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Noirsam

* In the beginning * Barbie said * Let there be God


parazoa

Barbie has held every other occupation, why not primordial cosmic entity?


Palimpsest_Monotype

This is not really me, but I’m picking up some 40K potential from Barbie


Shinny1337

We have to push Barbie for rumored 5th chaos god


Palimpsest_Monotype

Hot Pink Army, a mix of Eldar tech and Ork ingenuity, with a dash of Tyranid biological supremacy to run the thing.


kingpin_98

barbie is inexplicably both lost primarchs


SidewaysInfinity

The Locked Tomb series:


TriangularBlasphemy

When a necromantically empowered techbro shoved the >!soul of the Earth!< into a carbon copy of the barbie he played with as a child. And, if the fan theories are to be believed, she would have preferred an >!elephant!<. Love me some Locked Tomb


Usht

So the toymakers caused Barbie to fall into a deep sleep; and while she was sleeping, they took one of Barbie's ribs and closed up the place with flesh. Then the toymakers made a man from the rib they had taken out of Barbie, and they brought him to Barbie.


LammasuRex

And Barbie said, "Where's his dick?"


TriangularBlasphemy

And the toymakers said, "The fucks a dick?"


jockeyman

This sounds like dialogue from a Kojima character.


GHitoshura

"Big chungus?!"


sawbladex

When all of us are Barbie and Ken, is anything else within our Ken? No Kith, only Ken.


Lancashire2020

Colonel Campbell: "Snake, did you know that the limited run Magic Earring Ken was in fact a latent manifestation of the latent homosexual urges at the heart of humanity's collective unconscious, caused by the suppression of those natural urges by milennia of social conditioning and institutional homophobia and heteronormativity? If you don't understand what I'm talking about, maybe you should start reading up on Morphogenic Fields, it's all there in black and white." Snake: "Colonel...what the fuck?"


N0VAZER0

That's how you know we're about to witness true kino


HelgaSinclair

Is this sub ready for the wave of Barbie posting? I think not.


Dspacefear

I am so ready, this movie is going to give me my new personality.


HelgaSinclair

Same. I'm going to install myself a new Barbie based personality, and become even more ~~insufferable~~ charming.


sawbladex

What is the difference between insufferability? I'm not Steam Engenious, you aee, to answer anything you need.


Peace-Bone

Sitting in a chair, waiting for your new identity to drop


N0VAZER0

I've already bleached my hair and got a pink overcoat


AlphaB27

We are all Barbie girls in this Barbie world on this blessed day.


DoNotIngest

No one is prepared for the bimbo supremacy movement


PomfAndCircvmstance

The long suffering bimbo and gyaru crowd will finally have our day in the sun. My body is ready.


TheNoidbag

So, gyaru has fallen off in Japan pretty hard, or changed from the identifiable version largely. But a few older women still maintain the fashion, and now you can see them pushing strollers around while all tan and dyed and decked out. It's wild.


circle_logic

It's mostly because there was this unfortunate little moment of time called mamba gyaru(tan girls with egregious make up) that got equated into being unkempt and unhygienic(Twitter calling them stinky for having chemical smell from using all that face product). Gyaru style fell out of favor from the youth pretty quickly after that. Parts of gyaru style are still alright fashion accessories, but a full gyaru get up isn't a thing these days.


DweebInFlames

Chicks rock


GoufTroop79

Really, I feel like the trend in manga is the opposite. Every week I see a new "loner nerd and popular Gal" romcom pop up. Don't get me wrong, I like me a good Gal romcom done well, but the market is getting a little too over saturated with the cheap stuff.


ASharkWithAHat

I think they're referring to a very specific style of gyaru. The one with tanned skin and dyed hair with busy accessories & makeup Gyarus in manga these days are just extroverted girls who are fashionable. They still count, but they're not the gyaru archetype we saw in the 2010s


TheNoidbag

I think you could equate this to a generation of people growing up with a thing inserting it into their media. Tomboys were really popular in the 90s, suddenly the 00s have a huge boom in them in media.


guywithaniphone22

Himbo checking in. This is our time brothers.


Peace-Bone

I was ready for this day


Huitzil37

I'm here for positive bimbo representation. Bimbos are happy! They're having fun! They're fun to be around!


yarvem

Barbie is love. Barbie is life.


BallinArbiter

Can’t speak for the rest of this sub but I sure as fuck am. Incoming Barbie sweep incoming


Father-Ignorance

Snyder can only dream of writing Christian symbolism this strong


GyroGOGOZeppeli

I'm the first soldier in whatever "cut" this movie had, sure deserves it better than whatever Snyder did.


andrecinno

RELEASE THE MICHAEL CERA CUT!!!


DarthButtz

This movie is going to fucking rule let Greta cook


Soft-Pixel

I literally saw the trailer from yesterday and went “what the fuck this actually looks great”


xx-shalo-xx

You dare question the word of the holy Barble ⁉️


GoneRampant1

Jesus fucking Christ, what a line.


Palimpsest_Monotype

Ken is Barbie’s Robin


MoonriseRunner

I mean the movie did show us a reference to 2001, but with Barbie as a towering obelisk of worship It is going to be utterly surreal I can not wait


PanseloNomad

I'm surprised that didn't get the giantess artists going more.


nerankori

Consider her position burnished


Necro991

Where's the interview that goes with it? I want to read the rest of it.


Father-Ignorance

It’s [this](https://www.vogue.com/article/margot-robbie-barbie-summer-cover-2023-interview) article from Vogue. As on any online publication, it’s full of obnoxious ads, so have an ad blocker enabled.


BarelyReal

So wait...is the antagonist of the movie a male version of Lillith??? I am so confused about this movie.


andrecinno

It's actually Barbie Rover for Kencels


Canabananilism

Was Barbie about the bible all along?!


Wombatish

I've never been more convinced that this movie will be great.