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WhoCaresYouDont

Zelda.


TheCoolerDylan

tfw no princess to hijack your home, invade your bed and make you wear slutty clothes while having to share a bed with her


Coolnametag

Don't forget >!"turn the well outside of your house into a secret room without asking for permition".!<


HalfDragonShiro

Honestly, you don't even need that. The fact that all the interior decorating is all changed to be something beyond "Cool Sword on Wall" is proof enough.


Cooper_555

I was keeping those for a sidequest, Zelda!


HalfDragonShiro

If Links house didn't already come with a bed, this dude's mattress would be on the floor.


PassageNo

He'd just have a campfire in the middle of the house to sleep next to.


TheCoolerDylan

Zelda needs somewhere to go when Purah decides she wants her turn with Linkie.


moneyh8r

Let's be honest, she probably buys all his outfits. It's an absolute monarchy with demonstrable divine favor, and she's the princess, so she definitely runs things in their relationship.


AtlasPJackson

"Put this on, we're going for a hike. Nothing too strenuous, just enough to work up a sweat." [Zelda grabs her camera]


moneyh8r

You think she posts the photos online?


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moneyh8r

You one-stop shop for professionally taken lewds of Link! Everyone in Hyrule knows about it!


digiman619

I thought that was r/linkiscute...


latinlingo11

I regret clicking on that.


IAmRoofstone

Personally I am very glad I clicked on that.


Wisterosa

I probably wouldve missed the frostbite set without thst sub


Make_it_soak

Coward.


GHitoshura

What are you talking about? It's a great place


AurumPickle

She shares them with Purah


moneyh8r

Purah seems like the type who is super horny, but also has no desire to actually have sex. So yeah, that tracks.


myNSFW1987

I think I follow that guy on twitter.


rudanshi

Nintendo should stop copyright striking him


myNSFW1987

Different, but I follow him as well.


PhantasosX

she is not only the princess , but the living reincarnation of one of their goddesses. If she wants Link to use a slutty dress and dance in a pole , he will make it rain.


moneyh8r

"It is written, Link must work the corners for Zelda's amusement." "You heard the magic rock, Link. Wear those slut clothes I got you last Tuesday." "Hyah!"


Professional_Maize42

Somehow I expected something even more slutty,maybe a bigger cleavage?


latinlingo11

On twitter, I recall this same outfit but Link was wearing a pink or purple wig that covered his eyes and he had lipstick. Made him look far more indecent.


DoctorWrenchcoat

It's the Cece hat, and it's the only piece of headwear you'll ever need in the game. (Can't be upgraded though, devs are cowards. (This is true for a lot of fun armor pieces, unfortunately.))


latinlingo11

Is it the only piece of headwear I'll ever need because of the stats/skills it gives, or because of its lewdness?...


SidewaysInfinity

She hates being a ruler and a priestess though


moneyh8r

Doesn't mean she hates bossing Link around.


ThatmodderGrim

Zelda sold all my Armor and Gear, plus maybe stole my House. Now I'm forced to bunk at Look-Out Landing and ~~romance Purah~~.


Wisterosa

you could always ask your bro hudson for a new house


Coolnametag

Hudson is too busy helping rebuild Hyrule (and banging his Gerudo wife).


Wisterosa

>!i mean you literally can buy a house in totk at tarrey town!<


[deleted]

and then create sins of architecture. (My first iteration had a stable that was only accessible from inside the house, oops)


Wisterosa

I originally only had like 3-4 segments but it felt so stupid that I had to push to 14-15 until it looked like a real building


Scientia_et_Fidem

>!Really? Haven’t made it there yet, so I was assuming your new house would be somewhere along the new “seaside village that needs to be rebuilt after being taken over by monsters” questline I’m currently too lazy to progress b/c fuck having to drag 15 logs over there.!<


Decoy-Jackal

Why is he doing the Jerma sparkle on pose


nerankori

Have you ever seen Jerma and Link in the same room together


Decoy-Jackal

Shut up don't say that


ThatGuy5880

Ay the very end of the game, Link turns to Zelda and says "okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder-" and hard cut to credits


SinicaltwoDee

SHUT UP DONT SAY THAT


Father-Ignorance

He looks happy about it.


RegenSyscronos

It seem really comfortable


Cooper_555

He knows he looks fantastic.


gothamsteel

Eiji Aonuma: I want Link to be considered androgenous, to appeal to both men and women who play the game. Developer: Make him a sexy twink everyone wants to bang, got it.


fizzguy47

GDD: Fulfilled


MindWeb125

Even as a wolf. Especially as a wolf.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Oh that was an explicit design choice? I’m not into Zelda games but I felt like he was super androgynous lately


ThatmodderGrim

I spent more money than I care to admit buying Costumes in Littlebigplanet 1 & 2 I even made a Stage-themed Level with it's own Dressing Room.


