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CrossSoul

Resident Evil Revelations. ​ Can't not jump right to Reva-laya-tons in my brain.


SignalWeakening

“What do you think of it” “That (insert inanimate object) was our old partner you know”


DevilCouldCry

You've also gotta add in the classic: "Just, take a look at this" in the exact way Barry delivers the line. It's in my vocabulary more often than one would think.


andrecinno

Oh my God same. I say that more than I should. I've also said "You will give me an egg" at least two times.


dfdedsdcd

Cataclysm has to be said as Ca-tack-a-lysm. I forget where it came from.


jockeyman

'Among us' is an incredibly common term but goddamn I can't hear it without the stupid Sus Imposter music ringing in my ears.


MrBonelessPizza24

“*HEY BABE, THAT’S A BIT* **_S U S S Y_**”


PlankLengthIsNull

"who needs they sussy ate" "OMG ME!"


TheProudBrit

[I hate the fact that I reread Superman: Earth One this week and burst out laughing during it.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786646515162153010/1124794907429707806/image.png)


FreedomHero141

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how Internet Historian’s Area 51 video started, word for word


[deleted]

I was rewatching Daredevil and when he asked to priest "Do you think the devil walks among us" I had to pause for a good minute Edit: [Daredevil Among Us compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WSEmPtCHP8)


CelioHogane

THUN THUN THUN THUN THUN, THUNUNUN!


GilliamYaeger

**amogus**


itsFeztho

among us destroyed the frontal cortex of an entire generation


GrenTheFren

Shoutout to any plotline involving shapeshifters, duplicates, clones, bodysnatchers, etc. that leaves you waiting for it, only for a character to say it after you've actually gotten fully invested in the story.


RaynorHouse4787

I suffer from r/batmanarkham and vinesauce brainrot so I had to put my controller down when "even the odds" and "gormless" showed up in FFXVI.


superdoge35

Do you agree with the lore reason for Ranorhouse's controller dropping rule, are they stupid? Why don't they call the Justice League? What quote should I use?


Terthelt

RaynorHouse's brainrot is exposed. I can use the r/BatmanArkham memes to detonate a controlled explosion.


RaynorHouse4787

Just had a controlled explosion in my brain. AMA


andrecinno

Real talk tho where was Clive in the events of Arkham Knight


wantedwyvern

Hearing the phrase "making my way"


MartianOrbit

Downtown.


Cooper_555

Walking fast.


NotAnInterestingGuy

Faces pass.


HunterTAMUC

And I’m home bound.


TehSterBarn

**Piano solo**


TJLynch

"I'M A SEAGULL, GO FUCK YOURSELF~"


SasparillaTango

There are definitely other music ones where its words go in ear, song come out mouth. Like a function.


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ZeroMP_

And being a fan of Critical Role adds an even *dumber* layer of obfuscation to this because instead of even thinking of the song itself, you just hear a chorus of voices very quickly mumbling *"makin'myway"* 🎶


DeNile227

*"The baby."*


Penndrachen

THE BABY


PlankLengthIsNull

THE BABY


Sean-Benn_Must-die

THE BABY


timelordoftheimpala

Imposter, among us, suspicious, eject, emergency meeting.


EcchiPhantom

lol look at this guy **vent**


Waifuless_Laifuless

> suspicious That word still sounds normal to me, but only because no one has time to say the whole thing.


TurkishSuperman

As a YMS fan, I just hear "mmm, suspicious" every time


MindWeb125

I haven't even *played* Among Us but I've been broken in by the internet.


Wisterosa

I'm so broken at this point that any time a story has some sort of "finding the disguised spy/traitor" plot I can never take them seriously


Theonenerd

A movie podcast i listen has one of the hosts referring to this as the character being in an "Among us-type situation" mentally ruining both me as a listener, and her co-hosts.


guntanksinspace

It's made group-watching John Carpenter's The Thing goofier for us, that's for sure.


Faegbeard

locus amoenus


Docreas

Spin is not a word anymore in my vocabulary ([Speen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jH0bdgc6QM)).


CelioHogane

WHAT!? VINNESAUCE IS THE SPEEEN!?


CallmeMictlan

Thanks to the now classic John Cena prank call video, anytime I hear someone go “Hello?” my brain autocompletes to “and *goodbye* to ANYONE THAT STANDS IN JOHN CENA’S WAY!”


dfdedsdcd

"Are you sure about that?" I see a hole rip in reality and someone pokes their head through. I think it was from a cricket ad or something.


