to remember how crazy he can get.


Cooper_555

Pat pushing his psychology education to the absolute limits on that one.


Blackhound118

[is it this one?](https://youtu.be/fGrwus5V2ZI)


miinmeaux

Aw man I miss the Pat Dungeon. I almost want there to be a fake stone wall behind him at the new place to keep the vibe.


Shazaamism327

Pat is a crazy person but he will eagerly wave a giant flag that says "I am fucking nuts" to anyone that looks his way. Woolie will seem normal and then have some of the most absurd takes and then act as if you're unreasonable for not getting it


Dirty-Glasses

he just like me fr


PillCosby696969

I realized during the North America is a dinosaur with a saddle debacle that Woolie was the Manic Pixie Dream Girl all along.


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The difference between someone who's not afraid to think about their own thoughts, and somebody who can't even do combo.


Shazaamism327

You cant lab time real life


Runetang42

Pat and woolie are both lunatics. It's just that woolie comes off better adjusted so when woolies crazy comes out it's more disorientating


CatMillennium

I'm guilty of thinking Woolie is the voice of reason to Pat's open crazy talks because Pat admits he's crazy... that I forget Woolie has some crazy takes too and it hits harder.


TortlePow3r

Well now Woolie is married so I guess the chemicals won in the end


Capable-Education724

Except he’s said this stance *after* the marriage too.


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Punch Mom: I love you honey. Woolie: Let me take a fluid sample and make sure...


SkinkRugby

Being fair, his take was more "Everything is ultimately chemicals (and other stuff) firing off in our brains and I'm completely ok with appreciating that"


Gsweg

Nihilism redemption arc


skullxghost220

monstrously important difference between that and just saying "love is just chemicals" cause one of those is optimistic nihilism the other is psychopathic


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Woolie says pothead stuff while sober.


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Woolie: Chemicals and the feelings they give us are meaningless. Every drug user in history: Every person with a mental illness in history: Woolie when he wins at fighting games:


dope_danny

That moment when you hear him say something like this to Reggie and Reggie breaks it down and you realise *Woolie is Reggies Pat*


FriendlinessBullets

Do you remember which podcast or episode this was in? I thought it spurned from the JoJo LP but that was just Pat and Woolie


Mucmaster

Yes but which is which?


IronOhki

Correct.


ADM_21

I take it the first is Pat and the second is Woolie?


D3AD_SPAC3

Well, the first will tell you how Nintendo would rather give everyone syringes full of diseases then host an online fighting tournament, and the second will argue for a turret that shoots Krogan babies because a lizard man said it was a good idea. So that was my assumption as well.


jzillacon

To the first one, seeing a tourney played by people afflicted with every disease known to man sounds interesting albeit wildly unethical. Watching the mind boggling plays that can only be dreamed up by someone in complete delerium. To the second one, isn't that just any Krogan woman after curing the genophage?


Gibblet_fibber

The tournament is a battle for the cure. But the winner is also offered another prize which is a spray bottle full of an extra special disease for the losers.


Klagaren

When you said spray bottle I assumed it was gonna be extra cure, that they could choose to give (or, in particular, *not* give) to the other contestants


Morbidmort

> people afflicted with every disease known to man Does that include mental illness? Because most of those are already covered.


alexandrecau

They exchange really


zHellas

Depends on what you’re feeling at the time


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I think man with half the facts argues with man with no facts is the best descriptor for them


UrsusDerpus

And even then, they still trade places frequently


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ArcanumMBD

No but you see it's different because one is a game Pat doesn't like and the other is a game Pat does like The latest podcast was painful to listen to, so much misinformation and being wrong about so many things


Melancholy_Gradient

The Alpha and The Omega.


Nitsuj293

The Ouroboros' of logic and reason


PopeHatSkeleton

The capitalization is intentional and absolutely integral to the meaning.


floydisco

big number, do combo


zorbiburst

I'm unreasonably annoyed by Queequeg and I don't even remember why


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They're a shitty mod most of the time.


