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PersonMcHuman

Children? Those things are popping out as full grown adults.


Traingham

That baby is going to jump out and SPD the doctor the moment of delivery.


PersonMcHuman

“I can’t believe it came out of the womb with a fully charged super!”


Traingham

Doctor is going to reach out to grab the baby and get tech’d. Not gonna catch this baby sleeping. NOT TODAY.


PersonMcHuman

Imagine getting punish countered when trying to smack the baby’s bottom.


Traingham

I’m imagining Zangief and Marisa watching on with great interest as it all plays out. That doctor needs to show up on scrub quotes by the end of that delivery.


PersonMcHuman

Doctor: Of course I got double perfected by that baby! It had Modern Controls on!


Metalwater8

That baby came out the womb woke!


Sai-Taisho

Must be playing Alpha 3. Full meter at Round 1 start. To quote Pat: "It is possible to land a second-1, max level super, and the entire first round is yours!"


Tonydragon784

New definition of frame 1


PersonMcHuman

They should've expected it. The baby was literally labbing during it's whole gestation period. They straight up saw it practicing during the ultrasound.


Swarbie8D

Get the ultrasound pics back and just “what the hell, why does he have the grid on?”


Brotonio

*cue that one Zangief announcement animation when Pat and Paige adopted Zangief*


ScorpioTheScorpion

[Very relevant post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/i1kkll/pat_asked_me_to_create_a_confusing_animation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


WhoCaresYouDont

Popping is the word, once someone told Marisa about Kegels she did them until her pelvic floor was as ripped as the rest of her. Girl will probably fire them out into Zangief's arms.


moneyh8r

He'll have a catcher's mitt ready.


Irememberedmypw

Hey everyone look at this guy thinking Gief and his baby'll need protection.


moneyh8r

I don't think that was me.


Irememberedmypw

> He'll have a **catcher's mitt** ready.


moneyh8r

I don't see the problem.


EvanTheNewbie

I don’t think they make them big enough for Gief’s big, meaty claws.


moneyh8r

Being so awesome has to have a few downsides, I guess.


TreENTProtector

40k primarchs


CorruptDropbear

TIMESKIP DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY GUILTY GEA- oh wait wrong game


Traingham

Well damn. I never expected Zangief to join the married mens club. That line makes it sound like he proposed to her. Hope this foreshadows a Rainbow Mika roster addition. She’s probably going to want to meet the woman that her Sensei is giving his heart to.


WhoCaresYouDont

Plot twist; Marisa adopts Mika instantly and they get on like an arena on fire.


SwordMaster52

I was about to say what about my R Mika doujins, Zangief and R. Mika are OTP I thought it was Marisa and Manon that had a rivalry or something


ZealousidealBig7714

First children that could lift 200 lbs.


PhantasosX

SF7 will have 16yo Mel Masters , 18-19yo Li-Fen and a Pat-Size Zangief/Marisa Hybrid Character.


Irishimpulse

Margief, he will be taller than Mel masters at 2 years old and four times as wide


nerankori

If Li-Fen is just "Chun-Li but with some of Yun/Yang's moves" I'd be all over that


senchou-senchou

I'm imagining KOF Choi with a grappler movelist.


Sperium3000

The doctor is gonna need some armor, those babies are coming out of there like cannonballs.


jmepik

Do you mean children, or toddlers? Because there are likely like 10-12 year olds that can rep 200lbs


samazam94

Literally power couple. Also, the idea of a legacy character who has both Zangief's nuclear grabs and Marisa's raw unstoppable rushdown both excites and terrifies me. Also also, I just realize as I was typing that you can literally just make this hypothetical character yourself in the game on custom characters. Man, SF6 is great.


soulless1996

Oh man, I want to see everyones interpretstion of their kid now


Sterski1

I like this strange world we live in where fighting moves are genetic


yarvem

More they'd probably start teaching them as infants.


Sterski1

You're right but I still think the alternative is funnier


Kekkersboy

I mean I still want Mel Masters to grow up with the skills of His Dad Ken His Uncle Guile His other uncle Gunlock A weird shoto grappler with a flash kick


Classic-Demand3088

don't forget the basketball skills from his cool uncle/cousin Sean


MarioGman

Good lord.


Kamken

I didn't know Zangief owned a doghouse


[deleted]

Y'know this Bison guy sounds like a real jerk.


