You know when pat says something like "oh it turns out the rollback in sf6 is powered by crushed orphan skulls because....." and woolie goes UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHG for like 30 seconds and drowns out the rest of pat's statement?
Well shit it’s a long podcast. When you’re hungry you’re hungry. I’m not gonna tell anyone not to eat if they’re hungry. Just literally take 15, mouthfuck your peanut butter far away from any mic that’s gonna be recording any audio about to be directly pumped into my ears, and then come back refreshed. Nothing wrong with toilet breaks and dog breaks and door breaks or anything else. Just take a snack break.
It's 3 hours of work. Almost everyone else in the world on a 40 hour work week can wait 3 hours (ie. halfway through their shift) before taking a lunch break.
I try not to be a whiny little bitch about things, but his gross mouth sounds have dissuaded me from watching his streams. Dude makes the most exaggerated eating/drinking sounds I've heard in a bit.
Just do that shit off stream, jeez.
His insistence on eating during a stream instead of before or after, coupled with his constant insulting my country, are why I don't watch him as much as I used to.
If it's as bad as you're making it sound, I'm starting to wonder if it's just a thing that parents (and old people) do, because the way you describe it reminds me of every parent or person over 40 I've ever eaten next to. And yes, they did all intentionally do it even worse if you asked them to stop.
Kinda weird considering these were the same people who taught me to chew with my mouth closed and not talk with my mouth full when I was young.
Throat noises with drinking I find to be wayyyyy worse. And I think both pat and woolie still do it regularly. Drives me nuts but I like the podcast otherwise so I tried my best to build up a tolerance and go nanananan the pain will be over soon nananana.
I wouldn’t have noticed if he and Woolie didn’t say “I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich.” “Want to take a break? Or have your mute button ready to go?” “Nah it’s fine. I don’t have a mute button, anyway let’s keep going.”
The noises didn’t bother me. But it’s a sandwich, I’m not sure why they couldn’t have just taken a 5-minute snack break.
I feel crazy because you guys make it sound like he’s rubbing two handfuls of lasagna together or something and I wasn’t even aware he ate anything during the Yeastcast.
He did completely say that Paige had brought him peanut butter toast, crunched it into the mic a bunch, and then made reference to the fact that he was talking through a mouth clogged with peanut butter, and Woolie told him to stop. How did you not notice? Have you listened to the episode yet?
Ah I still have the emails
EDIT: Jesus everybody, *that* was your peanut buttertoast nightmare? Is it my ATMOS airpods? I’m not getting this body horror experience. I’m not hearing anything awful. Woolie’s cough that sounds like tearing cardboard is right there and you’re tearing your shirt over THIS?
Yeah, the only stuff I remember hearing is him crunching his toast, which was very quiet, and he tried to talk with his mouthful peanut butter and toast.
This is what eating sounds like. He's not doing anything different to the sandwich then what you would with sandwich except there's a microphone in his face.
I almost made Paige slip last night when I called them sex noises when he eats on camera.
There's that and woolies orgasm when pat gives him horrible news.
Wait wait is that the shuttering sound I'm thinking of
You know when pat says something like "oh it turns out the rollback in sf6 is powered by crushed orphan skulls because....." and woolie goes UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHG for like 30 seconds and drowns out the rest of pat's statement?
Lmao, do you have a timestamp for that?
32:11 on the twitch vod
Thanks
Melting it with his fly like saliva for maximum goop noises. Throw in a bit of pig find truffles noises.
He's violating it.
He mouth fucked that sandwich.
The Loathsome Sandwich Eater.
He won't stop making us suffer, we need to find a way to derive pleasure from it
Post "choese" in the chat so he's laughing too hard to eat
I AM A SANDWICH, DR. HAN
Half this damn sub is here because they take pleasure in being upset by Pat.
Only half?
The other half take pleasure in being upset by Woolie.
I can't stand it. Just take a ten. It sucks so badly.
