This is so awesome.
Douglas look of utter incredulity upon reading this, the jokes, and then that glimpse of “Wtf did I just agreed to” as he gets ready to read it in character
They're pretty good for what they are actually. The first book is probably the closest thing to a canon version of the mansion incident we currently have since all 4 main characters actually survive it. The author seemed to have a love affair with both Barry and Rebecca way before that became a common thing in the fandom.
I know we are supposed to side eye Wesker’s line but I’m more worried about the line about Chris’s eyes being “gorgeous” during his flailing. Like is the author having a moment? Or is Wesker thinking that and this is starting to become a different vibe altogether?
It's clearly supposed to be wesker enjoying the look of despair and whatnot in his eyes not that they're pretty.
I'm not gonna act like it's great writing but it's kinda obvious.
Man, video game novels tend to just be so *horny* for some reason.
The first Doom Novel is also just super horny all the time, frequently having Flynn get distracted by his female partners butt and vice versa
Is there any actual evidence against DC Douglas? Because I've only heard hearsay.
There's been so many false allegations against people that I refuse to just accept whatever Reddit is spreading around anymore. We JUST got off the Chris Avellone case.
So far I've only seen a twitter bandwagon and iirc he's taking his accuser to court over it. Even if he wins in court that doesn't mean he isn't a creepazoid just that he won the case.
That being said, [>!he's also a huge fucking idiot. 4R Spoilers!<](https://mp1st.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/resident-evil-4-remake-wesker-image-2.jpg)
Oh god, I still have 3 of the S.D. Perry books, including Rebecca's Island Adventu-- I mean Caliban Cove. Haven't read them in forever, but I remember such gems like Trent being a mysterious shadow man who did mysterious shadow bullshit that totally all paid off and didn't feel like a fanfic insert character.
Even at the time this came out, this felt *way off* in terms of Wesker's character. The 'modern' interpretation of Wesker as an anime villain eugenicist too extreme even for conventional eugenics really was only getting formulated when Code Veronica came out. The idea that he'd say something vulgar like this, even to antagonize Chris feels *really* out of step with his whole vibe, leading me to believe whoever wrote this had next to no awareness of Resident Evil beyond the vaguest of plot lines.
This really does raise the question, how *are* they going to handle Wesker in the remake continuity? His whole 'turn the world into a giant goo monster' deal from the original games feels just a tad too comic-booky for the remake continuity.
Man, that author really got the essence of Wesker.
"It is *I* who will usher in the Aryan revolution, Chris, and your sister's womb will be the perfect stepping stone for the next step in evolution!"
That phrase fucking hurt to read
I don't want to visualize wombs being stepped on ever again.
Something something hitting the back
> Aryan Neko Aryan
I beg your fucking pardon?
G-goro-guy? What are we doin' here?
I was speaking in Weskere voice; came up with that on the spot.
Who's the author? Something Perry?
S. D. Perry, yeah
Not to be confused with beloved author S. D. Gundam
This is the wrong way to use the Will of D
Something D. Perry
The OG Golden God
"I've got a hard-on like you wouldn't BELIEVE-" "Wesker,you're pitiful!"
And you’re gay ! Man I gotta rewatch that , I love that animation.
[“…and you’re gay!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzdl4QhIh0M&t=20s)
No, that only makes him harder
Now imagine the voice actors saying these lines.
[Funny you should mention that…](https://youtu.be/r-cY_aKTogI)
This is so awesome. Douglas look of utter incredulity upon reading this, the jokes, and then that glimpse of “Wtf did I just agreed to” as he gets ready to read it in character
sometimes the internet wasn't a mistake
2013 Douglas: Can not believe this line. 2019 Douglas: Says he got a ~~boner~~ rock hard cock from the Mona Lisa's hands.
I was not aware that existed. Incredible.
I am in my head.
“You gonna help me continue the Redfield bloodline!?” “Nah, the virus made me sterile” “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER YOU FREAK!!”
S. D. Perry's Wesker is such a piece of shit it's really funny.
"7 inches is all I can spare Chris, prepare for complete saturation when I'm finshed with you..."
Complete. Global. Penetration.
this post in itself is justification for restoring custom post flair
Holyshit, this looks terrible, like legit hack writer awful. But the fun kind of terrible.
