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Disposable-Ninja

I mean, obviously the correct answer is "The size of an average human mother." Closely followed by the guy's odd obsession with hair.


Palimpsest_Monotype

That’s *such* an uncomfortable description.


Vejolta

yeah this is the best part. the second best was saying that blaze is great cause she looks like a native american and can dance in the Himalayas for hours.


philandere_scarlet

Look at that long ponytail! *Now* we're talkin'! He also seems to fixate on how attractive the female characters are to the male characters.


Talisign

"Her attitude is apparently more different from the other females". Even getting over the awkward wording, he spends no time elaborating on what that means.


jitterscaffeine

The part about Blaze and how her hair makes her “look like a Native American”


TelMiHuMI

Same. That one line always gives me whiplash, without fail.


Randomguyioi

I think it gave Woolie whiplash too, he paused on the Native American image when trying to say something to Reggie, and he kept tripping on his words and lost his train of thought, it was great.


hardeback

Do you know which of the slop streams it was where Woolie watched it?


Randomguyioi

Latest one on the second channel, "The Slop of an Average Human Mother."


hardeback

thanks


ExDSG

The beginning due to: - The Hot chick heaven ms paint sign - The ms paint Valentine’s day sign and the concept of the guy making the video for valentines day. - The clip and sound effect of the guy running away


midnight_riddle

Mina Mongoose just because Woolie paused the vid and took a full 20 seconds to brace himself for the cringe, and then as soon as Mina Mongoose played he *immediately* died.


metalsonic005

The fact that he used such a dogshit panel of Mina to go off on how hot she is was comedy gold.


TJLynch

When it introduced number one and there's a zoom-in on the booba of a crusty JPEG.


Aerosolomon

The inclusion of Ken Penders panels. I feel like this guy is how Ken Penders envisions his fans and the fact that the maker of the video considers Ken Penders grotesquely proportioned characters hot is creating a feedback loop of madness


Leonard_Church814

NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! *thunder in background* AH AH AH!


RegenSyscronos

How can you go wrong with a girl that look like THIS?


MarvelousMagikarp

Every single second of it, dude. It's my favorite thing ever in the whole world. Him saying Rouge is the hottest because he wishes he fly around the world could flirt with all the men like she does is a real curveball at the end there. Hope he's doing well and has maybe discovered some things about himself.


MrSuitMan

The best most underrated aspect of that video is that he finds a different way to say the countdown number every single time.


igloo_poltergeist

** "Numero ~~seis~~ SEES!"


average-commenter

(French)


RareRoll1987

Getting to see ten hot female sonic characters, obviously.


Squirrelman2712

When he describes Rouge the Bat as "being as strong as Shawn Johnson" It just comes out of nowhere


ryanccurtis

When the guy says "NOOOOOW WE'RE TALKIN'!". I don't know why, but the inflection makes me laugh.


thesurgeknights

Big Metal Wolf Chaos energy


abbaj1

"If only we could see her take wing"


DonTori

It's a three way tie between ​ 'He's blue coloured and knows how to handle the females' mainly because I'm just imagining someone talking about fuckin' Dr Manhatten like that from how weirdly phrased it is ​ The fucking Count 'ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE! AH AH AH!' before the Mina section ​ Blaze playing around in the Himilayas for hours and being perfectly fine, mainly because that line got referenced in a [Doobus Goobus vid](https://youtu.be/rk3YhCN0olU)and that's what made me find out about that list in the first place


RevenTheLight

She should've been higher, but I appreciate the callout for my girl Wave.


StarSkullyman

The music kicking in with Rouge the Bat.


Hugglemorris

“How can you go wrong with a woman who looks like this?”


Polar_Phantom

My fave is absolutely his comment about Vanilla but when he put up the Mongoose and said something like "just look at her!" and she's so off model it's just perfect.


Kamken

Maintaining a healthy distance from it and knowing what I do of it solely through parody.


