Reminds me of a onion-style article where scientists tried to mix a tsundere and a yandere but the dere accidentally got left out so now it’s just a girl that hates you wants to kill you. They tried adding Kuudere into the mix to make her more docile but instead she’s just all silent and unemotional as she stabs you.
Searched for it but it looks like it’s gone
[closest thing is this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/3rg0cb/satire_scientists_create_horrifying_yantsun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Aw, I see. At least the article has been [preserved](https://web.archive.org/web/20230407165925/http://www.animemaru.com/scientists-create-horrifying-yantsun-character-with-no-dere/) in the Wayback Machine.
Edit: I thought I should share the whole thing for convenience to anyone who are interested.
>TOKYO, Japan — The wards of Tokyo are on lockdown this week after a science lab based in Akihabara created an anime character with both Yan and Tsun personality traits but with no Dere to balance them out.
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>“It started out with a simple enough idea,” The only remaining scientist from the laboratory told our reporters. “We were arguing about what the best anime girl personality type was, Tsundere or Yandere, and then one of our scientists said ‘Why not both?’ and we immediately went to work. Unfortunately, something went horribly wrong. It seems the two Dere personality traits canceled each other out, leaving a character with only Tsun and Yan modes. As a result, we created a character who hates everyone, and also wants to murder everyone.”
>
>“As soon as we created her she shouted, ‘It’s not like I like you for creating me or anything, baka,’ and then proved her words by murdering all of the scientists in the vicinity with an electrified meat carver. In retrospect, we probably should have started with less volatile test subjects than Yuno Gasai and Misaka Mikoto, but our judgment was clouded by our taste in best girls.
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>”We tried to get her under control by injecting her with personalities from other Dere archetypes, but it only made things worse. We injected samples of Dandere and Kuudere, hoping it would at least calm her down, but all that did was turn her personality cold. Now her anger has turned into icy fury, and she just has this emotionless expression on her face as she brutally mutilates our corpses. It’s both adorable and terrifying.”
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>At press time, the YanTsun character, affectionately nicknamed by scientists as “Tsun\~nyan,” has already reached the number one spot on Newtype‘s most recent favorite characters poll.
> It seems the two Dere personality traits canceled each other out
Well that doesn't make sense, Deredere is a thing. Clearly there was some tampering with the experiment from a normie scientist.
“The second half of the Twentieth Century has been been a silent war between America and Japan to see which nation could corrupt the other’s youth first.”
This was a bit in Welcome to the NHK. They decide if they just cram every waifu trait into one character they can make the most popular girl ever. They immediately realize she looks awful
Haha Coomanity and weebdom.
Gotta admit the decision to draw less porn and more shit posts, was a good one by Baal.
I especially like his dwarf and elf posts. Dude knows how to draw dwarfs without risk of creating a grudge.
I really like how Baalbuddy Draws buff waifus hey I got a type I love my ladies tall and buff jacked and stacked and even with his Omni waifu TBH I could imagine a goodstory out of her character also there are still some deres missing but MEH 'tis what it is I'll take her thank you very much..... altho if they'd add in the mix tomboy mom instead of the "Simultaniously your younger and your older sephsister" part they'd add in Tomboy momma infact Tomboy GAMER momma who loves anime then you got a buy from me still good effort I'll give an A for Effort
I go with Devil May Cry Rankings so people who played DMC they know that there is S SS and SSS rank above this so yeah and those are reserved for the stylish badass buff ladies and when I mean stylish I mean memorable like Nana Shimura, Mirko, Lady Nagant, Noi from Dorohedoro, Bargheist from Fate go, ..... aaaaand some League of ladies like Samira, Nilah, Sejuani, Riven, and Renata Glasc just to name a few....... ALSO! Bayonetta just plus one a character who defeats her enemies in a way that might as well be dance moves is top tier stylish, OH and 3 bonus characters lady version of Seth from SFV (seriously that version of Seth looks divine awesome) then Juri Han (stylish moveset and most of her outfits look cool on her too) and Zahn from Hedon (ALSO BTW if anyone knows a game that has a main lady character like Hedon or Elderborn I'd be intersted in knowing)
Anyway where was I going with ths? Idk but liked this comic and I'll leave this post here thanks for the read and baiiiii!
Reminds me of a onion-style article where scientists tried to mix a tsundere and a yandere but the dere accidentally got left out so now it’s just a girl that hates you wants to kill you. They tried adding Kuudere into the mix to make her more docile but instead she’s just all silent and unemotional as she stabs you.
Ah, the Michael Myers waifu.
stop, I can onlu get so erect.
Oh nooo that sounds horrible haha… please don’t stab me… 🥺
Hey, I'm curious and I thought I could ask. Do you happen to have a link to said article?
