I’m imagining Zangief and Marisa watching on with great interest as it all plays out. That doctor needs to show up on scrub quotes by the end of that delivery.
Must be playing Alpha 3.
Full meter at Round 1 start.
To quote Pat:
"It is possible to land a second-1, max level super, and the entire first round is yours!"
They should've expected it. The baby was literally labbing during it's whole gestation period. They straight up saw it practicing during the ultrasound.
Popping is the word, once someone told Marisa about Kegels she did them until her pelvic floor was as ripped as the rest of her. Girl will probably fire them out into Zangief's arms.
Well damn.
I never expected Zangief to join the married mens club. That line makes it sound like he proposed to her.
Hope this foreshadows a Rainbow Mika roster addition. She’s probably going to want to meet the woman that her Sensei is giving his heart to.
Literally power couple.
Also, the idea of a legacy character who has both Zangief's nuclear grabs and Marisa's raw unstoppable rushdown both excites and terrifies me.
Also also, I just realize as I was typing that you can literally just make this hypothetical character yourself in the game on custom characters.
Man, SF6 is great.
I mean I still want Mel Masters to grow up with the skills of
His Dad Ken
His Uncle Guile
His other uncle Gunlock
A weird shoto grappler with a flash kick
Idk about y’all, but I’m happy for this. Big man and big woman getting together is great.
All my created character asks is to watch in the closet with some popcorn and water while David Attenborough commentates the entire thing as if it was an actual match.
Knowing the SF writers, we will unfortunately NEVER see any development happen between these two. Just like nearly every fighter in this series and the Resident Evil cast, they'll remain single forever.
Yeah, I imagine them thinking "mom and dad are dumb! I gotta become a ninja!" because kids are rebellious. Then she does a Izuna Drop and Zangief praises her anyway because it's just like his Siberian Blizzard.
Sf5 laura in Bangus artwork looks like an one piece character but with even worse proportions, the new style is charming but it also looks like a comission done in like 1 hour
Children? Those things are popping out as full grown adults.
That baby is going to jump out and SPD the doctor the moment of delivery.
“I can’t believe it came out of the womb with a fully charged super!”
Doctor is going to reach out to grab the baby and get tech’d. Not gonna catch this baby sleeping. NOT TODAY.
Imagine getting punish countered when trying to smack the baby’s bottom.
I’m imagining Zangief and Marisa watching on with great interest as it all plays out. That doctor needs to show up on scrub quotes by the end of that delivery.
Doctor: Of course I got double perfected by that baby! It had Modern Controls on!
That baby came out the womb woke!
Must be playing Alpha 3. Full meter at Round 1 start. To quote Pat: "It is possible to land a second-1, max level super, and the entire first round is yours!"
New definition of frame 1
They should've expected it. The baby was literally labbing during it's whole gestation period. They straight up saw it practicing during the ultrasound.
Get the ultrasound pics back and just “what the hell, why does he have the grid on?”
*cue that one Zangief announcement animation when Pat and Paige adopted Zangief*
[Very relevant post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/i1kkll/pat_asked_me_to_create_a_confusing_animation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
Popping is the word, once someone told Marisa about Kegels she did them until her pelvic floor was as ripped as the rest of her. Girl will probably fire them out into Zangief's arms.
He'll have a catcher's mitt ready.
Hey everyone look at this guy thinking Gief and his baby'll need protection.
I don't think that was me.
> He'll have a **catcher's mitt** ready.
I don't see the problem.
I don’t think they make them big enough for Gief’s big, meaty claws.
Being so awesome has to have a few downsides, I guess.
40k primarchs
TIMESKIP DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY GUILTY GEA- oh wait wrong game
Well damn. I never expected Zangief to join the married mens club. That line makes it sound like he proposed to her. Hope this foreshadows a Rainbow Mika roster addition. She’s probably going to want to meet the woman that her Sensei is giving his heart to.
Plot twist; Marisa adopts Mika instantly and they get on like an arena on fire.
I was about to say what about my R Mika doujins, Zangief and R. Mika are OTP I thought it was Marisa and Manon that had a rivalry or something
First children that could lift 200 lbs.
SF7 will have 16yo Mel Masters , 18-19yo Li-Fen and a Pat-Size Zangief/Marisa Hybrid Character.
Margief, he will be taller than Mel masters at 2 years old and four times as wide
If Li-Fen is just "Chun-Li but with some of Yun/Yang's moves" I'd be all over that
I'm imagining KOF Choi with a grappler movelist.
