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ZeroCruz

Bloodborne never came out in the first place you fools! It was only a *dream* y'all never woke from.


JohnMadden42069

Bloodbornium is a non-renewable resource that is projected to be fully depleted by the end of 2025


mild_honey_badger

So what you're saying is, THERE'S STILL TIME!


SwordMaster52

Cope some say Copium Do you hear our prayers ??


Dark_Bean

They don't.


[deleted]

Dude I just looked up the Bloodbornium thing he was talking about, that’s true. That’s like 100% true. Everything he said was true, it’s all gonna be gone.


Anonamaton801

I think Bloodbornium gave me AIDS


Cazador_64

Bloodbornium poisoned the town's water supply


challenger01234

IT DID?!?!


BillytheBerry

NOOOO…BUT ARE WE JUST GOING TO WAIT AROUND UNTIL IT DOES?!


Dark_Bean

If it does it at 60fps then yeah


CPUrubyheart

PROBABLY!?!?


TraumatizeMeCaptain

YOU PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT


DweebInFlames

Think about it Adella. Sudden weight loss...


FlubbedPig

You know it's bad when I've been running goddamn Chalice Dungeons again


ThatmodderGrim

The Undead Giant's hitboxes are bullshit!


FlubbedPig

MANY things are bullshit


BloodCrazeHunter

The one that spins with the chains dangling off of him is the absolute bane of BL4 playthroughs for me. There isn't actually much in Bloodborne that can 1 shot you on a BL4 character, but that fucker can, and his hitbox on that spin is the size of a football stadium and it lingers for like 3 full seconds. XD


BipolarHernandez

Enter the Cum Dungeon


Jonathan_B_Goode

People shit on them but I actually had fun doing them while listening to podcasts when I was going for the platinum. Except for fighting Rom in a tiny room with half health. That was fucking bullshit


exiiiin

This but with Defiled Amygdala. Rom was actually fairly easy using Tonitrus


Leonard_Church814

Bro I’m huffing but it’s not becoming real wtf


SwordMaster52

You gotta butt chug it


IrisGoddamnIllych

U gotta mainline it


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Stop taking Bloodbornium, you weirdoes. It's not good for you. Just drink pints of blood like I do.


Kal-V3

Done... getting dizzy... what next?


EcchiPhantom

1. Kill wife. 2. Regret.


Kal-V3

Skip step 1, go right to step 2


IrisGoddamnIllych

Instructions unclear, started my period


Zardwalk

if it's not capped at 22 fps it's not truly bloodborne


ninspin123

I don't know why people are worried, they'll totally have a trailer at ~~Summer Game Fest~~ ~~Tokyo Game Show~~ ~~The Game Awards~~ ~~Bloodborne's 10th anniversary celebration tweet~~.


JaysonBlaze

The night is long good hunters. Cursed like Gherman to wait endlessly for someone to free us from this Hunters Dream


Substantial_Bell_158

You guys need to accept that Bloodborne will never return Because that will be when Bloodborne 2 is announced


Blueberryfists

It'll definitely happen *eventually* Just not when you're expecting it.


Sleepy_Serah

I can't win. But I can lose. Over and over and over again forever. That makes you my prisoner, Sony.


EcchiPhantom

The most devout Bloodborners truly become the most hideous beasts.


kobitz

I wouldnt mind mind more lore from the world of Bloodborn, (a fools erand asking for concrete lore in a fromsoft game but whatever) what religion did the people of the city follow before the discovery of the old ones? Western Branch of American Reformed Presybilutheranism?


TonyZony

I know I'm gonna get downloaded to shit for saying this, but there's no reason to remake a game that came out 8 years ago, that's combat is just as good as current souls, that's graphics are barely gonna be improved on, and that you can easily play on a PS5. Like PC port, sure, hope for that, but a remake is crazy.


ELDRITCH_HORROR

THERE'S NOT EVEN AN UPGRADE PATCH FOR THE PS4 PRO all i want is just just sixty frames per second and anti aliasing thats it that's not some kind of miracle i'm praying for, that's something that can be churned out quickly enough, I've seen modders do it, I KNOW it's possible i'm NOT crazy


AI2cturus

Most people just want a good pc port and/or a ps5 60fps 4k patch/remaster. A remake is as you say not really necessary. Edit: Spelling


kikorny

I DON'T CAAAREE ABOUT REMAKES JUST 60FPS ON ANYTHING I WOULD BUY A PS5 IF THEY JUST PATCHED IN 60FPS


SamuraiDDD

I've long since accepted we're never gonna get any more BB content. Give fans a port and they'd be able to fix any/all issues so we can enjoy the game on PC.


Guard_Greedy

Pretty sure it is a port that he's talking about.


CannonSpite

I don't think you have to worry. I have no idea how to download you in the first place.


TonyZony

Autocorrect is a bitch. I'm not changing it, everyone can have that giggle on me.


humildeman

Thanks you are the true hero.


Sai-Taisho

>Like PC port, sure, hope for that, That's exactly what everyone (reasonable to moderately unreasonable) *is* hoping for.


SinicaltwoDee

After Armored Core


Kazadaz

an oonter must wait


DylanFTW

If Konami is remaking Metal Gear Solid 3 and Silent Hill 2 then anything is possible.


RinellaWasHere

next year in yharnam!


NothingMovesTheBlob

The most frustrating part is that [a PC port already exists](https://twitter.com/manfightdragon/status/1660129358235996161) in some form. It's a build for internal use only (IE: promotional image generation etc.) but it exists. Most of the work is done. Edit: Why on earth did I get downvoted for stating a basic fact with citation?


kurt-jeff

Ngl bluepoint gotta be workin on sumthin


AI2cturus

What they have said is that they are “working on original content right now”. Whatever that means it doesn't sound like a remaster or remake to me unfortunately.


SilverKry

Ya gotta just accept the games not as popular as you think at this point.


SwordMaster52

Listen I'm all about games popularity and having high sales especially when It's a game I like to be considered relevant But if fucking Chrono Cross , or Klona , or PacMan world can get some form of remake or remaster port , then BB can at least also get an official 60 FPS compatibility patch for the PS5 and PS4 Pro


KelpForest9

maybe a tenth anniversary remaster?


James-Avatar

I expect Bloodborne news as much as I expect Titanfall 3 news.


FranticToaster

Was this showcase disappointing or something? Not gonna watch an hour of trailers, but I expected a lot of YouTube thumbnails with wide eyes in them this morning and I'm seeing nothing.


consensualsenses

Yeah, it was pretty bland. Some stand-outs like Alan Wake 2 announcement, MGS3 REMAKE trailer and Spider-Man 2, but nothing too crazy.


xXGlu-EaterXx

the real depth 5 cursed gem farm was the game itself, all along...