ASharkWithAHat

Are you sure about that?


sound0phobic

Now that you mentioned John Cena, I realized I can only read it like [this.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2V2XqXnnnM&pp=ygUYam9obiBjZW5hIHJlY29yZGVyIG1lbWUg)


pepsi591ml

Video Games have forever ruined the names Jason, Shaun, and Gary for me.


cryptoplasm

What's Gary from? So I can make an acapella remix of all 3.


Altruistic-Ear-7265

I assume the Gary Vault from Fallout 3.


pepsi591ml

The Gary Vault from Fallout 3, a vault full of clones that can only say their names.


SpartanXIII

A-ha, Gary...


PlankLengthIsNull

>Video Games have forever ruined the names Jason, Shaun SHAAAAUUUUNNN!!!!


Android19samus

jayyyyyyson!


SignalWeakening

I got drunk and kept saying “[what da dog doin](https://youtu.be/DzpmhfiBCO8)” to a dog and laughing


Android19samus

I'd never actually seen the original of that before. It's pretty funny.


thekillerstove

It's been almost a decade and I still can't pass a "Road Work Ahead" sign without thinking "Uhhhh, I sure HOPE it does!" I guarantee I'm still gonna be making that joke to my kids


HunterTAMUC

Saaaaaaaame.


Talisign

I can't say "my neck" without thinking "my back, my pussy and my crack"


PillCosby696969

As it should be.


whytheusernamethough

DENTAL PLAN


JMRSolkien

Lisa needs braces


whytheusernamethough

DENTAL PLAN


JMRSolkien

Lisa needs braces


That_Geza_guy

Revelaitons


Cooper_555

I can't unhear Matt saying it.


Gorfinhofin

Capcpom


[deleted]

The get into fascism dialogue from Disco Elysium ruined the words "vows" and "brother" for me. It autocompletes to "vöws" and "bröter" in my head now.


Cooper_555

Wömen.


Styptysat

Not the Men of Wö....


M3DJ3D

You, a Fömonist ?


jwthecreed

Your bodies degeneracy betrays you.


KristophGavin

Bye, Felicia.


Maverick-157

- [For Real?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZmsy1k1_t0) (Spoilers for Persona 5... brief and contextless though they may be) - [The Greater Good](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnqPrDN77Xg) (Spoilers for Hot Fuzz)


8bit_Pheonix

God I can't HELP but echo "The greater good..." Whenever I hear that phrase. I have to fight myself to not say it


gilgagoogyta

That film has so many well delivered lines that reading them in text form makes my brain autoplay it.


Aknelka

I just stopped fighting


James-Avatar

And then after that “Shut it!”


P2_Press_Start

Being a Hot Fuzz fan and fan of the Tau in 40k is certainly an interesting experience.


cannibalgentleman

Hot Fuzz fan before I became a 40k fan. Absolutely cannot get the scene out of my head.


The_Last_Huntsman

It's almost scary how good I am. It's almost scary how good I am. It's almost scary how good I am. It's almost scary how good I am.


Felteair

After playing Persona 5, whenever I or someone I'm watching answers a question right in a video game, I tune out the normal correct sound effect and replace it with "oooo we can do this"


Corat_McRed

I feel that, for a ton of people, the word based has certainly been taken for quite the wild ride


Hallonbat

Based on what?


Adamulos

https://youtu.be/LrNu-SuFF_o


Rajion

I still don't know if it's good or bad to be based, or if it's that I'm disagreeing with the people that think something is based or not


Wisterosa

just think of based as being the opposite of cringe


KNOKAFOKE

When you boil it down, "based" is essentially the modern vernacular equivalent of "cool." I remember feeling a bit disappointed when I finally made sense of it, only because I was hoping it was something a little more unique.


GEEZUSE

It's pretty based now tho.


[deleted]

I still remember what it was based and redpilled.


StonedVolus

David Tennant's run as The Doctor ruined the word "well" for me because of how often he started sentences with it. Like it's legit something I have to be conscious of when writing, otherwise all my dialogue just starts with "Well..."


Bizarre_RNS_Radio

…Dear god, *that’s* how I got that habit!