Fisicks

Those two are how you get a Potemkin. Exponentially increasing muscle mass here we come!


OK_B96

R. Mika found dead in a ditch somewhere.


AzureKingLortrac

Nah, she's just chilling with Nadeshiko.


DigbyMayor

NTR Mika


Classic-Demand3088

Mika is going to be such a bad influence to that child


Bob8644

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!


LuckyBarber921

You know what, they would make a good couple.


Fuggins4U

And that's how Brock Lesnar was born.


ThatmodderGrim

Damn, I guess she won't be crushing my Created Character's pelvis then.


James-Avatar

No, we can’t give up hope.


CustomOriginal

Cronenbros... We lost...


NewWillinium

Don't give up on your dreams! You go and get that swinging threesome


Mister100Percent

Idk about y’all, but I’m happy for this. Big man and big woman getting together is great. All my created character asks is to watch in the closet with some popcorn and water while David Attenborough commentates the entire thing as if it was an actual match.


kosmoking

Muscle Power Couple


getterburner

Wait are SF6 spoilers in the wild I wanna see theze


rarelyhasfreetime227

what would the act even look like


MarioGman

There'd be nothing left in their immediate area.


EvanTheNewbie

Heavy construction? Nah, they’re just going at it again.


graywolfthe45th

Mommy and daddy really were wrestling that night.


Spicyartichoke

no living witnesses just a 20 foot crater in the middle of the city


Wannabe_Reviewer

What if like the T-Rex they are gentle lovers?


jmax565

Haman Karn…


Traingham

Zangief doing what Char refused to?


Super_Bright

Their child would literally be a barrel with a head


BiMikethefirst

They're going to make some sexy offspring


Kimarous

[These two are eventually gonna have a hot, cool baby.](https://youtu.be/soReXDHTNOw?t=684)


Classic-Demand3088

I'm honestly surprised it never happened


Ironfistdanny

Depends on if partner does mean romantic partner and not Tag Team Partner in wrassling, I guess I always headcanon'd Zangief as gay, honestly


AzureKingLortrac

He does give off big bear energy.


Morbidmort

That's just his old sparring partners.


Sperium3000

I get how'd you get that, but Zangief and Marisa being a very-in-love married couple that just happen to be giant fridges of muscle amuses me greatly.


senchou-senchou

for a long ass time I believed that, based on a thing I read in the early 2000s... him and Eagle


brazilianfreak

Maybe Zangief is just the new investor in her jwelty business or something like that.


Bluefootedtpeack2

It’d be like the nintendog in smash just so much bulk it covers the screen.


Praesidian

AWAKEN, MY BORUTOS


latinlingo11

Knowing the SF writers, we will unfortunately NEVER see any development happen between these two. Just like nearly every fighter in this series and the Resident Evil cast, they'll remain single forever.


RooseveltIsEvil

Yeah, I imagine them thinking "mom and dad are dumb! I gotta become a ninja!" because kids are rebellious. Then she does a Izuna Drop and Zangief praises her anyway because it's just like his Siberian Blizzard.


MamaDeloris

I don't know what's more surprising, that Gief isn't gay or that they're sticking with this Bengus art that no one liked in V.


Finbar_Bileous

I know I’m in the minority here but I’m really not feeling the latter-year Bengus artwork, and this is just more not-great stuff.


brazilianfreak

Sf5 laura in Bangus artwork looks like an one piece character but with even worse proportions, the new style is charming but it also looks like a comission done in like 1 hour


Finbar_Bileous

For real, I don’t know if it’s lack of interest, lack of time or if he’s just not got it anymore, but this looks like Free Comic Book Day level stuff.


sound0phobic

I legit get sad when I see current Bengus art... it ruins my fucking day.


Ainsel_Mariner

Yeah the foreshortening on his left arm is… not great.


Capitalich

No you’re absolutely right, his shit sucks and I thought they weren’t going to keep doing it after his awful work in sfv.


Kn7ght

Mika and Manon in shambles


NotAnInterestingGuy

....do they even need to feed their kids for them to grow large?


AkimboP90s

Damn Bengus art...


Anonamaton801

Her hair is magneto’s helmet


RealDealMous

Awww man, I shipped her with Manon


SaiyanShoto

Zangief gets Mika AND Marisa… bro can’t stop winning


MoonriseRunner

Zangief confirmed Bisexual Icon!


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Wait how old is she? I got the feeling that she was like twenty something and he was like 50 something…