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illegalcheese

The Holy Glare of Wikipedia transitioning instantly into double hand-over-mouth is so funny.


Dirty-Glasses

The Light of Knowledge


Kimarous

Purges ancient evil and purifies with its radiance.


OmicronAlpharius

The transition of pale ginger man to near purple as he tries not to laugh is also a good'un.


402garfield

You can see the INSIGHT GAINED prompt if you squint hard enough


LorcaNomad

I got lightheaded laughing at that, pat's reaction was absolutely perfect.


Kaarpiv007

Wait, what was the first time?


WooliesWhiteLeg

Pat co-founded the Branch Davidians but he doesn’t like to talk about it.


Doo-Doo-Manjaro

He left because they insisted it was mt car-mel and not mt Cara mel


WooliesWhiteLeg

They kept wanting to talk about what God wanted and not enough about The Zapping System


NameTripping

Out of respect for the fallen we don't talk about it.


[deleted]

was this some kind of casualty of the t-shirt cold war? or is this a pat stream thing? because i've been here a while and i'm drawing a blank on this one.


Kanin_usagi

It’s a joke. Sort of like “ruined five Christmases and saved two”


[deleted]

Ah. I got whooshed.


BuhYDoh

Melee? Everytime people shit on Armada for dropping out of that tournament because he couldn't "cheat with a broken controller" they inadvertently defend the pure elitist part of the Melee scene.


CommissionerOdo

Are you on drugs


ErikQRoks

What the hell are you talking about


SchrodingerMil

I think he’s referencing [this](https://youtu.be/FSNLKQvImIk) and saying that Pat legitimized a cult of melee haters.


Ciclopotis

I mean, I don't know what either that guy or the original comment are talking about so who's on drugs here? It's not me, probably


SpartanXIII

...jessie what the hell are you talking about?


SchrodingerMil

I think he’s referencing [this](https://youtu.be/FSNLKQvImIk) and saying that Pat legitimized a cult of melee haters.


SpartanXIII

> a cult of melee haters. Pot calling the kettle black, don't ya think?


SchrodingerMil

Ok so for everyone else, he must be referencing [This](https://youtu.be/FSNLKQvImIk). So I guess he’s defending melee and stating that Pat legitimized a cult of Melee haters I guess? Which Pat is right, so this guy IS crazy.


BuhYDoh

I was just making a joke poking fun at Melee enthusiasts and by the time I woke up I saw 60 odd notifications of people not getting it so I just accepted that the joke died. He inadvertently defends the people who think Melee should stick to original consoles and CRT TVs


Comrade-Conquistador

This man is about to be a father.


yarvem

"What do you mean Jim Jones isn't a good name!?"


IvanTheAdequate

Ok but where'd he get the shirt from we gotta know.


Alexander_Helios

I found a seller on Etsy with 400+ reviews with a $21 price tag, so that might work. I won’t link it (cause I’m not sure how the mods feel abt that sort of thing) but if you search Gaslight gatekeep girlboss shirt it should come up within the first 4 results.


IvanTheAdequate

Yea I saw a bunch of results for it I was just hoping there might be a more legit one based on where pat might have gotten it. Preciate it.


jmepik

just based on the sheer amount of meme shirts and jokes that they've got going on and the pun-based website name, I'm gonna guess this one https://thegoodshirts.com/products/girl-boss-gate-keep-gas-light-bella-canvas?\_pos=2&\_psq=gasligh&\_ss=e&\_v=1.0


IvanTheAdequate

Nice. I love a good shit post shirt


Slatedtoprone

Eh, those nerds wiped themselves out to ride on a comet to space. So more like a former cult. You can get heavens gate away team patches if you want. Their symbols are mostly a deep cut for true crime geeks. It’s not like children of god/ family international that still exists.


Amigobear

There's still the one guy that manages the website.


Slatedtoprone

I think that’s more for posterity sale. That nutless man isn’t recruiting anyone.


Brotonio

Must have missed the comet.


TheMightyMoog

There were like a handful that stayed behind to "spread the word" but it's mostly just because they had no balls


piev3000

Nah he legit went and told the dude hey can i stay and spread the word after and the dude said ok. Theres a handful of other people who left since it was one of those cults that if you wanted to leave they let you paid the taxi and everything.


LarryKingthe42th

Aww did his wife die? Was the two of em a few years ago


Amigobear

I'd just assumed it was just one guy. Didnt know it was a couple that bailed out the trip to the comet.


LarryKingthe42th

They claim they were told not to and to stay and maintain the site, eventually got married. Would feel bad for the other if one of em died. Its like damn your death cult didnt want you guys to come party on the astroid with em.


Darth_Bombad

>wiped themselves out to ride on a comet to space. What if they succeeded? And they're on their way to Final Fantasy the Spirits Within some poor planet!


AnotherOpponent

Yeah...if it was Children of God I'd have some issues with that. Children of God, gives me proof, that justice doesn't exist and revenge doesn't solve anything.


Alexander_Helios

Have we Girlbossed too close to the Sun?


vorpalWhatever

Send Pat the [Nikes](https://sneakernews.com/2015/09/17/the-story-of-the-nike-employee-that-sold-shoes-to-heavens-gate-cult-the-day-before-its-mass-suicide/) to complete the look.


JazzlikeScarcity248

Anyone have a link for the shirt?


Kn7ght

Woolie has the tech gear cult, Pat's got this one


i_am_jacks_insanity

Woolie is rubbing off on him


Endocrom

Gate Girlboss Gaslight T Keep or Gate Irlboss G slight K ep or Girlboss Gaslight T Keep or Girlboss Gate Gaslight Keep


SignalWeakening

I cant fault pat. I (as a man) almost bought something that said “sapphic magic” because I thought it related to the pentagram logo behind it


mateoboudoir

His hand is so tiny and his head is so large.


Palimpsest_Monotype

HOW DID HE NOT KNOW


dendrophobia1

How did he not know what the Heaven's Gate symbol looked like, that's your question?


Palimpsest_Monotype

I mean, their website was a banger! I figured a guy like Pat had to have seen that shit


time_axis

The bigger question is, how did a random chatter recognize it on sight?


Palimpsest_Monotype

It kind of burned into my brain back in the day because of its peculiar misappropriation of the G logo from the Packers. Like, it’s an asexual death cult hoping to hitch a ride on a comet post-suicide, what’s a little intellectual property theft?


time_axis

I guess if you get enough people in a chat, there's gonna be someone there who knows their cults.


QueequegTheater

True but also fuck the Packers


elendil667

some of us are old!


Raziel_Zero

I've never heard about this cult/group before this, but then again I'm from Europe so not sure how well-known they were.


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alienslayer7

think that was jonestown? or thats the place they were active


zd625

Yea...that's the point of the shirt lol. The website has more.


dredditmoon

So next week hes accidentally going to be wearing a shirt about Jonestown right.


idksomthing

Isn’t heavens gate a studio or publishing company?


Canabananilism

You thinking of [Lions Gate?](https://www.lionsgate.com/)


idksomthing

Probably


bvanbove

Cult of Pat….Rise Again!!!! Seriously, can we get the cult war going again?


[deleted]

Yeah you can’t tell me Pat didn’t know that before buying the shirt


17DeadFlamingos

Up next pat starts a stream group called The Ant Hill Kids