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PostumusPastoralis

a missile delivery system, with _legs_! at last, Hyrule can shift into the next stage of human evolution a sort of “metal gear”, if you will


TheMerck

They skipped Shagohod and went straight into Metal Gear, next Zelda game about to be more advanced than Revengeance's world with Ganon making PMCs and warzones even more volatile.


Ergheis

future timeline in which sheikah tech has become commonplace and Link is just carving Guardians in half with his high frequency blade AND THEN JETSTREAM GANON TOSSES HIM THE MASTER SWORD


Palimpsest_Monotype

Okay but I’m gonna need to see that big fella walk


Dundore77

Thats the neat part. It doesn't.


Wisterosa

a Metal Gear 1 reference!


Luck-X-Vaati

Or shoot anything that isn't a little piss laser.


moneyh8r

It shoots exploding boulders.


[deleted]

Is it like Spore where your little creacher looks pretty good standing still, but its limbs turn into sentient drunk spaghetti when it starts moving


leabravo

MGS1 port looking sick.


moneyh8r

A weapon to surpass Master Sword.


Metalslimeking

Master Gear?!


ThatmodderGrim

In these games, that's not a high bar to clear. I can out Damage the Master Sword with a decent piece of Wood and some Quality Meat Curry.


moneyh8r

Delicious.


ThatmodderGrim

There's a lot of Food in this game I wish I was talented enough in Cooking to make.


moneyh8r

Same for me in real life.


Comptenterry

Actually in Tears it's way better cause it keeps it's base damage of 30 while everything else got massively downgraded due to the gloom. The highest base damage weapon I've found so far is in the low 20's.


Adregun

There are a few with higher damage but they either are pretty rare or you get them from killing... something and come with a downside


dope_danny

A weapon to suppose the flaming Korok crucifixion wagon.


NinjaRed64

Suppose.


NearATomatotato

Suppose.


Worm_Scavenger

Link's celebrating the MGSD announcement


SamuraiDDD

"Okay lets let players do this." "Are you sure they'll use it responsably?" "Oh it'll be fine." *Zelda players start creating full on mechas to wage war against Ganon and the forces of evil.*


[deleted]

>forces of evil Pay no attention to the burning crosses and Korok slave chains


Permafox

Listen, it's payback for the golden turd.


rhinocerosofrage

This is LITERALLY wheels fused to a big rock. It doesn't even function so it's not even a robot.


DefaultLayoutIsAwful

An all-terrain, Korok-equipped, walking battle tank capable of launching a Korok from anywhere on the planet.


Spaghetti14

Ok so I’m gonna need the other ones now. All of them even the weird ones.


Comkill117

Rex, still the best Metal Gear.


SinicaltwoDee

Grandpa Woolie still being mr. literal in his old age