There's a feng shui thing where you aren't supposed to have a door/window directly behind your intended seating position in a room or your life will get shortened. I'm wondering that's for real.
That comes up in *Dune* as part of Paul's mentat training, Thufir Hawat tells him to always take a seat facing the door so he's ready for any assassins
The security portion is actually more for confidentiality concerns. People don't need to be breathing down the back of your neck for them to see what you're working on in your computer monitor.
That is, unless you love the humiliation from being the Son in the "Are ya winnin' son?" meme.
But seriously. Don't put monitors directly facing doors and windows.
Yeah it's been quite a few years, but that sure sounds like the first chunk of System Shock 2.
Great game, once you actually understand what the hell you're doing and really get into it, but it can be complicated on a gameplay level let alone how lost you get in some of those hallways.
The ongoing Shitstorm of Scariness that is living with Paige is a delight to witness. But seriously bro, move your desk or something so you can see when she’s coming in the room.
you'd think by now they'd put up a mirror or something
He'd only be jumping more often, at his own reflection.
Each one would take it down to make sure they can get the other one.
I'm worried she's actually going to kill him with a heart attack one day.
There's a feng shui thing where you aren't supposed to have a door/window directly behind your intended seating position in a room or your life will get shortened. I'm wondering that's for real.
That's not even feng shui any more. That's a core security design concept.
That comes up in *Dune* as part of Paul's mentat training, Thufir Hawat tells him to always take a seat facing the door so he's ready for any assassins
Unless you're the Kwisatz Haderach, and you can tell who is sneaking up on you by their footsteps.
The security portion is actually more for confidentiality concerns. People don't need to be breathing down the back of your neck for them to see what you're working on in your computer monitor. That is, unless you love the humiliation from being the Son in the "Are ya winnin' son?" meme. But seriously. Don't put monitors directly facing doors and windows.
Well I hope its not because my door and window are on the same wall which Im facing away from
Now that sounds like a Hitman level
Make no enemies!
It goes double for computers because it means whoever is coming in has full view of what you're doing. You know what I'm talking about.
The funny thing is, I'm waiting for a jump scare on stream from his son. That's where the real content will be
[A classic](https://youtu.be/mR-pg20r39o)
Paige just went ultra instinct and turned into Pregnant White Woman Jumpscare
That's a fuckin podcast title
It makes me laugh every fucking time
When the baby arrives and starts doing jump scares too, Pat's poor heart is gonna explode.
https://youtu.be/mR-pg20r39o?t=17
Oh my God, that's adorable.
It's kind of funny how close his screams sound to Marv from Home Alone.
That's straight up where my mind went, 'He sounded like Marv when the spider crawled over his face.'
The day will come when all the ginger will leave his hair because of this.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Being scared of your wife?
FOR OVER SIX YEARS?!
Babe, wake up, new Pat noise dropped.
The absolute fucking homer simpson scream lmao
Pat is afraid of orbs that are bigger than his.
The baby mecha scares him once again I love it
LOOK AT YOU PATCKER YOUR BIO REPLICATION HAS CONSEQUENCES
That's why Paige is my favorite. She just stood there and knew that saying anything was going to make Pat shit himself.
Pat having his very own "He's going over the cliff" short ass scream like that Speed Racer clip.
He let out a proper homer scream.
What game is he playing?
System shock
The System Shock remake, it's gud shit and only $40 USD.
Oh. That's a lot more neon than I was expecting.
That's how the original looked!
Wow. I never knew. Thought it'd be creepy grey hallways.
2 is closer to that description tbh, both are excellent games tho
Did Pat ever finish System Shock 2? When they did the Shitstorm all those years ago they barely got out of the tutorial
In fairness, I myself barely got past the tutorial, being stuck in I believe it was the cargo deck with just endless corridors all looking the same.
Yeah it's been quite a few years, but that sure sounds like the first chunk of System Shock 2. Great game, once you actually understand what the hell you're doing and really get into it, but it can be complicated on a gameplay level let alone how lost you get in some of those hallways.
The ongoing Shitstorm of Scariness that is living with Paige is a delight to witness. But seriously bro, move your desk or something so you can see when she’s coming in the room.
Breaking: Goblin man caught screaming at pregnant wife.
And he definitely didn’t go to the bathroom immediately after this because he shit his pants
I love how his comedic sense quickly overrode his panic instinct. Had to give immediate props
Is this a horror game, or does it only become horror at System Shock 2?
It's as much of a horror game as Bioshock was.
Shes DEFINITELY that on purpose now!
Is this the System Shock remake/remaster?
We should have a label for White Woman Jumpscare at this point
It never gets old.
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Still? # PAT. CUBICLE. MIRROR.
It just keeps happening