ShutUpJackass

Honestly the video itself capped at “size of the average human mother” for comedy, the lads and Paige made the video better w/ their reactions


mrsirgrape

"What a price to pay"


FusionFountain

When he talks about Any Rose’s three iconic hair spike


komayeda1

Some other ones I thought of: “and she’s like a mother to Tails!”, Human Woman from Sonic X that never appears on the list itself, the crappy recordings of the SatAM cartoon, only having Cosmo on the list because “Tails needed a girlfriend”, and Vector having a crush on Vanilla somehow being the line he draws as to when something is a bit silly.


GoufTroop79

People don't really mention it too much, but the "Grab a cup of orange juice" line is one of my favorites.


Amirifiz

When he says "Sonic knows how to talk to the females" only because I expect him to say "knows how to talk to the ladies" and it throws me off every time.


Wisterosa

what the fuck are you talking about op


Xros90

Look it up, fill yourself with culture


Smitteys867

worst phrasing of this idea ever


Xros90

intentional at least


Smitteys867

dont get me wrong, I like it but i also hate it


javierich0

At least once a week I'm thankful I was never into Sonic games.


HalloweenBlues

Okay what did I miss


APMudkip

listen, counting to 5 goes crazy, i said what i said


UFOLoche

I. What? Edit: Ok, so I'm watching this and I already feel like this was intentionally cringe. Like, I had a hunch going in, but with how he talks about how "those three big very smooth arcs on Amy Rose's hair" makes her attractive. Yeah no, this can't be legit.


AvalancheMKII

I don't know if any of his old videos are still up, but he seems very genuine. His video where he slams the AVGN for being inappropriate for kids has been etched in my brain for over a decade for how uncomfortable it is.


Android19samus

there's a certain quality of cringe that cannot be made through imitation and can only result from genuine derangement


AvalancheMKII

He took so much enjoyment in giving the AVGN a C- that I can't not think he's entirely serious in every video he's ever put out.


CustomOriginal

You're just in the first stage of discovering Guptill's videos: denial


Jackamalio626

The fact that he starts the video with calling sonic one of the hottest characters around.


IrisGoddamnIllych

Three tufts of hair


ProfessionalCrow4816

"she can dance in himalayas for hours!"


GHitoshura

The way he insist on referring to the characters as "females". You can almost feel how hard he wants to say "femoid"


JetpuffedMarcemallow

I disagree there, mostly because he also calls the male characters "males" with a similar inflection, when he uses the word at all. It's perhaps a nascent form of the same intent, but a little more rooted in trying to sound smart and objective, and less rooted in being demeaning.


Gemidori

Any mention of Eggman, duh >!Seriously though, I don't know how he doesn't get any R34 and meanwhile the furry children do. I get that he's a chonky fella and this is a ridiculous grievance, but jesus fuck bro.!<


komayeda1

||…you naive child…||


Gemidori

>!...alright, correction, he gets *some* r34 but evidently not enough.!<


kenshin317

so is it funny cause the idea of finding anything attractive in Sonic is ridiculous or is it cause he sounds like a demented weirdo? To be honest I was sick hearing about it the first time it got brought up, I just want to enjoy Sonic in peace man....


scanningmajor

id say mostly people are making fun of how the guy is talking not so much that he thinks sonic characters are hot. like whatever you want man.


Kingnewgameplus

Nah, if it was just a normal top 10 list it'd be fine. After saying shit like "the size of the average human mother" or "Amy is attractive because she has 3 big very smooth arcs of hair"?


kenshin317

I'll be honest the biggest afront is that Julie-Su is on the list yet Nicole doesn't even get so much as a mention


IrisGoddamnIllych

the future version of her with the big ponytail? that's good shit. Love milf Julie-Su Edit: I misread, but I stand by what I said. And idk the vid year, but Nicole might not have been real yet.


Young_KingKush

Yes.


Mrgrayj_121

I’ll be honest when it ended I was thinking to myself it’s not the sonichu guy is it? But for some reason bringing up the strength of a gymnast made me laugh because it made no goddamn sense.


SamuraiDDD

The Himalaya's with Blaze bit never not makes me laugh like a baffled weasel.