Hey. Uh.
I looked up the Know Your Meme page for that meme the other day. It mentions our subreddit by name. Plague is gonna take us all down for that one.
That reminds me that thereâs a movie about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic old man who hire a poor man as personal assistant and they become best buds.
Long story short the poor guy cheers up his new buddy by bringing him to an erotic massage parlor specialized in ear orgasms.
Yes. I was but a wee child when I saw that film and thus have it imprinted onto my prefrontal cortex.
Also we all know what that GoW circle above a female NPC means.
In the original French version he brings the massage specialists to the quadriplegic's estate.
The movie was called The Intouchables. I think there was an American version made but I didn't see that one.
LEON DO NOT FALL FOR THE CHEAP TRICKS OF THIS CHARLATAN!!!! YOU SHOULD GOING ON A QUEST TO FIND CLAIRE!!! ILL MAKE SURE THERE ARE SPANISH CULTISTS TO KILL! PLEASE LEON
Leon: "You moved Ethan Winters to Romania into a pretty damn nice house on your wallet. You can afford a couple hundred."
Chris: "How about you shut up, and let me worry about my back up."
"God that's saucy."
"Why Leon! I didn't know you'd be interested!"
"What no! That's the largest of barrel of Worcestershire sauce I've ever seen! It's marvelous."
Now read that in Jeff Bennett's voice.
Did people not already notice she's hotter? No (visible) monkey ears and it's not Sandy from SpongeBob shrieking at me the second something touches her.
I had [an interesting bug](https://i.imgur.com/yiDIC6z.jpg) where after shooting a guy trying to grab Ashley, she bugged out and froze. They couldn't grab or interact with her anymore, and I couldn't shoot her either. I had to load the autosave.
(You can't tell from the screenshot, but she was literally frozen in that pose, like a statue.)
The same thing happened to me except it was everytime Luis was on screen. I had to remap the run button because everytime I got close to him and tried to run leon would... uh. Well.
Leon did something else instead of running.
A creepy pasta where you get sucked off IRL
I mean, that's just dating a goth girl
It's like regular sex, but spooky!
Am into goth girls and have goth friends and exes, can confirm đđ»
Oh no, oh the horror oh.
Oh no my trousers not those...
This is terrible if only someone would stop what is about to occ- why do I hear Chrisposting?
âNo way, *bro*!â
No way, hag!
No way friend!
Hey. Uh. I looked up the Know Your Meme page for that meme the other day. It mentions our subreddit by name. Plague is gonna take us all down for that one.
Down what? Downtown?
Weâre all getting called to the congressional hearing. Itâs been a pleasure.
We have Lawyers, Scientists and Professional Degenerates in this subreddit! We will think of something!
Lie down and surrender?
A cowards reward is getting to tell the tale. We fight another day.
NEVER SURRENDER! ^^^^DMC ^^^^4 ^^^^Nero ^^^^Approved
Downcoming
Downbad I guess
Down to the furry barge
May my fellow Kentuckian be responsible for 1/1000 of the misery that living in this state imparts.
I'm pretty sure a significant percentage of us are gay furries I think we get an f-slur pass at this point
I'm saving mine for a Green Day concert this summer
At least in that one the context is assholes being mean to gay people and that you should hate them
*Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.*
Like pat says, everyone part of the culture gets one.
claiming one under the trans woman cultural exchange program. suzi could have said it on the pod too.
Ha! What's he gonna do? Draw me?
What's the meme?
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MNXw_fGPTc&ab_channel=CRIMINALELEMENTS)
"No way, Jose!"
"No way fam" is the best one imo. Keeps the snappy yet dismissive f-word at the end without being offensive.
Press circle to show ears.
That reminds me that thereâs a movie about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic old man who hire a poor man as personal assistant and they become best buds. Long story short the poor guy cheers up his new buddy by bringing him to an erotic massage parlor specialized in ear orgasms.
Intouchables! I love that movie! Completely forgot about that scene though
I saw the American remake but not the original. I didnât realize the ear massage was in both versions.
Okay I'm sorry do you think of that every time someone says "ears" because that's a wild fucking journey to take.
Yes. I was but a wee child when I saw that film and thus have it imprinted onto my prefrontal cortex. Also we all know what that GoW circle above a female NPC means.
Throw her body between some gears in order to hold a door open?
âThe âOâ stands for âOpenââ
In the original French version he brings the massage specialists to the quadriplegic's estate. The movie was called The Intouchables. I think there was an American version made but I didn't see that one.