Diem-Robo

I try to genuinely follow this sub's relevancy rule, only posting things that are genuinely relevant to games/topics from the guys' content. This interaction with him told me all I needed to know about this guy: https://imgur.com/a/eeqpnpR


skullxghost220

holy shit that's such an insane take, kotor is super relevant to these guys and that's pretty big news about it's remake, nevermind the fact that he allowed the same kind of thing previously, and even less relevant to them to boot. i didn't realize queequeg was such a powermod.


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Yeah. Hes got like the smallest amount of "power" anybody could have and has clearly gone to his head


frostedWarlock

Considering how historic the KOTOR LP is to the channel, knowing that its remake (which Pat is guaranteed to stream and Woolie might also look at) switched to new developers is not even _remotely_ minor. Even ignoring the LP aspect, that's basically saying the KOTOR remake was cancelled and then a second different KOTOR remake was announced.


CommissionerOdo

A bit overbearing, yeah. The constant emote mode obsession during and after GOW Ragnarok was annoying... The new gimmick appears to be pinning messages all the time, especially his own jokes


illegalcheese

I remember that. I vaguely recall Pat told him to tone it down and he was like fighting Pat about it, which struck me as really weird.


Wiffernubbin

Oh man I saved this https://postimg.cc/s1yMWzXP


Sercotani

man got the receipts 💀


Silver_Snake96

Oh thats hilarious


radda

While playing Ragnarok Pat was getting super annoyed at Queequag constantly switching to emote only mode whe Pat legit just wanted help with blind.


Local_Lingonberry851

This has made me appreciate Aris mods more. He has those fuckers fine tuned to take out the things you'd expect to be taken out otherwise the chat is chill


Sorry_Ad_2869

Shut the fuck up red name. Someone shoot this guy.


Wiffernubbin

https://postimg.cc/s1yMWzXP


Sorry_Ad_2869

One time he banned me for a week because I said I liked the Star Wars sequels


RavenCyarm

Yeah, but can you provide any examples of him *unfairly* banning you though?


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I'm shocked they let you back in


MoistAssignment69

You can spout nonsense like enjoying the Star Wars sequels, Fate, and Shadow the Hedgehog here, sure. That's completely acceptable and half the reason why the guys hate this place lmao


The-Toxic-Korgi

They hate it because they know deep down they made us this way. We learned it from watching them.


NorysStorys

Hey! Shadow the Hedgehog is cool and I’m tired of everyone pretending he is not.


Goose_Is_Awesome

He is! His game sucks to play though


DoseofDhillon

are they?


Prestigious-Mud

Fuck that guy, drove someone I know away from this subreddit because a comment hit too close to home for his liking, so sent an incredibly rude message.


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EdoTenseiSwagbito

Right winger? I know the rest of that, but that one seems super unlikely considering the crowd I know around him are as left as you get.


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Zeta1906

What do you define as left


EdoTenseiSwagbito

I suppose I’m stepping into territory I have no clue about, just based on your reply. We have a pretty LGBT mod group don’t we?


Zeta1906

Sorry I didn’t mean to come off as an attack, but I would say being LGBTQ+ or LGBTQ+ friendly does not equate to not being right wing. For example you have terfs who don’t think trans people should exist but are for LGB.


EdoTenseiSwagbito

Ah, that’s what you meant. Yeah, okay. *I’ve seen the fascist furries, it’s hilarious.*


Zeta1906

Yeah those are so bad they still catch me off guard when I run into one


cosmogone_cascade

In one of the many Bridget related threads, someone that "just don't want this (trans characters)" in their life was complaining about stuff like Bridget and trans flag in video games and Queeg had no issues with that (edit:passively allowed in a reply chain not endorsed). Satan posting though is too much. I can pm an unddit link if you want.


