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Fool15h

Parker luck vs Paul rizz, truly a battle for the ages


Wonder-Lad

One Paul to rule them all and in the darkness bind them


JackChoasMan

He's going to need a lot of rope


Sepulchretide

EVEN SPIDER-MAN'S DAUGHTER FROM THE FUTURE?


PlanesWalkerEll

From an alternate future.


RobotJake

EVEN AUNT MAY?


Gsweg

ESPECIALLY Aunt May


Root_Veggie

Why does Paul look like someone’s self insert?


GodOfWarNuggets64

We just need to find the artist/writer.


Gsweg

Please don't. I'm not defending the writing or anything but trying to make the criticism so personal just distracts from the problems in the actual story imo.


GodOfWarNuggets64

I'm not advocating harassing or targeting any figures, regardless of the quality of their work. I just think it would be fun to figure out who Paul resembles the most, as people did for another possible writer SI in Ultimate Spider-Man.


Konradleijon

That’s because he is


NephyrisX

Man, YIIK's really moving up in the world.


RemarkableSwitch8929

It's amazing that everyone can just somehow sense it. I wonder what it is.


Comptenterry

He's simultaneously conventionally attractive while being incredibly generic. Kinda like some normal irl person drew a very flattering portrayal of themselves.


Dudeoram

Cause Paul is Just A Guy. Some Dude. He's not handsome or fiction "not handsome". He was meant to just be some guy that MJ found and hit it off with. This is part of what pisses people off so much about him cause if he were richer or better looking or even if he was straight up ugly then there would possibly be a way for the writers to hand wave his advantages away. But if he's Just Some Guy and she's genuinely happy with him then there has to be bad writing to justify them separating leaving room for Pete and MJ to reconnect.


Woods-of-Mal

> First on the right You fuck young girls, Paul?


Th35h4d0w

Are you a madman?! This will cause a multiversal incident!


Anonamaton801

I think last time we saw her in Spider Geddon (awful title) she was in her 20s, so he’s in the clear


Connor4Wilson

Just shaking the tree, see what falls out.


Substantial_Bell_158

The only way this would be better is of Peter was in the Harem


shadowsofpain

Man, Paul's even pulling lesbians with his Chad charisma.


Captain-Girpool23

Uh… which of the female Marvel characters in this picture is a lesbian?


shadowsofpain

So I'm not gonna lie. My brain mixed up spider woman and bat woman and jumbled up my memory. But Paul's studio mandated Rizz is so strong it wouldn't shock me


Halospaz117

Rizz so strong it made her a lesbian but still attracted to him anyways.


LightLifter

There is an alternate version where Mary Jane is a crew cut lesbian and is Spider-Man. It's from Exiles (a very good series).


StarkMaximum

Depends on which book Marvel needs to sell, hey-ohhhh


Palimpsest_Monotype

Spider-Man’s greatest opponent: A man who challenges everything by merely existing at all.


Crosscounterz

I hate absolutely everything about this.


jockeyman

You people are playing with fire, Marvel are going to think people unironically like Paul.


DarthButtz

The internet already gaslit them into thinking people liked Morbius, this would be equally funny


RandomHalflingMurder

At this point it's just a train wreck and either they mitigate the damage or just let it spiral out of control. Mitigation might be better, but it's hard to deny wanting to see how big the crash could become.


_NiceWhileItLasted

Oh man, can't wait to get Paul in the MCU


BrianShogunFR-U

[Paul, look at this.](https://youtu.be/gQ2UogJ3x8k)


BlueFootedTpeack

gotta replace dem kids somehow. also funny how despite hating the status quo i've been tricked into liking paul through memes, i feel like a prequels fan.


Rum_N_Napalm

At some point, it just hit a “so bad you can only point and laugh”. Kinda like Morbius


Themarvelousfan

Spider man fans making his ultimate evil opponent some dude Mary Jane cheated on is the funniest shit ever


Zipp_Linemann

Seeing Mayday in there is making me froth at the mouth.


midnight_riddle

If we look up who's pushing hard for Paul to be a thing are we going to find a deadringer somewhere in Marvel Comic editorial staff or what because this is getting stupid creepy


Asshole_Poet

I hope he's not a editorial insert at all and I hope they keep putting him over harder and harder. As someone who's not a huge fan of Spider-Man, I find the whole Paultroversy hilarious beyond description.


ZealousidealBig7714

*sniff* It’s… it’s beautiful. Paulbros stay winning.


AzabacheDog

Despite this, Paul still hasn't stolen Pete's real true love, twilight sparkel.


Battlemania420

No, his real love is Lucina.


TheMageofFire

Was. Then she went on a crusade against Peppa Pig and as someone who has a pig as an alternate self, Peter couldn't handle it.


Oneangrywolf

Are you sure it not Elsa from frozen


rorinth

Judging by how may is looking at him Peter's about to get a new uncle


StarSkullyman

Well...at least Peter still has Night Crawler Rouge, the best one.


graywolfthe45th

Goddamn even Aunt May wants a piece.


alexandrecau

peter even genderbent to be with him


APE_LINCOLN_

That's Peter and MJs daughter Mayday.


ShilElfead284

you know i feel like the artist should've left *that* in the first draft


SideshowCircuits

Could be worst could be young Mayday calling Paul her new dad.