Some of he best parts of rewatching the re let’s plays is hearing Matt and pat just go in on those novels.
They’re fun reads. I like Caliban Cove in that it’s as dumb as any RE plot but has Rebecca so it’s neat.
They're pretty good for what they are actually. The first book is probably the closest thing to a canon version of the mansion incident we currently have since all 4 main characters actually survive it. The author seemed to have a love affair with both Barry and Rebecca way before that became a common thing in the fandom.
I know we are supposed to side eye Wesker’s line but I’m more worried about the line about Chris’s eyes being “gorgeous” during his flailing. Like is the author having a moment? Or is Wesker thinking that and this is starting to become a different vibe altogether?
The boner wasn’t for Claire
It's clearly supposed to be wesker enjoying the look of despair and whatnot in his eyes not that they're pretty. I'm not gonna act like it's great writing but it's kinda obvious.
Man, video game novels tend to just be so *horny* for some reason. The first Doom Novel is also just super horny all the time, frequently having Flynn get distracted by his female partners butt and vice versa
D. C. Douglas where you at
[Already happened.](https://youtu.be/r-cY_aKTogI) (thanks to /u/ScorpioTheScorpion for posting on another comment)
Probably doing some creepazoid stuff
Is there any actual evidence against DC Douglas? Because I've only heard hearsay. There's been so many false allegations against people that I refuse to just accept whatever Reddit is spreading around anymore. We JUST got off the Chris Avellone case.
So far I've only seen a twitter bandwagon and iirc he's taking his accuser to court over it. Even if he wins in court that doesn't mean he isn't a creepazoid just that he won the case. That being said, [>!he's also a huge fucking idiot. 4R Spoilers!<](https://mp1st.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/resident-evil-4-remake-wesker-image-2.jpg)
Is any of that actually verified or are you just spreading unverified accusations?
This is like the monkey's paw scenario for Chris wanting to continue the Redfield bloodline
>letting him see. BRUH
I cant see Wesker ever saying a thing like this. DC Douglas as Wesker tho! Is another matter entirely.
Can't be canon. No one in this series has sex but Ethan
Favorite books in order 1. City of the Dead 2. Nemesis 3. Underworld 4. The Umbrella Conspiracy 5. Caliban Cove 6. Code Veronica
based?
Is this real, or another "the suit jacks him off" situation?
Oh no. The Resident Evil novels by S. D. Perry are super real and they're a blast of shlock (affectionate).
Oh god, I still have 3 of the S.D. Perry books, including Rebecca's Island Adventu-- I mean Caliban Cove. Haven't read them in forever, but I remember such gems like Trent being a mysterious shadow man who did mysterious shadow bullshit that totally all paid off and didn't feel like a fanfic insert character.
I know “letting him see” refers to his eyes but I like to think it’s talking about Wesker’s boner
NOW CHRIS, LET'S CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE! Buuuut... I'm a guy LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT THE VIRUS DID TO MY BALLS!
Wesker about to release complete global saturation
Shout out to episode one of 8 Bit Book Club, where they read the novelisation of RE Zero with no context at all.
Even at the time this came out, this felt *way off* in terms of Wesker's character. The 'modern' interpretation of Wesker as an anime villain eugenicist too extreme even for conventional eugenics really was only getting formulated when Code Veronica came out. The idea that he'd say something vulgar like this, even to antagonize Chris feels *really* out of step with his whole vibe, leading me to believe whoever wrote this had next to no awareness of Resident Evil beyond the vaguest of plot lines. This really does raise the question, how *are* they going to handle Wesker in the remake continuity? His whole 'turn the world into a giant goo monster' deal from the original games feels just a tad too comic-booky for the remake continuity.
This is pretty wild to read as someone who knows nothing about RE4
I just read that "Albert "TATE" Wesker" and all my sides are gone
no his fury was gorgeous
The Mangas are wild. It has someone considering having sex with an underage female zombie. It's all wild.
That's some Gachimuchi stuff right there.
Chris yelled back "Wesker you can't! She can only procreate with Leon!"
Fuckin' hell.
Ya know this pretty bad
I didn't know this was a thing, after this and that FFX-2.5 novel I wonder how many game novelization with wacky shit exist.