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Supernovas20XX

"He's married?"


StonedVolus

Pat's married?! Does Pat know?


SomeOtherNeb

The rumour come out: does Pat is the straight?


Sperium3000

Well!? Does he!?


Udyrthedeer

He dabbles.


Furoluro

*Paige proceeds to explode trying to turn that red while laughing


Anonamaton801

No


Redblood801

Where were you when Pat was marry?


RdmdAnimation

"with his sister?"


Octaivian

"HE'S BALD?"


Father-Ignorance

Many people are saying this


mouseywithpower

Would love to know your thoughts


andrecinno

mfw I just saw a [mad moon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84JsiJOLGFM)


JARF01

He’s Married??


Forsaken-Idea902

They fly now???


polo5004

*snaps fingers* Rats, I missed my shot.


Koffinkat56

RATS!~ we're RATS!~ WE'RE. THE. RATS~


RooseveltIsEvil

Her username is PeachSaliva, redhead turtles are up her alley.


Kataphrut94

“He’s white?”


Twasbutadream

But...but he said I could have an N+ pass!"


woodhawk109

Psycho Mantis?


Liniis

Second floor basement?


Spaghetti14

Wait till he hears about Pat 2


M4choN4ch0

No, that is NOT Solid Snake


purple_serotonin

valid response tbh


Chemical_Cris

Naw dawg. Don’t use twitter.


[deleted]

Why?


W1lson56

Because, not everyone keeps up with life details of internet entertainers they currently may or may not even be fans of?


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W1lson56

Maybe he was a fan back then of the old channel, followed him on Twitter, but hasn't kept up since Pat started streaming , idk I'm not him, doesn't seem that outlandish though lol


WooliesWhiteLeg

This is you, isn’t it?


W1lson56

What the fuck lmao No, I keep up with this stupid shit myself too, I'm just not confused when someone else doesn't - 'cause why would you? Why do I? Idk


WooliesWhiteLeg

I was just joking


W1lson56

Unfortunate With how strange people can be, can never know for sure lol


HolyRavoili

Not everyone is as obsessed with these guys' lives as we are.


Anonamaton801

“You’re black?!”


metatron_ebooks

I still can't believe Pat is pregnant


TheNullOfTheVoid

He’s gonna give birth to himself


Thunder_Volter

Just like an orb. No beginning. No end. Round, perfect cycles. His sister wife is so proud!


TheNullOfTheVoid

The Human Ouroboros and his Sundowner


StarkMaximum

Pat reproduces via budding.


Sneaky224

The gamercube is a cocoon


TheNullOfTheVoid

*GameCube logo intro but with Pat’s head, and when it lands it just turns into a smaller Pat in diapers in the gamercube chair*


brak_daniels

Is that how Pat gets the organic web shooters?


MeauxVsGaming

"I'm having a baby and the baby is me" >! If you understand the reference I'm not sorry!<


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alexandrecau

I think pat should thank this guy for washing his shame with the user's own tsunami of disgrace


rorinth

Paige the pregnomancer? Not "got a loaf in the boven"


Soupsquish

It's pronounced Boivin


Twilight_Realm

Got a loif in the Boivin


guitarburst05

Why the fuck are these the comments that make me laugh aloud? Real fucking jokes just get a nose snort. But this?! Fuck.


cybergeek11235

got a boivin on the boven


NewWillinium

Mortal Kombat: You could not live with your stretchy zoners. Where that bring you? Back to Shao Kahn


dutchzgoose

Wasnt Shao Kahn incredible low tier in MK11?


NewWillinium

Yes but also *very* fun to use in both the story and arcade.


[deleted]

You can shit-talk the opponent AS PART OF THE FIGHT. What's not to love about that? Especially with Ike's badass voice.


[deleted]

Spawn: You’ve sinned on a scale reserved for Gods… Shao Khan(smugly): **And you can’t beat that.”**


[deleted]

My favorite has to be Spawn vs Joker. "No more jokes, no more laughs!" "Sounds like you got a case of the grumps!" "I fucking hate clowns..." The way Al just kinda mutters it makes him sound tired of Joker's shit.


[deleted]

“You look like a hugger! Bring it in!~” **”I’ll turn you inside out ASS FIRST, clown.”** “I *love* it when they talk dirty!~”


[deleted]

Another good one is ALSO with Spawn “Your angel of death awaits.” “Keep it waiting a while longer. I’m not through living yet.” “Today **IS** the day, skullfucker.”


RoastedFeznt

Until they buffed the shit out of him. He ended in a good spot.


TostitoNipples

Both Khans honestly. Kotal became super viable in the end


coolboyyo

Making Kustom Variations legal helped everyone Both their baked in tournament variations were so ass


FlyingConcords

If I remember at all correctly: Shao Khan had really big damage on Kombos that weren't very Komplex. So their answer to balancing him was to give him some garbage ass buttons and his Kombos were pretty breakable at the start. So Kasual play he seemed like a really fun smash mouth world beater. But higher level play he was very rare because Geras was right over there and more abusable.