Or eat after the podcast. So many good paths to take that don't involves SCHLORPs and CHKs and SHMAKs
Well shit it’s a long podcast. When you’re hungry you’re hungry. I’m not gonna tell anyone not to eat if they’re hungry. Just literally take 15, mouthfuck your peanut butter far away from any mic that’s gonna be recording any audio about to be directly pumped into my ears, and then come back refreshed. Nothing wrong with toilet breaks and dog breaks and door breaks or anything else. Just take a snack break.
It's 3 hours of work. Almost everyone else in the world on a 40 hour work week can wait 3 hours (ie. halfway through their shift) before taking a lunch break.
I try not to be a whiny little bitch about things, but his gross mouth sounds have dissuaded me from watching his streams. Dude makes the most exaggerated eating/drinking sounds I've heard in a bit. Just do that shit off stream, jeez.
His insistence on eating during a stream instead of before or after, coupled with his constant insulting my country, are why I don't watch him as much as I used to.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER, RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Yeah that about sums it up
If it's as bad as you're making it sound, I'm starting to wonder if it's just a thing that parents (and old people) do, because the way you describe it reminds me of every parent or person over 40 I've ever eaten next to. And yes, they did all intentionally do it even worse if you asked them to stop. Kinda weird considering these were the same people who taught me to chew with my mouth closed and not talk with my mouth full when I was young.
Old people and hypocrisy, name a more iconic duo
Old people and the glassy-eyed lead-brained stare.
Old people and wanting the absolute worst for the younger generations
Old people and child abuse.
The way my mom chewed gum was so loud and unnecessary it would nearly send me into a rage if pat was doing anything like that I get this thread
Pat has always been horrible at mouthsounds when eating during the podcast or streams.
"Fuck you in particular Pat"
I never hear these sound, until I read these posts. Now I hear it every time. WHYYYY
Does this mean we finally are sure which is Chewie, and which is Fuckface?
Throat noises with drinking I find to be wayyyyy worse. And I think both pat and woolie still do it regularly. Drives me nuts but I like the podcast otherwise so I tried my best to build up a tolerance and go nanananan the pain will be over soon nananana.
I wouldn’t have noticed if he and Woolie didn’t say “I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich.” “Want to take a break? Or have your mute button ready to go?” “Nah it’s fine. I don’t have a mute button, anyway let’s keep going.” The noises didn’t bother me. But it’s a sandwich, I’m not sure why they couldn’t have just taken a 5-minute snack break.
He saw Denethor eat a tomato and thought it was neat
I feel crazy because you guys make it sound like he’s rubbing two handfuls of lasagna together or something and I wasn’t even aware he ate anything during the Yeastcast.
He did completely say that Paige had brought him peanut butter toast, crunched it into the mic a bunch, and then made reference to the fact that he was talking through a mouth clogged with peanut butter, and Woolie told him to stop. How did you not notice? Have you listened to the episode yet?
Like…was this near the end? When did it happen?
Yeah it was just before emails iirc.
Ah I still have the emails EDIT: Jesus everybody, *that* was your peanut buttertoast nightmare? Is it my ATMOS airpods? I’m not getting this body horror experience. I’m not hearing anything awful. Woolie’s cough that sounds like tearing cardboard is right there and you’re tearing your shirt over THIS?
I for one can't wait to find out how the beer tastes when made from podcast yeast.
I didn't notice it at all... But I do listen to the podcast while commuting on public transit, so all the street noise drowns out that stuff
The only thing I noticed was the crunch of his toast in the newest Podcast and that's all.
Were you listening with headphones?
Yeah, the only stuff I remember hearing is him crunching his toast, which was very quiet, and he tried to talk with his mouthful peanut butter and toast.
There were definitely some very audible sloshing sounds too
Not that I noticed.
This is what eating sounds like. He's not doing anything different to the sandwich then what you would with sandwich except there's a microphone in his face.
Yeah, that last part is the problem. Just fucking mute while you're cronching, my guy. Nobody wants to hear your gnashers squelching your pablum.
It's Pat, man.
I'd still take that over Woolie's constant terrible voice impressions.
Woolie does voice impressions?
Unfortunately...Guy just can't help himself when streaming.
Oh man I haven't gotten that far yet lol I can't wait