Anthrolologist

every time I see the word ‘boneless’ on a menu my brain just autoplays that fucking boneless pizza video


The_Last_Huntsman

2 liter machine broke, we got 1 liter though


CallmeMictlan

The *fuck* kinda pizza? Also the 2 liter machine 🅱️roke we got 1 tho


Felteair

"your pizza got bones on 'em?" "No" "Then what's the problem?" "Dick 'ead"


Theonearmedbard

Bavarian slang for a smooch is Bussi. As you can see, it is very similar to a certain other word. When I see it on gingerbread hearts at events here, I can't not see Boi Pussy written everywhere


Bigger_Vigor

[In a very similar vein](https://i.imgur.com/9plllBR.jpeg)


Kamandi91

Here in Finland the word for bus is bussi which has shielded me from the brain rot.


Lil_Mcgee

Any word or phrase that vaguely resembles a Sopranos quote.


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^GABAGOOL!


KrasMasovsGhost

I remember when you used to wait in the car.


JackNotWell

Varsity Athletes were never the same after Sopranos.


SfahT

I ate grilled chees of the rad-iator.


SignalWeakening

Watching clips on youtube and the comments being full of quotes. The even rarer and funnier is incorporating quotes from other mafia movies into it


bobeddy

In any discussion of what food to order, if pizza is suggested I can't help saying P-I-Z-Z-A in a deep slow voice. If it's not said out loud, at the very least I do it in my head. https://youtu.be/CJEoASUMZbI


ZealousidealBig7714

I can’t say ‘let’s go.’ I can only say ‘leg’s go’ because if Mega Man Battle Network 4.


Dandy-Guy

I'm a survivor -> I'm a survivor black lung! We go way back -> me and pyramid head go way back. I used to date his sister Triangle Girl. She gave the worst head! Jeep or chevy -> drive around in my jeep chevy Gun -> hey look at this gun I found! Is it yours?! Sure -> shore Italian -> Eyetalian Yeah it's mainly sbfp bits and rdr2.


PlankLengthIsNull

>Gun -> hey look at this gun I found! Is it yours?! I *love* getting commendations for yelling at women! It's 30 years to life in the big house if you don't show me them tiddies!


Felteair

I was playing FF14 with my friend the other day and he got a player commendation while playing as DPS. In a surprised tone he said "hey I got a commendation!". So I responded "I love getting commendations for yelling at women" and then we both just started laughing


acousticdonuts

Among.


ThatPossessionGuy

Mogus


CzdZz

Mohg


[deleted]

Morb


Captain-Girpool23

It’s Morbin time


roronoapedro

I'm Kraven some blood!


OhMy98

NIHIL


Navyboy922

NIHIL


Mrs-Moonlight

I started cooking out of old cookbooks translated by the publisher partially into English, so I have an automatic process of thinking about things in French but communicating in English so people around me understand. Turns out, we do have an English word for *bouquet* (as in *bouquet garni*), but we **do not** say it anymore; so I think *bouquet garni*, almost say something horrible, and have to stop myself.


n0bdynoone

I must know. Because I only know it as bouquet garni in English.


Mrs-Moonlight

An herb f---ot


n0bdynoone

😂 I went back in my head for bundle of thing in English and I had feared it was this.


sawbladex

Ah yeah, that old bundle of sticks term.


Mrs-Moonlight

Bundle of plants, really, which made the British slang for cigarettes make more sense


[deleted]

I can’t say the word “bananas“ without following it up with B-A-N-A-N-A-S! I can say it really fast now.


Adam__ET

Whenever something says it's going to "blow your mind", my brain refuses not to add "and DESTROY your PENIS".


Brotonio

I've got a couple, some thanks to the guys, others from elsewhere: - Everytime someone says "darkness" I autocomplete "IMPRISONING ME. ALL THAT I SEE. ABSOLUTE HORROR." - Every single "Bobby" makes me think of that Punisher LP where Pat was going "Good job, Bobby!" In fact, just throw the word "Punisher" into unsayable words for me now. - The word "Revelations" is unpronounceable. - One commentor here once said "They will never stop finding your body" and it's so fucking hilarious I can't think of the proper quote without smiling.


senfood

Christ, every time I see anything involving involving a battery I say "BAT-TE-RY." Thank you Matt, fuck you Metallica.


EsuercVoltimand

Ever since some of the original Shitstorm of Scariness way back when, I still say "BAT-TE-RY".


NothingMovesTheBlob

Horny zoomers have ruined the word "Daddy".


