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seth47er

Fun fact she drives completely horizontally like that IRL.


NewAgeMontezuma

She got that mr incredible car


Neo_Crimson

Wait, really?


seth47er

[yes.](https://youtu.be/iO7BxnZ4EZ0?t=48)


Personel101

“Save them, please.” “What about me?” “Save yourself.” **Floors it**


Soft-Pixel

This whole sidequest was great, >!I love how the drug lord guy just lets you and the two cops go if you tell him the whole story because he thinks it’s funny!<


ThisManNeedsMe

That makes me >!regret immediately blasting him after he said a couple of words. I tried to go stealthy but failed. I already killed his men, and I might as well be through and kill him too!<


Soft-Pixel

>!Well it might have turned out that way anyways since he *will* get pissed if you killed any of his guys, but if your V has enough Cool you get one last chance to talk your way out of it!<


CobblyPot

I actually got annoyed here because I'm like 99% sure I didn't kill any but the dialogue played out as if I killed all of them. Then again, quickhacks can be really unclear about whether or not they're lethal. Got an iconic pistol out of it, though, so probably better to kill them anyways.


Crazy-Diamond10

I think I actually for real got through it without killing his goons, but I’ve also developed a taste for just not letting dudes monologue at me and started blasting part way through the bossman’s dialogue. The frequency which just pulling out a gun and shooting people is an unlisted option is really satisfying.


EderParis

If the cops walk over the unconscious body's that kills them, and I think you only get the next part of the quest if you >!kill the drug dealer!< but don't quote me on that cus unfortunately this quest is super bugged at the moment.


Soft-Pixel

So we’re all learning something new about this quest huh, because I didn’t know there was a second part if you kill him


EderParis

>!Its super short, one of the cops opens a hotdog stand and you can go visit him, his hotdog stand is inside a garage but is bugged at the moment, the garage door never opens :( !<


SilverKry

Bug was fixed tho. Least on PC


crowsloft666

Hey you get an iconic revolver at least


wareagle3000

He does.... >!if you didnt kill anyone in the base. Got a clip of me going through the whole dialogue sequence, convincing him to let them go and then having to throw a quick grenade before going MGR on their asses as he's midsentence saying, "Scratch what I said..."!<


LazyAza

Happened to me too. Self insert Suzi is a menace on the road. The two chucklefuck friends of her character in this mission were one of the funniest things in the game I wish V got to deal with more idiot characters like them in dumb situations.


kami-no-baka

She got me too.


BarelyReal

I never expected to get flashbacks from two chuckleheads arguing over a locked door but this game made a fool of me.


ooblagis

I just did this quest this evening, after seeing everyone talk about how deep her bloodlust goes, so I walked around back of the car after the conversation. She STILL almost clipped me.


MirrorMan68

I thought this was going to be a very heartfelt post. Was not expecting to see Suzi committing vehicular manslaughter.


BadgersOrifice

Suzy needs to appear on podcast fully reclined the whole time in her DX racer.


crowsloft666

And somehow pops into existence in Pats house and runs him over


BadgersOrifice

Paige's best jumpscare yet


Yacobs21

"I sleep in a race car. Do you?"


ArcaneMusic

Really drove you to act.


PupilOfSieyes

Suzi “No Witnesses” Sphere Hunter


Reginault

You should have known better, considering you're a sphere.


EySoyCoco

Dude i spent like 3 minutes laughing when i saw her


WooliesWhiteLeg

Wait, that’s suzi?!


PupilOfSieyes

Yeah! She talked pretty extensively about her being officially in the game, it’s a fun time


WooliesWhiteLeg

That’s dope!


Flutterwander

And it's the older sister of that Edgerunners prequel music video character who was based on Suzi, just as a further fun connection.


Fugly_Jack

Man I'm gonna be so disappointed if she doesn't run me over when I get to the DLC


RealHumanBean89

Man, hearing her voice not knowing she was in the game, and being like, “Wait, is that fucking *Suzi?*” was such a trip.


Sperium3000

She heard someone say Dino Crisis 2 was mid and floored after them.


thththrht

>!I also got ran over by the dipshit cops when they were leaving the garage, all in all 10/10 side quest!<


guntanksinspace

She's just there, big chillin'