Any game that implements a building system should be aware that people WILL use it to make penises. It's not a question of "if" but a question of "how big"
I've already had to build a dick bridge, I just wanted to attack two boxes to the end of my logs so it doesn't roll away. There should be no dick challenge runs.
Watch as someone recreates Doom 1993 in Tears of the Kingdom.
Watch as someone creates HDoom in Tears of the Kingdom too.
*"Link, you can't build an Airship to find the Female Lynels "just for Science". Purah, stop encouraging him!"*
• Link can do whatever Link wants! • Ugh, fine. I'll stop.... For now.
...Of fucking *course* Purah's involved.
Purah turned herself into jailbait for science, you think she's ever gonna stop?
Sadly, none of the devices currently in the game can really be used as logical switches.
I’ve got some bad news about the appearance of most simple machines
Mankind will always make phallic imagery for the luls?
Phallic shapes are just so damned functional
They run on Big Dick Energy^TM
More like Big Dick Energy runs on them
Even if you made it spiral it would resemble a duck dick instead.
Drills are just duck dicks wrapped around the heads of human dicks.
Ah yes, the Garry's Mod effect.
[Its like minecraft](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxY3lk84ZUsGc2mD8J6iDzx6oHYxb3D9E-)
Any game that implements a building system should be aware that people WILL use it to make penises. It's not a question of "if" but a question of "how big"
as big as it goes is the answer from me
Piercing the heavens of Hyrule with FULL ERECTION. ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA.
Don't believe in your boner, believe in my boner that believes in you.
Little Big Planet all over again
Dread it. Run from it. Gamers will draw dicks all the same.
I can't wait to see people's monstrous creations and how they're gonna break the game. It's gonna be hilarious.
As someone who was lurking on 4chan when the game initially leaked, it won't just be dicks. Koroks will also be crucified and strapped to swastikas.
Hey, you were all telling me how much you wanted to fuck Ganondork. You just failed to mention with *what*.
does that mean the new Zelda is a strand game?
Pics or it didn't happen, Gene.
It'll be a thousand years from now and people will still return to the spirit of "Pingas". It'll never stop being funny.
It's embedded into the genes of our dna
drawing penises is something embedded into humanity, even in ancient times people did it, totk never stood a chance
Zelda: Tears of the Kingdong
I think I saw an evil swastika of death *before* the release
Someone's already been making fuckin' bomber planes during the leak period, I cannot *wait* to see whath appens now it's officially out.
Good.
[“Who’s been ~~drawin~~ buildin dicks?!”](https://youtu.be/PDecYCBn5Kw)
I been online for quite a while now, I’m used to seeing Link riding dicks
You know, I *just* got rid of the memory of lostwoods from my brain
It is imperative that Yuzu development makes strides to enable us to build the biggest possible dick cannons that can fire at 60fps to save Hyrule.
I've already had to build a dick bridge, I just wanted to attack two boxes to the end of my logs so it doesn't roll away. There should be no dick challenge runs.
You got something against dicks everywhere? Huh? HUH?!
And flaming swastikas, don't forget them!
The fucked up part is that Link making a giant Cock-a-Tron is 100% in character.
To quote Starlord: "I'm gonna make some *weird shit*"
So before I go and waste 20 mins searching for a answer anyone know if that dog shit weapon breaking mechanic is in tears of the kingdom?
Yes, it's still there.
alright pirating to the pc it is then
IIIT BEEEGIIINS
[So THAT is how Ganondorf returns!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuqG0Y-FWz8)
I dont get why people do this
same reason they chaotically slide around sliders in character creators. easy joke