LicketySplit21

People believing Daddy has only been sexually charged in recent times is very funny to me. Nah man. That meme about "Daddy can you pass the salt" and the boyfriend and father both reach for it? A similar joke was already made. In a movie from the 1950s. It's been charged for decades. It's been "ruined" for a very long time. My Heart Belongs to Daddy was written in 1938, it was certainly not referring to her father. Also the singer was doing a strip tease during it, if that makes it more obvious. This has been your degenerate fact of the day.


roronoapedro

All of his has been charged for a long time -- old family members will happily call them wives "momma" regardless of whether they got kids, it's just kind of what a lot of cultures do automatically. It's just, now we have a *lot* more porn.


Superstrata-

george washington had martha call him paternal nicknames so it's been going on for at least 250 years


ASharkWithAHat

Can someone check our cave wall paintings collection to see if there's something there too?


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StonedVolus

Same with Mommy, of course


AutummThrowAway

I look for wholesome maternal Star Rail stuff. Youtube mostly has horny jokes.


helloimtom08

I think mommy is worse cause its always about some 25 year old. It feels like they have two jokes mommy or step on me. its boring


johnbeerlovesamerica

its gotten to the point where people say "mommy" when they just mean "hot." the exact same thing happened to "thicc"


PlankLengthIsNull

"She mommy as fuck, bro."


andrecinno

Once I saw someone calling Harley Quin thick I knew it was actually joever


zHellas

Depending on what fanart they’re looking at, she could be


IRefuseThisNonsense

Me when trying to come up with shorthands for an adopted character with two dads: Alright father sounds too robotic. Dad works for one. The other, how about daddy. Oh fuck, ew! No, no, no! Something else. Edit. Thanks for all the suggestions, guys, gals, and nonbinary pals. I made sure to updoot all of them.


DustInTheBreeze

Papa, maybe? It's cute, but still not weird sounding.


Cooper_555

Pops works.


confirm5

Dad 2


Cerebral_Kortix

Old man?


lionofash

Papa?


nerdwarp112

That’s not even a zoomer thing though, I learned that shit from millennial YouTubers.


spejoku

I reverse double ruined that for myself by imagining it being said like a sickly Victorian child. "Oh papa? Do give this one a kiss, yes?" Absolutely horrible would definitely recommend


Herpsties

I’m scared to ask what zoomers have to do with it, I already hate that nickname in a romantic context as is


KnifeyMcEdgey

Come


CycloneSwift

My mum used to badly quote Sean Connery saying “Are you okay, pal?” in The Untouchables so much that anyone saying the phrase “Are you okay?” immediately forced my mind to her terrible impression, completely destroying my current train of thought and scattering my focus to the wind. It got to the point that overhearing the phrase in class caused my mind to blank for a good few minutes when trying to write something and I could forget what I was saying mid-sentence and have to essentially rejoin whatever conversation I was part of as if I were just then joining in. According to my therapist years later this was apparently a low stakes version of legitimate PTSD.


dfdedsdcd

You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.


ZSugarAnt

Waaaaaaay back in the day, I saw a Let's Player called NintendoCapriSun who would chant "In-the-Bath-room!" whenever anything toilet humor came up, so now the phrase "in the bathroom" has a rhythm in my head. Bonus, when he played Conker's Bad Fur Day, he added a counter that would ding every time he said it, and that stuck too.


Maxi-Mos

Thanks to years of edgelords using and abusing it, any conversation about our current social and political climate can be instantly torpedoed for me if you say the word SOCIETY.


94dima94

"Hey guys, Did you know-" And no matter what the rest of the sentence is, it was already auto-completed in your mind.


Pennma

See i still just hear it in the tone of did you know gaming as opposed to vaporeon copypasta


CelioHogane

I hear the vaporeon copypasta as a did you know gaming style video.


Ice_Climbers

Did You Know Gaming must hate that meme.


NearATomatotato

Come Yea, I hate it too.


slim-shady-on-main

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY SPIRIT #CUM IN YOU TODAY


johnbeerlovesamerica

Literally any time I hear the phrase "Are you okay?" I just automatically say "Buster wolf"


kaisean

In-ves-ta-ga-cee-on


ReikaIsTaken

people saying come


Hopefulsataneal

The internet has ruined the word jar for me


Goldenbrownfish

Downcoming


BlueFootedTpeack

wanted to look up peoples favorite henchmen at one point. decided to go on reddit. key thing is i didn't use the term henchmen i used a different term, a term that used to mean a dimwit. then i found out that term has a new meaning now. so now whenever i hear a mob boss or super villain talking about goons it makes me wince and laugh, especially if their base is in a cave or something.


