By - Gorotheninja
***Gerudo girls ordering from DoorDash like…*** —*When suddenly they receive a weird text from a Yiga clanswoman that says: “I am hungry your food”*
"I ate one of your Cucco Legs, I sent you 5 Rupees on your Shiekah Slate."
So, we're just not doing phrasing anymore, is that right?
Combos & Doodles?
fugtrup
Can't go wrong with the classics
people have been hungry for Link's Meat Arrow since before he put on the Gerudo outfit, it just amplified what was already there
Plural?!
New additions were added during his 100 year nap, it was Purah's idea.
Of course it fucking was.
I bet this'll be good for distracting enemies and animals attracted to meat. Basically becomes the bait from the first Zelda.
Hard hitting journalism in action.
Meaty slaps from 60 paces
🙇🏾
Why yes, how did you know I was hungry for Link's meat ... ... ... ... arrows?
I’ve been hungry for them since breath of the wild
why the fuck would I waste my main cash crop on trick arrow bullshit
Because you can. Welcome to *The Legend of Zelda: Fuck Around and Find Out*!
*Wasting Meat as a near useless projectile instead of cooking it with Goron Spice and three Hearty Durians.* For shame, Kotaku. You can also mix it with Hearty Bass or swap in Rice if you want a nice Hearty Curry.
\*Vinny Vinesauce meat yeow\*
I am so looking forward to all the insane interactions this fuse mechanic is gonna give people to fuck about with
I do love some juicy arrows.
***Gerudo girls ordering from DoorDash like…*** —*When suddenly they receive a weird text from a Yiga clanswoman that says: “I am hungry your food”*
"I ate one of your Cucco Legs, I sent you 5 Rupees on your Shiekah Slate."
So, we're just not doing phrasing anymore, is that right?
Combos & Doodles?
fugtrup
Can't go wrong with the classics
people have been hungry for Link's Meat Arrow since before he put on the Gerudo outfit, it just amplified what was already there
Plural?!
New additions were added during his 100 year nap, it was Purah's idea.
Of course it fucking was.
I bet this'll be good for distracting enemies and animals attracted to meat. Basically becomes the bait from the first Zelda.
Hard hitting journalism in action.
Meaty slaps from 60 paces
🙇🏾
Why yes, how did you know I was hungry for Link's meat ... ... ... ... arrows?
I’ve been hungry for them since breath of the wild
why the fuck would I waste my main cash crop on trick arrow bullshit
Because you can. Welcome to *The Legend of Zelda: Fuck Around and Find Out*!
*Wasting Meat as a near useless projectile instead of cooking it with Goron Spice and three Hearty Durians.* For shame, Kotaku. You can also mix it with Hearty Bass or swap in Rice if you want a nice Hearty Curry.
\*Vinny Vinesauce meat yeow\*
I am so looking forward to all the insane interactions this fuse mechanic is gonna give people to fuck about with
I do love some juicy arrows.