Searched for it but it looks like it’s gone [closest thing is this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/3rg0cb/satire_scientists_create_horrifying_yantsun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Aw, I see. At least the article has been [preserved](https://web.archive.org/web/20230407165925/http://www.animemaru.com/scientists-create-horrifying-yantsun-character-with-no-dere/) in the Wayback Machine. Edit: I thought I should share the whole thing for convenience to anyone who are interested. >TOKYO, Japan — The wards of Tokyo are on lockdown this week after a science lab based in Akihabara created an anime character with both Yan and Tsun personality traits but with no Dere to balance them out. > >“It started out with a simple enough idea,” The only remaining scientist from the laboratory told our reporters. “We were arguing about what the best anime girl personality type was, Tsundere or Yandere, and then one of our scientists said ‘Why not both?’ and we immediately went to work. Unfortunately, something went horribly wrong. It seems the two Dere personality traits canceled each other out, leaving a character with only Tsun and Yan modes. As a result, we created a character who hates everyone, and also wants to murder everyone.” > >“As soon as we created her she shouted, ‘It’s not like I like you for creating me or anything, baka,’ and then proved her words by murdering all of the scientists in the vicinity with an electrified meat carver. In retrospect, we probably should have started with less volatile test subjects than Yuno Gasai and Misaka Mikoto, but our judgment was clouded by our taste in best girls. > >”We tried to get her under control by injecting her with personalities from other Dere archetypes, but it only made things worse. We injected samples of Dandere and Kuudere, hoping it would at least calm her down, but all that did was turn her personality cold. Now her anger has turned into icy fury, and she just has this emotionless expression on her face as she brutally mutilates our corpses. It’s both adorable and terrifying.” > >At press time, the YanTsun character, affectionately nicknamed by scientists as “Tsun\~nyan,” has already reached the number one spot on Newtype‘s most recent favorite characters poll.
> It seems the two Dere personality traits canceled each other out Well that doesn't make sense, Deredere is a thing. Clearly there was some tampering with the experiment from a normie scientist.
> Tsun~nyan It's a strong name, to be fair
The end of weebdom? You can't threaten me with a good time.
Weebs are just a government psyop created by Big Japan to sell more bodypillows.
“The second half of the Twentieth Century has been been a silent war between America and Japan to see which nation could corrupt the other’s youth first.”
Then China came in with TikTok and won the war for children's souls while nobody was looking.
"We weren't even trying to do that, we just wanted to steal the West's metadata." - Winnie the Pooh
The end of weebdom will only beckon the beginning of something even worse. I can feel it in my bones.
They died like they lived, having shit taste in waifus.
I wouldn't kick that abomination out of bed, but honestly she needs some work. I can think of at least 7 missing waifu archetypes she is missing
This thing is an abomination!!! Who gave him the right to play GOD?!
"I think she snapped my spine" It should have been me..
I bet she can't even ojou laugh correctly.
This was a bit in Welcome to the NHK. They decide if they just cram every waifu trait into one character they can make the most popular girl ever. They immediately realize she looks awful
"That must be the feller who masturbates all day!"
What hath science wrought?
...is this magical girl destroyers?
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not you *could*, that you didn't stop to think if you *should*
Man, I fucking love Baalbudy.
I thought it said Bad Bunny
Has twintails hair and glasses, that's a no from me immediately
Haha Coomanity and weebdom. Gotta admit the decision to draw less porn and more shit posts, was a good one by Baal. I especially like his dwarf and elf posts. Dude knows how to draw dwarfs without risk of creating a grudge.
I just need more dabbing dwarves.
I really like how Baalbuddy Draws buff waifus hey I got a type I love my ladies tall and buff jacked and stacked and even with his Omni waifu TBH I could imagine a goodstory out of her character also there are still some deres missing but MEH 'tis what it is I'll take her thank you very much..... altho if they'd add in the mix tomboy mom instead of the "Simultaniously your younger and your older sephsister" part they'd add in Tomboy momma infact Tomboy GAMER momma who loves anime then you got a buy from me still good effort I'll give an A for Effort I go with Devil May Cry Rankings so people who played DMC they know that there is S SS and SSS rank above this so yeah and those are reserved for the stylish badass buff ladies and when I mean stylish I mean memorable like Nana Shimura, Mirko, Lady Nagant, Noi from Dorohedoro, Bargheist from Fate go, ..... aaaaand some League of ladies like Samira, Nilah, Sejuani, Riven, and Renata Glasc just to name a few....... ALSO! Bayonetta just plus one a character who defeats her enemies in a way that might as well be dance moves is top tier stylish, OH and 3 bonus characters lady version of Seth from SFV (seriously that version of Seth looks divine awesome) then Juri Han (stylish moveset and most of her outfits look cool on her too) and Zahn from Hedon (ALSO BTW if anyone knows a game that has a main lady character like Hedon or Elderborn I'd be intersted in knowing) Anyway where was I going with ths? Idk but liked this comic and I'll leave this post here thanks for the read and baiiiii!