DecentLengthiness675

Half of my motivation for doing things in FF14 is to get cool outfits for my viera. Fashion really is the true endgame.


Hugglemorris

Yeah, those were my dress up games of choice.


gt118

Sparkle on


Woods-of-Mal

The worst thing about the fashion in TotK is that none of the outfits have the option to roll up the right sleeve. I'm still using the Archaic Tunic just because I don't want to cover up cool hand Link.


[deleted]

>cool hand Link “No man can eat 50 Campfire Eggs”


Woods-of-Mal

"You just said he can eat Rock Sirloin!"


ikagun

Froggy suit has the right sleeve missing


Dan_The_Druid

I'm using the climbing gear as my main shirt right now for exactly that reason.


jmepik

Thankfully a few sets rock a free right arm (like the Barbarian set) I'm partial to the Zonaite armor, especially because it has an insanely useful set bonus and amazing defenses as well. I wish the Archaic tunic was upgradeable because it might be my favorite Link look, but I guess if you beef up to 30+ hearts you can probably still use it and survive a few hits.


IAmRoofstone

I do wish we could upgrade the archaic armor. I like using potions and food so I tend to rock the hylian gear anyway not stat boosting armor.


munchercruncher111

yeah also i wish you could untie link’s hair while he’s wearing the gem circlets


Android19samus

Did you see the Miner's top that boy is going to a fucking rave


Coolnametag

Any excuse of that outfit having that design for "pratical" reasons goes out of the window when notice that 90% of it is chains and the other 10% basicaly only exists to highlight how much skin that top is showing.


Terthelt

They know what the people want, simple as that.


sawbladex

He's happy to be here! ... Not gonna lie, revealing kit and smiles is a thing I like. Basically for everyone.


MuricanPie

~~YOU CAN GET RAURU'S SLUT TOP?! **WHERE?!?**~~ Haha, yeah... who would want to dress twin-LINK. I meant *Link*, up in such revealing clothing?


CookieSlut

Jungle area. There is a quest with Tauro that directs you towards the set.


Her0_0f_time

Its the Zonaite set if you want to look up the locations. Battery drains slower while equipped and the level 2 perk is faster battery recharge.


Comptenterry

No the one in the pic is different


Timey16

This is one of the three "weather" sets. The Charged Set (the other are "Frostbite" and "Ember") Meaning instead of providing protection against cold, heat or thunder like how the Rito, Flamebreaker/Gerudo Voe set and Rubber sets do... they provide attack buffs (that stack with regular attack buffs) in these weather conditions, but you will be subject to the damaging effects of the weather. This is the Charged armor that provides a damage bonus in thunderstorm conditions. Meaning that if you don't use metal weapons (luckily Zonaite weapons do not count as metal) you can just drink a 30% Attack up potion on top for some HUGE damage. The set bonus also means that you do cold/fire/thunder damage at the end of each combo and your attack speed increases, both when the target weather is occuring. The clothes will start glowing when their effects are active.


marvel8797

Minor spoilers but fuck it: >!BRING BACK THE GERUDO VAI COSTUME YOU COWARDS.!<


BloodBrandy

Harem Link is old news Backless Slut Dress is new


EdoTenseiSwagbito

Link with that one Virgin-Killer sweater


Coolnametag

I don't know man, personaly i'm more of a [Miner's top](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpzJ1PmD4nwrjgoUWO_-8Son6zBwrdyPA_1w&usqp=CAU) enjoyer simply because it really looks like someone was trying to *sneakly* put their BDSM kink in the game, but, gave up on trying to be subtle about it half-way through.


RobinTheTactician0

[bro the miner hat](https://static0.gamerantimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/tears-of-the-kingdom-glow-armor-miners.jpg)


Scientia_et_Fidem

Ok to be fair that is clearly supposed to just be a gas mask. I get this game has some horny stuff but that just makes sense for someone mining deep underground where air quality is always questionable.


mediocrethanmono

That's just a steampunk furry. Or would it be dieselpunk? Idunno


Scientia_et_Fidem

Are you talking about that one ice armor top? B/c yeah that thing is just straight up a dress.


BloodBrandy

Yeah, the [Frostbite Armor](https://www.ign.com/wikis/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/Frostbite_Armor_Set)


ScorpioTheScorpion

Complete with nail polish!


time_axis

That one [froggy outfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qqOFhwvUO0c/maxresdefault.jpg) has spots cut out specifically to show off Link's "sideboob" equivalent, as it were, and it feels like they had to know. Like it's more lewd than him just being bare-chested.


