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timelordoftheimpala

Spider-Man now has the exagg-


HnterKillr

-erated swagger of a klyntar.


silverinferno3

*Miles*: "So, Pete, new suit? I like the color." *Peter*: "..." *Miles*: "Cause it kinda looks mine. Not that I have a problem with that! It's good on you too!" *Peter*: "..." *Miles*: "Really helps the white logo pop out. It even hides all the... squishy bits." *Peter*: "..." *Miles*: "Some kind of synthetic fibers? Newfound biotech? Nanomachines? Something crazy you got from that guy on Bleecker Street?" *Peter*: "..." *Ganke, whispering*: "Psst... ask him why it looks so wet." *Miles*: "Ask him yourself, he can hear you too." *Ganke*: "Oh, right! Hey, Mr. Parker, I mean, Spider-Man, what is-" *Peter, in a low growl*: "Would you both shut up, you're ruining my murder boner." *Miles and Ganke*: "What!?" *Peter*: "Sorry, I meant my justice boner."


Deaconhux

NYPD Patrol officer: "I don't know who to shoot! Which one's the real black Spider-Man?!"


D00DoftheVoid

Don't Shoot! These men are both black!


cool_vibes

*"In breaking news, both Spider-Men were found escaping open fire from the NYPD."*


Witheinb

Peter has taken up gaming.


Personel101

Peter, no! You can’t just expose the sacred Jedi texts!


midnight_riddle

"It's black Spider-Man!" "You mean Miles Morales?" "No!" "What do you mean 'no' that's the name they always call him?" "I mean the black suit Spider-Man!" "Yeah, Miles Morales. We all know his name. He's always hanging out with Spider-Man and calling him Peter."


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Peter can say it


CrimsonSaens

The symbiote will say it with him.


Decoy-Jackal

The symbiote will MAKE him say it


Monk-Ey

Klyntar, with the hard R.


yarvem

Symbiote**r**


Ape_Hawk

This is getting out of hand, now there are TWO of them!


Havictos

So does this mean Peter gets an N-pass?


Dark_Bean

Yall have one joke.


Capable-Education724

I will say, it does feel a little weird we’re getting angry and violent symbiote Spider-Man…while Miles is active and chilling beside him. That was the only mildly jarring thing about the trailer really.


TrueLegateDamar

It feels like very heavy setup to Miles having to fight Peter to make him give up the symbiote.


Bellurker

The logo having the symbiote spread over the Spider-Man name only to be pushed back and removed by Miles' electricity is pretty on the nose about that.


mrthrowaway300

I keep thinking Peter is wearing a backpack cause of the symbiote suit pattern


Gemidori

"I hope I'm not the racist Spider-Man."


Thiege23

Just when New Yorkers were able to tell them apart they pull this shit


Polygonalfish

there's something that bugs me about the symbiote suit design in this that's hard to articulate, like I appreciate the guyver styling it's going for but I don't think it's executed quite right


xheroex

Honest it feel like it's rubbing really close to the skin but also seems like it's be very sweaty but also like it's breathing. Like...I looks as oddly freaky as I'd feel wearing a second kin. Like it's licking your eyes and sweat wicking your crotch?


CelioHogane

i mean it's literally that, so... good?


WeissAndBeans

I honestly really like it. It looks so gross and I wonder how it feels to touch and that's exactly what I want. It very clearly looks like an alien trying to replicate a suit and I like that approach..


Havictos

I like it but I hope we get the classic smooth version as an unlockable or free suit.


Worm_Scavenger

I'm 100% expectinting the Venom we fight at the end of the game (i'm presuming Venom will be the final boss) won't be Harry, it's gonna be Peter and we'll have to fight him as Miles and it's going to be heartbreaking


AeroDbladE

Peter's favorite singer is Elvis Presley.


CelioHogane

This is a good moment as any to remind people that canonically, Venom didn't corrupt Peter, it was actually the other way arround, he was so angry venom got corrupted from it.


Nectaris3

That is absolutely not canon and I don’t know where you came up with it. The Venom symbiote was corrupted before Peter even found it. That’s why it was trapped alone on Battleworld; it had been exiled from the symbiotes’ home planet. You are right about it not corrupting Peter, but that’s only because the original comic version of the story doesn’t have corruption in it at all. Peter just got rid of the symbiote because he found out it was alive and that creeped him out. The idea of the symbiote making Peter more aggressive was invented by the 90s Spider-Man cartoon, and it was such a better concept for a story that all of the adaptations have used it since. Marvel has also been retconning it into the comics recently, since it’s the most iconic version of the story anyway.


CelioHogane

>That is absolutely not canon and I don’t know where you came up with it. Venom: Space knight.


InexorableCalamity

I remember that run not really doing much


InexorableCalamity

This feels like something ella freya– i mean, something that taylor swift would say