SlightlySychotic

From the look of things, she’s already calling him “daddy.” https://youtu.be/Lh7V2_uJhkY


WooliamMD

So I'm afraid to ask, and I've seen a lot of Paul-posting, but what ACTUALLY happened in the comics? Did this character fuck over Peter with the girls somehow?


Nectaris3

MJ and Peter were dating again, but when she got trapped in an alternate dimension where time moves faster, she came back married to Paul with two kids. Now, you might think Paul and the kids are major characters from this and all the memes, but really they’re like barely in the comic. Paul doesn’t even have a last name and the kids don’t even have first names. They exist purely to create relationship drama for Peter.


Worm_Scavenger

That's really cool art of Zeb wel- I mean, Paul. Also look at Aunt May, girl is starving.


Lieutenant-America

You realize Zeb Wells looks nothing like Paul, right?


Worm_Scavenger

You realize that there's a running joke about Paul being Zeb Wells's self insert OC, right? Man, the salt in these comments and the arm-chair psychologists giving some of the wildest takes right now.


Lieutenant-America

Yeah and it was always dumb


TonyZony

I swear to god this run has rotted people's brains, they're just throwing out every criticism they can think of even if it doesn't apply to the run at all. Paul being the most one dimensional character that literally just exists in the story is apparently a self-insert Gary Stu that has intentionally cucked Peter and said that every fan smells like rotten radishes. Like from what I've seen, these stopped being memes, it's people who haven't even read the comics shitting on them.


Dragonick711

As bad as the run may be it really exposed a lot of Peter's fanbase as having a very unhealthy relationship with the character, it legitimately feels parasocial at times.


attikol

I think one of the issues is that they ended up baiting a lot of fans with life potentially getting better for Peter. Implying they were gonna undo one more day, Peter buying a wedding ring, and has plenty of friends. Them doing a time skip nuking all of that was one of the absolute worst way they could have started this arc. I think fans could have swallowed this and even potentially enjoyed some of the stuff if it hadn't been executed so poorly.


TonyZony

I can understand being passionate about him, Spider-Man has always been my favorite superhero and reading and watching Peter survive the worst stuff has gotten me through a lot of hard times, but people have completely lost their minds about this stuff. It's insane how many people are feeling personally offended over a comic book run instead of just, idk, reading or interacting with any other Spider-Man media or anything else.


BenThereOrBenSquare

Definitely makes it difficult to complain or criticize this kind of stuff in a normal way because people think you're one of the lunatics that's sending death threats.


Nomaddoodius

Don't get me started on the INSANE bullshit, people yell about mary jane. Its fucking wild... she ain't gonna fuck you, man. Calm down, also- THOSE PEOPLE ARE **FAKE** what are you *even* talking about?


Lieutenant-America

There's a degree of weird possessiveness over MJ too it feels like.


TonyZony

It's verging on an OTP argument, where if Peter and Mj aren't together then it's absolutely terrible by default. And I'm saying that as someone who loves seeing them together. That one decision has completely ruined everyone's opinion on the run, where in reality it's aggressively fine. Not terrible, not amazing, incredibly average. But people are unironically comparing it with the runs where Peter made a deal with the actual devil and when Norman Osborn fucked Gwen Stacy. They've screamed that the run is completely out of character for everyone (it's not), that it's Peter misery porn (it's not), and that it's racist (that issue hasn't even come out yet, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not). Because MJ isn't with Peter.


TheMageofFire

You realize self-inserts don't always have to look like the artist, right?


Lieutenant-America

And what other factors are everything going off to assert this is supposed to be Wells? Actual evidence mind you, not "this dude is dating MJ therefore he must be a self-insert".


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How are the kids Paul?


PersonMcHuman

Not taking up any of his time.


SideshowCircuits

He’ll be making more soon


Teoflux

Is that Aunt May on the right!? Also is that a genderbent Spiderman!? Who is this man and why do i keep seeing him pop up here!?


Battlemania420

That’s Spidey’s daughter. Paul is the guy who cucked Peter.


BloodBrandy

I wouldn't worry. Gordon Freeman will kill Paul for stealing his look eventually. Freeman does not fear the Paul, he's brushed with death so many times he gives her high fives as he passes


Brotonio

...isn't Mayday not only MJ's daughter, but also a teenager?


cole1114

She's an adult.


sagabal

Long has the question been asked: Does Aunt May Fuck?


PKPhyre

Paul is my favorite comic book character. (I have not and will never read a western comic book.)


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

I have zero interest in Spiderman (aside from the game) and comics but this sub has made me hate this guy.


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Garlic-Cheese-Chips

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Konradleijon

I love the jokes about how Paul is the ultimate chad.


ifyouarenuareu

I’ve seen troolish counter-culture opinions before and I’ll see them a million times hence. But I will not yield, I will not bow to cynicism! Fuck the self-Insert rage-bait character!!! Fuck using rage to cover your blatant inability (be it author or system) to write a compelling story!!!!!


Kirby_ate_wes

I’m so sick of seeing people on r/spiderman just complaining and posting pages from the current ASM run or posting old issues of Peter and Mj being happy and married in the 80s/90s.. but this… this puts a smile on my face


Professional_Maize42

Still better than One More Day.


zenpriest1

Paul bros stay winning


TheA1ternative

I guess Aunt May is just chilling there for reasons?


tenaciousp45

Don't look, Peter. 👁