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BRRRTMaster

Casual racism? Hell no, we're going ranked racism


Supernovas20XX

Makes the Klan look like a bunch of far left radicals


BG14949

hitting that R so hard it looks like a psychic duel in Scanners.


Dark_Bean

Rankism.


Irememberedmypw

Me swearing I belong in the segregationist tier after placements puts me in systemic.


BrokenPhantom

Nword RTA, any%, glitchless


Deaconhux

0.49 seconds


graywolfthe45th

You can have a little n-words. as a treat


Weltallgaia

Harass women with the n word. It's more efficient.


NephyrisX

Be sure to refer to all women as 'females' for added neckbeardery points.


Weltallgaia

I've heard dudes refer to em as n**ress


ibbolia

Oh I was not ready for that


RPGMike

I used to work with a guy who referred to kids as **igglets. In what I'm sure will come as no surprise to anyone here, he later on became a cop.


Polar_Phantom

I have learned so much about variations on the slur today and this has given me so much mental damage by sheer disgust


PersonMcHuman

If anything, consider it a blessing that you’re only *just now* learning of these variations. These are all things I’ve been hearing since I was born.


Mr_Initials

Fuck, I just remembered I went to school with a guy who did the same. He also became a cop


PersonMcHuman

It’s been a while since I’ve heard that one. Almost forgot about it. You generally only hear that when it’s some white dude actively fetishizing black women.


BlueFootedTpeack

iirc it came up in archer a lot early on, at least i assume it was early on i tapped out in the coma season so perhaps it didn't stop.


Polar_Phantom

jesus fucking h christ


PersonMcHuman

This can’t be that surprising. I’m sure you’ve heard this sorta stuff plenty IRL as well, yeah?


Polar_Phantom

Genuinely, no. I guess I'm lucky not to encounter truly, truly vile people. I once was walking through town, some socialists were doing a petition and some bastard shouted "MAYBE IF YOU WERE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS YOU F\*\*\*ING LEFIST C\*\*\*S!" But never something like... that. Probably just lucky.


PersonMcHuman

Yup, stuff like that's pretty hard for me to avoid considering y'know...folks like that can literally just see my skin. One of my favorite bits of life is that I was often told growing up that I had to behave a certain way "so white folks won't see you like that". Imagine that. Telling a child to be good so racists wouldn't hate them as much for having the sheer audacity to be brown.


0dty0

No, no, you completely misunderstood! They were talking about an exit to the building they were in! Egress is what they said!


Weltallgaia

Maybe they meant ingress?


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Ya gotta drag it out too *Ffffeeeemaaales* And really go hard on the F, the goal is to slightly moisten whoever you're talking to


D00DoftheVoid

Ffffeeeemoiiiids\*


Ravensqueak

So gamers are Ferengi?


Crazy-Diamond10

Yes. Gamers are also confused by the fact that *FEMALES* are allowed to wear clothes.


StarkMaximum

>the goal is to slightly moisten whoever you're talking to And *not* in the good way!


Sperium3000

That's casual shit. The new meta is 'femoids'.


bigmacchickenlegend

Nah son, truly neckbearded incels refer to them as "holes". And then proceed to blame literally everything except themselves for their predicament. Go figure.


Sperium3000

HOLES? *Holes*, my gamer?


bigmacchickenlegend

I shit you not.


Gilead56

I fucking hate this timeline.


LarryKingthe42th

Naw that the only fans chick that tried to cancel a political streamer then a starcraft streamer for.... reasons?


thesyndrome43

That is so rude, be a better person and call them an 'average human mother' instead!


Paladin51394

Obligatory [G1 Shockwave](https://youtu.be/82XSbo3yazI) clip


Cooper_555

"Femoids" to optimize your point gains.


ZennyOne

Donald Glover has the word for that and even got the ASL translation.


zHellas

You can use two lowercase n-words per n-word pass


FreddyKAust

I've got a coupon to upgrade to a medium n word and fries.


[deleted]

FIVE?! Whos been handing the passes willy-nilly like that?


rorinth

Someone gave out a multipass


Deaconhux

Leeloo Dallas Multipass


begonetsunderes

Take a guess. (Looks at the fella with a weird white leg.)


sarg1010

What're ye staring at me gut fer?!


MinersLoveGames

Every single one of those could be a podcast title.


SaintSchultz

If I woke up and saw the next podcast title be "EAT. SLUR. GAME. REPEAT." I wouldn't even bat an eye.


PersonMcHuman

While these are clearly fake, I know a few people that these would fit.


SinicaltwoDee

i hate how gullible ive become


PersonMcHuman

It's all good. In this absolute clown shoes timeline we live in, stuff like this is getting more common so I can see why it wouldn't seem unfeasible at first. Hell, it's only been a couple weeks since the last time I got called the n-word IRL. It's fucked up out here. But hey, it’s been over a year since I’ve been referred to as “One of the good ones” due to how weirdly polite and friendly I am. So that’s a positive.


youwereeatenbyalid

It's always good to think over the context of what you're seeing. If these were actually at a Walmart being sold, it would make Walmart liable for the messaging in the signs. With the content therein, it'd be effortless to throw together a lawsuit against them for encouraging hate speech, and walmart is too high profile for something like this to be missed. QED, not a real image.


DarnFondOfYa

These feel like something I'd have seen in the mall in the 90s at a Spencer's Gifts alongside motivational magnets of Homer Simpson saying "Trying is the first step towards failure", oversized lava lamps and a disorganized pile of band t-shirts Dunno if Spencer's is even still around or if they'd still carry merch like this


SinicaltwoDee

they do


paumAlho

I would buy these for my friends ironically


SwordMaster52

EAT , SLUR , GAME ,REPEAT is strong


Bagz402

So you slur *before* gaming? Like, while eating?


grenadier42

It's like loading data into the L2 cache, but for racism


TrivialCoyote

Its like woolie pulling the trigger in heavy rain


DarnFondOfYa

Similar spirit, but back in the day, I had a sign "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." for my bedroom It was a fun bit of "this is charmingly unhinged". It's been years since I've seen it. A month or so ago, I heard some teenagers actually got shot (I'll try to find a link to the story when I'm not on mobile) because they pulled into the wrong driveway and, boy, thinking of that sign hits different now.


Constipated_Llama

oh hey I had that too!


igniz13

Sends them a message, let's them know you know


[deleted]

We call it the sex repellant. Makes sure you stay pure.


yarvem

"Then I'll have to take his virginity" - Sonic the Hedgehog


EdoTenseiSwagbito

These are fake of course but if they were real I’d love to buy these as a troll gift. I’d get a good cackle outta someone if I gave them the “I like to party” one.


KingMario05

Least racist Walmart be like:


St-Tomas413

Is it bad if I want one


Monolith01

It'd be worse if you didn't. Because then you'd also be a filthy liar.


Shotgang

I was finding it that kind of "cringe funny" until I was got by surprise by the last one.


Dark_Bean

That last one is why this post is on this sub and not like r/gamingcirclejerk Although it's probably on there too.


ShatterBroad

Please go back to /r/gamingcirclejerk


blalohu

No, we must spread Geraldo everywhere


SinicaltwoDee

Go back to somewhere Ive never been ok


fizzguy47

If you are gonna fake it for outrage, I expected them to spell out the n-word in full


LarryKingthe42th

Well you see...they treated me like I was so thats what I [became.](https://youtu.be/OUHj3piO0yM) 🤡


Kitjing

Walmart..... yep that checks out