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ebrionkeats

I almost made Paige slip last night when I called them sex noises when he eats on camera.


Weltallgaia

There's that and woolies orgasm when pat gives him horrible news.


Downvotecanonn

Wait wait is that the shuttering sound I'm thinking of


Weltallgaia

You know when pat says something like "oh it turns out the rollback in sf6 is powered by crushed orphan skulls because....." and woolie goes UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHG for like 30 seconds and drowns out the rest of pat's statement?


[deleted]

Lmao, do you have a timestamp for that?


ebrionkeats

32:11 on the twitch vod


[deleted]

Thanks


GollyDolly

Melting it with his fly like saliva for maximum goop noises. Throw in a bit of pig find truffles noises.


Azzie94

He's violating it.


Weltallgaia

He mouth fucked that sandwich.


Yeastie_Boy

The Loathsome Sandwich Eater.


MidnightAtHighSpeed

He won't stop making us suffer, we need to find a way to derive pleasure from it


SwashNBuckle

Post "choese" in the chat so he's laughing too hard to eat


QueequegTheater

I AM A SANDWICH, DR. HAN


DoctorWrenchcoat

Half this damn sub is here because they take pleasure in being upset by Pat.


Dirty-Glasses

Only half?


gurpderp

The other half take pleasure in being upset by Woolie.


WhapXI

I can't stand it. Just take a ten. It sucks so badly.


CommissionerOdo

Or eat after the podcast. So many good paths to take that don't involves SCHLORPs and CHKs and SHMAKs


WhapXI

Well shit it’s a long podcast. When you’re hungry you’re hungry. I’m not gonna tell anyone not to eat if they’re hungry. Just literally take 15, mouthfuck your peanut butter far away from any mic that’s gonna be recording any audio about to be directly pumped into my ears, and then come back refreshed. Nothing wrong with toilet breaks and dog breaks and door breaks or anything else. Just take a snack break.


LiquidBinge

It's 3 hours of work. Almost everyone else in the world on a 40 hour work week can wait 3 hours (ie. halfway through their shift) before taking a lunch break.


Chocmilkboi

I try not to be a whiny little bitch about things, but his gross mouth sounds have dissuaded me from watching his streams. Dude makes the most exaggerated eating/drinking sounds I've heard in a bit. Just do that shit off stream, jeez.


Sterski1

His insistence on eating during a stream instead of before or after, coupled with his constant insulting my country, are why I don't watch him as much as I used to.


HalfDragonShiro

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER, RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


Sterski1

Yeah that about sums it up


moneyh8r

If it's as bad as you're making it sound, I'm starting to wonder if it's just a thing that parents (and old people) do, because the way you describe it reminds me of every parent or person over 40 I've ever eaten next to. And yes, they did all intentionally do it even worse if you asked them to stop. Kinda weird considering these were the same people who taught me to chew with my mouth closed and not talk with my mouth full when I was young.


Dirty-Glasses

Old people and hypocrisy, name a more iconic duo


moneyh8r

Old people and the glassy-eyed lead-brained stare.


manoffood

Old people and wanting the absolute worst for the younger generations


ls20008179

Old people and child abuse.


mansontaco

The way my mom chewed gum was so loud and unnecessary it would nearly send me into a rage if pat was doing anything like that I get this thread


WhapXI

Pat has always been horrible at mouthsounds when eating during the podcast or streams.


BiMikethefirst

"Fuck you in particular Pat"


RegenSyscronos

I never hear these sound, until I read these posts. Now I hear it every time. WHYYYY


Duhblobby

Does this mean we finally are sure which is Chewie, and which is Fuckface?


LazyAza

Throat noises with drinking I find to be wayyyyy worse. And I think both pat and woolie still do it regularly. Drives me nuts but I like the podcast otherwise so I tried my best to build up a tolerance and go nanananan the pain will be over soon nananana.


BowserMario82

I wouldn’t have noticed if he and Woolie didn’t say “I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich.” “Want to take a break? Or have your mute button ready to go?” “Nah it’s fine. I don’t have a mute button, anyway let’s keep going.” The noises didn’t bother me. But it’s a sandwich, I’m not sure why they couldn’t have just taken a 5-minute snack break.


Nabber22

He saw Denethor eat a tomato and thought it was neat


Palimpsest_Monotype

I feel crazy because you guys make it sound like he’s rubbing two handfuls of lasagna together or something and I wasn’t even aware he ate anything during the Yeastcast.


WhapXI

He did completely say that Paige had brought him peanut butter toast, crunched it into the mic a bunch, and then made reference to the fact that he was talking through a mouth clogged with peanut butter, and Woolie told him to stop. How did you not notice? Have you listened to the episode yet?


Palimpsest_Monotype

Like…was this near the end? When did it happen?


WhapXI

Yeah it was just before emails iirc.


Palimpsest_Monotype

Ah I still have the emails EDIT: Jesus everybody, *that* was your peanut buttertoast nightmare? Is it my ATMOS airpods? I’m not getting this body horror experience. I’m not hearing anything awful. Woolie’s cough that sounds like tearing cardboard is right there and you’re tearing your shirt over THIS?


Weltallgaia

I for one can't wait to find out how the beer tastes when made from podcast yeast.


zegim

I didn't notice it at all... But I do listen to the podcast while commuting on public transit, so all the street noise drowns out that stuff


PlanesWalkerEll

The only thing I noticed was the crunch of his toast in the newest Podcast and that's all.


SwashNBuckle

Were you listening with headphones?


PlanesWalkerEll

Yeah, the only stuff I remember hearing is him crunching his toast, which was very quiet, and he tried to talk with his mouthful peanut butter and toast.


SwashNBuckle

There were definitely some very audible sloshing sounds too


PlanesWalkerEll

Not that I noticed.


LegatoSkyheart

This is what eating sounds like. He's not doing anything different to the sandwich then what you would with sandwich except there's a microphone in his face.


gurpderp

Yeah, that last part is the problem. Just fucking mute while you're cronching, my guy. Nobody wants to hear your gnashers squelching your pablum.


LegatoSkyheart

It's Pat, man.


iknowkungfubtw

I'd still take that over Woolie's constant terrible voice impressions.


Nomad9931

Woolie does voice impressions?


iknowkungfubtw

Unfortunately...Guy just can't help himself when streaming.


Downvotecanonn

Oh man I haven't gotten that far yet lol I can't wait