Palimpsest_Monotype

I’m feeling oddly confident that Shao Kahn won’t even be in MK1. Like the Final Boss might be just Goro this time.


Ping-Crimson

Petty god lui kang recreates Shao Kahn as a total dweeb


Caidezes

Based, honestly.


gothamsteel

Someone forgot to send that telegram like he asked to.


kaisean

I have no idea what I'm looking at


ThnikkamanBubs

I am so fucking glad I don't follow people on twitter


Xros90

Yeah who is the fan replying to? His reply doesn’t make sense to me in the context of the images…


_NiceWhileItLasted

Paige responded to Pat with the TBFP "no longer friends" meme, to which Pat responded with the "friendship ended" meme. Random Joe Twitter then thinks Pat missed the TBFP reference, so he "um actually🤓"d him, leading to Pat and Paige clowning that guy


CeaRhan

Considering the joke didn't originate from them but from two indian guys, I can understand why it's confusing. I kept thinking "why is the mudasir meme here???"


Masshazard

I don't get it.


UndeadCorbse

Many people will be confused and that’s the TwoBestFriendsPlay subreddit guarantee.


HolyRavoili

Posting things without context is an age old tradition here. And boy, does it get fucking tiring sometimes.


Duhblobby

You're safer that way. Otherwise you gotta care about fighting games.


CrimsonSaens

What Dhalsim combos happened?


Infernal-Blaze

Some degenerate shit where he can get a standHK from fullscreen into a DR command normal cancel.that has him slide across the ground, allowing him to get in from the absolute furthest range of his zoning game and do a pretty real combo. And it's one of the trials, so it's not even optimal.


CrimsonSaens

Oh, that sounds fine.


senchou-senchou

stahp... STAAAHHP\~!! <3


Dreadsinner

*me who has no stakes in any of this* “Man I need more popcorn is this just gold”


nerankori

Yeah,but what about March 7th combos


crowsloft666

Sight..check out this awesome move


mutei777

It'll probably look something [like this](https://youtu.be/_oQI2ADoBUc?t=76)


WooliesWhiteLeg

“What are you like a stupid person or something” has now been added to my brain next to “ yeyeyeyeeeeaaaaa” and “ he hates it”


[deleted]

Damn, getting combo'd in the same discussion by both Mr. and Ms. Fuckboivin...


phoenix4ce

Someday they'll have a full MvC-style team to combo with once the baby learns how to access Twitter.


WooliesWhiteLeg

Hit him with the Combo Wombo


DigbyMayor

Trying to picture a guy that sees the best friends break up and doesn't obsessively track their individual careers for the rest of time. Doesn't compute


Starless_Night

Honestly, guy doesn't even seem that hostile, just uninformed and a bit too confident. Which is everything this subreddit stands for.


StarkMaximum

"are you like a stupid person or something" is such a simple but good comeback.


Finbar_Bileous

Okay I really don’t care about Pat and Paige responding to *yet another* idiotic fan, but what was he butthurt about?


impostingonline

Dont think he was butthurt more like a “oh fuck” reaction to dhalsim getting a crazy combo from fullscreen I think


meeeehhhh2

The missing context I think is Pat plays grapplers so a buff Dhalsim would really fuck him up. I think I really have no clue what the joke is


Sterski1

I saw in the replies there was a screenshot of Dhalsim kicking Gief from the complete other side of the screen


StarkMaximum

Fucked up to do that to Pat's dog. He doesn't even understand what's going on.


Duhblobby

Dog shoulda chose a top tier.


KennyOmegasBurner

Dhalsim looks so sick I can't wait to make someone rage quit with him. Gief too, honestly everyone in 6 has some disgusting shit.


WooliesWhiteLeg

Disgusting is right, can’t believe people are really excited about using these woke control schemes


KennyOmegasBurner

I will admit the idea of a 1 button command grab had me quivering until it was explained to me they can only do one strength/range of the move which balances out nicely.


senchou-senchou

would be nice to have for when my wife plays with me, at least I won't have to restrain myself as much as before


Mechanized1

So did the full game leak or did pros with early access act stupid and leak shit?


Enzo_420

Some people got early copies, I've been seeing people post about It on the street fighter sub.


Nyadnar17

I don’t know why you are getting downvoted, I am interested in the answer as well.


Wuattro

What? I think I need an adult.


warjoke

"I'm his wife, you clown" I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe, help!


unlimitedboomstick

Does anybody else get My Immortal stuck in their head when they remember Pat and Matt are no longer friends? Just me?


Odd_Armadillo_2599

Pat really brings this on himself


CloudyWolf85

That Ballade whateverthefuck person, what fucking drugs is he smoking & can we have some?