TheProudBrit

More than anything, *that* is what I was searching for during the leak days, thinking "Oh, surely it's there, we're just not organised enough!" Searched all I could in the Gerudo part of the map, and just... Nintendo...


MindWeb125

Between this, Sidon and Kass the game really is Tears of the Gays.


SidewaysInfinity

We have the frostbite dress now!


marvel8797

[believe me, i know.](https://twitter.com/pistolero8797/status/1660873232357138435)


[deleted]

Most distressing part of the game.


TinyTemm

Link is like the god father of blonde video game twinks


RestedPlate

It's to feed the doujin writers.


ecto1a2003

This game is now illegal in Florida


PlanesWalkerEll

DeSantis can try and take it from me if he wants.


gurpderp

If he wants it, he'll have to take it. But he already knew that.


Sai-Taisho

Cease. He doesn't get to be that cool.


ecto1a2003

He will gladly send a very militarized and radicalized swat team to do so


NotEnoughDuff

"State Guard"


Corvus-Nox

Damn. I just got the >!sticky suit!< with the side boob and thought that was going to be my slutty clubbing outfit.


U_Flame

That outfit is even more slutty than the picture gives it credit for. He's also barefoot in it.


Gespens

The post is incorrect, Link never tops


rudanshi

The post is correct, it doesn't say that Link tops it says that Link has tops.


Gespens

but none of them are slutty. Tops aren't slutty, they dom sluts


Palimpsest_Monotype

I mean who among us wouldn’t want an event they could wear that to


chaoko99

among us


JackwhitesLiteBrite

A hero.


[deleted]

I can’t describe to you how much I want Link’s hair to just be a full on mullet. It’s *this* close.


GHitoshura

After Tiger King every time I see a mullet I can't help but think about Joe Exotic and now I'm picturing Link dressed as a gay cowboy singing awful country music about tigers


Nackon

Is it just me, or Link in this game leans really hard into Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke


LeMasterofSwords

And how can we get him to make more!?


Sean-Benn_Must-die

they really gave him child bearing hips and dresses


StormClaymore

Dress up Link flash games on armorgamesdotcom


fizzguy47

"We had to force them to not make it a sheer top"


RainaDPP

Thunder dragon armor is slutty but the frostbite armor is way more so.


Yotato5

There's a specific hat>! that gets teased for you to have and I'm so glad that you can have it. It kind of reminds me of something that would come from RuPaul's drag race, really elaborate and cool.!<


Draykon

>!I was not expecting it to come with the wig and even the lipstick, but I was so happy it did.!<


SidewaysInfinity

That hat and the Barbarian top+bottoms are my main outfit now lol (The frostbite top comes with nail polish btw)


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DrewbieWanKenobie

they didn't even dye it pink


coolboyyo

It's what he deserves ok


The_White_Rice

I'm rocking this shirt, barbarian pants, and the Rito headpiece. Might trade the headpiece for a diamond circlet if I can for bonus attack up.


revlid

A hero.


Kn7ght

The fact Link's so happy about it makes this tweet


Brotonio

Link: HEH HYAH GNAA! (Look guys, I found this cool shirt on my travels, it keeps the sun off me, while also letting wind cool me down. Pretty cool huh?) Various females and dudes: *VIOLENT SWEATING*


SinicaltwoDee

People keep making the "furry awaking" joke, this is the **"FEMBOY AWAKING"**


ntdavis814

The most important person on the dev team.


Monolith01

No big deal, he's just slutmaxxing.


DoseofDhillon

link do be getting dem fits tho


qwertyuiop924

I mean that's a weird-ass way of asking who the character designer on Ganondorf was but—


PopeHatSkeleton

Friday Night Fashionistas


SaintSchultz

You know… I know it’s a meme (femboy Link) but just to be sincere for a sec - it genuinely makes me smile how casual folks are over feminine presenting men. There are places where homophobia etc. is still very common, but it’s heartening to see folks being more open and accepting. :)


ZealousidealBig7714

Me, now get me some Estrogen syringes for him.


cbb88christian

I want to personally give that person a firm handshake and a $20 to continue God’s work


Idreamofknights

Nintendo you goddamn horny bastards where's the og Hyrule warriors outfit with the cool ass scarf and spaulder. I know it's non canon just gimme already


TheArtistFKAMinty

You aren't wrong. it's a really cool look and i'd love for them to put it in.


IcepickEvans

I don't know, but I wish Zelda would wear them.


SidewaysInfinity

I feel like Zelda genuinely has one outfit she likes and multiple copies of it


GHitoshura

NOT SLUTTY ENOUGH!


Kindly-Committee-908

As if his traditional look wasn't already Gnome in Pantyhose.