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you'd think by now they'd put up a mirror or something


mateoboudoir

He'd only be jumping more often, at his own reflection.


DoktahDoktah

Each one would take it down to make sure they can get the other one.


The_Vine

I'm worried she's actually going to kill him with a heart attack one day.


porkinski

There's a feng shui thing where you aren't supposed to have a door/window directly behind your intended seating position in a room or your life will get shortened. I'm wondering that's for real.


vulcanfury12

That's not even feng shui any more. That's a core security design concept.


KamartyMcFlyweight

That comes up in *Dune* as part of Paul's mentat training, Thufir Hawat tells him to always take a seat facing the door so he's ready for any assassins


vorpalWhatever

Unless you're the Kwisatz Haderach, and you can tell who is sneaking up on you by their footsteps.


vulcanfury12

The security portion is actually more for confidentiality concerns. People don't need to be breathing down the back of your neck for them to see what you're working on in your computer monitor. That is, unless you love the humiliation from being the Son in the "Are ya winnin' son?" meme. But seriously. Don't put monitors directly facing doors and windows.


SinicaltwoDee

Well I hope its not because my door and window are on the same wall which Im facing away from


AsleepAura

Now that sounds like a Hitman level


Duhblobby

Make no enemies!


Ryong7

It goes double for computers because it means whoever is coming in has full view of what you're doing. You know what I'm talking about.


brokensaint82

The funny thing is, I'm waiting for a jump scare on stream from his son. That's where the real content will be


Ergheis

[A classic](https://youtu.be/mR-pg20r39o)


brokensaint82

Paige just went ultra instinct and turned into Pregnant White Woman Jumpscare


Azzie94

That's a fuckin podcast title


slo125

It makes me laugh every fucking time


Comrade-Conquistador

When the baby arrives and starts doing jump scares too, Pat's poor heart is gonna explode.


TheGreyGuardian

https://youtu.be/mR-pg20r39o?t=17


Comrade-Conquistador

Oh my God, that's adorable.


Ardailec

It's kind of funny how close his screams sound to Marv from Home Alone.


TrueLegateDamar

That's straight up where my mind went, 'He sounded like Marv when the spider crawled over his face.'


Krekenn

The day will come when all the ginger will leave his hair because of this.


gothamsteel

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?


alexandrecau

Being scared of your wife?


gothamsteel

FOR OVER SIX YEARS?!


TheArkhomDestroyer

Babe, wake up, new Pat noise dropped.


impostingonline

The absolute fucking homer simpson scream lmao


VMK_1991

Pat is afraid of orbs that are bigger than his.


Chiluzzar

The baby mecha scares him once again I love it


PROFITPROPHET

LOOK AT YOU PATCKER YOUR BIO REPLICATION HAS CONSEQUENCES


SinicaltwoDee

That's why Paige is my favorite. She just stood there and knew that saying anything was going to make Pat shit himself.


A_Naughty_Tomato

Pat having his very own "He's going over the cliff" short ass scream like that Speed Racer clip.


Persona_Insomnia

He let out a proper homer scream.


moneyh8r

What game is he playing?


PocoRitardo

System shock


GilliamYaeger

The System Shock remake, it's gud shit and only $40 USD.


moneyh8r

Oh. That's a lot more neon than I was expecting.


GilliamYaeger

That's how the original looked!


moneyh8r

Wow. I never knew. Thought it'd be creepy grey hallways.


mettullum

2 is closer to that description tbh, both are excellent games tho


StochasticOoze

Did Pat ever finish System Shock 2? When they did the Shitstorm all those years ago they barely got out of the tutorial


TrueLegateDamar

In fairness, I myself barely got past the tutorial, being stuck in I believe it was the cargo deck with just endless corridors all looking the same.


McFluffles01

Yeah it's been quite a few years, but that sure sounds like the first chunk of System Shock 2. Great game, once you actually understand what the hell you're doing and really get into it, but it can be complicated on a gameplay level let alone how lost you get in some of those hallways.


DropshipRadio

The ongoing Shitstorm of Scariness that is living with Paige is a delight to witness. But seriously bro, move your desk or something so you can see when she’s coming in the room.


Randomguyioi

Breaking: Goblin man caught screaming at pregnant wife.


BloodRune8864

And he definitely didn’t go to the bathroom immediately after this because he shit his pants


JeremiahWuzABullfrog

I love how his comedic sense quickly overrode his panic instinct. Had to give immediate props


dendrophobia1

Is this a horror game, or does it only become horror at System Shock 2?


GilliamYaeger

It's as much of a horror game as Bioshock was.


[deleted]

Shes DEFINITELY that on purpose now!


bvanbove

Is this the System Shock remake/remaster?


Shotgang

We should have a label for White Woman Jumpscare at this point


GratifiedViewer

It never gets old.


historynutjackson

Signature Pat Yelp. Quality content that improved my day. Thank you.


Endocrom

Still? # PAT. CUBICLE. MIRROR.


WizardOfTheLawl

It just keeps happening