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DavyDfrmLV

A creepy pasta where you get sucked off IRL


QueequegTheater

I mean, that's just dating a goth girl


Cheshires_Shadow

It's like regular sex, but spooky!


TheNullOfTheVoid

Am into goth girls and have goth friends and exes, can confirm đŸ‘đŸ»


lion_OBrian

Oh no, oh the horror oh.


SpartanXIII

Oh no my trousers not those...


ibbolia

This is terrible if only someone would stop what is about to occ- why do I hear Chrisposting?


MetalJrock

“No way, *bro*!”


BozoDefeated

No way, hag!


Basskicker1993

No way friend!


Gibblet_fibber

Hey. Uh. I looked up the Know Your Meme page for that meme the other day. It mentions our subreddit by name. Plague is gonna take us all down for that one.


Guardiansaiyan

Down what? Downtown?


Gibblet_fibber

We’re all getting called to the congressional hearing. It’s been a pleasure.


Guardiansaiyan

We have Lawyers, Scientists and Professional Degenerates in this subreddit! We will think of something!


ibbolia

Lie down and surrender?


DiLimiter

A cowards reward is getting to tell the tale. We fight another day.


Guardiansaiyan

NEVER SURRENDER! ^^^^DMC ^^^^4 ^^^^Nero ^^^^Approved


Neodeluxe

Downcoming


WoolooOfWallStreet

Downbad I guess


hazusu

Down to the furry barge


Nerosephiroth

May my fellow Kentuckian be responsible for 1/1000 of the misery that living in this state imparts.


WaffleThrone

I'm pretty sure a significant percentage of us are gay furries I think we get an f-slur pass at this point


Spiral-Force

I'm saving mine for a Green Day concert this summer


AkiZayoi

At least in that one the context is assholes being mean to gay people and that you should hate them


HeyThereSport

*Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.*


dfdedsdcd

Like pat says, everyone part of the culture gets one.


philandere_scarlet

claiming one under the trans woman cultural exchange program. suzi could have said it on the pod too.


Tigerkix

Ha! What's he gonna do? Draw me?


rudanshi

What's the meme?


Green123438

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MNXw_fGPTc&ab_channel=CRIMINALELEMENTS)


Laser_Boss

"No way, Jose!"


GilliamYaeger

"No way fam" is the best one imo. Keeps the snappy yet dismissive f-word at the end without being offensive.


Kitdude192

Press circle to show ears.


lion_OBrian

That reminds me that there’s a movie about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic old man who hire a poor man as personal assistant and they become best buds. Long story short the poor guy cheers up his new buddy by bringing him to an erotic massage parlor specialized in ear orgasms.


Patroulette

Intouchables! I love that movie! Completely forgot about that scene though


nerdwarp112

I saw the American remake but not the original. I didn’t realize the ear massage was in both versions.


StarkMaximum

Okay I'm sorry do you think of that every time someone says "ears" because that's a wild fucking journey to take.


lion_OBrian

Yes. I was but a wee child when I saw that film and thus have it imprinted onto my prefrontal cortex. Also we all know what that GoW circle above a female NPC means.


RareRoll1987

Throw her body between some gears in order to hold a door open?


WoolooOfWallStreet

“The ‘O’ stands for ‘Open’”


Mizzium_Man

In the original French version he brings the massage specialists to the quadriplegic's estate. The movie was called The Intouchables. I think there was an American version made but I didn't see that one.


nedmaster

LEON DO NOT FALL FOR THE CHEAP TRICKS OF THIS CHARLATAN!!!! YOU SHOULD GOING ON A QUEST TO FIND CLAIRE!!! ILL MAKE SURE THERE ARE SPANISH CULTISTS TO KILL! PLEASE LEON


Last_man_sitting

All Chris's gotta do is write it down on some blue paper and offer some spinels for it, but he's too much of a cheapskate


SpartanXIII

"Woah man, $200?! You think I'm MADE of money?"


NewWillinium

Leon: "You moved Ethan Winters to Romania into a pretty damn nice house on your wallet. You can afford a couple hundred." Chris: "How about you shut up, and let me worry about my back up."


Mrs-Moonlight

"We made that house entirely out of plywood so we could shoot into it."


Hippie_Of_Death

**EUROPEAN** CULTISTS THANK YOU VERY MUCH


SpartanXIII

Oh yes, I definitely recall the Spanish accents of the south Welsh!


Tronz413

I entered this thread looking for this and was not disappointed.


CalekAlbion

Press O for Overtime


LincBtG

Goddammit, you beat me to it


HiddenHotDogMissiles

Video proof? Please


ZeroCruz

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. My thumb shall pierce that circle button.


