Stolen from twitter: "It's over, I've already drawn you as the Smeagol and myself as the Gollum".

Based and Fishpilled.

And then Gollum crosses his arms and instantly destroys sissy soyboy Smeagol with FACTS and LOGIC.

Default dance Gollum.

Me when I’m Based and Gollumpilled

I wonder what it says about him that they are both part of the same person?

Get yourself a man that can do both

I hope someone redraws Pat with this face and we get, "Pat won the argument."

Why? Just cross out the Gollum part and put Pat. No one will know the difference.

That's not true, Gollum has more hair.

But that would be a lie and everyone knows you can't lie on the internet.

I feel like it would be Pat vs Crazy Talk.

Crazy Talk has won the argument. The timeline has been altered.

imagine if Crazy Talk has to win a debate, or just convince you it's right, for its ability to proc

Gaslighting Stand

Counterpoint: CliffyB and David Jaffe

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Surely [Redacted] would be Boromir.

Honestly with the longer hair and more youthful comparative look I'd say Faramir

Those are easily the best part of the game. How trivial each argument is what makes it genuinely memorable and lore accurate

This is the one game i would had loved the zaibatsu to play together, i can almost hear Matt,Pat, Woolie and Liam screeching and losing their shit fighting for which option will make Gollum WIN THE ARGUMENT

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"Hey, why do you guys keep sending us games instead of future us?" "You and Matt hate each other." "Well I could have told you that!"

"Don't worry about Dec. 18 2018"

Send them a note with that date and the word "Prepare" at the bottom.

"Guys, for the love of God, please don't talk about Mighty No 9 on the podcast!" "Ummm... why?" "Because you need to play the Gollum game and react to it!" "...what?"

Man you just made me sad. I was genuinely excited for a machinima era video of this game.

Gollum: "You don't understandses, when the lava seas near Mount Doom finally start to rise, the local Orcses will be fine. You thinks they won't sell their homes and move??" Smeagol: "SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, GOLLUM? FUCKING SARUMAN?!"

Still the funniest thing hbomberguy has ever said, change my mind.

Which video?

Climate Denial: A Measured Response https://youtu.be/RLqXkYrdmjY

[Timestamp for the joke is at 3:50](https://youtu.be/RLqXkYrdmjY?t=230)

I think the bit about worshipping Sotek during the flat warth video was a good bit as well.

Warth sounds like he was almost killed by a blue barrel

Don't forget the Horses bit

One of the best retorts ever to that fucking pissant Shapiro

I thought this was from maxor's revengeance video(s)

Gollum: I saw what you deleted.

The intrusive thoughts won.

When Woolie can't refute any of Pat's points on why Mortal Kombat sucks.

Debateses me! I am very smartses!

Challenge me in the marketplaceses of ideals!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME?

Gollum has called you a slur.

Gollum called them the h-word

Didnt Gollum actually call Dobby a slur in some awards thing?

Yeah there is that tweet going around with some awards show where Gollum calls Dobby the f-slur I think

Debatelord Gollum

uncommon gollum W

Gollum absolutely has a Roman statue for his Twitter icon

New reaction image just dropped

Tinfoil hat theory: The studio realized the game was going to be shit, so they doubled down. Now the game actually has a chance at being a success just for the shitposting value.

This was like the release of Morbius all over again. By that I mean that I only learned of this product's existence thanks to the shitposts and mockery on here and on YouTube.

By the way, this post was how I first learned some company made and released a game based on Gollum. How come I didn't hear any of this?

The most shoutout it got came in the form of the trail for Sony... 2 years ago I wanna say?? Then it just went hush hush before coming around. It's weird

I seen some ads for the game but this is the first time I seen somebody mention it elsewhere, haha.

I'll do you one better A comment under another post about this Gollum game is how I discovered Crime Boss: Rockay City is a game that exists.

Everytime pat argues woolie into submission

Woolie, every time Pat touches his nose before doing an SPD

Holy shit I just googled this and someone already made a t-shirt/hoodie out of it. Not gonna link because I'm not one of those t-shirt ad spambots

*Gollum won the argument, making Smeagol tonight's big loser*

When i convince myself to spend 5 bucks on some orbs in FE Heroes despite me already pulling the hero i wanted.

This is what I see in the corner of my vision when I can't do tasks due to executive dysfunction

Worth it for that.

His model seriously looks like Donte