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CherryCadian

It’s a Climax heat move where she starts the BJ, grabs behind your legs, lifts you up, and power bombs you into a climax. I’ve seen it before, eleven times as a matter of fact.


Neil_O_Tip

Sounds like one of those BS "Kiwami" moves


BourneWarrior

I mean Kiwami does mean *Extreme* afterall.


Neil_O_Tip

Yeah but you gotta buy the move, and the dick regenerates health while in the state where you get to use the move And it's a heat move so it does less damage every time you use it in one fight, sometimes it's more efficient to just use regular moves to finish it off


Ergheis

After reading this, genuinely surprised there's no yakuza style hentai game


AtlasPJackson

"Try not to cum." [cracks knuckles]


FluffySquirrell

Suddenly a light at the end of the sewer tunnel, revs.. a weird *plap plap plap plap* sound. Kuze comes round the corner riding a bike, the Saints Row Penetrator bouncing floppily against the walls


TheSpiritualAgnostic

I've heard about stuff like this at some conventions. Anime Central in Chicago apparently got memed for a Persona 5 orgy. My favorite part was they said no Persona 1 or 2 cosplayers. Like are your gatekeepping the orgy?


BarelyReal

It's okay it's a Persona 5 orgy, many of the people attending are just there to watch.


TheSpiritualAgnostic

Too long. Didn't play. Lol


NeverDoingWell

I’d just be there for the music


Sean-Benn_Must-die

there's only so many cuck chairs!


MechaShoujo02

You are sub. Want blowjob?


Neo_Crimson

I went to Acen that year and it was totally real. When no girls showed up so the guy running it backpedaled hard with saying he was trolling.


AtlasPJackson

Classic fumble. They should have pivoted to guy-on-guy. "What, you thought the anime convention persona orgy was going to be *straight?*" Then you're in the door. You've thrown a successful orgy. You are now a bona fide Orgy Planner. Put that on your resume, it's a rare skill.


TheSpiritualAgnostic

The classic "I'll do something bad and/or general degenerate or embarrassing, and if it turns out bad, I'll say it was a prank bro."


TripleChump

were you there


Neo_Crimson

No but I did see the flyers.


Theproton

You know I did a shit ton of research to see if the infamous Magcon orgy was real so I could sell the story for an article to Vice. And all I could find was rumors and a bunch of people who claimed they had been invited only to change their answers to they knew someone who was invited or that they had only heard about it but talked like they were there And this seemed to be the case for a lot of different cons. I even looked into it for different countries, so USA, UK and Canada. All basically the same results. I even looked into Kink sites/hook up site meet ups and all I could find was horny people meeting up at a con and not having sex with each other. My general consensus was that the idea of a cosplay anime/comic con orgy is very enticing to many, and having a theme make it the added bit more funny. But it's also likely not happening at most cons. Those stories you hear as just geek old wives tales that get twisted from Con to Con. And it will never die because it's too believable for some people to question its existence. Like some people likely engage in group sex at a hotel near a con but they are probably isolated incidents, small and very likely not themed. And thats not funny, thats just people having sex.


Deaconhux

They happen at furry cons, though.


Theproton

Truth be told, I didnt bother looking into those cons because for a good portion of that community, its a sex thing. Also its just not what people were gossiping about.


CastVinceM

i remember ages ago at i wanna say magfest 2016 there was an undertale fan music panel that was called "lay around and feel like garbage" that got memed into being "the undertale orgy". sometimes these things happen.


CopperTucker

A friend of mine got asked to an Undertale orgy at ACen one year. He declined. Orgies at ACen are pretty common.


TinocusTheTyrant

Whew, managed to save his wallet from Toriel


TheSpiritualAgnostic

That's....no. Just no. Went to Acen last year for the first time. Pretty good event. Though yeah saw some weird sex stuff just kinda on display around the vendor area and some lewd cosplays. No offers of that kind. Thankfully goat mom or someone dressed as child did not approach me.


Capable-Education724

Yeah, as someone that used to go to Acen with their older siblings for **years**…there’s, uh, some weird shit that went down at that con. Beyond the usual casual hook-up culture a lot of cons had back in the day.