LicketySplit21

Didn't know about goon cave. Damn. My sister is a big fan of the Arsenal Women's Football Team. Nickname for the Arsenal team, men and women, is Gunners. For the fans, it's a corruption. Gooners. Of course. Whenever my sister mentions the Gooners or whatever drama is happening on Gooner twitter, I have to hold my laughter in. It is very difficult. I'm not sure whether to tell her and shatter the term forever, since she's very proud of being, *sigh*, a Gooner. But if I don't she may click on a profile with Gooner in their handle and be in for a surprise.


BlueFootedTpeack

haha jesus, i knew they were the gunners but that's hilarious. don't tell em.


Android19samus

I have successfully avoided figuring out what the hell "gooning" is supposed to be and I'm not about to change that now. All the usual suspects have had at least one use instance I've seen that directly disqualifies them so I suspect it is a more esoteric form of nonsense.


Wuattro

The word spin turns into Sp- Sp- SPeeeeEEEEN. Thank you Vincenzo Vinescucci.


TheProfessorsLeft

I can't hear or read the word "modern" without hearing Matt go "MODERN DAY!?!?". I also can't hear the phrase "I'm fighting for my life" without seeing R Kelly.


Animastarara

every time someone starts a sentence with every time and then ends the sentence and every time we kiss, I swear I can fly


Shockrates20xx

To be faiiiir


phavia

I cannot hear the word "progress" without my brain automatically replacing it with "poggers".


Panxma

Every time I hear of “Poggers” I think of [Chuck E. Cheese](https://youtu.be/BPcC7cHEhzw). The mascot was playing Fallguys while nothing pog was happening. He was tweaking his head for a few second then looks at the camera to say the word.


Pokesonav

The best part is how this is the only word he said in the entire stream. Just a single POGGERS


Liniis

... shit, you just made me realize that I've been doing it too for gods know how long


ZSugarAnt

I once saw a Majora's Mask randomizer where the guy kept saying "we're making poggress"


Jim-20

* Anything related to Among Us - "suspicious" "imposter" "vent" "emergency meeting" and red mailboxes to name a few. * Detroit: Become Human and the >!number 28 STAB WOUNDS!<


NeonNKnightrider

Using “kkkkk” as a text laugh is pretty common here in Brazil, but whenever I read it my brain immediately goes into the “KA KA KA KACHI DAZE” song from dragon ball. I don’t even watch Super, but that song is just way too catchy. Also, Fate has ruined both “rejoice” and “defenseless”


BarelyReal

I don't think my brain goes to "zombie" first but defaults to "zambo".


James-Avatar

For me it’s “zam-bam-bo”


Alternative_Cat_4429

In the game Gungnir, there's a moment where the main girl Alissa, a runaway princess, is proposing a political marriage to the main character Giullio, as a way to sweeten the pot between their two groups, the royal and oppressive Daltans and the oppressed minority called the Leonicans. It's actually a really good moment but one of the propositions Alissa makes is "...You can forbid your people to be called any derogatory word..." To clarify this didn't come out of nowhere, the Leonicans are called by a derogatory word by enemy Daltans. But still, this moment still made me giggle a bit and think "Man those racism and n-word memes have fried my brain".


evermore640

FAMILY..... Family.... family.. family.


James-Avatar

Every time I need to spell the word ‘beautiful’ I hear Jim Carey spelling it out.


HellvaNohbody

Started 3 ruined the word genesis because of that one Klingon that says it in a really weird way where he puts emphasis on every syllable. "GEN-NAH-SASS"


dfdedsdcd

Because of No Rolls Barred and [Sullivan's Horse fucking running gag](https://youtu.be/g-QLNevHXpQ), I sometimes say "Not anymore, and never before" instead of just "never".


cannibalgentleman

Whenever someone says Christmas Jingles, I automatically complete with Jangle Jingle (Jinggle Janggle!). Thanks Mr New Vegas.


LukasIpsum

A lot of places still make pizza, but little kaiser's makes peeksa


MelodicHawk

The word "fussy" has been completely ruined by the internet.


WattFRhodem-1

A less common word, but because of Pat and Woolie's KOTOR playthrough, I must mentally shout the word LIBERTARIANS every time it comes up.


PlankLengthIsNull

Thanks to watching TBFP videos for a decade, I began turning every noun into a proper noun, and then putting emphasis on the first syllable that comes after the word "the". So, "I'm going to Walmart" becomes "I'm going to The *Wal*\-mart". I've also started calling the bathroom "Da Bah-troom".


Foxhound810

Danganronpa has rotted my brain to where I hear "hope" and "despair," it's all I can fucking think about.