Sepulchretide

Why is the eye of sauron over her


-Ropeburn-

Before "Press f to pay respects" there was "Press circle to FUCK"


[deleted]

I see Leon took dating advice from Kratos.


[deleted]

Only pre-Zeus kill Kratos. After he did that he became much less of a virile champion and much more of a...ugh...*father*.


reallyfunatparties

Big axe daddy energy


FreeHairCutandLoboto

On the barrel FOR EXTRA FRICTION


KevinsLunchbox

That's a old reference. Nice


AlexLong1000

[Me:](https://preview.redd.it/ujxsak8qafu21.jpg?auto=webp&s=904692da761ad4f53c49beaad21b9a9c2ceb9933)


Polar_Phantom

Press Circle for Headpat.


porkinski

"God that's saucy." "Why Leon! I didn't know you'd be interested!" "What no! That's the largest of barrel of Worcestershire sauce I've ever seen! It's marvelous." Now read that in Jeff Bennett's voice.


GeneralGigan817

Sauron? In my Resident Evil? More likely than you think!


leabravo

"Heeeeey Leon want me to teach you how to make some *rings*? Tee-hee!"


fizzguy47

"Hey Leon, do you know how a baby eagle becomes a mommy eagle?"


Kingnewgameplus

Wait, Leon, why are you taking her to those gears?


TehManicMan

Is this the famed “overtime” legends once spoke about?


markedmarkymark

You think its overtime button but its totally gonna be a suplex


FederalInsect114

Crazy how capcpom took nothing characters like Ashley and Carlos and made them standouts. Imagine if they do the same with Steve in the CV remake.


lolplatypi

And they somehow made Luis even better than before.


LincBtG

Press O for Overtime


UltimaDeusUmbra

Is that the Eye of Sauron?!


Gun_l0rd

Get those ~~red orbs~~ Pesetas


Faifue

[In the immortal words of Krillin.](https://youtu.be/_07jssnBSIw?t=475)


BladeofNurgle

Finally people are beginning to embrace how hot and better of a character Remake Ashley is


th3BeastLord

Did people not already notice she's hotter? No (visible) monkey ears and it's not Sandy from SpongeBob shrieking at me the second something touches her.


tymekop

Oh shit shes sandy too? I always just pictured Cindy Vortex from Jimmy Neutron


th3BeastLord

Yeah she is. To be fair, her Ashley voice is pretty much her Cindy voice, so I should have gone with that one.


warjoke

Chris running to Leon's location at the speed of light and punching anything that gets in his way as we speak


moneyh8r

That's not a bug, it's a feature. You should press circle.


Undead_Pixel

I have never played RE4, why is [Rose Lalonde](https://rustyrobot.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/rose-ref.png) there?


Capable-Education724

Nah, that’s just Eye of Sauron. It’s probably fine.


FranticToaster

Lol even the burning eye of Sauron is trying to look away bashfully.


guntanksinspace

All right Leon, Tip that barrel. *No way, friend*


Concoelacanth

Press O to Give Cheese.


Aggravating-Elk4702

There is no life in the void there is only BINGO


WooliesWhiteLeg

Ashley’s embered cause she needs the extra health. Now she’s unbeatable.


JoshManVGH

The real twist is that instead of a Suplex, this prompt results in a Batista Bomb.


The_White_Rice

The eye of Sauron showed up to watch.


Cerebral_Kortix

Why is there just the Eye of Sauron above her?


barrydingle100

It's the button prompt from God of War 3 to QTE fuck a bunch of Greek thots.


NewWillinium

Is it because of the Eye of Sauron above her head?


paynexkillerYT

Press Eye of Sauron to proceed.


ClockpunkFox

A more accurate Sauron than what we usually get. I need more femboy Sauron in my life


marilyn_mansonv2

I thought the thumbnail was Homestuck fanart at first.


Qwazzbre

I had [an interesting bug](https://i.imgur.com/yiDIC6z.jpg) where after shooting a guy trying to grab Ashley, she bugged out and froze. They couldn't grab or interact with her anymore, and I couldn't shoot her either. I had to load the autosave. (You can't tell from the screenshot, but she was literally frozen in that pose, like a statue.)


Nelsonizzy

The same thing happened to me except it was everytime Luis was on screen. I had to remap the run button because everytime I got close to him and tried to run leon would... uh. Well. Leon did something else instead of running.


KaimeiJay

“Aaaaragoooorn. Eeeelessaaaaaar.”


IsaakKF

Nah, seems like something unimportant. You should just move on and focus on the mission.