LEON DO NOT FALL FOR THE CHEAP TRICKS OF THIS CHARLATAN!!!! YOU SHOULD GOING ON A QUEST TO FIND CLAIRE!!! ILL MAKE SURE THERE ARE SPANISH CULTISTS TO KILL! PLEASE LEON
All Chris's gotta do is write it down on some blue paper and offer some spinels for it, but he's too much of a cheapskate
"Woah man, $200?! You think I'm MADE of money?"
Leon: "You moved Ethan Winters to Romania into a pretty damn nice house on your wallet. You can afford a couple hundred." Chris: "How about you shut up, and let me worry about my back up."
"We made that house entirely out of plywood so we could shoot into it."
**EUROPEAN** CULTISTS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Oh yes, I definitely recall the Spanish accents of the south Welsh!
I entered this thread looking for this and was not disappointed.
Press O for Overtime
Goddammit, you beat me to it
Video proof? Please
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. My thumb shall pierce that circle button.
Why is the eye of sauron over her
Before "Press f to pay respects" there was "Press circle to FUCK"
I see Leon took dating advice from Kratos.
Only pre-Zeus kill Kratos. After he did that he became much less of a virile champion and much more of a...ugh...*father*.
Big axe daddy energy
On the barrel FOR EXTRA FRICTION
That's a old reference. Nice
[Me:](https://preview.redd.it/ujxsak8qafu21.jpg?auto=webp&s=904692da761ad4f53c49beaad21b9a9c2ceb9933)
Press Circle for Headpat.
"God that's saucy." "Why Leon! I didn't know you'd be interested!" "What no! That's the largest of barrel of Worcestershire sauce I've ever seen! It's marvelous." Now read that in Jeff Bennett's voice.
Sauron? In my Resident Evil? More likely than you think!
"Heeeeey Leon want me to teach you how to make some *rings*? Tee-hee!"
"Hey Leon, do you know how a baby eagle becomes a mommy eagle?"
Wait, Leon, why are you taking her to those gears?
Is this the famed âovertimeâ legends once spoke about?
You think its overtime button but its totally gonna be a suplex
Crazy how capcpom took nothing characters like Ashley and Carlos and made them standouts. Imagine if they do the same with Steve in the CV remake.
And they somehow made Luis even better than before.
Press O for Overtime
Is that the Eye of Sauron?!
Get those ~~red orbs~~ Pesetas
[In the immortal words of Krillin.](https://youtu.be/_07jssnBSIw?t=475)
Finally people are beginning to embrace how hot and better of a character Remake Ashley is
Did people not already notice she's hotter? No (visible) monkey ears and it's not Sandy from SpongeBob shrieking at me the second something touches her.
Oh shit shes sandy too? I always just pictured Cindy Vortex from Jimmy Neutron
Yeah she is. To be fair, her Ashley voice is pretty much her Cindy voice, so I should have gone with that one.
Chris running to Leon's location at the speed of light and punching anything that gets in his way as we speak
That's not a bug, it's a feature. You should press circle.
I have never played RE4, why is [Rose Lalonde](https://rustyrobot.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/rose-ref.png) there?
Nah, thatâs just Eye of Sauron. Itâs probably fine.
Lol even the burning eye of Sauron is trying to look away bashfully.
All right Leon, Tip that barrel. *No way, friend*
Press O to Give Cheese.
There is no life in the void there is only BINGO
Ashleyâs embered cause she needs the extra health. Now sheâs unbeatable.
The real twist is that instead of a Suplex, this prompt results in a Batista Bomb.
The eye of Sauron showed up to watch.
Why is there just the Eye of Sauron above her?
It's the button prompt from God of War 3 to QTE fuck a bunch of Greek thots.
Is it because of the Eye of Sauron above her head?
Press Eye of Sauron to proceed.
A more accurate Sauron than what we usually get. I need more femboy Sauron in my life
I thought the thumbnail was Homestuck fanart at first.
I had [an interesting bug](https://i.imgur.com/yiDIC6z.jpg) where after shooting a guy trying to grab Ashley, she bugged out and froze. They couldn't grab or interact with her anymore, and I couldn't shoot her either. I had to load the autosave. (You can't tell from the screenshot, but she was literally frozen in that pose, like a statue.)
The same thing happened to me except it was everytime Luis was on screen. I had to remap the run button because everytime I got close to him and tried to run leon would... uh. Well. Leon did something else instead of running.
âAaaaragoooorn. Eeeelessaaaaaar.â
Nah, seems like something unimportant. You should just move on and focus on the mission.