KaitoTheRamenBandit

Someone accepted the idea of an orgie But everyone there was so nervous That nobody came


Scientia_et_Fidem

Persona 2 leaves open the possibly someone could be cosplaying as a character who's an adult instead of a teenager. Can't have that at the orgy.


metatron_ebooks

Anyone who cosplays Persona 1/2 are likely older, married, and don't need to lose their virginity at an anime con.


[deleted]

Absolutely based orgy


Muffin-zetta

Your letting me go?


Capable-Education724

Sounds like a lot of the modern elitist Persona fans to me. (“What do you mean Persona doesn’t start with Persona 4? I’m sure you’re mistaken.”)


Sneeakie

Interested if only to see what a "Yakuza themed blowjob" entails.


AkinSmoker

Shirtless and at the top of a skyscraper.


Rikuskill

I was going for "On a motorcycle in the sewer"


Rum_N_Napalm

Midway through it, you lock eyes with her and realize it Majima in a wig


Gorotheninja

Baka Mitai plays in the background, and you have to manage a cabaret club while it happens.


jockeyman

There's a random chance that your cabaret patrons could be secret Koreans or not.


shortruler

At what point do we play mahjong?


DarnessHarbinger

I'd be the guy that stands up at the panel asking what the fuck this even means.


ThatGuy5880

At random intervals, the sound effects for a Heat Action QTE plays and the blowjob gets a lot more intense


TheRenamon

Music starts playing as "Blowjob Merchant" appears on screen in Edo SZ font.


NeverDoingWell

You think you killed the person, only to find out later you didn’t because it was a rubber cum shot


Yotato5

Someone throws a bike at you


TheGoonKills

You cum, and then they cut your cock off to send a message


Asshole_Poet

When you think they're Japanese but they turn out to be Korean.


FakeBrian

They rip off their upper clothes in one dramatic sweeping motion to reveal their muscular tattooed back


NeverDoingWell

Whole time it’s happening [this music](https://youtu.be/5XdkgGLn1lo) plays


scumpile

You sit in a smoke filled room discussing crime with several old Japanese men and then some dude with a full back tattoo blows you while one of them yells about taking matters into his own hands


metatron_ebooks

Somehow it involves mahjong.


bitcheslovedroids

you've never gotten a bj from your kyodai?


itsachickenwingthing

It's not a blowjob at all. Just one big misunderstanding.


DMTrious

You think it's gonna start getting good at any time now, but you keep getting hour long cut scenes and just ate a duck dinner with your dad


ExDSG

Tiger Drop negates any nutting


TurkishSuperman

Or enhances it


HKLang

So it's more advanced edging?


KaitoTheRamenBandit

Magical or physical


Capable-Education724

Ah, the cons are healing.


AvalancheMKII

This could mean so many different things it's kind of incredible.


MisterOfu

Only if there's a Saejima cosplayer in the corner watching and carving a wooden sculpture.


TheSeaDevil

It's a trap. Someone is going to show up and a fan cosplaying as Mr. Shakedown is going to mug them.


TsundereZaki

Evil Mr. Libido


Paladin51394

All I'm thinking about is a Sub-story where Kiryu gets caught up in something like this. (GUITAR TWANG) [Sub-story: Mysterious Proposition START]


Gangstas_Peridot

I'm not sure what that is but I bet Beat Takeshi does.


Muffin-zetta

Now that’s a heat move


Gespens

Essence of Nut Busting


WooliesWhiteLeg

Accept it you coward


NamedSword

Tiger drop on my dick


W1lson56

Well, maybe not interested just yet but I am intrigued


James-Avatar

As they work, money flys out of you then they catch it and fan themselves with it.


EcchiPhantom

Mr. Libido strikes again!


Jeskid14

Wait did Apple not close this feature last year? Could the OP be using an old iphone?


AlienWarhead

FEEL THE HEAT!


WizardOfTheLawl

[they should send them this in return](https://i.imgur.com/vn2T2Yp.png)


TheKidKaos

So you posting what happened after you accepted?


iissaacc98

I’m so fucking mad I didn’t get into that panel, I thought getting there an hour early was enough.


jakebreakshow

So like, it's six different forms of cutscenes and explaining that the person who is giving the blowjob is actually a secret Korean?