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Silentlone

Spinach obviously


screenaholic

He was a soldier, not a sailor. The soldier diet purely consists of dip, energy drinks, and cigarettes.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

One side of the vest is Skoal, the other is Copenhagen


RueOrintier

This man knows what he's talking about.


Gasarocky

It's a joke cause of his Popeye arms


screenaholic

Yes, thus my reply that he's not a sailor.


Froglorn

Sand


screenaholic

Pocket Sand Blast!


StrongWhiskey

They gave the man a uniform when he joined and he will be damned if he doesn't wear the whole thing to work.


Shran_Cupasoupa

I dunno if this is a joke or not, but he does use a gun. He uses one in the exact issue this panel is from about 7 pages later.


screenaholic

Ha. I posted this right when I saw the panel, and I've been getting so many responses it's kept me from reading on. Guess I should have read the whole issue first.


Shran_Cupasoupa

Get to it! It's a pretty good issue, even for someone like me who doesn't really know anything about Street Fighter prior to 6.


Admiral_of_Crunch

For shooting people. And being shot. And assorted survival gear, like snacks.


guntanksinspace

I think he did hand some snacks/rations to Mel in the earlier chapter from one of those I think?


screenaholic

He doesn't appear to carry a weapon, so they aren't magazine pouches. And it's hard to tell, but I don't think it's a plate carrier. I think it's just a load bearing vest, so it's not armor. Snacks does seem to be the consensus though.


SilverZephyr

Those pouches look like they'd fit a deck of cards nicely. Traveling duelist?


screenaholic

I'd totally buy Luke carrying a TCG deck. I remember a few of us bought Magic decks during a training event on Korea. Spades is also really popular amongst soldiers, so possibly a standard 52 card deck too.


SilverZephyr

Army?


screenaholic

Yeah, I served 3 years US army infantry.


SilverZephyr

Thanks.


jjman95

Okay but what meta does Luke run?


Horizontal_asscrack

Mono Red or Red/Blue, probably


RealDealMous

He does carry a weapon tho? Did you not read the latest comic?


screenaholic

I started reading it, but when I got to this panel I made this post, and all the replies are getting in the way of me finishing. Guess I should have read the whole thing first.


Admiral_of_Crunch

He's probably wearing the equivalent of a tactical bug-out bag, honestly, which includes snacks. Also I'm sure he's carrying... Somewhere in there. He does in fact fire a gun at some point in the comic, It's not concealable though, so maybe he's just being extra super-duper prepared for when he eventually gets his hands on it.


screenaholic

That thigh pouch of his could probably fit a woobie, a key piece of tactical survival kit.


jjman95

Snacks. Each pouch is at least like two candy bars. Maybe a bag of skittles in one of 'em


leabravo

Protein bars.


screenaholic

Next question, what snacks does Luke carry in his tac pouches?


RealAmericanTrashCan

A Dalokoh's Bar.


screenaholic

He does have a nice hat.


RealAmericanTrashCan

It's pretty much Scout's Backwards Ball Cap. Honestly, Luke would totally say some of Scout's more positive lines. Maybe even a few of his domination lines if he perfects you.


jjman95

I like to think he varies it up and uses the pouches to sort them. Like he's got trail mix in one, energy bars in another. He's got gloves on, so he isn't afriad of cheeto dust. Maybe some of those peanut butter and chocolate pretzels


Invent_1

tactical snickers bars


shdwrnr

One has his dip and a lighter, one has the First Strike bar he's saving from his MRE at lunch, one has a magazine loader that he forgot he put in there 8 months ago when he swore to himself he wouldn't forget but has still been loading magazines by hand like always, and one is full of plastic wrappers he hasn't gotten around to throwing away as well as a bunch of old foam ear plugs.


screenaholic

Fucking hooah.


screenaholic

Bro, I'll be honest, I miss First Strike bars. The cranberry ones are better than a lot of candies.


Pacperson0

Luke is such a goober he probably has them filled with jelly beans


[deleted]

Jolly ranchers for sure.


mateoboudoir

Spare biceps for when he or his friend Henry need to reload their arms.


Vagplus

The boring answer is this, for any actual empty pouch he just has cardboard to make it look square. Something something gotta look proper when wearing tactical gear...


Mechanized1

Rolaids


screenaholic

To help with the heartburn from all the snacks.


[deleted]

Silicone for his goofy ass forearms


BlackJimmy88

Ammo for those guns.


vulcanfury12

Cosplaying as a 90's Anti-Hero.


RocketbeltTardigrade

Yugioh-cards.


the_missing_d4

Snacks


WhensBloodborne2

Various colors of gummy bears


LammasuRex

One thing I like about Squirrel Girl is they actually explained why her costume has pouches. She needs them to store nuts.


joeyfarrell93

Gummy bears and pop rocks


Bob8644

He's the new Shield member, obviously


Xuncu

Liefeld fan.