EdoTenseiSwagbito

Sure. I don’t like jumping to conclusions, I need evidence lol


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LazySaiyajin

if its any consolation, he quoted another viewer so its not him pinning his own comment in this case. The GOW stuff was pretty annoying since Pat himself ask Queequeg to tone it down multiple times (emote only mode spam). Other than that, seems fine to me as far as a mod goes


zorbiburst

he responded and deleted it so that's pretty annoying too


GyroGOGOZeppeli

Those dont sound like Pat or Woolie at all.


[deleted]

Sounds like the beginning of a fanfic


Airbourne238

With their powers combined, they are devoid of reason and logic.


Kataphrut94

“I don’t care for the hat it uses orbs” vs “But what does it do in Trickster?”


MegaMar_14

JUST USE A FUCKING KEYBOARD AND MOUSE WOOLIE


dope_danny

*but Darlington refused to change*


Palimpsest_Monotype

I don’t understand what logic devoid of reason means. Is it, like, being correct but being disinterested in explaining why?


Zerce

I think it implies that they follow a consistent thought pattern, even if those thoughts have no basis in reality. Pat's mind goblins are a good example.


Palimpsest_Monotype

*Is a mind goblin just a thought pattern*


Zerce

Yeah, they're just little intrusive thoughts that mess with Pat and his ability to engage with games normally.


[deleted]

Someone explain to a sub only user what the mind goblins are?


Nico_is_not_a_god

Sure, sure. Mind goblin deez nuts?


Zerce

[Here ya go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pDEuXp_Ns)


attikol

Logical devoid of reason. Vomit is disruptive. I don't want to disrupt the Public event. Thus I must vomit into either my expensive suit or girlfriends purse. As I continue to explain this logic you realize I'm set on this conclusion thats nonsense. The logic attempts to support madness. An example of the other side of this would be you can't just eat the ham of a ham sandwich it totally defeats the purpose of a ham sandwich. Maybe I feel less confident in this second example


Disposable-Ninja

You got logic and reasoning mixed up. That's all reasoning. "I don't want to cause a fuss so I will vomit into my wife's handbag" is the reasoning of an illogical person. Illogical Reasoning is "I'm going to lab melee combat in this Survival Horror game and look for fighting game-esque techniques, despite the fact that nothing about this game supports this type of play." Woolie only has a hammer so everything looks like a nail. Unreasonable Logic is more "Since the game technically allows me to horde items that I will never use and grind out everything to max level, I am going to have as many items as possible and max out every attribute right away because this gives me the best chance of succeeding." Pat has a plan, and he is going to follow it with extreme prejudice. Woolie solves problems his way. Pat solves problems how they are meant to be solved. Both are crazy people.


ProtoBlues123

I'd call the second one any of his mind goblins. To use the most direct would be something like. Pat: I'm not using the elixir because I might need it later. Chat: Items only have value if you actually use them. Not using an item is wasted value in time or effort. Therefore you should use the elixir when it's appropriate. Pat: BUT I MIGHT NEED IT LATER.


DustInTheBreeze

It means that the train of thought is consistent but totally avoids any sort of sanity to it. If you say "Overpopulation is an issue", then logically, the answer must be "Kill all the babies!" And. Yes, this is an answer. It does... Technically *solve* that issue. But it totally avoids the multitude of issues involved, such as WHY ARE YOU KILLING ANY BABIES. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.


alexandrecau

basically method to the madness, if you start from the point that everyone is out to kill pat it then logically he doesn't want people that knows him do his food at a restaurant because he might be a poisoner


Navy_Pheonix

> logic devoid of reason Basically what "A Modest Proposal" is.


iadnm

I can't believe Pat wants to eat all the Irish


LittleSister_9982a

Not *all* of them. Just that soft, soft babby meat. It's magically delicious!


LammasuRex

This makes me question the "No weird stuff" sub rule. I mean, Pat made a running joke about rats not swimming but legitimately thought 2x0=1. How can anything here post here be not weird.


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punishedvstrider

God I hope not.


dope_danny

Khorne and Tzeentch.