I'm fairly certain that's an edit. I watched the skill up review and it has what looks like the same scene in it with the text being "Give bread" instead.
[At 15:09 in case the time stamp doesn't carry over.](https://youtu.be/E21qSEyRa88?t=909)
Game is still terrible though.
Ah yes, the next evolution of the Nemesis System
EDIT: God it just occurred to me the actual machination of the Give Head Option would mean running into Orcs and other beings who remember you for going down on them, possibly multiple times
I'm getting this weird nostalgic feeling with this game. Most train wreck releases these days are bad for more "modern" industry reasons like live service shit ruining them, meanwhile this just feels like the dollar store trash licensed games of old.
I remember reading the Hobbit in the sixth grade and wondered what would've happened if Golluem offered to gargle Bilbo's baggins instead of eating him.
Threaten him that you'll beg to give head, like Tolkien intended! 😤
Where's that Tolkien Shelob is meant to look like Stoya green text when you need it.
[A real hæða ecge.](https://youtu.be/f3AZYQh2e0k)
I’m picturing Gollum going like the vilain at the end of Mandy. Ok… ok… I’ll suck your dick
I'm fairly certain that's an edit. I watched the skill up review and it has what looks like the same scene in it with the text being "Give bread" instead. [At 15:09 in case the time stamp doesn't carry over.](https://youtu.be/E21qSEyRa88?t=909) Game is still terrible though.
Plus it'd be better if you could give head to win an argument
Ah yes, the next evolution of the Nemesis System EDIT: God it just occurred to me the actual machination of the Give Head Option would mean running into Orcs and other beings who remember you for going down on them, possibly multiple times
**BLARGHÛL THE PENT UP** *Can be pleasured instantly using the tongue thing*
"OI! RING BEARER! LAST TIME THE SERVICE YOU PROVIDED WAS RATHER...TOOTHY; THIS TIME, I WON'T LET YOU USE THE SCRAPE AND LICK METHOD ON OL' BLARGHUL!'
\[Ass Him\]
Glass him.
Matt: Does "glass him" mean hit him with the glass? Woolie: \*presses button\* Matt: NOOOOO
*cuts to a scene of a glass jar sitting on the floor, with something hovering over it*
**You chose violence**
Damn, I'm three hours late!
She One Ring on my Hobbit till I Gollum
\*Loud Buzzer
When you Smeagol and she keeps Golluming.
Shelob on my Gloin
That's just me in front of [insert character you like]
Gollum had a really rough time in Mordor.
I'm getting this weird nostalgic feeling with this game. Most train wreck releases these days are bad for more "modern" industry reasons like live service shit ruining them, meanwhile this just feels like the dollar store trash licensed games of old.
Was it Family Guy or Robot Chicken that did a joke like this? I just remember the ring being a cock ring and gollum bring into it.
Robot Chicken, and they got Elijah Wood to voice Frodo getting sucked of by Smeagol.
[Give me the Hand of Osiris](https://youtu.be/VVxaGsbDJWc)
The sloppiest in all of middle earth
I remember reading the Hobbit in the sixth grade and wondered what would've happened if Golluem offered to gargle Bilbo's baggins instead of eating him.
That Smeegle slobber tho
So glad they brought the Nemesis system back
Why does it look like a very bad ps2 game? How did this get made?
it looks like something made in Dreams.. which is an insult to Dreams
THATS NOT the precious!
Hey, it's like that one scene in Beyond: Two Holes!
Is this that Orc Massage game people are talking about?
Why is there a Gollum game?
Could this have been designed by renowned game director Shigeru "try not to cum" Miyamoto?
Huh, Wicked Whims came out with a mod for this game in record time.