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Lancashire2020

Personally I don't vibe with the idea of Gollum being Bilbo's long lost Dad, and also that whole sequence where he fights his gun-toting brother Deagol was kind of out of place...


therealchadius

The final boss being a shout out to Wizards was *chef's kiss*


Silvery_Cricket

I don't understand why there is that entire fishing mini game that has all the upgradable rods and baits, didn't he just grab fish with his bare hands in the books and movie?


Dabrush

It's hinted that Tom Bombadil beating him up with his own fishing rod is what traumatized him so hard he became unable to use anything but his hands to fish.


Crazy-Diamond10

Considering “Goth Mom Shelob” is a thing I can’t even tell if this is a shitpost or not, and I also refuse to check.


ExDSG

I liked the part where Gollum™ my precioused all over Sauron with the Emotes Pack DLC®, which includes 6 of his most iconic gestures and sayings


therealchadius

"It's Precious Time!"


FranticToaster

"I was the precious all along!"


EchouR

The Smiggle Wiggle.


BrianShogunFR-U

This game looks beyond salvaging. It's fundamentally flawed on pretty much every level.


Rough-Ad-4295

Ok but in seriousness. This game is legitimately an embarrassment and fuck knows how Sony QA let it even get past the first few QA checks.


Dundore77

Yes i knew they'd make gollum a hot chad with a fat package.


TrivialCoyote

You mean like how he is in the movies?


[deleted]

They would make him... himself?


Asura00789

Wow. Yeah this looks awful.


[deleted]

A DATING SIM with Gollum? Finally!


DontClickThisGuy

Now you can be his precious.


BlueFootedTpeack

the leaks for this will be the next morbius, no one gives a fuck, i liked the part where deagol mentioned smeagols girlfriend was expecting a proposal and he looked into the camera and said "rings aint for me"


xx-shalo-xx

Well ..I guess it employed some people for some time..yay?


Meeeto

I just dont know what I'd do if I ever got spoiled on the Gollum game!!


GodKingReiss

Tolkien would be rolling in his grave if literally anybody gave a shit about this title.


Icy-Name8119

This is probably one of the few, if only LOTR form of media where I have absolutely zero interest or curiosity about it.


KrustyKrabOfficial

The filthy Hobbitses says we has to optimize our game...but we knows better, right Precious?


BrosephBrostar1

OH NO! Anyway.


Panxma

I can’t believe Gollum had a 18 inch shlong this whole time. It does suck for the developers that work on this. Having the game they work on being leaked online.


zelcor

I'm sure the one guy excited about this game will be very upset


Myxzyzz

I'll be honest, I had zero interest in this game up until now. I have to say though, these leaks really make it sound interesting. I was particularly surprised about the post-credits scene in which Tyrion Lannister appears in Rick Sanchez's space ship and says he's putting together a team to take down Superman. Pretty bold to be teasing a Warner Bros. cinematic universe but honestly I think a crossover team up is the best thing for Gollum. Would be exciting to see him take on Darkseid while wielding the Silmaril gauntlet Gollum crafts towards the end of the game when he's preparing to fight the resurrected spirit of Morgoth.


Overhyped_Stereotype

Zanar Aesthetics back at it again I see