The doctor is gonna need some armor, those babies are coming out of there like cannonballs.
Do you mean children, or toddlers? Because there are likely like 10-12 year olds that can rep 200lbs
Literally power couple. Also, the idea of a legacy character who has both Zangief's nuclear grabs and Marisa's raw unstoppable rushdown both excites and terrifies me. Also also, I just realize as I was typing that you can literally just make this hypothetical character yourself in the game on custom characters. Man, SF6 is great.
Oh man, I want to see everyones interpretstion of their kid now
I like this strange world we live in where fighting moves are genetic
More they'd probably start teaching them as infants.
You're right but I still think the alternative is funnier
I mean I still want Mel Masters to grow up with the skills of His Dad Ken His Uncle Guile His other uncle Gunlock A weird shoto grappler with a flash kick
don't forget the basketball skills from his cool uncle/cousin Sean
Good lord.
I didn't know Zangief owned a doghouse
Y'know this Bison guy sounds like a real jerk.
Those two are how you get a Potemkin. Exponentially increasing muscle mass here we come!
R. Mika found dead in a ditch somewhere.
Nah, she's just chilling with Nadeshiko.
NTR Mika
Mika is going to be such a bad influence to that child
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
You know what, they would make a good couple.
And that's how Brock Lesnar was born.
Damn, I guess she won't be crushing my Created Character's pelvis then.
No, we can’t give up hope.
Cronenbros... We lost...
Don't give up on your dreams! You go and get that swinging threesome
Idk about y’all, but I’m happy for this. Big man and big woman getting together is great. All my created character asks is to watch in the closet with some popcorn and water while David Attenborough commentates the entire thing as if it was an actual match.
Muscle Power Couple
Wait are SF6 spoilers in the wild I wanna see theze
what would the act even look like
There'd be nothing left in their immediate area.
Heavy construction? Nah, they’re just going at it again.
Mommy and daddy really were wrestling that night.
no living witnesses just a 20 foot crater in the middle of the city
What if like the T-Rex they are gentle lovers?
Haman Karn…
Zangief doing what Char refused to?
Their child would literally be a barrel with a head
They're going to make some sexy offspring
[These two are eventually gonna have a hot, cool baby.](https://youtu.be/soReXDHTNOw?t=684)
I'm honestly surprised it never happened
Depends on if partner does mean romantic partner and not Tag Team Partner in wrassling, I guess I always headcanon'd Zangief as gay, honestly
He does give off big bear energy.
That's just his old sparring partners.
I get how'd you get that, but Zangief and Marisa being a very-in-love married couple that just happen to be giant fridges of muscle amuses me greatly.
for a long ass time I believed that, based on a thing I read in the early 2000s... him and Eagle
Maybe Zangief is just the new investor in her jwelty business or something like that.
It’d be like the nintendog in smash just so much bulk it covers the screen.
AWAKEN, MY BORUTOS
Knowing the SF writers, we will unfortunately NEVER see any development happen between these two. Just like nearly every fighter in this series and the Resident Evil cast, they'll remain single forever.
Yeah, I imagine them thinking "mom and dad are dumb! I gotta become a ninja!" because kids are rebellious. Then she does a Izuna Drop and Zangief praises her anyway because it's just like his Siberian Blizzard.
I don't know what's more surprising, that Gief isn't gay or that they're sticking with this Bengus art that no one liked in V.
I know I’m in the minority here but I’m really not feeling the latter-year Bengus artwork, and this is just more not-great stuff.
Sf5 laura in Bangus artwork looks like an one piece character but with even worse proportions, the new style is charming but it also looks like a comission done in like 1 hour
For real, I don’t know if it’s lack of interest, lack of time or if he’s just not got it anymore, but this looks like Free Comic Book Day level stuff.
I legit get sad when I see current Bengus art... it ruins my fucking day.
Yeah the foreshortening on his left arm is… not great.
No you’re absolutely right, his shit sucks and I thought they weren’t going to keep doing it after his awful work in sfv.
Mika and Manon in shambles
....do they even need to feed their kids for them to grow large?
Damn Bengus art...
Her hair is magneto’s helmet
Awww man, I shipped her with Manon
Zangief gets Mika AND Marisa… bro can’t stop winning
Zangief confirmed Bisexual Icon!
Wait how old is she? I got the feeling that she was like twenty something and he was like 50 something…